Since FF deleted my first try, let's go again! Remember, PRANK THEM ALL! May the prank Gods be with you. A/N: Formerly Guidelines to Living with the SP Crew (reloaded)

A short monologue on Valkyrie's feelings straight after The Faceless Ones. Very short. ONE SHOT!

The Figure is out and searching. Searching for someone who they need to find. She will stop at nothing to find him, even if it involves killing thousands. Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain finds out about The Figure and travel to London to capture her. Only they're in a bit on a shock when they meet.

Tanith has become pregnant, and surprises are popping up. Not the normal kind of surprises, with serial killers and contagious magic and Remnant attacks. Different surprises. That Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Ghastly, and Tanith are astonished by. They're confused. And then, when she's needed most, Tanith isn't there to help... Warning: Contains KOTW (book 7) spoilers.

A series of short stories. One idea for a beginning ending differently. I'm not good at summaries so please just read them and then review! (Please let me apologize for hand if any of them seem cheesy)

What does the title say! That's all the info you need.

Some short valduggery one shots, please read and give me comments, it's my first story, it's Valduggery.

Tanith and Valkyrie are sick with a nasty flu bug, which comes as a surprise to Skulduggery and Ghastly, who are left to care for the girls. But the guys might be in for more surprises then they really think... Rated T for some future mature romance.

Is China Skulduggerys Long Lost "Dead" Wife? Or Is Val Just Over Thinking?

Valkyrie can't sleep. Again. But she thinks another lullaby will do the trick. Valduggery, KOTW spoilers.

Justin Lewis Brady Awesome is seen as the hero of the Sanctuary. He steals all the glory from every other agent. An elite agent team catches him in the middle of the act of treason, he joins up with the most evil villain since Melvolant. Now the forces of the Sanctuary must stop the evil villain, Zly, from bringing back the Faceless Ones.

Valkyrie Cain's little sister is not to little any more, now 15 Alice still does not know she has magic at her fingertips,but as she gets caught by the not so good side, will that effect the magic she does? Not POV of Skulduggery Pleasant

Valkyrie is sent back in time to save a certain skeleton's daughter.

This is the end of Skulduggery and Valkyrie. (Not Really!) This is my first story don't judge.

Valkyrie is shrunk down the size of a pea and Ghastly makes the mistake of eating her!

Valkyrie and Skulduggery are getting ready for the New Years ball, hosted by Erskine Ravel but a certain someone gate crashes the party with just a pointed finger. Who is this character? And will Valkyrie manage to save Skulduggery from the only poison that can kill him? [First fanfic :)]

Skulduggery and alcohol, not a good combination. But hey, a story about a drunk Skeleton? You'd be crazy not to read it. :P Read and review people!

A whole bunch of stories about the lives of Skullduggery and Valkryie. iWarning: May Contain Spoilers!

Whether or not the Target is a dummy or a super evil guy, Skulduggery Pleasant and his partner Valkyrie will be their to stop them. Something happens then something else if this story continues!

'Of all the comrades that ever I had, They are sorry for my going away.' Larrikin died during the war saving Vex but now he is unable to move on, stuck by a weird link to a girl being swept away in the tide of war. Unable to do anything he is forced to watch the war around him shift and turn. Maybe he is able to save and guide a life despite being dead and everything. Larrikin-OC

XX SPOILER FOR KINGDOM OF THE WICKED XX Just what I think will happen to the Reflection... or something...

quick snapshot of diffrent parings.

After the war, the Dead Men split;they go their own separate ways, travelling the world, living the life of adventure, or perfecting their magic. However, things aren't always that easy,there will always be revenge seekers, and in the Dead Men's case, the revenge seeker is a not so dead Mevolent. Will the eight ex Dead Men push their petty arguments and differences away to fight?

This is a one shot based at the very begining of Mortal Coil. Vaurien scapegrace...fed up with his sort of life? finds comfort in the most unlikely of people- Rated K for one use of baddish language?

Vaurien Scapegrace screwed up…Big time… his first kill was a complete accident that may, or may not cost him his life. With fear plaguing his mind and a new breed of evil rising from the shadows…will the 'good guys' seriously risk their lives to help this idiot? Or will they let him die- taking one of earths biggest secretes with him…