Part Two:
Super Beast Delivers a Swift Kick To The English Language's Balls
by Super Beast
Zelda walked around in circles with her panties in a bunch and Link came up and said, "hey there you super hot mama! Yo ass is out of dis world!" and she turned and kicked him in the nuts. He said "ow" and he fell over and died. Then the police came and they are said, "Hey you bitch you killed him so die!" And they started slowly killing her to death with sticks.
Then Master Hand came and said, "Hey you fuckers! I just got a blow job? Want to see?" and they said "Hey you are drunk so die!" So they took out beating sticks and stabbed him with the dull egde and he coughed out his brain.
"Oh he's dead" said a little old lady who came out of nowhere. She smiled and walked away, but suddenly the MIR Space Station fell on her. "Blaarg! I am dead!" she said. And jigglypuff walked up to her. Jigglypuff sceamed and said, "Oh my crap nut! A crushed old lady!" and Jigglypuff fainted then died because she fell on her face and suffocated.
Daisy came up and said "hey I'm not a smasher" and then sonic said "neither am I" and they fell in love because they both weren't liked enough to be important. And then Wario and Waluigi fell in love because they had nobody else to turn to. Daisy got pregnant and had a baby a few hours later. She died in childbirth so Sonic was so upset he fell of a cliff and died on impact. And him and Daisy were buried under Wario and Waluigi's house so that night Wario and Waluigi got scared to death and died till they were dead.
Suddenly a monkey appeared and started humping Young Link and Mario killed them 'cause he doesn't like monkeys cause one of them stole his hat. Then Mario was killed in a horrible accident involving some Ethiopian kids and Sally Struthers.
All of the other smashers (except Bowser 'cause he's mean) mourned the tragic deaths by throwing a fashion show. Ganondorf wore his prettiest dress, and Peach took him out while wearing a new tuxedo. It was the best fashion show ever. But then the police cops arrived so Dr. Mario froze time and they escaped. But then they hid in China and they didn't know there was a bomb right underneath them and dr. mario unfroze time and they got dead. The End.
there succeeded and mean, "hey there you went around into into medium with its Schluepfer ton of A package and A relation heat tons mom OF super! Yo ate east say A world outside!" and it turned it and took A step in groove. It said "ow" and skin ton him more rueber and died. Then, the policy force and it came, "OF Hey you them female is meant which killed you him thus cubic!" And they collected tons slowly kill it with the death with sticks. Then, the hand OF presentation came and said, "Hey you Bumser! I precisely received to use OF impact? ton of want ton lake?" and they said "OF Hey of acres drunk tons you, therefore you those!" Thus, they took sticks striking outside and stabbed him egde and blunted tons him coughed OF its brain. "OH - which it" died, said A small old woman RAM who left nowhere. It SMI LED and left, but ME the station OF sector skin suddenly on it. "Blaarg! I died!" it said. And jigglypuff went until him. Jigglypuff sceamed and said, "OF Oh my crap with groove! At old lady crushed!" and Jigglypuff skin DEAD then into impotence, because it skin on its face and suffocated. Gaensebluemchen succeeded and into "hey does emergency mean is ME" is "more more smasher" and then OF sound-meant "myself" and him one emergency and because CAN emergency them them fallen in love two significant enough. And then OF Wario and Waluigi, because they did emergency have anybody, fell in love ton turn besides above. Gaensebluemchen ton receive pregnant and A baby had A few hours more later. It died into the birth, its which thus thus tons of Inc. LINE which it skin from at Outlier and died on A consequence. And him and gaensebluemchen which buried under OF Wario and Waluigis house, then that the night receives from Wario and Waluigi scared ton the death and died, until they died. A monkey appeared suddenly and started, young relation humping and in Mario ' the cause killed which it causes OF monkey one does emergency want OF them Stola its has. Then, Mario in A terrible accident which includes kids and Sally Struthers Žthyopiens which killed. All the others smashers (Bowser of ' causes him AVERAGE is excluded), the tragic deaths regretted, by throwing A child and OF way appearance. Ganondorf carried its behaviour pretty width unit, and exported fishing him OF the haven OF new A tuxedo. It which indeed that best the type and way appearance. But the axes OF policy force arrived then, therefore Dr. Mario went ahead OF frozen time and him. But they were dissimulated then with bomb in China and it knew were emergency A right there among them and Dr. Mario Unfroze time and it received died. End. Ê
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Super Beast Delivers a Swift Kick To The English Language's Balls
by Super Beast
Zelda walked around in circles with her panties in a bunch and Link came up and said, "hey there you super hot mama! Yo ass is out of dis world!" and she turned and kicked him in the nuts. He said "ow" and he fell over and died. Then the police came and they are said, "Hey you bitch you killed him so die!" And they started slowly killing her to death with sticks.
