Yea! I didn't expect such a good response for this fic! But, since I got all these reviews *dances around* I will write this next chapter well . . .now!

Warning: Character torture ^_^!

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The Two Line Curse

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Joey: Ay, Yami, you okay? *Watches Yami hit himself in the throat*

Yami: *hits himself again* Ack.Love you, I . . .Ack . . .

Seto: *grins evilly* You said it wrong!

Yami: *glares* I love you. *hits himself again* Hcckkkssssss. . .Ack. . .shhhhhi. . .

Yugi: Hey Yami, are you alright?

Yami: I love . . .you. Ack. Shiittt . . .

Yugi: I love you too!

Bakura: Shit, you're fixed!

Yami: Y-y-esssss . . .

Seto: O-o-kay . . .

Ryou: *pouts* Say you're sorry for being mean to me!

Yami: N-no!

Bakura: *smirk* Ha! Asshole!

Yami: *clears throat and picks up Tea, who is still knocked out, by the hair* You're da ass. *Hurls Tea at Bakura and Seto who are sitting near each other*

Seto and Bakura: EW! Get it away!

Tea: *wakes up and notices that she is on top of two guys* HI ^_^!

Bakura: AH! Bitch, be gone! *Stands up*

Tea: Ah! *Falls on the floor*

Yuki: That's the way!

Seto: Ack! It's still alive!

Yuki: I'll help! *Uses authoress powers* Let there be rain!

Ryou: How is that supposed to help?

*Packages rain from the sky*

Ryou: Ohhhhhhhhhh!!! -_-

*All the packages fall on Tea, knocking her out*

Bakura: Thank Satan.

Ryou: Don't you mean thank G-

Bakura: *cuts him off* NO. I meant SATAN, God-boy.

Yuki: Anyway, packages from KawaiiBlackMoon! Let's see, the first is some duct-tape to use on Tea!

Yami: Gimmie! *Takes tape and uses some on Tea's mouth, eyes, arms, legs. . .*

Joey: Geez, Yami, I can barely see any of Tea anymore!

Yami: I love you. And I know ^_^!

Yuki: *Takes a package off the floor* Let's see . . . the next one is for . . . me! An iron mallet! *Looks sideways at Bakura, Seto, and Yami* MWAHAHA!

Yami, Seto, and Bakura: Noooooo!!!!!!

Yuki: *carelessly swings mallet and misses* Okay, the next one is to Ryou.

Ryou: Oh dear, no good could come of this . . .

Yuki: Well, no doubt that it will be fun . . . because, it's . . . a DRESS!!! It says to wear it, Ryou!

Ryou: *Looks at the paper* No it does not!

Yuki: Oh Ryou, must I point to the rule again.

Ryou: *Grumbles* Damn you evil authoress people. *Grabs dress and walks to other part of the place to change*

Yuki: Okay, next one is for Bakura!

Bakura: *sarcastically* Oh, joy.

Yuki: *frowns* Nope, this is actually a good gift. Here's a bag of crack!

Bakura: YAY!!! Hey-wait, there's no lighter! Wah!!!!!

Yuki: *Digs in bag of crack* I think I found one, but it's kinda small . . .

Seto: *looks at the lighter* AH! That's a flame-thrower!

Bakura: Eehehehe! Mwahahaha!!!!

Yami: Oh boy . . .

Bakura: *blows smoke in Yami's face*

Yami: *coughs and kicks Bakura away*

Bakura: HEY!

Yuki: Okay, Joey, the next thing is for you. It's 500 tons of food!

Joey: *Eyes water* T-thank you! I was dying from starvation! *Dives into food*

Seto: Hasn't it been only 5 hours since you ate all the food?

Joey: *mouth full of food* Mmmfffhhh?

Seto: Forget I asked.

Yuki: Is Ryou done with that dress yet?

Ryou: Yes, you damn authoress people! *Appears in a cute pale blue dress*

Bakura: *drops his crack and falls over because he can't get air since he's laughing so hard that no sound is coming out*

Yuki: RYOU! Mwahahaha!

Ryou: ~_~6 What now?

