Victoria and Plato are about to perform the mating dance. But does Victoria really want to? Just a short little drabble I came up with while wathcing CATS last night. Not a good summary! Please Read and Reveiw!

AU. Rumpus Cat has quit on the Jellicles. He can't take it anymore. And now the Pekes and the Pollicles united to fight the Jellicles. Now a few of the Jellicles must go into enemy territory disguised as dogs. Contains suspense, humor and much more!

The Rum Tum Tugger is smug in being the firstborn kitten to Deuteronomy in quite some time. But when Deuteronomy decides to adopt an orphaned Jellicle and the center of attention is shifted, Tugger decides he needs to do something. And fast.

Hello, my name is Munkustrap and I will be your narrator this evening. I am here today to tell you about...Um...Excuse me, but is that a ball of yarn over there in the corner? Uh...It's quite lovely. Could I play with i...Ahem. Well. This is embarrassing.

The Rum Tum Tugger has a way of distracting Mistoffelees from practicing his 'airs and graces', though the magician can't say it's a bad thing. One shot - Mistoffelees/Rum Tum Tugger

Demeter dies, but is she truly gone forever? Please read and review!

Poor Etcetera's been snowed out and Pounce is totally gonna save her butt! Short fluffywuffy oneshot.

Two ordinary cats have a run in with the Jellicles and find out that they're more familiar with the tribe than they knew. Or are they so ordinary? Their destinies certainly aren't. OCx?

"It seemed as though he'd only met her yesterday, and now she was sleeping in a bed in Jenny's den. Tumblebrutus sat on a chair next to it holding Etcetera's hand as she breathed a softly fading rhythm" ...my fail attempt at a tear Jerker... - -

Electra is one of the most quiet cats in the whole 'yard. She doesn't know how she is gonna end up. But she is willing to work to find out. Please Read and Reveiw, but no mean comments.

My first attempt at a songfic to please be nice to me. About how Bombalurina feels about her life now and her past. I am so bad at summaries! R&R please!

On Christmas Eve, Quaxo was forced to leave his mother. On Christmas Day, he became part of a human family. On New Year's Eve, he was dumped on the side of a road, alone, forgotten and left to die. His fate changes when two cats stumble upon him.

To switch things up, Tugger convinced Mistoffelees to go to a club for Christmas Eve. It seemed that, under the influence of some festive drinks, Tugger found a new side to his mate contrary to his proper ways. Merry Christmas Delphicoracle-Cat! Slash :P

The story revolves around the three sons of Deuteronomy; Macavity, Munkustrap, and the Rum Tum Tugger and their relationships with the tribe. Tugger and Misto. Munk and Alonzo. Mac and Tumbles.

What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.

Misto and Tugger find a spot to chat alone on those summer nights.

Rooted deep within each Jellicle soul lies a single emotion or feeling. Its what makes them who they really are. Some of them are good, while others are not so good...**Weird poem-like, drabble things.** Rate T to be very cautious.

It's Christmastime at the junkyard, but Mistoffelees has a concern on his mind. Slash and mpreg. A Christmas gift-fic for CrazyIndigoChild!

Macavity knew that Mistoffelees really wanted this. The chains just made it easier for him to give in. Slash and warnings for dubious consent. A Christmas gift-fic for DontBeAZombie!

Electra is unheard. Maybe it was time to give up on the Jellicles.

My version of Charles Dickens masterpiece with songs from my favorite version, A Muppet Christmas Carol.

This is a story about Misto and Tugger falling for each other after Misto escapes the clutches of his evil father Macavity. Slash; don't like, don't read. Please rate and review.

Mistoffelees is kidnapped from his home and is taken away to a school of magic to learn the truth that his parents hid from him all his life. Slash. Rated T for now.

Several Jellicles are confused about what Christmas actually means.As a result, Munkustrap tells them the story with a pair of our favourite calico cats acting it out.Will they all learn the meaning of Christmas and have a good time? Merry Christmas!

Exotica gets a very pleasant surprise this Christmas.