Then Master Hand came and said, "Hey you fuckers! I just got a blow job? Want to see?" and they said "Hey you are drunk so die!" So they took out beating sticks and stabbed him with the dull egde and he coughed out his brain.
"Oh he's dead" said a little old lady who came out of nowhere. She smiled and walked away, but suddenly the MIR Space Station fell on her. "Blaarg! I am dead!" she said. And jigglypuff walked up to her. Jigglypuff sceamed and said, "Oh my crap nut! A crushed old lady!" and Jigglypuff fainted then died because she fell on her face and suffocated.
Daisy came up and said "hey I'm not a smasher" and then sonic said "neither am I" and they fell in love because they both weren't liked enough to be important. And then Wario and Waluigi fell in love because they had nobody else to turn to. Daisy got pregnant and had a baby a few hours later. She died in childbirth so Sonic was so upset he fell of a cliff and died on impact. And him and Daisy were buried under Wario and Waluigi's house so that night Wario and Waluigi got scared to death and died till they were dead.
Suddenly a monkey appeared and started humping Young Link and Mario killed them 'cause he doesn't like monkeys cause one of them stole his hat. Then Mario was killed in a horrible accident involving some Ethiopian kids and Sally Struthers.
All of the other smashers (except Bowser 'cause he's mean) mourned the tragic deaths by throwing a fashion show. Ganondorf wore his prettiest dress, and Peach took him out while wearing a new tuxedo. It was the best fashion show ever. But then the police cops arrived so Dr. Mario froze time and they escaped. But then they hid in China and they didn't know there was a bomb right underneath them and dr. mario unfroze time and they got dead. The End.
there succeeded and mean, "hey there you went around into into medium with its Schluepfer ton of A package and A relation heat tons mom OF super! Yo ate east say A world outside!" and it turned it and took A step in groove. It said "ow" and skin ton him more rueber and died. Then, the policy force and it came, "OF Hey you them female is meant which killed you him thus cubic!" And they collected tons slowly kill it with the death with sticks. Then, the hand OF presentation came and said, "Hey you Bumser! I precisely received to use OF impact? ton of want ton lake?" and they said "OF Hey of acres drunk tons you, therefore you those!" Thus, they took sticks striking outside and stabbed him egde and blunted tons him coughed OF its brain. "OH - which it" died, said A small old woman RAM who left nowhere. It SMI LED and left, but ME the station OF sector skin suddenly on it. "Blaarg! I died!" it said. And jigglypuff went until him. Jigglypuff sceamed and said, "OF Oh my crap with groove! At old lady crushed!" and Jigglypuff skin DEAD then into impotence, because it skin on its face and suffocated. Gaensebluemchen succeeded and into "hey does emergency mean is ME" is "more more smasher" and then OF sound-meant "myself" and him one emergency and because CAN emergency them them fallen in love two significant enough. And then OF Wario and Waluigi, because they did emergency have anybody, fell in love ton turn besides above. Gaensebluemchen ton receive pregnant and A baby had A few hours more later. It died into the birth, its which thus thus tons of Inc. LINE which it skin from at Outlier and died on A consequence. And him and gaensebluemchen which buried under OF Wario and Waluigis house, then that the night receives from Wario and Waluigi scared ton the death and died, until they died. A monkey appeared suddenly and started, young relation humping and in Mario ' the cause killed which it causes OF monkey one does emergency want OF them Stola its has. Then, Mario in A terrible accident which includes kids and Sally Struthers Žthyopiens which killed. All the others smashers (Bowser of ' causes him AVERAGE is excluded), the tragic deaths regretted, by throwing A child and OF way appearance. Ganondorf carried its behaviour pretty width unit, and exported fishing him OF the haven OF new A tuxedo. It which indeed that best the type and way appearance. But the axes OF policy force arrived then, therefore Dr. Mario went ahead OF frozen time and him. But they were dissimulated then with bomb in China and it knew were emergency A right there among them and Dr. Mario Unfroze time and it received died. End. Ê
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