Welcome to APPLE'S FANFIC EMPORIUM! You want Fletchyrie? WE GOT YO' FLETCHYRIE! You want your slash couples? WE GOT YO' SLASH COUPLES! You want some humor? WE'LL TRY OUR BEST! Everything you ever need in a good FanFic you can guarantee we got it (we cannot guarantee that there will be Valduggery...sorry.) Used to be called Random Stories About Vampires and Lollipops. R&R!

okay this is not just a story about a jumping gay walrus. its random and requested drabbles. you want? pairings talk to me, you dont want a songfic? to bad its probably going to happen anyway, craziness is a defo, humor- ill try me best. i will rate the chapters for all my young sandwiches- Crybaby

Cheesy, Valduggery, romantic...what's not to like? Please reveiw!

Skulduggery Pleasant has always had a weakness for Valkyrie. And the reflection knows exactly how to exploit it. Oneshot. KOTW spoilers.

Spoilers for KOTW. The Reflection now has magic, and it will stop at nothing to kill Valkyrie in cold blood. An oblivious Valkyrie has no idea who the masked girl is who keeps on threatening her life. Can she bring herself to kill something that has grown so much it is almost its own person, a homunculus. Not to mention that it has the powers and face of Darquesse?

Think you have a creepy, disturbing, and outright crazy pairing? Think again. Get ready for the craziest and weirdest pairings that you've ever seen.

Alfridge Bones is a Bishop of the Church of the Faceless. He has a plan to take down the Irish Sanctuary - all he needs is a little gang of criminals, murderers and villains. But, London Sanctuary Agents are all over the case, and attempting to stop him. (Set after KOTW but before TMS, accepting everybody's character on the official Skulduggery Pleasant Facebook Page)

I'm Ariella. I'm 14 and i'm a neoramcer. I have edited this story so it should be better.

Short stories with Valkyrie, Skulduggery and the rest of the gang hehe xxxxxxx

The wind tousled Hansard Kray's dirty blond hair as he stood holding a coiling black flame in his hand, preparing to fight. This story is a republish of my old story Vansard but it is altered and will continue with a better plot bunny. Please R R! o

WARNING: This Fanfiction's chain of events occur (fictionally) after "The Maleficent Seven". Presented within are what could be considered spoilers for the book. The story is about Tanith after she's finally permitted to transfer back to Ireland. The character cast includes Tanith, Ghastly, Dexter Vex, Saracen Rue, Valkyrie & Skulduggery amongst others. Ghanith WILL be present!

Alice has now got murdered, her soul shattered to pieces, in her place was born Ecila Siulorir who's only goal is to destroy the world. Will Ecila manage to fix her shattered soul or will she kill all of man-kind? If you haven't read book 1, The Up-Bringing I advise you to for as you will have missed a lot. Review your thoughts and opinions please and I hope you enjoy :P

Sequel to Her Own Little Piece Of Lovely. Tanith and Ghastly are married but the past catches up with them. Will they realise who their babies daddy is before harm can come to them? Please read and review!

Join Ghastly and Dexter as they go on adventures! A bromance and adventure story for the Ghaxter shippers!

Skulduggery and Valkyrie meet a mage who has discovered her true name. Sanguine and others are, once again, on their way to destroying the world. Might have some romance...but between unanticipated characters... Will the new hero be strong enough against Darquesse? Sorry no good at summarys..PLEASE R&R! Ratings might change throughout the story...?

a short ghanith one shot, written for Nightcatmau

This is just a short one shot that takes place when Ghastly is still a statue. Ghanith. That's pretty much all there is to it. Enjoy!

All your fav characters in a mish mash of stories. I keep writing really short stories that aren't long enough to be put as seperate ones so... here ya go! Later stories will include Valduggery, Valguine, Ghanith, Duskyrie, Chinduggery, OC's and much more! Just click da button :3 Xx

Another madman tries to mould the shape of mortal and magical lives alike and as always the usual cast have something to say. With a new friend of Ghastly's (Perun Lock) and an odd assistant (Yosyp Zealot), will the new additions prove worthy to the Detective? Specifically, Lock and Zealot are mine. Dedicated to Mr Derek Landy, in the hope that one day he will read this :)

Amelia Bennet always wanted a life of excitement. But she never imagined a life like this...

Just a little something I wrote a while ago. On a deserted ranch in America, Tanith finds a saddening link to her past, to the person she used to be. A letter to an old lady, from her granddaughter, Valkyrie Cain. Please R&R

A May/December relationship is when one of the partners is very young and the other partner is very old. And you know what that means...GHANITH!

A short story with Skulduggery and Valkyrie defeating a new race of creatures. What are they? And who could be controlling them? Also, why is a certain american friend returning...

Skulduggery's brother is back. The evil one, not the delusional hippie one that smokes. This brother is back for revenge on the ones who enraptured him in an eternal labyrinth. Once he is out what will happen? Will Shayman wreak havoc? Or will Skulduggery and his crew step in to stop him? Or will the hippy-man give up smoking and become an alcoholic? Rate and review Rated for evil.

It's a year since my death. A year since the unthinkable happened, but now it's come back for another go, another shot of killing me from the outside, in. A/N: if you haven't read the NEW ADVENTURE read that first! r&r please?