Nsync Meets The Otaku - Part 2
The Official "Nsync Meets The Otaku" Story
-Chapter Four-
Duo walked up behind Mercury slowly, his eyes wide. Placing his hand on her shoulder, he got a concerned look on his face. "You don't think... think that he..." Duo gulped, hesitant to say his next line. "STOLE MY SMINTS AND THEN RAN OUT OF THE BATHROOM TO SOME DESERTED ISLAND WHERE HE PLANS TO MAKE MANY MANY, MANY, GRASS MINIONS AND HAVE THE APES OF THE LAND HELP HIM IN TAKING OVER FIRST CANADA, FOLLOWED BY GERMA-"
"Shut up, you idiot!" Mercury growled, hitting him over the head with her frying pan. "He isn't on some deserted island. Anyway, your smints are right there, in your back left pocket." She explained, looking into the toilet once again, a look of fear apon her cute, yet glaring face.
Jumping up, Duo put his hands on is butt, realizing that Mercury was right. "How..." He began, turning to face the camera. "How did this young girl, the one who goes by the name 'Mercury', know that the smints were, in fact, in my back left pocket?" He asked in a 'I'm the guy rom twilight zone' tone of voice.
"Baka, ne..." Mercury whispered under her breath, turning to face Duo again. "How dense can you be? Remember when we first came out of the toilet?" She waited for Duo to nod before she continued. "Well, when I hit you with my frying pan, I saw the smints fall out of your pocket. After taking one for myself, I slid them back into your pocket without you even realizing it." She smirked at him.
Duo, yet again, turned to face the camera, this time grabbing a trench coat from....somewhere, and flipping up the neck wings. "How..." He began, the same way as before, shifting his eyes to Mercury, and quickly back to the camera. "How did this young girl, the one who goes by 'Mercury', manage to slip the smints back into my pocket after consuming one, without my notice? And another question... Why haven't they come into effect?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, bringing his pinky to his lip in a Dr. Evil style.
"What are you babbling about this time?" Rei asked from behind Duo, making him jump.
Turning around quickly to face Rei, Duo stared at her with a 'it wasn't me' look on his adorable face. "Absolutely nothing." He said, monotone.
Rei raised and eyebrow, placing her hands on her hips and leaning forward towards him. "Are you suuuuuuure?" She questioned, smirking up at him. "You seemed pretty talkative before... And where did that trench coat go?"
"Absolutely nowhere." Duo answer in the same monotone voice. His hands were behind his back as he shoved the trench coat under the back of his shirt.
"Uh huh..." Shrugging, Rei patted him on the head and smiled. "If you say so."
A cruel smirk began to form on the corners of Duo's lips as he saw Rei turn and walk away. Light laughter flowed from his throat, but not loud enough for anyone to hear.
"Attention please!" Mercury exclamed, standing on top of the toilet seat so she could see everyone clearly. "I have reason to believe that Kenshin may have gone down the toilet. If my hypothosis is correct, then we are in a lot of shit, or at least the people who live wherever he landed are." She explained. "The hard part will be finding out exactly where he ended up."
"That's right. While jumping into the sink I ended up in Zel's bathroom, not at 'the portal in the sink giftshop' like the most of you." Rei added, leaning against the stall door.
Chris cocked his head to the side, completely lost in the conversation, or he looked to be to least. "So... He's gone. And this isss... Bad."
"Very." Mercury continued, crossing her arms and closing her eyes for a few moments. "So, our choices are as follows; One: we go in and hope for the best. Two: We wait and see if he comes back, I don't exactly believe that this one will work. And Three: Leave him there. He is just an annoyace anyway." She concluded, shrugging her shoulders.
"I say we go in." Chang said bluntly, making everyone turn to look at him. "We might as well, anything is better than being here."
Rei crossed her arms and shook her head. "That might be, but still, as we said, we might all end up in different places. We might never see each other again." She countered quietly. "I'm not sure if we should take the risk."
"Come on you guys, just get in the toilet, you are beginning to scare me." Chris pleaded, still sitting on the ground.
"'Beginning' to scare you?" Asked Trenton. "Haven't you been scared the whole time we've been here?"
Chris nodded, hanging his head. "You've got a point."
"I say we go in, what do a few friends matter?" shrugged Mercury, smirking. "It's not as if the world will stop going round without them. I know I could live without a few of you guys."
"CHARGE!!!" Duo screamed, running head first at the toilet.
Mercury jumped off in time to see Duo dive in, disappearing into the potty water. "Well, he's led the way. Let's go. See ya!" With a little hop, Mercury disappeared the same way Duo had.
"How..." Chris muttered, shaking his head in total confusion.
Rei smiled at Chris. "It was a pleasure meeting you. Come on Chang." She said, lightly grabbing hold of Chang's arm and walking with him to the toilet.
"Wait for me!" Trenton exclaimed as he ran up to the toilet and jumped in after Rei and Chang.
"Come on you two. Time to leave." Zelgadis said, dragging Daisuke and Ken to the portal. "Sorry to have bothered you." He added to Chris, before grabbing onto his towel and diving into the potty.
