Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, and YYH!
***
Your Kidding, No I'm Not
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara were sitting in there apartment thinking of where to look
next. They all leapt up when there was a knock on the door. Yusuke walked over to the door and
opened it. "Kurama!" called Yusuke, as he gave Kurama a big pat.
"Where have you been, fox?" asked Hiei, with an indifferent look.
"Yeah, you had us all worried!" exclaimed Kuwabara.
~Kurama's POV~
I promised Kagome I wouldn't tell them. Before I had to answer, Botan rushed in through
the open window. "Guys! Big trouble! Hey, Kurama, your back! I'm so glad, but we have to go,
now!" Without a second word, we were out the window and towards Koenma's palace, with a
grumbling Yusuke.
"I'm so glad you could come on such short notice." stated Koenma.
"We didn't." stated Yusuke with a frown. "We were dragged here."
"Good job, Botan." congratulated Koenma. "Now down to business. I called you here for
a very important mission."
"What is it now?" I asked.
"Don't we have enough?" asked Yusuke.
"This is really important. If you fail, the whole female population will perish." stated
Koenma. This immediately shut Yusuke up, who must have remembered Kayko.
"Okay, there is this contest where it's only for women." stated Koenma. "It will be held in
two days, and will last for at least a month. They will chose the top four to win the ten thousand
million dollar prize, and meet their boss. The boss, I'm pretty sure, is a demon who devours
beautiful and talented women. His power increases with every beautiful and talented women he
devours."
"Your job is to win the contest, and destroy the demon. You have to win, or you'll never
see the boss. Only winners are allowed. I don't really know what the demon does with the
women, but it said it devoured them. But there has to be more to this. There will be more than a
thousand women entering this contest, and many people will be watching you too, so you can't
use supernatural abilities."
"Stop right there!" yelled Yusuke. "You said this is for women only, and you want us to
enter?"
"Yeah, you'll just have to dress up in drag." stated Koenma.
"I'm not doing it." stated Hiei. "I will not dress up as a women, and in front of thousands
of people no less."
"Actually, it's the whole world." stated Koenma. "It's going to be on tv."
"I can't." I stated. "My mother will have a heart attack if she saw this."
"What if my friends see this?" asked Kuwabara.
"Kayko will kill me!" whined Yusuke.
"Find someone else." stated Hiei.
"Do you want the girls you care about to die?" asked Koenma. "This is a worldwide
contest, and they will only chose the best. Once these four are devoured, the demon will be
unstoppable. Then he will continue to devour the rest of the female population!"
I stopped and thought about this, and without thinking, I nodded my head. Yusuke,
Kuwabara, and Hiei looked at me as if I had gone mad. When Koenma said the whole female
population, Kagome had immediately popped into my head, along with my mother. "If I don't,
my mother, and Ka...uh, will be in danger."
"Who's Kauh?" asked Kuwabara, clueless. "I'll enter, for my beloved Yukina! And
Shizuru."
***
~Hiei's POV~
Yukina. Sango. Wait, did I just think about that bitch again? Why do I even care, she can
be devoured for all I care. It'll make the world more peaceful. As I thought about Sango, I
nodded my head, without even noticing. "Yes! Hiei agrees!" cried Koenma.
"Wh-what!" I screamed.
"You just nodded your head." stated Kurama with a smirk, as he leaned toward me.
"Though of Sango?" he whispered. I growled.
"Fox, do not make me pull out that precious voice box of yours, because I am at the brink
of doing so!" I retorted, when Kurama found out exactly who I was thinking of.
"Fine!" called Yusuke. "I'm only doing this for Kayko, and my mom." stated Yusuke,
whispering the last part.
***
~Kurama's POV~
Hiei was the first one pulled into the dressing room. Botan, Koenma, Kuwabara, Yusuke,
George, and I waited outside the dressing room. "Pink!" screamed Hiei. "Do not make me burn
you!" yelled Hiei from inside. We all chuckled at that.
"What is that ridiculous thing!" yelled Hiei.
"I am not putting that on!" yelled Hiei a few seconds later.
"Let go!" screamed Hiei angrily. Crash. Crack. Pow. An hour later. The dressing door
opened, and the dressing man and lady tumbled out with bruises and burnt marks all over. We
flinched at the sight. But this quickly turned into silent laughter as Hiei stepped out.
He actually looked quite good in drag. Hiei was wearing a long black dress. He was also
wearing shiny, black, high heels. On his neck was his black tear gem, and two additional ones
were clipped onto Hiei's ear. In addition to that, on his wrist was a black dragon bracelet, and his
nails were painted black. His hair was smoothed down, and clipped with some black gem clips.
