"...Mercury...?"

Mercury sighed. "What is it now?" She demanded through clenched teeth.

"I... I'm scared..." Duo studdered, grabbing onto his braid in fear.

"Stop being such a pussy." Mercury growled back. "Just let me find my lighter..." Reaching into her pocket, her hand scavenged around until she finally found it. Pulling it out, she flipped it open, the small light glowing on their faces. She turned the flame up, lightening up the area.

Duo's eyes searched the area, then went back to Mercury. "I wet my pants..."

"Oh, god damnit, Duo!" Turning around, Mercury gasped as she saw where they had landed. "Damnit... Damnit Damnit Damnit! Why the hell are we on the set of a Hentai film?!" She screamed out, throwing the lighter to the floor.

"Eep... It's dark again..." Duo's voice wavered as he spoke. "I need my trench coat..." Reaching under his shirt, he pulled out his long trench coat and pulled it on himself. He turned to face the camera, his face becoming very serious. "How... How did this young girl, the one who goes by the name 'Mercury', and her very hot, very sexy, wanted-by-all friend, the one who goes by the name 'Duo', end up on a Hentai set? Why are the lights out? And where are all the babes?!?"

Mercury smacked Duo upside the head, making him fall into a rack of bunny suits. "Stop being such a perver-" Mercury stopped mid-sentance, her eyes lighting up.

--...Somewhere....else...--

"This sucks... This sucks this sucks this sucks!!!" Chang growled, crossing his arms and sitting down on the counter top. "Why, out of all the places, did we have to end up back here!?"

Rei sighed, shaking her head. "Well, it's better than some places, if you think about it..." She said, looking around the oh-to-farmiliar bathroom. When she spotted Chris standing in the door way about to exit she realized just why Chang had said that. "Never mind, you're right. This does suck."

"Why are you guys back here?" Chris asked, turning to look at them. "Didn't you just leave not more than ten seconds ago.

"Yeah, we did." Rei explained as she walked over to the door. "Come on Chang, I don't really want to stay in a rest room all day."

Chang glared at Chris as he held the door open for Rei. "Fine..." He mumbled under his breath, walking over to the door and out into a large room that led to the stage. "But, if I see one more pop-band member I'm gonna-" He stopped mid-sentance, eyes wide, jaw dropped. "No...no no no..."

"Hex to da naw..." Rei whispered, shaking her head as she saw the other four band members. "This cannot be happening..." Her legs slid under her and she ended up sitting on the floor, staring forward blankly.

"Hey, Chris! What's taking you so lo-" Justin shouted back but stopped, eyes settling on the trametized raven haired girl. "Ah, and who might you be, my love. Oh no, are you injured?" He asked, reaching a hand down and pulling Rei to her feet.

Pulling back quickly, Rei rubbed her hands along the sides of her red Chinese style dress. "I'm fine, and never touch me again."

Justin raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. "Oh, feisty are we?" He smirked at her, brushing a hand through his curly blond hair.

"Kami-Sama... why are you so cruel?" Rei mumbled under her breath as she clenched her fist.

"Aw, come now. Don't get all bent out of shape." Said Justin, putting his arm over Rei's shoulders. "What's your name, cutey?" he asked with a cheesy smile that pop-band members always give.

Chang walked up behind Justin and tapped him on the shoulder. "Don't touch my girl."

Justin turned around, a concerned look upon his face. "I'm sorry sir, I was just about to ask this young lady here if she would like to be in one of our music videos. She's got the perfect bod for a go-go dancer!"

Rei then proceded to kick Justin in da nuts...assuming he had any.

--...In a desert looking place...--

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM... YOURSINGINGTELLAGRAM!!!" Kenshin sang out, his arms stretched out as wide as they could, the bag of coconuts in one hand. He dropped his arms to his sides, suddenly calm. His eyes were very dialated, his pupels taking over. "Now, you tryyyyyy......................... now..........uh......yeah." Kenshin dragged his words out, confusing himself.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then! IIIIIII!!! AAAAAAM!!! YOUR SINGING TELLAGRAM!!!"

Kenshin threw his bag to the floor and grabbed his hair, pulling out large chuncks and then watching them in amazment as they lighty floated to the ground. "Ooooh..." Remembering why he had clutched and ripped his hair in the first place, Kenshin turned and smacked Trenton upside the head with a trippy spinning sunflower. "WRONG!!!"

Trenton rolled into a small ball on the floor, reaching into his pocket and devouring a few smints. He twitched slightly, his pupels growing to match Kenshins.

"Now," Kenshin began in a sweeter, yet maniacal tone of voice, "Let us ride into the sunset! Just you and I, my sack of coconuts, and my Richard Simons ring-o-power!!!" He shouted into the hair, fists raised high above his head.

"Sir Mighty-King-Of-The-World-Grand-Priest-King-And-Queen-Of-Cheese-Better- Than-All-Coconut-Carrying-Master, how are we supposed to ride into the sunset?" Trenton asked, his eye twitching. "We have nothing to ride... Do we?"

Turning around in many circle quickly, Kenshin stopped after 6 and a half spins, pointing forward. "THERE!!!" He shouted, after regaining his balance he flung his bag of coconuts over his shoulder. "CHAAAARGE!!!" He ran straight forward, making small swerves every so often but mainly staying on the same path.

Trenton began chasing after Kenshin, catching up quickly because of Kenshin's dizzy sprint. "Where are we gooooooooooooing?!?!?!" He cried out into Kenshin's ear, pulling out a red bandana and wrapping it around his head, his hair sticking out everywhere.

Kenshin suddenly stopped, making Trenton smack into his back. "There it is..." He said slowly, his eyes glazed over. "It's beautiful... It's perfect..."

"You mean the camel?" Trenton asked, watching as the camel took small bites of a cactus plant.

"That is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most hideous, foul, rodent you ever set eyes on! He can leap like.... and he has teeth like... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!" Kenshin screamed on about the bunny for many more minutes before stopping. "Now, do you understand?"

Trenton nodded in reply. "Every word."

-On the stage of a very familiar old talk show-

"So, Ken, why have you come here today?" Jerry asked, looking at his little cew cards.

Ken sat down in one of the purple chairs, center stage, and flipped his hair. "I have come to announce my love for Daisuke!"

Crowd: Aaawww

Giggling slightly and blushing, Ken smiled at the crowd and waved.

"Alright then, Ken, here he comes! Daisuke! Come on out!" Jerry exclaimed, pointing to the door on the right side of the set.

Daisuke stuck his head out and took a look around before walking on stage. He smiled brightly and waved at the crowd as he took a seat next to Ken. He then turned to Ken and smiled sweetly, placing his hand on top of Ken's.

Jerry stepped down a few steps. "Daisuke, do you have any clue as to why you are here?"

"No, not even the slightest idea!" said Daisuke, looking over the crowd, hoping to find an answer.

"Well, go for it, Ken."

Ken cleared his throat nervously, trying to find the right words. "I...Daisuke... I... I love you!" He cried out, locking his hands with his partners.

A small tear ran down Daisuke's cheek as he heard these words from Ken's lips. "I love you too, Ken." He replied. Not a second later were they in each others arms, embracing each other lovingly.

Crowd: Aaawww

Suddenly the door on the left side of the stage opened, and out stepped Zelgadis, blushing as he saw all the people in crowd.

Crowd: Ooooh baby! Take it off! Take it all off!

"Now now people, calm down!" Jerry instructed.

Crowd: TOWEL OFF! TOWEL OFF! TOWEL OFF!

Zelgadis shook his head, a sigh escaping his throat. "Why me...?" He asked himself, wrapping his towel around his waste even tighter.