This is basically a random collection of stories from me. From Ghastly's dying love of shoes, to Valkyrie falling in love with Thrashe and Skulduggery falling in love with Scapegrace, then having a double wedding. See, randomness. Not for the sensible-hearted. Will try and write a new chapter for you all everyday. If I don't, feel free to complan. Sorry for any miskates. R R. Xxx

Set a year or two after KOTW, Darquesse has taken control over Valkyrie. Darquesse is weakening, Skulduggery is determined to get Valkyrie back. The world is in utter annihilation & there is war, Skulduggery leader of the Elementals & Adepts and Darquesse leader of Necromancers. Mortals are also caught up in this battle. OC's, better than it sounds better summary inside. Review!

Sequel to A bad Birthday, contains no spoilers, but if you haven't read it, it would be best to read chapter 15. Tanith is back and Skulduggery and Valkyrie have to find a way to rid her of the Remment, while keeping the balance of the world in check. You know, business as usual. Please R&R

sequel for DO AS I SAY OR THE HAT GETS IT. read that one first as you'll under stand it. this tells what happens to the hat!

This is a collection of very random stories of... well, just about anything! It has mixtures of things and more things. Some will be funny some will be not. Oh Romeo, Romeo, Where for art thou Romeo! R & R please xx

if one annoying girl takes your pride and joy, then holds a flame to it- you have no choice to obey, or do you? WARNING: contains cruelty to hats and doors and even a bit of blackmail! read and review people- read and review! a piece of pure random from me!

tanith looks behind her but only to see the loveof her life runing towards her with a blood covered sword

It was just another murder scene that Valkyrie didn't want to be at. Nothing strange nothing... Unusual.All was fine until Skulduggery finds a strange orb, also known as a 'Travelling Orb'. Going against her better judgement Valkyrie asks about it and well... Let's just say pandemonium ensues. KoTW SPOILERS! Book sven-ish. It's a bit Wibbly Wobbly...

Gothica Rose was eight years old when she saw her mother Valkyrie Cain get killed. Five years later, she meets some old friends of her mother's. Over the next three years, they teach Gothica about magic. Soon, the gang learns that things might not be as they seem They find out that Valkyrie just might not be dead after all.

What happens when Valkyrie meets skuldugerry 400yrs ago? Is Darquesse all bad? Who is Skulduggery's Father?

An Elemental painter whose friend has gone missing gets a visit from Skulduggery and Valkyrie. Oneshot, unlikely to be any sequel or follow-up. K for implied violence.

A new enemy threatens both the magical and mortal world. A revolution has started, and the Sanctuaries are needed more than ever. To defeat this uncanny foe, Skulduggery will have to face the ghosts of his past, and Valkyrie, the dangers of her future. The Ancients are way more mysterious and secretive than they appear, and the duo is about to discover that first-hand...

This story is about Gordon on one of his adventures with the famous Skul-man, it will include some original characters and my own.

Basically the interrogation scene from "Playing With Fire" involving my OC instead of the Terrifying Brain Sucker of London. I solemnly it's not a Mary-Sue. T is for Torture :D

Ok it starts off all mushy and was originally intended as a one shot Fletcherie, I then include a plot, a bad guy, an incredibly hot dude (based on a guy I know), and an amazingly amazing awe inspiring new character that is me. I know the title is all dramatic but you know you want to read it, yeah you do.

So, Val's writing?

Valkyrie has grown up and is no longer involved in the magical society. She is now being forced to work with her old partner again, and she is beginning to remember times and people that she would rather stay buried in the depths of her mind.

Was it a dream... More short stories to follow! Valduggery of course! Please review! ROMANCE

Another dream-like story from moi...! review what you think my taken name should be!

After Death Bringer. Valkyrie has just turned 17 and already she has broken up with 2 boyfriends in the same week, killed 1, found out her best friend is a evil killer, and now has to look after a new sister, and thats just recently. slightly OOC.

Two hundred words for each prompt of the five variations of the 100 theme challenge. T for Language, Insinuation, and homoerotism, with the occasional hint of heteroerotism. Too many pairings to list.

Seraphic Calamitious is the step-daughter of Skulduggery Pleasant. She has everything she needs. But when Skulduggery's past catches up with him, she's stuck in the middle. Rubbish summary, but it's my first attempt, so please give it a go and be nice. Please? Valduggery later... Possibly... R R. :-). Xxx

Valkyrie and Skulduggery team up with some unlikely allies to solve a series of mysterious murders. Who or what is Itex? And what does it have to do with reports of strange creatures in an abandoned warehouse? May also end up containing Wholock. Mild Language, Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid

Just what it says on the tin. Those little moments in Skulduggery Pleasant's life which come and go in a second, but are still important enough to remember, at least for a little while. *Set throughout the series. Some were written before Dark Days came out, and may seem a little outdated. No Kingdom of the Wicked Spoilers!*

Skulduggery and Valkyrie are out on a night stroll, oblivious to the fact the moon kills people. The rays of light the moon sends out every night kills people in under a second, causing no visible body damage. Skulduggery must investigate who is doing this, how and why, trying not to get themselves killed in the process. The moon is deadly. Will they escape it?