Across his forehead, draped a black chain clipped to his hair, and had a dragon hanging from the
middle to cover his third eye. Hiei also had on some make-up. His lips were colored red, and he
had dark purple eyeshadow. With the last touch of some peach perfume.
We all quickly ran outside before we died of holding in our laughter. "Hahahah!" we all
laughed. Then we went back in, to see a fuming Hiei, as he took a seat. He glared at all of us, as
we took a seat too.
"You look like Dracula's wife!" snickered Kuwabara. Hiei growled and grabbed his
sword.
"Next is Kuwabara Kazuma." called the new dressers, who were just in time to save
Kuwabara. Kuwabara reluctantly got up, and went inside. Half an hour later, the dressers came
out, followed by Kuwabara. Now our faces looked like it wanted to explode from laughter.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" we all laughed. Even Hiei gave a small chuckle.
"Shut up all of you!" screamed Kuwabara, as spit came out of his mouth. "Especially
Urameshi and the shrimp!"
Kuwabara was wearing a long, blue, velvet dress. He even had big, light blue, glass
slippers to go with it. He had a blue heart necklace around his throat, and big round orbs clung to
his ears. On his wrist was a sapphire bracelet, and his nails were painted light blue. Kuwabara
had a long, orange wig on, which was decorated with small kitten clips. His lips were colored
blood red, and he had dark blue and orangish eyeshadow on. With the addition of some vanilla
perfume.
"Do I look fat and ugly in this?" asked Kuwabara.
"You look fat and ugly in everything." retorted Hiei, as he turned away to hide a smile.
"Yusuke, Urameshi." called the dressers. Yusuke groaned, but went in nonetheless. Forty-
five minutes later, Yusuke stomped out after the dressers.
"Wow! Urameshi, you look, look, look,....so GIRLY!" yelled Kuwabara.
"That's the point." stated Koenma.
Yusuke had on a fancy green dress, that puffed out at the end, and had white frills and
laces covering the edges. He had on light green, high heels, which he had a lot of trouble walking
in. Yusuke had on a tight green choker, which looked like it could suffocate him, and emerald
earrings. He had an emerald bracelet on, and his nails were painted a sick green. Like Kuwabara,
Yusuke had a long black wig on, which was curled, that was decorated with emerald clips, and
even had a small hat to go with it. In his hands was a small umbrella that he was whacking
Kuwabara with. He had glitter on his eyes and mouth, and had the scent of fresh apples.
"That's it!" screamed Yusuke, as he banged the umbrella on Kuwabara's head again and
again. After he was done, Kuwabara was covered in lumps. Hiei was delighted at the sight.
~Hiei's POV~
That was good. It always makes me feel better to see the oaf beaten up. "Minamino,
Kurama." called the dressers, as Kurama slowly made his way toward the dressing room. Some
time later, the dressers came out, followed by Kurama. Everyone's mouth dropped open. Even
mine opened a bit. Kurama looks absolutely....
"Kurama, are you sure you're a guy?" asked Kuwabara. Kurama glared at him, and
clenched his fists in a threatening way.
Kurama had on a sleeveless, red, Chinese styled dress, that had flowers imprinted across,
where the buttons were. He had red, Chinese high heels, which he seemed to walk perfectly in.
Around his neck hung a valuable ruby, on a gold chain, and small ruby earrings. There was a
Chinese jade bracelet on his wrist, with rubies embedded inside it. Kurama had painted his long
nails bright red. Unlike us, Kurama's hair was perfect. Flowers, and ribbons were woven into his
hair, and Chinese jade clips, and accessories were added. In his hand was a Chinese fan, that was
decorated with the picture of roses and flowers. His lips were colored a light pink, and had
pinkish eyeshadow, and of course his scent was that of a beautiful rose garden.
"Kurama, you will fit in perfectly." stated Koenma happily.
"I think I'll take that as an insult." stated Kurama, as he opened his fan.
"If you were really a girl, and looked like that, I might actually fall in love." stated
Kuwabara. Koenma nodded his head, as Kurama sweat dropped. George was checking Kurama
out from head to toe. Yusuke was still shocked at Kurama's appearance.
"You look even better than Kayko. A lot better." stated Yusuke.
"Okay, that's enough. Let's just go, okay?" asked Kurama, as he quickly dashed outside.
***
~Kagome's POV~
"Sango, why are you so happy?" I asked, as I put on a white, chinses styled dress, which
was sleeveless. It was plain white, but shined in the sunlight and moonlight. I slipped into my
glass high heels, and waited for Sango's answer.
