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Poems and Songs



~Miroku's POV~

Gotta find Inuyasha and lead him away. But why is Kurama dressed as a girl? And it

seems that Hiei is also after Sango! "Inuyasha!" I called, when I spotted the half dog demon.

"What?" growled Inuyasha.

"Let's go, I don't think Kagome's here." I replied calmly.

"No, she's defiantly here. I can smell her, but it's mingled with thousands of other human

scents." stated Inuyasha. "I'm not going anywhere without my shard detector!"

***

Night had fallen, but Inuyasha wouldn't give up! Oh my, is that Kagome, Sango, Kurama,

Hiei, and two ugly girls? "Hey, Kagome's scent is getting stronger!" cried Inuyasha happily.

"Help!" I called, not sure what to say to distract him.

"What now?" growled Inuyasha. "Kagome's near!"

"My stomach! It hurts!" I cried.

"What?" asked Inuyasha confused, as he poked my stomach. "Your not pregnant, are

you?" I smacked Inuyasha across the head with my staff.

"Of course not!" I cried. "I just got a stomach ache." I looked, but Kagome and the others

weren't there anymore! Good! "But I'm fine now!"

Inuyasha sniffed again. "She's gone!" Inuyasha glared at me, but I acted innocent.

***

So we kept on searching the whole night. After a while, Inuyasha didn't believe my lies

anymore! That was when we entered a large building. Inuyasha got on all fours, and started

sniffing. "Kagome's here." Oh no!

Inuyasha barged into room 56, and received the screams of two, young, beautiful girls. I

was in a trance! "Amy!" cried Kagura.

"Ah!" screamed a half nude Amy. Inuyasha quickly pulled me out. We continued on our

way.

"Let's try this one!" suggested Inuyasha, and before I could answer, went inside. We were

soon kicked out again. This went on forever, but I can't say that I didn't enjoy it! Finally we

stopped at a door, where Kagome's scent was stronger.

"Urameshi! Tomorrow we are going to win!" cried Kuwabara, as he took off his wig.

"Yeah, that's if you'll cooperate!" retorted Yusuke, as he took off his wig too. We

quickly backed out.

"Guys?" asked Inuyasha. "Didn't they say this was all female?"

"Yeah." I replied.

~Inuyasha's POV~

We tried many other doors too, but I smelled Sango in room 208. "Miroku." I called.

"Sango's in this room!"

"Really?" asked Miroku, as he barged in. I came in right behind. We quickly froze. There

was a male demon in bed with Sango.

"Who are you guys?" growled the demon.

"Who are you?" I asked. "And what did you do to Sango. Did you force her?"

"Who I am is none of your business. I didn't not force the bitch. It's my duty." replied the

demon.

"Your duty is to mate with her?" I demanded.

"We did not mate!" yelled the demon angrily, as Sango stirred, and wrapped her arms

around the demon.

"Hiei." murmured Sango, as she snuggled closer. Miroku had his mouth wide open in

shock.

The demon made no move to push Sango off. "In this contest, I was paired with her, and

it was a requirement that we did everything together, including sleeping."

"Do you like her?" I demanded angrily.

"No." replied the demon sternly.

"Than why don't you pry her off?"

"If I do, she wakes up, and then we have to get into another argument. You get use to it

after a while." replied the demon, as Sango moved into his lap.

"If I had known, I would have joined too!" whined Miroku.

"Leave!" growled the demon, named Hiei. "The bitch will be fine." I grabbed Miroku and

dragged him out, he was still whimpering.

"Quite being a baby." I growled. "They didn't mate. It's just for this contest thing."

Miroku glared at me, but didn't say anything.



***

After more searching, we came to a door where Kagome's scent was overwhelming. I

quickly raced it quietly, wanting to surprise Kagome, but froze at the sight. "Kagome." I

murmured.

"What?" asked Miroku, as he walked in. "Wow." Kagome had her hand tangled in the

guys red hair, and they were so close together, that there wasn't even a crack between them.

"Kurama." I identified, as I growled. Kurama opened his eyes, and quickly pulled

Kagome away so he could sit up. Kagome whimpered, as she lost the warmth, making me even

angrier.

"What are you doing here?" asked Kurama, as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

"What did you do to Kagome." I asked angrily.

"Nothing." replied Kurama. "She's my partner."

"Why did you join in the first place?" asked Miroku.

"That's none of your business." replied Kurama, as Kagome grasped his hand. I growled,

but was silenced with a deadly glare from Kurama. "She'll be fine, and if you'll leave, we need

out sleep." I didn't budge, but Miroku dragged me out. The last I saw was Kurama going back to

sleep, and Kagome snuggling back.

Miroku dragged me all the way out, and I destroyed many trees. "Now who's the baby?"

asked Miroku, as I growled at him. Kagome, why?

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~Kurama's POV~

The next morning, Mr. Tama announced our next round. Kagome smiled cheerfully, as

Sango and Hiei had another showdown of death glares. "The next round is singing, and

instuments!" he cried. "Make up your own songs, about the way you feel. One will sing, while

the other does the music. Let's see how you guys make this work, with no time to prepare!"

Sango suddenly stood up, and pulled Kagome away. We all glanced at them curiously,

but didn't follow.

~Sango's POV~



"Kagome." I whispered. "This is your chance. Make sure Kurama gets the message."

Kagome reluctantly nodded. Not long after, the rounds have begun. Kagome and Kurama were

up first, again. The rest of us watched with the crowd.

Kurama grabbed the flute, as Kagome grabbed the microphone. "Let it begin!" cried the

announcer, a perverted-looking guy, as he walked up to Kagome. They were to close for comfort.

