Chapter 2: Let the Madness Continue!
Zidane was getting pretty fed up with Dagger and her slowness.
"Dagger will you just get on the damn ship?!" Zidane yelled.
Dagger shook her head, "No." Zidane sucked his teeth and pushed her over to the ladder.
"Alright dammit! I'll get on!" Dagger shouted, grabbing onto the ladder.
She climbed up with Zidane after her. Zidane smirked and pulled his hand back. He grinned and smacked her in the ass.
"AHH!"
Dagger looked down and punched him off, which made him fall off the ladder. But somehow he got back on. He climbed up to the top with half his wardrobe ripped.
"C'mon, Dagger, you know I didn't- well okay I did do that on purpose, but still! You didn't have to hit me!" Zidane explained.
Dagger shook her head and pulled Vivi inside. She turned around and said, "maybe I trust you maybe I don't, but don't touch my ass ever again."
Zidane turned around and folded his arms, "oh well. I can wait 'til she's all hot and shit then I'll get her.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...HA.whoo o.ahem.I shouldn't do that anymore."
The door opened and Dagger was there. "Zidane shut up and come inside! You have to see this!"
Zidane rolled his eyes and went inside. Inside were Vivi and a lot of other older Vivis and they were all smoking and drinking whisky and playing poker.
"See Zidane? It's like one whole Black Mage shit hole! Huh?" Dagger said but before she could finish, Zidane had already went over and started smoking with them. Vivi waved at Dagger. "HEY BITCH! WE'RE GONNA PLAY STRIP POKER!"
Dagger sweatdropped but took out her rod. She made up her face and bonked all of them on the head for even daring to say that and to snap them out of it. Zidane held his head and looked at Dagger. "Oh c'mon Dagger! Take it off! Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!" Zidane cheered.
Dagger sighed, "Hey Shorty can we puh-lease get on with this damn story?"
Shorty: Sure! Sorry Dagger!
Dagger smiled, "Thanks!"
So anyway, Zidane went upstairs to change the direction of the ship. Steiner was there whining like a little bitch so he just went on his way. He turned the ship around and all but a black mage with wings chased them. It landed on the ship just as Vivi and Dagger came upstairs. The Black Waltz No. 3 grabbed Vivi by his collar and pointed at Dagger.
"Is that yours?" he said.
Vivi looked at Dagger, "uhhh.yeah! That's my bitch!"
"What?!" Dagger replied, whirling around.
"I came to take her back to Alexandria but u-um.if you'll let me have her for.an hour or so I'll re-consider," the Black Waltz stammered.
Dagger put her hands on her hips, "now wait just a second here-"
"Sure!" Vivi said with a smile. Then all the other mages came up and got upset.
"NOO!! NOO!!! NOO!!" they all chanted.
Black Waltz got upset and destroyed all the other mages except Vivi. But guess who was listening?
Zidane burst out the top of the pilot area in trance.
"Vivi you liar! You know she's MY bitch!!!" Zidane growled.
"Um.guys-" Dagger tried to interrupt.
Vivi got trance and cast thunder on Zidane twice, but Zidane did Grand Lethal and killed him.
Dagger slapped him, "Zidane! Vivi IS NOT supposed to die yet!!!!"
"Oh yeah! Sorry," Zidane said with a grin.
Black Waltz blinked, "so she's your bitch?" "Yep!" Zidane said with a smirk.
Dagger sucked her teeth and took over the ship. Zidane folded his arms and looked at Black Waltz No. 3.
"I'll charge you 600,000,000 Gil for my bitch, 600,000,000 bucks an hour, and you can have her tight, sweet ass," Zidane explained.
Black Waltz got upset, "WHAT?! 600,000,000 GIL AN HOUR?! YOU FILTHY BASTARD!"
Black Waltz flew off the ship and took the 2 retarded clowns' ship. Zidane ran back to the pilot thingy and stood next to Dagger. Dagger was heading straight for South Gate. She wanted to get there and she wanted to get there fast!