"Because I won't have to see Hiei for another month!" cried Sango happily, as she
dressed herself in a yellow dress, with dragon designs at the hem. She slipped into a pair of
shiny, yellow slippers.
"Wow. Duh, unless he dressed in drag. But that's not possible, especially someone like
him." I added, as I put on my diamond earrings. I slipped on my diamond bracelet and necklace,
that had a crystal rose in the middle. My hair was left down, with the added accessories of
crystalized chinese clips. Across my forehead hung a white chain, clipped to my hair, with a
small diamond heart dangling from the middle.
"Though it would be funny." stated Sango, as she giggled. Sango put on a pair of dragon
shaped earrings, necklace, and bracelet. Sango had her hair up, clipped with a yellow bow.
"Come on, enough talking. We better get done with this." I urged, as I added the make-up
and perfume to Sango and I. In our hands was a chinese styled fan, that looked like the ones used
in the history book of ancient china. It was usually used by rich, young ladies, and by goddesses.
After we were done, I left a note for my mother, and called a taxi to the contest.
~Kurama's POV~
How annoying. What am I going to do if Kagome or my mother saw me like this on tv?
As the four of us walked toward the contest building, we were given many looks. Okay, maybe
Hiei and I were getting the looks. Mainly me, as the guys whistled at me. Hiei looks like he
would tear of his dress at any moment, but he didn't.
We all looked in awe at the building, that was five time as big as Koenma's palace. There
were also many other big buildings, and endless fields and stuff. We quickly entered, and
took a seat among the thousands of women.
***
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***
Your Kidding, No I'm Not
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara were sitting in there apartment thinking of where to look
next. They all leapt up when there was a knock on the door. Yusuke walked over to the door and
opened it. "Kurama!" called Yusuke, as he gave Kurama a big pat.
"Where have you been, fox?" asked Hiei, with an indifferent look.
"Yeah, you had us all worried!" exclaimed Kuwabara.
~Kurama's POV~
I promised Kagome I wouldn't tell them. Before I had to answer, Botan rushed in through
the open window. "Guys! Big trouble! Hey, Kurama, your back! I'm so glad, but we have to go,
now!" Without a second word, we were out the window and towards Koenma's palace, with a
grumbling Yusuke.
"I'm so glad you could come on such short notice." stated Koenma.
"We didn't." stated Yusuke with a frown. "We were dragged here."
"Good job, Botan." congratulated Koenma. "Now down to business. I called you here for
a very important mission."
"What is it now?" I asked.
"Don't we have enough?" asked Yusuke.
"This is really important. If you fail, the whole female population will perish." stated
Koenma. This immediately shut Yusuke up, who must have remembered Kayko.
"Okay, there is this contest where it's only for women." stated Koenma. "It will be held in
two days, and will last for at least a month. They will chose the top four to win the ten thousand
million dollar prize, and meet their boss. The boss, I'm pretty sure, is a demon who devours
beautiful and talented women. His power increases with every beautiful and talented women he
devours."
"Your job is to win the contest, and destroy the demon. You have to win, or you'll never
see the boss. Only winners are allowed. I don't really know what the demon does with the
women, but it said it devoured them. But there has to be more to this. There will be more than a
thousand women entering this contest, and many people will be watching you too, so you can't
use supernatural abilities."
"Stop right there!" yelled Yusuke. "You said this is for women only, and you want us to
enter?"
"Yeah, you'll just have to dress up in drag." stated Koenma.
"I'm not doing it." stated Hiei. "I will not dress up as a women, and in front of thousands
of people no less."
"Actually, it's the whole world." stated Koenma. "It's going to be on tv."
"I can't." I stated. "My mother will have a heart attack if she saw this."
"What if my friends see this?" asked Kuwabara.
"Kayko will kill me!" whined Yusuke.
"Find someone else." stated Hiei.
"Do you want the girls you care about to die?" asked Koenma. "This is a worldwide
contest, and they will only chose the best. Once these four are devoured, the demon will be
unstoppable. Then he will continue to devour the rest of the female population!"
I stopped and thought about this, and without thinking, I nodded my head. Yusuke,
Kuwabara, and Hiei looked at me as if I had gone mad. When Koenma said the whole female
population, Kagome had immediately popped into my head, along with my mother. "If I don't,
my mother, and Ka...uh, will be in danger."
"Who's Kauh?" asked Kuwabara, clueless. "I'll enter, for my beloved Yukina! And
Shizuru."
