I wrote this fic to get flames. No, not really. I just read a very stupid fic and decided I'd outdo it. If you hate all the other fics, than this will do you in. I ran it through and back through different translaters to spice it up.
Super Beast Slaps The English Language In The Face
by Super Beast
Yoshi was are walking down road and he did saw Mario. "Hey Mario!" he said and walked over the street to greet him. Mario said ," Hi Yoshi lets walk together" and they went to Peach's house. Peach said, "Hey guys" and she pulled out a gun and shot Yoshi to death. "Now we are alone" she said to Mario but Luigi came, "Hey you guys!" and he dropped his pants and started pumping Peach full of juicy hot sperm.
Mario said "Hey!" and pulled out his Italian Tommy Gun, "Die you bitch!" and he killed them both. Suddenly a bottle of Worsteshire Sauce fell onto Yoshi's dead body and he became a zombie. He said "arrg" and he shot up Yoshi but Yoshi said "arrg" again and then Yoshi said...
And then Kirby came up and said" Ah! A zombie!" and he blew up Cuba with his mind. Then Zombie Yoshi bit off Kirby's face and he died. And then Mario said "You are a bad zombie die!" and shot him with his Italian Tommy Gun. And Samus came and she pushed Mario into the mud he said "Hey! You're mean, die!" And he killed Samus until she died and then zombie Yoshi said "I'll eat you!" and ate Mario.
Then Daisy came and said, "Oh no Luigi's dead!" and she bitch slapped Yoshi cause he was the only one around. He said, "arrg!" and he fell over. Then Pikachu came and gnawed off Yoshi's body. Yoshi said "Ouch! I'll eat you dead!" and he did. Captain Falcon came and said, "hEy I am awesome and gay" and Yoshi said "hey I'll eat you fool!" and then a brick fell on Zombie Yoshi and he finnally died.Suddenly Mario got up cause he was free from Yoshi's stomach. He said "eww I'm gross" and he take off every "zig." Captain Falcon said, "ooh you are super and hot and I want to make love to you. And Mario said, "No!" and he jumped in the air and gave Captain Falcon a kick in the neck and broke his nostril.
Suddenly Pichu came and said, "Hey we have to go to Final Destination there is trouble, my friends, and your mother is a whore!" and they all ran to Final Destination and Mario...
Anyway, the Master Hand was crunching a giant picture of Sonic the Hedgehog so he said "grr" and blew up the world. Everyone died. The End.
Yoshi was descends the road and it saw Mario. "HŽ Mario!" it means and went over the road greeting it. Indicated Mario, "hello Yoshi leaves the way together" and it went to the house of fishing. Indicated fishing, "hŽ the kinds" and it withdrawal rifle and drew Yoshi with death. "now we" are it said to Mario alone, but Luigi came, "hŽ you from the kinds!" and it let its trousers fall and began to pump a fishing of the completely juicy hot sperm cells. HŽ Mario admits as "!" and withdrawn its Italian rifle from Tommy, "you females die!" and it killed it both. Suddenly a sauce bottle with Worsteshire fell on the dead man of Yoshi and it became zombi. It said "arrg" and it increased Yoshi fast, but Yoshi indicated the"arrg "still and then indicated Yoshi... and then assembled Kirby and indicated" amp
Super Beast Slaps The English Language In The Face
by Super Beast
Yoshi was are walking down road and he did saw Mario. "Hey Mario!" he said and walked over the street to greet him. Mario said ," Hi Yoshi lets walk together" and they went to Peach's house. Peach said, "Hey guys" and she pulled out a gun and shot Yoshi to death. "Now we are alone" she said to Mario but Luigi came, "Hey you guys!" and he dropped his pants and started pumping Peach full of juicy hot sperm.
Mario said "Hey!" and pulled out his Italian Tommy Gun, "Die you bitch!" and he killed them both. Suddenly a bottle of Worsteshire Sauce fell onto Yoshi's dead body and he became a zombie. He said "arrg" and he shot up Yoshi but Yoshi said "arrg" again and then Yoshi said...
And then Kirby came up and said" Ah! A zombie!" and he blew up Cuba with his mind. Then Zombie Yoshi bit off Kirby's face and he died. And then Mario said "You are a bad zombie die!" and shot him with his Italian Tommy Gun. And Samus came and she pushed Mario into the mud he said "Hey! You're mean, die!" And he killed Samus until she died and then zombie Yoshi said "I'll eat you!" and ate Mario.
Then Daisy came and said, "Oh no Luigi's dead!" and she bitch slapped Yoshi cause he was the only one around. He said, "arrg!" and he fell over. Then Pikachu came and gnawed off Yoshi's body. Yoshi said "Ouch! I'll eat you dead!" and he did. Captain Falcon came and said, "hEy I am awesome and gay" and Yoshi said "hey I'll eat you fool!" and then a brick fell on Zombie Yoshi and he finnally died.Suddenly Mario got up cause he was free from Yoshi's stomach. He said "eww I'm gross" and he take off every "zig." Captain Falcon said, "ooh you are super and hot and I want to make love to you. And Mario said, "No!" and he jumped in the air and gave Captain Falcon a kick in the neck and broke his nostril.
Suddenly Pichu came and said, "Hey we have to go to Final Destination there is trouble, my friends, and your mother is a whore!" and they all ran to Final Destination and Mario...
Anyway, the Master Hand was crunching a giant picture of Sonic the Hedgehog so he said "grr" and blew up the world. Everyone died. The End.
Yoshi was descends the road and it saw Mario. "HŽ Mario!" it means and went over the road greeting it. Indicated Mario, "hello Yoshi leaves the way together" and it went to the house of fishing. Indicated fishing, "hŽ the kinds" and it withdrawal rifle and drew Yoshi with death. "now we" are it said to Mario alone, but Luigi came, "hŽ you from the kinds!" and it let its trousers fall and began to pump a fishing of the completely juicy hot sperm cells. HŽ Mario admits as "!" and withdrawn its Italian rifle from Tommy, "you females die!" and it killed it both. Suddenly a sauce bottle with Worsteshire fell on the dead man of Yoshi and it became zombi. It said "arrg" and it increased Yoshi fast, but Yoshi indicated the"arrg "still and then indicated Yoshi... and then assembled Kirby and indicated" amp