"Dagger slow down!" Zidane warned.
Dagger looked at him and smiled. "Huh?" Zidane asked, sort of confused. "Slow down huh? Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" Dagger replied. Zidane's eyebrows went up and he grinned. Dagger turned her head back to the gate when Steiner ran in.
"That Black Waltz is after us! He keeps saying 'I want my bitch for free'!" Steiner explained.
Dagger's eyebrows twitched, "I'm a bitch, huh?"
Dagger looked at Zidane and Vivi with a cold stare and then back at the gate. She started going so fast, Black Waltz No.3 got caught in her dust but he still chased after them. She flew through the gate but Black Waltz 3 got through.
Dagger growled, "hold on you bastards!"
Dagger swerved and got out by 2 inches. Blackie, on the other hand, burst into flames after he slammed in the South Gate's doors.
Dagger turned around, "Who the bitch again?"
Zidane, Vivi and Steiner blinked. "Keep it that way," Dagger said with a wide-open smirk.
Skipping ahead just a little.
Zidane, who was temporarily dressed in Lindblum Castle armor, was on the elevator on his way to the top level. He was following a beautiful voice, slightly off key to be honest but beautiful nonetheless. He took off the armor before leaving because #1 it was uncomfortable and he wanted Dagger to recognize him. HE walked all the way up, past the guy be the machinery who, also, thought Dagger was with Zidane. As much as he wanted to say yes, he really couldn't stand having to go through the tail pull again. Very painful.
He walked up to the balcony, as the voice sounded closer. He walked up the stair to find Dagger singing to the doves he sighed but the birds started to fly away. Dagger turned around and made up her ace. She snapped her finger and all the doves got into formation.
Zidane looked up, "What the hell?!"
All of them passed over him and dropped heavy wads of poop all over him. Dagger dusted off her hands and laughed.
"Bitch." Zidane mumbled.
"How did you get up here? This area is restricted," Dagger asked.
"Then how did you get up here?" Zidane asked. "U-um.let's not talk about that, huh?" Dagger replied. "Chee-yeah, I know," Zidane said with a smirk.
"Anyway.nice song, slightly off key but it was fine," Zidane said, scratching his head.
"Hey, how were you guys gonna kidnap me, huh?" Dagger asked.
"Well, we were gonna put weed in your cup and then take you when you were all high and shit," Zidane explained. "And then we were gonna.heh heh.while you had no idea what was going on."
"You were gonna what?!" Dagger growled.
"But then were thought that one over and decided to use 'sleeping' weed instead. Y' know, put you to sleep and then bring you here," Zidane concluded.
"Hmm.you think I can borrow some? I've been having a bit of trouble sleeping lately," Dagger replied.
"Nah, not a very good idea, you could get addicted," Zidane answered. "And I wasn't going to get addicted to the weed you were gonna give me?" Dagger asked, folding her arms. "Well.maybe you just need some company, ne?" Zidane replied with a grin. Dagger licked her lips, "you think I'd say no?"
Zidane's eye brows shot up. Dagger winked. Zidane pointed at a telescope to get off the subject.
"U-uh, why don't we go look at the telescope, huh?" Zidane suggested.
Dagger sighed, "Whatever."
Zidane chuckled and walked her over to the telescope. "U-um.you can look first," Zidane said with A grin. Dagger shrugged, "no thanks." Zidane stood up on the edge of the balcony.
"Hey!" Zidane shouted. "The Festival of Rabid Monsters is starting this afternoon!"
"So?" Dagger asked.
"If I win.will ya be my bitch for real?" Zidane asked with a grin. "C'mon! Just one fuck?"
"What the hell?!" Dagger yelled.
"PLEASE?! Just one?" Zidane pleaded. "Fine.fine.but only if you win," Dagger sighed.
Just to make a long story short.he won.