--end chapter four--
The Official "Nsync Meets The Otaku" Story
-Chapter Four-
Duo walked up behind Mercury slowly, his eyes wide. Placing his hand on her shoulder, he got a concerned look on his face. "You don't think... think that he..." Duo gulped, hesitant to say his next line. "STOLE MY SMINTS AND THEN RAN OUT OF THE BATHROOM TO SOME DESERTED ISLAND WHERE HE PLANS TO MAKE MANY MANY, MANY, GRASS MINIONS AND HAVE THE APES OF THE LAND HELP HIM IN TAKING OVER FIRST CANADA, FOLLOWED BY GERMA-"
"Shut up, you idiot!" Mercury growled, hitting him over the head with her frying pan. "He isn't on some deserted island. Anyway, your smints are right there, in your back left pocket." She explained, looking into the toilet once again, a look of fear apon her cute, yet glaring face.
Jumping up, Duo put his hands on is butt, realizing that Mercury was right. "How..." He began, turning to face the camera. "How did this young girl, the one who goes by the name 'Mercury', know that the smints were, in fact, in my back left pocket?" He asked in a 'I'm the guy rom twilight zone' tone of voice.
"Baka, ne..." Mercury whispered under her breath, turning to face Duo again. "How dense can you be? Remember when we first came out of the toilet?" She waited for Duo to nod before she continued. "Well, when I hit you with my frying pan, I saw the smints fall out of your pocket. After taking one for myself, I slid them back into your pocket without you even realizing it." She smirked at him.
Duo, yet again, turned to face the camera, this time grabbing a trench coat from....somewhere, and flipping up the neck wings. "How..." He began, the same way as before, shifting his eyes to Mercury, and quickly back to the camera. "How did this young girl, the one who goes by 'Mercury', manage to slip the smints back into my pocket after consuming one, without my notice? And another question... Why haven't they come into effect?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, bringing his pinky to his lip in a Dr. Evil style.
"What are you babbling about this time?" Rei asked from behind Duo, making him jump.
Turning around quickly to face Rei, Duo stared at her with a 'it wasn't me' look on his adorable face. "Absolutely nothing." He said, monotone.
Rei raised and eyebrow, placing her hands on her hips and leaning forward towards him. "Are you suuuuuuure?" She questioned, smirking up at him. "You seemed pretty talkative before... And where did that trench coat go?"
"Absolutely nowhere." Duo answer in the same monotone voice. His hands were behind his back as he shoved the trench coat under the back of his shirt.
"Uh huh..." Shrugging, Rei patted him on the head and smiled. "If you say so."
A cruel smirk began to form on the corners of Duo's lips as he saw Rei turn and walk away. Light laughter flowed from his throat, but not loud enough for anyone to hear.
"Attention please!" Mercury exclamed, standing on top of the toilet seat so she could see everyone clearly. "I have reason to believe that Kenshin may have gone down the toilet. If my hypothosis is correct, then we are in a lot of shit, or at least the people who live wherever he landed are." She explained. "The hard part will be finding out exactly where he ended up."
"That's right. While jumping into the sink I ended up in Zel's bathroom, not at 'the portal in the sink giftshop' like the most of you." Rei added, leaning against the stall door.
Chris cocked his head to the side, completely lost in the conversation, or he looked to be to least. "So... He's gone. And this isss... Bad."
"Very." Mercury continued, crossing her arms and closing her eyes for a few moments. "So, our choices are as follows; One: we go in and hope for the best. Two: We wait and see if he comes back, I don't exactly believe that this one will work. And Three: Leave him there. He is just an annoyace anyway." She concluded, shrugging her shoulders.
"I say we go in." Chang said bluntly, making everyone turn to look at him. "We might as well, anything is better than being here."
Rei crossed her arms and shook her head. "That might be, but still, as we said, we might all end up in different places. We might never see each other again." She countered quietly. "I'm not sure if we should take the risk."
"Come on you guys, just get in the toilet, you are beginning to scare me." Chris pleaded, still sitting on the ground.
"'Beginning' to scare you?" Asked Trenton. "Haven't you been scared the whole time we've been here?"
Chris nodded, hanging his head. "You've got a point."
"I say we go in, what do a few friends matter?" shrugged Mercury, smirking. "It's not as if the world will stop going round without them. I know I could live without a few of you guys."
"CHARGE!!!" Duo screamed, running head first at the toilet.
Mercury jumped off in time to see Duo dive in, disappearing into the potty water. "Well, he's led the way. Let's go. See ya!" With a little hop, Mercury disappeared the same way Duo had.
"How..." Chris muttered, shaking his head in total confusion.
Rei smiled at Chris. "It was a pleasure meeting you. Come on Chang." She said, lightly grabbing hold of Chang's arm and walking with him to the toilet.
"Wait for me!" Trenton exclaimed as he ran up to the toilet and jumped in after Rei and Chang.
"Come on you two. Time to leave." Zelgadis said, dragging Daisuke and Ken to the portal. "Sorry to have bothered you." He added to Chris, before grabbing onto his towel and diving into the potty.
--end chapter four--