Yuki: Nothing. ^_^

Bakura: *finally recovers enough to get air* HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Coughs because of the crack smoking*

Yami: HA! You shithead!

Bakura: Shut up, YAMI. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami. Yami!

Yami: AHHHHH!!!!! BASTARD! I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

Yuki: Okay, before this gets out of hand, the next one is for Yugi! Here's a Yami plushie!!

Yugi: Cute!! *Hugs Yami plushie*

Yami: I'm _not_ CUTE!

Seto: You have to say it.

Yami: Wha . . .? Oh yea, I love you whoever I'm supposed to say it to.

Yuki: You're supposed to say it to me. Anyway, the next is for Yami!

Yami: I love you. Do I want this?

Yuki: Maybe, because it's a . . . YUGI PLUSHIE!

Yami: Cute!! *Hugs Yugi plushie*

Everyone but Yami, Yuki, and Yugi: *stares at Yami strangely*

Yami: What?

*All continue to stare*

Yuki: *clears throat* Alright, next, Tea get some poisoned, well shaken diet Pepsi for when she wakes up

Joey: Did someone say Pepsi? *Grabs Pepsi*

Yugi: Joey! WAIT!

Joey: *polishes off the Pepsi* Ew, diet! Whaddya say, Yugi?

Yugi: -_-6

Seto: We should all know that by now, Joey's stomach can take anything.

Joey: Huh? *Dives back into food*

Yuki: And now! Here you are Seto! *Tosses shaving cream to Seto*

Seto: Huh? What's this?

Yuki: *drags Seto into other room*

Seto: HEY! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? NOOOOOOO!

Yuki: *Brings Seto back* And, she also sent you a curse! *Shows paper to Seto*

Seto: *eyes get really big*

Yami: *smirks* What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?

Seto: I shaved my leg.

Yami: WHAT!?

Seto: Wanna feel it?

Yami: Do you know what you are saying? Hell, no! I don't wanna feel it! Ugh!

Seto: I shaved my leg.

Yami: I know! STOP SAYING THAT!

Seto: Wanna feel it?

Yami: For the last time, NO!!!!!!

Yuki: ^_^ Here Bakura! *Hands Bakura a paper from Lightning-chan*

Bakura: *raises an eyebrow*

Yugi: Oh no . . .

Bakura: I like stuff.

Ryou: Of course you do. We all do.

Bakura: WHEEEEEE!!!!!

Ryou: What?

Bakura: WHEEEEEE!!!!!

Ryou: Humh . . .

Yuki: Seto, change of plans. Kalitra said so. *Hands Seto another paper*

Seto: *grimaces and thinks, 'that doesn't make my leg unshaven'*

Yami: Now what?

Seto: Yami is my master.

Yami: Now that's better!

Seto: I'm his lowly servant!

Yami: Really . . .? Then act like a dog!

Seto: *stays where he is* Yami is my master.

Yami: I'm not getting anything out of this, am I?

Seto: I'm his lowly servant.

Yuki: ^_^ *hands Seto a paper, this time from Cherior and another one from Yami-kun*

Seto: *looks like he wants to kill the authoress*

Yuki: Don't blame me, the reviewers wanted it!

Yami: So he is no longer my servant?

Seto: Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

Yami: What the fuck does that mean?

Yugi: *whispers the meaning into Yami's ear*

Yami: Not here, Yugi.

Everyone else: *stares strangely again*

Yami: OH! That's what it means! Seto, no, I do not wanna sleep with you, and I don't think anyone wants me to anyway.

Fangirls from Nowhere: Nope. *fangirls disappear*

Seto: I want you.

Yami: SHUT UP, ALREADY!

Seto: I want you.

Yami: Ahhhhh!

Seto: I want you.

Yami: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Yuki: Hmm. Neiko's_guardian_angel sends in a guest!

Guest: *falls on the floor* Greetings, everyone. I am Maximillion Pegasus.

Everyone but Bakura and Seto: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Bakura and Seto: *mouths open*

Yuki: Alright, let's get this show on the road! Here ya go Pegasus. *Hands him a paper*

Pegasus: *smiles*

Everyone: *looks scared*

Seto: *backs away* I want you.

Pegasus: I love Seto.