Zidane was getting pretty fed up with Dagger and her slowness.
"Dagger will you just get on the damn ship?!" Zidane yelled.
Dagger shook her head, "No." Zidane sucked his teeth and pushed her over to the ladder.
"Alright dammit! I'll get on!" Dagger shouted, grabbing onto the ladder.
She climbed up with Zidane after her. Zidane smirked and pulled his hand back. He grinned and smacked her in the ass.
"AHH!"
Dagger looked down and punched him off, which made him fall off the ladder. But somehow he got back on. He climbed up to the top with half his wardrobe ripped.
"C'mon, Dagger, you know I didn't- well okay I did do that on purpose, but still! You didn't have to hit me!" Zidane explained.
Dagger shook her head and pulled Vivi inside. She turned around and said, "maybe I trust you maybe I don't, but don't touch my ass ever again."
Zidane turned around and folded his arms, "oh well. I can wait 'til she's all hot and shit then I'll get her.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...HA.whoo o.ahem.I shouldn't do that anymore."
The door opened and Dagger was there. "Zidane shut up and come inside! You have to see this!"
Zidane rolled his eyes and went inside. Inside were Vivi and a lot of other older Vivis and they were all smoking and drinking whisky and playing poker.
"See Zidane? It's like one whole Black Mage shit hole! Huh?" Dagger said but before she could finish, Zidane had already went over and started smoking with them. Vivi waved at Dagger. "HEY BITCH! WE'RE GONNA PLAY STRIP POKER!"
Dagger sweatdropped but took out her rod. She made up her face and bonked all of them on the head for even daring to say that and to snap them out of it. Zidane held his head and looked at Dagger. "Oh c'mon Dagger! Take it off! Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!" Zidane cheered.
Dagger sighed, "Hey Shorty can we puh-lease get on with this damn story?"
Shorty: Sure! Sorry Dagger!
Dagger smiled, "Thanks!"
So anyway, Zidane went upstairs to change the direction of the ship. Steiner was there whining like a little bitch so he just went on his way. He turned the ship around and all but a black mage with wings chased them. It landed on the ship just as Vivi and Dagger came upstairs. The Black Waltz No. 3 grabbed Vivi by his collar and pointed at Dagger.
"Is that yours?" he said.
Vivi looked at Dagger, "uhhh.yeah! That's my bitch!"
"What?!" Dagger replied, whirling around.
"I came to take her back to Alexandria but u-um.if you'll let me have her for.an hour or so I'll re-consider," the Black Waltz stammered.
Dagger put her hands on her hips, "now wait just a second here-"
"Sure!" Vivi said with a smile. Then all the other mages came up and got upset.
"NOO!! NOO!!! NOO!!" they all chanted.
Black Waltz got upset and destroyed all the other mages except Vivi. But guess who was listening?
Zidane burst out the top of the pilot area in trance.
"Vivi you liar! You know she's MY bitch!!!" Zidane growled.
"Um.guys-" Dagger tried to interrupt.
Vivi got trance and cast thunder on Zidane twice, but Zidane did Grand Lethal and killed him.
Dagger slapped him, "Zidane! Vivi IS NOT supposed to die yet!!!!"
"Oh yeah! Sorry," Zidane said with a grin.
Black Waltz blinked, "so she's your bitch?" "Yep!" Zidane said with a smirk.
Dagger sucked her teeth and took over the ship. Zidane folded his arms and looked at Black Waltz No. 3.
"I'll charge you 600,000,000 Gil for my bitch, 600,000,000 bucks an hour, and you can have her tight, sweet ass," Zidane explained.
Black Waltz got upset, "WHAT?! 600,000,000 GIL AN HOUR?! YOU FILTHY BASTARD!"
Black Waltz flew off the ship and took the 2 retarded clowns' ship. Zidane ran back to the pilot thingy and stood next to Dagger. Dagger was heading straight for South Gate. She wanted to get there and she wanted to get there fast!