***
~Hiei's POV~
Yukina. Sango. Wait, did I just think about that bitch again? Why do I even care, she can
be devoured for all I care. It'll make the world more peaceful. As I thought about Sango, I
nodded my head, without even noticing. "Yes! Hiei agrees!" cried Koenma.
"Wh-what!" I screamed.
"You just nodded your head." stated Kurama with a smirk, as he leaned toward me.
"Though of Sango?" he whispered. I growled.
"Fox, do not make me pull out that precious voice box of yours, because I am at the brink
of doing so!" I retorted, when Kurama found out exactly who I was thinking of.
"Fine!" called Yusuke. "I'm only doing this for Kayko, and my mom." stated Yusuke,
whispering the last part.
***
~Kurama's POV~
Hiei was the first one pulled into the dressing room. Botan, Koenma, Kuwabara, Yusuke,
George, and I waited outside the dressing room. "Pink!" screamed Hiei. "Do not make me burn
you!" yelled Hiei from inside. We all chuckled at that.
"What is that ridiculous thing!" yelled Hiei.
"I am not putting that on!" yelled Hiei a few seconds later.
"Let go!" screamed Hiei angrily. Crash. Crack. Pow. An hour later. The dressing door
opened, and the dressing man and lady tumbled out with bruises and burnt marks all over. We
flinched at the sight. But this quickly turned into silent laughter as Hiei stepped out.
He actually looked quite good in drag. Hiei was wearing a long black dress. He was also
wearing shiny, black, high heels. On his neck was his black tear gem, and two additional ones
were clipped onto Hiei's ear. In addition to that, on his wrist was a black dragon bracelet, and his
nails were painted black. His hair was smoothed down, and clipped with some black gem clips.
Across his forehead, draped a black chain clipped to his hair, and had a dragon hanging from the
middle to cover his third eye. Hiei also had on some make-up. His lips were colored red, and he
had dark purple eyeshadow. With the last touch of some peach perfume.
We all quickly ran outside before we died of holding in our laughter. "Hahahah!" we all
laughed. Then we went back in, to see a fuming Hiei, as he took a seat. He glared at all of us, as
we took a seat too.
"You look like Dracula's wife!" snickered Kuwabara. Hiei growled and grabbed his
sword.
"Next is Kuwabara Kazuma." called the new dressers, who were just in time to save
Kuwabara. Kuwabara reluctantly got up, and went inside. Half an hour later, the dressers came
out, followed by Kuwabara. Now our faces looked like it wanted to explode from laughter.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" we all laughed. Even Hiei gave a small chuckle.
"Shut up all of you!" screamed Kuwabara, as spit came out of his mouth. "Especially
Urameshi and the shrimp!"
Kuwabara was wearing a long, blue, velvet dress. He even had big, light blue, glass
slippers to go with it. He had a blue heart necklace around his throat, and big round orbs clung to
his ears. On his wrist was a sapphire bracelet, and his nails were painted light blue. Kuwabara
had a long, orange wig on, which was decorated with small kitten clips. His lips were colored
blood red, and he had dark blue and orangish eyeshadow on. With the addition of some vanilla
perfume.
"Do I look fat and ugly in this?" asked Kuwabara.
"You look fat and ugly in everything." retorted Hiei, as he turned away to hide a smile.
"Yusuke, Urameshi." called the dressers. Yusuke groaned, but went in nonetheless. Forty-
five minutes later, Yusuke stomped out after the dressers.
"Wow! Urameshi, you look, look, look,....so GIRLY!" yelled Kuwabara.
"That's the point." stated Koenma.
Yusuke had on a fancy green dress, that puffed out at the end, and had white frills and
laces covering the edges. He had on light green, high heels, which he had a lot of trouble walking
in. Yusuke had on a tight green choker, which looked like it could suffocate him, and emerald
earrings. He had an emerald bracelet on, and his nails were painted a sick green. Like Kuwabara,
Yusuke had a long black wig on, which was curled, that was decorated with emerald clips, and
even had a small hat to go with it. In his hands was a small umbrella that he was whacking
Kuwabara with. He had glitter on his eyes and mouth, and had the scent of fresh apples.
"That's it!" screamed Yusuke, as he banged the umbrella on Kuwabara's head again and
again. After he was done, Kuwabara was covered in lumps. Hiei was delighted at the sight.
~Hiei's POV~
That was good. It always makes me feel better to see the oaf beaten up. "Minamino,
Kurama." called the dressers, as Kurama slowly made his way toward the dressing room. Some
time later, the dressers came out, followed by Kurama. Everyone's mouth dropped open. Even
mine opened a bit. Kurama looks absolutely....
