Yes, part three in the outstanding trilogy that is in no way related to it's previous chapters. I continue to mock the poor grammer skills and crap story lines of many other fics with this rediculous story and I am ending it with this, the final fic. Consider yourself warned.

Super Beast Takes The English Language, Gives it a Wedgie, Pushes it into the Pool with all it's clothes on, single handedly kills it, then takes a leak on it's grave
by Super Beast

Mario are did walks down the street and then Master Hand come and Master Hand was said "hey mario, a tournament we are having, come you will?" Mario nodded and left did Master Hand are. When Mario are arriving at tournament, he find that all the other smashers did are arrive by then. He said, "oh boy another super tournament what fun! !" and he ran around in circles screaming. Then Fox came and said" Hey you are is my opponent, we fight now!" and mario kicked him in the neck so he fell over and later in the hospital he died so Mario said "yay I win!"
Then Mario came to fight Luigi and Luigi said, "Hey! I are not fighting my brother! He is-" then Mario hit Luigi over the head with a monkey wrench. Luigi said "ow" and his head blew up so he died. Then came Samus and she shot a missle at Mario but he dodged it and said" hey yuo should die! And he killed her till her legs got stuck in her brain and she was died.
Then Bowser came and he said "we are finalists, I kill you small one! Time to wander around aimlessly!" and he fell off the final destination into space and he fell into that electric thing and got shocked until he died. Mario was like, "yay!" but suddenly Yoshi's dead body tha Peach killed came to life and blew up and there were guts everywhere and Mario got drunk and played ping-pong but his hangover was so bad the next morning he died. And Peach was sad so she went out and hired some Male strippers, but they were evil and blew up the universe so everybody died. The End.

Mario is beaten directions the road and the hand then to compile comes you and the principal hand which "is hŽ the specified mario, the tornei, which we have, you to have come" the hand ŽtŽe from agreement with the head and compiled of Mario on the left side east. If Mario comes to the tornei, it notes that all the smashers that the different ones are arrive up to that point. It indicated, "boy of the OH the others of the supertournaments, that the divertimento! and that functioned around in circles which gridano. Then vixen "hŽ this came to you known as east is my competitor, fights us the hour!" and the mario made with a stage in the beginning, therefore it fell more rueber and later in the hospital, than it has the died man, therefore the aforementioned Mario "yay I gained!" Then Mario came to fight in Luigi Luigi and, "hŽ it was known as! I engagements not the average brother! - the "key of the monkey then made a success of Luigi di Mario above head with one. "the ow" specified Luigi and the relative head that they burst, therefore she died. Then Samus and it have the come blow a missle with Mario, but it eluded He and "hŽ the yuo specified should die! And it does not have it victim of a murder, until this them piedini in the brain maintained relative and was died them joined. Then Bowser and came to him known as "are to us finalists, I kill them small! Movement of time around without goal!" and it fell via destination from blocking in the zone and fell into this electric workman from thing and one must preserve frightened, until that which it did not die. Mario was like, "yay!" but broken down an assassinated fishing came without informing the body of Yoshis of the tha to the life and burst and will interiora easier given everywhere and to the conservations of Mario more drink and pong that the metal noise, but relative Kater was thus badly the next morning, that he died. And it fishing was sad, therefore it expired and used some seams of the operation of the male, but they were defective and they made to burst the universe, therefore all dead man. The extremety.