"Dagger slow down!" Zidane warned.
Dagger looked at him and smiled. "Huh?" Zidane asked, sort of confused. "Slow down huh? Shouldn't I be saying that to you?" Dagger replied. Zidane's eyebrows went up and he grinned. Dagger turned her head back to the gate when Steiner ran in.
"That Black Waltz is after us! He keeps saying 'I want my bitch for free'!" Steiner explained.
Dagger's eyebrows twitched, "I'm a bitch, huh?"
Dagger looked at Zidane and Vivi with a cold stare and then back at the gate. She started going so fast, Black Waltz No.3 got caught in her dust but he still chased after them. She flew through the gate but Black Waltz 3 got through.
Dagger growled, "hold on you bastards!"
Dagger swerved and got out by 2 inches. Blackie, on the other hand, burst into flames after he slammed in the South Gate's doors.
Dagger turned around, "Who the bitch again?"
Zidane, Vivi and Steiner blinked. "Keep it that way," Dagger said with a wide-open smirk.
Skipping ahead just a little.
Zidane, who was temporarily dressed in Lindblum Castle armor, was on the elevator on his way to the top level. He was following a beautiful voice, slightly off key to be honest but beautiful nonetheless. He took off the armor before leaving because #1 it was uncomfortable and he wanted Dagger to recognize him. HE walked all the way up, past the guy be the machinery who, also, thought Dagger was with Zidane. As much as he wanted to say yes, he really couldn't stand having to go through the tail pull again. Very painful.
He walked up to the balcony, as the voice sounded closer. He walked up the stair to find Dagger singing to the doves he sighed but the birds started to fly away. Dagger turned around and made up her ace. She snapped her finger and all the doves got into formation.
Zidane looked up, "What the hell?!"
All of them passed over him and dropped heavy wads of poop all over him. Dagger dusted off her hands and laughed.
"Bitch." Zidane mumbled.
"How did you get up here? This area is restricted," Dagger asked.
"Then how did you get up here?" Zidane asked. "U-um.let's not talk about that, huh?" Dagger replied. "Chee-yeah, I know," Zidane said with a smirk.
"Anyway.nice song, slightly off key but it was fine," Zidane said, scratching his head.
"Hey, how were you guys gonna kidnap me, huh?" Dagger asked.
"Well, we were gonna put weed in your cup and then take you when you were all high and shit," Zidane explained. "And then we were gonna.heh heh.while you had no idea what was going on."
"You were gonna what?!" Dagger growled.
"But then were thought that one over and decided to use 'sleeping' weed instead. Y' know, put you to sleep and then bring you here," Zidane concluded.
"Hmm.you think I can borrow some? I've been having a bit of trouble sleeping lately," Dagger replied.
"Nah, not a very good idea, you could get addicted," Zidane answered. "And I wasn't going to get addicted to the weed you were gonna give me?" Dagger asked, folding her arms. "Well.maybe you just need some company, ne?" Zidane replied with a grin. Dagger licked her lips, "you think I'd say no?"
Zidane's eye brows shot up. Dagger winked. Zidane pointed at a telescope to get off the subject.
"U-uh, why don't we go look at the telescope, huh?" Zidane suggested.
Dagger sighed, "Whatever."
Zidane chuckled and walked her over to the telescope. "U-um.you can look first," Zidane said with A grin. Dagger shrugged, "no thanks." Zidane stood up on the edge of the balcony.
"Hey!" Zidane shouted. "The Festival of Rabid Monsters is starting this afternoon!"
"So?" Dagger asked.
"If I win.will ya be my bitch for real?" Zidane asked with a grin. "C'mon! Just one fuck?"
"What the hell?!" Dagger yelled.
"PLEASE?! Just one?" Zidane pleaded. "Fine.fine.but only if you win," Dagger sighed.
Just to make a long story short.he won.