Tea: *Wakes up* I cun't moove.too mooch taapppe!

Yami: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi: Yami?

Yami: I love you! It was REALLY fun!

Joey: Ay, guys! Whaddaya doin?

Ryou: Wellllll . . . Pegasus loves Seto, Seto wants Yami to get into bed with him, Seto is Yami's servant, and Tea woke up.

Joey: . . .What's wro-Did you say the Tea woke up!? Can I eat her?!

Yuki: No, no, no. There will be no character death unless reviewers say so!

Tea: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Dun't eat me Doey! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

Yugi: No, the screaming again!

Yami: I can fix that! *Gets some more tape from the roll and puts a bunch on Tea's mouth*

Yuki: Okay Yami, you have too much freedom and no one is saying your name anymore, so, by the request of Snow Rabbit, here. *Hands him a paper*

Yami: *scowls* I love you.

Yugi: Hey Yami, now what do you have to say?

Yami: I love you.

Yuki: I don't think he really wants to say it, but if you make him talk enough, it will slip out whether he likes it or not.

Yugi: Okay! ^_^ Yami, Yami, Yami, Yami, talk to me!

Yami: I love you. I love you. I love you. I will do anything because Yuki said so.

Yugi: Oh! ^_^ Give me a kiss Yami!

Yami: *kisses Yugi, on the cheek*

Ryou: Give my yami a hug!

Yami: *looks horrified but walks over to Bakura*

Bakura: *looks horrified as well and runs* WHEEEEEE!!!!!

Pegasus: I love Bakura!

Bakura: *looks even more scared* I like stuff!

Pegasus: I love Bakura!

Ryou: Oh dear . . .

Yuki: Ryou . . .it's your turn!

Ryou: What!? No! Isn't the dress good enough for you!?

Yuki: Never! Here! *hands him a paper from NightMaiden02*

Ryou: Why is that?

Yuki: Because, you obviously have worn a dress before or else you wouldn't be so comfortable in it.

Ryou: -_- I ain't going there.

Yugi: *doesn't know that Ryou is cursed* Going where? I really wish you wouldn't speak so cryptically.

Ryou: Why is that?

Yugi: So I can understand you! Your yami is rubbing off on you or something Ryou!

Ryou: Why is that?

Yugi: AHHHH! *for a second looks like Yami when he's mad, then walks away rubbing his temples*

Yuki: Good job Ryou.

Ryou: Why is that?

Yuki: Never mind.

Ryou: I ain't going there. *Watches his yami*

Bakura: *stops to rest* I like stuff.

Yami: *catches up to him, hits him in the stomach, gives him a quick hug, and collapses on a nearby couch*

Pegasus: I love Bakura!

Seto: I want you.

Pegasus: I love Seto!

Seto: *looks worried* I want you.

Yuki: Hmm . . .should I make all of the curses go away, and then start fresh next chapter?

Seto, Bakura, Yami, and Ryou: *nod emphatically*

Yuki: Well, reviewers will decide, anyway, does anyone have curse ideas? My evil mind is taking a break and if you do submit an idea, I guarantee that it will be used in one chapter or another!

Yugi: *sigh* That was close. I thought I was going to be cursed!

Yuki: Well, you only weren't this chapter because there weren't any people that had any good sentences for you . . .

Yugi: -_-

Yuki: Oh yea, read these two reviews, Yugi.

Yugi: *reads reviews by Yami Dragoness and Beckie* I didn't know Yami did that . . .

Yuki: It's my new service, called 'Rent a Yami' Right now I only have Yami and Bakura available.

Yami: *looks like he's ready to bash in the authoress's head*

Yuki: I better smooth this over, review though. Oh yea, person who didn't put their name, nothing is worse than experiencing the curse first-hand. Right, Yami?

Yami: *glares EXTREMELY hatefully at the authoress* I love you.

Joey: Ask to send Pegasus back! He's eating my food! Wah!

Pegasus: *eating* I love Seto.

Yugi: Or . . . you could ask her to send us all back home so we don't have to be cursed . . .

Joey: Somehow, I don't think that that's going to happen . . .

Pegasus: *still eating* I love Bakura!