This is an incredibly silly series of drabbles based on the characters from OHSHC and on the literary genius that is badficniverse. Each chapter will have multiple short stories, mostly written as a parody. Some of these drabbles contain adult language or themes. This is meant by no means to be taken seriously, but it will be hilarious. Characters act both in and out of character.

She's like another Tamaki! So bubbly and happy, sort of like an angel dont you think? But how does she know Kyouya? Why do she carry those pills in your bag? Can Chi make it through the school without trouble? I highly doubt it. *sorry i suck at summaries. Please read! Pairing will be decided later*

When Tamaki finds out what a "slumber party" is, he declares that the Host Club must have one...to Haruhi's horror. What will happen with devious twins, a sweet addict, his ladder, a genius with alternative motives, and an idiot at the Ouran High School Host Club slumber party?

This time Haruhi is rich and the boys are poor! Here Haruhi descends from the famous Fujioka line. She creates the TV show and gets orphans to star with her under the promise that they might be adopted by other entertainment families! Haruhi must learn how to be poor to play her character, and the boys learn how to be rich to play theirs. All while devastating pasts are revealed!

When Haruhi's dark past is being stirred up again who will she turn to?

To prove that any word can be suggestive, from the obvious, to the not-so-obvious… Rated for sexual themes. Haruhi & Kyoya, an ABC prompts list. Prompt 26: Z is for Zen. - Complete.

Note to self: Never, ever, have a drunk-threesome with identical twins. First, you can/will get yourself knocked up. Second, a paternity test is near impossible since they have the same freaking DNA. Third, what would society say about a baby with TWO fathers? Hikaru/OC/Kaoru. HikaruxOC/Kaoru

How would Tamaki react when he actually sees what's in Kyoya's Notebook?

Clarice is sixteen and has bad eyesight, oddly broad shoulders, and a superhuman ability to avoid conversation. She knows much about books, but not a lot about the rich and privileged people who she now attends school with - Ouran Private Academy is in a completely different world, a world that she can only hope she'll survive. Will the host club make life any easier? Probably not.

Mori saves Haruhi from committing suicide but Haruhi didn't want to be saved. Warning- Swears and suicidal thoughts/ actions

A school shooting leaves the host club in shambles. Trigger warning- school shooting stuff

Chloe Scott moves from the U.S and meets the host Club... But what's this? She already knows Kyoya? Kyoyaxoc, T for language and some violence

[AU/Serie de One Shots] Has despertado a mitad de la noche, por culpa de un mal sueño. Por fortuna, los miembros del Host Club estarán allí para reconfortarte y hacer que vuelvas a dormir. Claro, cada uno a su manera.

Diary entries of each host and Kyoya, Tamaki, and Haruhi's fathers. The morning and evening for both days of the Ouran Fair. Because I keep forgetting to put this in each chapter, I'm putting it here. DISCLAIMER: No sadly enough, I do not own Ouran High School Host Club or any of it's characters.

Sequel to Edge of Oblivion. The twins never forgave Tamaki for his tactless comment, and now he just isn't himself. No more laughing, no more teasing, no more craziness, just a continual corner of depression that just won't go away. He's on the brink of destruction, a downward spiral into oblivion, and if someone doesn't help him he may never be the same. Rated M for dark themes

Three new students have made their way to Ouran! How will the Host Club react to them? If I get five comments on the first chapter I will update on this story again. I need your comments!

Tamaki tells a story about a beautiful princess who was loved by all, including her friends. One-shot.

Breathe, just remember to breathe. KyoyaxOC

Madison " Maddie" Walker has always been a fan of Ouran High School Host Club, and has a HUGE crush on one of the twins, Hikaru Hitachiin. Tired of her 10 years of being abused, she gets sucked into the anime herself! R&R the story and don't forget to correct me on my mistakes! Rated T for foul language and details in things kids shouldn't know!

Haruhi wakes up in the hospital, unable to remember her first year of highschool. Not only is her father in the hospital room with her, but there are also six people she doesn't know, but seem to know her. What will happen? This is based off the Anime

Kyouya é um rapaz frio, calculista e que só pensa em dinheiro. Mas será que ele é realmente assim por dentro? REVISADA E FINALIZADA. KxH

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When someone dies, they stay dead, but Alex apparently is an exception to that rule. When a specific person dies, they're taken and swapped with their "Other Half". Alex happened to be switched with a girl named Akari after getting hit by a vehicle. Forced to join the Host Club by Kyoya, she is made to work as a Hostess while attending the prestigious Academy. KyoyaxOC

Sunako Nakara is being sent to a new school . . . but will she find a reason to stay?

Collection of one-shots of extended and deleted scenes exploring each Host club member's relationship with Haruhi. Rated T for language in future chapters.