"Kurama, are you sure you're a guy?" asked Kuwabara. Kurama glared at him, and
clenched his fists in a threatening way.
Kurama had on a sleeveless, red, Chinese styled dress, that had flowers imprinted across,
where the buttons were. He had red, Chinese high heels, which he seemed to walk perfectly in.
Around his neck hung a valuable ruby, on a gold chain, and small ruby earrings. There was a
Chinese jade bracelet on his wrist, with rubies embedded inside it. Kurama had painted his long
nails bright red. Unlike us, Kurama's hair was perfect. Flowers, and ribbons were woven into his
hair, and Chinese jade clips, and accessories were added. In his hand was a Chinese fan, that was
decorated with the picture of roses and flowers. His lips were colored a light pink, and had
pinkish eyeshadow, and of course his scent was that of a beautiful rose garden.
"Kurama, you will fit in perfectly." stated Koenma happily.
"I think I'll take that as an insult." stated Kurama, as he opened his fan.
"If you were really a girl, and looked like that, I might actually fall in love." stated
Kuwabara. Koenma nodded his head, as Kurama sweat dropped. George was checking Kurama
out from head to toe. Yusuke was still shocked at Kurama's appearance.
"You look even better than Kayko. A lot better." stated Yusuke.
"Okay, that's enough. Let's just go, okay?" asked Kurama, as he quickly dashed outside.
***
~Kagome's POV~
"Sango, why are you so happy?" I asked, as I put on a white, chinses styled dress, which
was sleeveless. It was plain white, but shined in the sunlight and moonlight. I slipped into my
glass high heels, and waited for Sango's answer.
"Because I won't have to see Hiei for another month!" cried Sango happily, as she
dressed herself in a yellow dress, with dragon designs at the hem. She slipped into a pair of
shiny, yellow slippers.
"Wow. Duh, unless he dressed in drag. But that's not possible, especially someone like
him." I added, as I put on my diamond earrings. I slipped on my diamond bracelet and necklace,
that had a crystal rose in the middle. My hair was left down, with the added accessories of
crystalized chinese clips. Across my forehead hung a white chain, clipped to my hair, with a
small diamond heart dangling from the middle.
"Though it would be funny." stated Sango, as she giggled. Sango put on a pair of dragon
shaped earrings, necklace, and bracelet. Sango had her hair up, clipped with a yellow bow.
"Come on, enough talking. We better get done with this." I urged, as I added the make-up
and perfume to Sango and I. In our hands was a chinese styled fan, that looked like the ones used
in the history book of ancient china. It was usually used by rich, young ladies, and by goddesses.
After we were done, I left a note for my mother, and called a taxi to the contest.
~Kurama's POV~
How annoying. What am I going to do if Kagome or my mother saw me like this on tv?
As the four of us walked toward the contest building, we were given many looks. Okay, maybe
Hiei and I were getting the looks. Mainly me, as the guys whistled at me. Hiei looks like he
would tear of his dress at any moment, but he didn't.
We all looked in awe at the building, that was five time as big as Koenma's palace. There
were also many other big buildings, and endless fields and stuff. We quickly entered, and
took a seat among the thousands of women.
***
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Review Responses:
Kagome+Kurama4ever: Hope you liked Second Year! ^_^
Michelle: I'm glad you liked this chapter. ^_^
DemonLady: This is a Kagome/Kurama, and I'm glad you liked that chapter. ^_^
Ember: I'm glad you like my story! ^_~
HieisGurl: There are a few other ones, and I have them listed in my Yahoo Groups. ^_^
SurfAngel: Yeah, Sango and Kagome are goddesses. Am I being to harsh on Inuyasha?
ChibiBakaKitsune: Glad you like the pairing, and yes, Inuyasha means that. Hope you liked this
chapter.
Keyta: Glad you like my story. Hope your still reading it.^_~
The Youkai Nightmare: I'm glad you could understand the sit part, and enjoyed it. Hope you
liked this chapter too.
Green Peridot: I was kinda just making things up in that sit part, but I'm glad you liked it. ^_^
Kat421: I'm glad you liked that chapter. ^_^
Kathy Da kitsune kat: Well, Inuyasha will get more jealous. There's going to be more Kagome
and Kurama later. ^_^
k27: They won't find out until the end! And that's a while from now, but it will happen. ^_^
Jay: Second Year has already been posted, and there are two chapters to it so far. You can go to
my profile, and you'll find it there.
Ryoko-sama: I'm glad to hear you like this story! ^_~