"Men." sang Kagome, as she touched the announcers face, much to the surprise and

shock of everyone. "Are nothing. Only a plaything." continued Kagome, as she slapped the

announcer away, and glanced at Kurama. The poor announcer was beaten up, as Kagome

continued.

"There is no such thing as love. It's only a toy. Once your done, you toss it away....!

Don't get caught in it! Men, are worthless!" This continued for another minute, and it ended. The

audience applauded, the beaten announcer asked the judges for their score. The score, to our

surprise, was extremely high! (It's a real Chinese song. I just haven't heard it for three years, so

the translation are a bit awkward.)



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~Kurama's POV~

What was the meaning of that song? Is that what Kagome really feels? Is she directing

that at me? She kept on glancing at me, as if this song was sang for me. I felt really depressed,

and didn't even notice, when Hiei and Sango were done.

"Kurama." called Kagome softly, as she touched my forehead. "Are you okay?" I nodded

my head, and smiled at Kagome. I looked up to see Sango and Hiei glaring at each other, covered

in some minor bruises.

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~Inuyasha's POV~

Miroku held me down, as I growled. I was really happy when Kagome sang that song, and

kept on glancing at Kurama. But it immediately changed, when Kagome's face was etched with

worry at Kurama's uneasiness.

"Inuyasha, clam down." whispered Miroku. "There's people watching us!" Finally, after

what was half the day, it was over. Everyone went to have lunch. I followed Kagome and

Kurama, but clenched my fists, when Kurama pulled Kagome into an empty room. Hiei, Yusuke,

and Kuwabara's eyes turned wide open.

"No listening!" called Sango, as she pushed the three away, and turned toward us.

"Miroku." she stated in a warning tone. "Both of you, no listening!"

***

~Kagome's POV~

I was shocked, when Kurama pulled me into an empty room, and cornered me. "Kagome,

I want to know, do you feel anything for me? Or was all this just a joke? Am I just a toy?"

"No!" I cried. "Kurama." I lowered my head.

"Kagome, stop pushing me away. If you don't love me, than tell me." whispered Kurama.

"Kurama, of course I love you!" I cried, but quickly covered my mouth. Kurama removed

my hand, and looked straight into my eyes.

"That's all I need to know. I don't know what is bothering you, but I won't let you go.

We'll get though everything together. Kagome." stated Kurama, as he leaned in. I stopped him.

"Kurama, if we do this, promise me one thing." I whispered.

"What?" asked Kurama softly.

"That if one day, I leave you, that you would just forget about me. You would find

yourself another girlfriend, and live happily with her. Promise me." I pleaded.

"I can't." replied Kurama. "And I won't let you leave me."

"Than promise me you won't be sad! Please!" I whined. Kurama finally gave in, and

nodded his head. I smiled, and kissed Kurama on the lips. I wish I didn't have to go too, but

that's not in my power. I closed my eyes, and savored this moment.

***

~Yusuke's POV~

"When is Kagome and Kurama going to come out?" asked Yusuke after half an hour.

"Their going to miss lunch!" yelled Kuwabara.

"They have something more important to settle, than just lunch." retorted Sango, as a

sad expression crossed her.

After lunch, the second round of the day began, but Kurama and Kagome were no where

to be found! "Kagome, and Kurama!" called the announcer. "Your turn to do your poem!"

We were beginning to get worried! That was when Kagome and Kurama emerged, hand

in hand, and stepped onto the stage.

"Our poem is called 'I'll Always Be There'." announced Kurama.

"When you are sad," started Kagome, as she smiled lovingly at Kurama.

"I will become mad." finished Kurama, as he turned to face the crowd.

"Your cheery smile," continued Kagome, as she locked eyes with Kurama.

"Makes my life worthwhile." said Kurama.

"You brighten up my life," stated Kagome, as someone growled from the stands.

"Driving away all the strife." added Kurama, ignoring the growl.

"Your like a delicate rose." continued Kagome happily.

"Able to soothe all my woes." stated Kurama calmly.

"I'll always be around the bend." added Kagome, earning a loud humph from someone in

the stands.

"Friends till the end." finished Kurama, as they both bowed. They both earned perfect

scores!

"What feeling!" cried the announcer. "I was so touched! Next is Sango and Hiei!"



***

~Inuyasha's POV~

I dug my claws deep into my palm at the poem, and the way the two looked at each other.

"It's okay." soothed Miroku. "You still have a chance!"

I pushed Miroku away. "What chance?" I growled. "I don't need the bitch!"

***

~Kurama's POV~

Kagome and I stood together, as we listened to Sango and Hiei. "Our poem is called, 'Not

Caring!" announced Sango.

"If you were getting rapped," began Hiei.

"I would purposely be late!" finished Sango with a smirk.

"I can't care the least," continued Hiei, as he glared at Sango.

"If you were eaten by a beast." added Sango, as she wrestled with Hiei behind their backs.

"If you die," continued Hiei, as he twisted Sango's arm

"I won't even say bye!" stated Sango, holding in the pain, as they continued.

"After you get beaten!" yelled Hiei.

"I hope you get eaten!" cried Sango, as she stomped on his foot, earning many oohs from

the crowd.

"If these don't happen to you!" said Hiei, dripping with anger.

"I would go boo...." finished Sango, as they squeezed each others hand as hard as they

could. They got a really high score too!

"Wow, that was intense!" cried the announcer. "They even added the effects! Next!

Kuwabara, and Yusuke!" Those to walked up smirking.

"Friends and Rivalry!" announced Kuwabara.

"We had always fought!" cried Yusuke.

"But being the best, we both sought!" continued Kuwabara.

"We fight for no reason." added Yusuke, as he smiled.

"Since it's not treason!" yelled Kuwabara, as everyone covered their ears.

"But at other times," started Yusuke.

"We sit together figuring out rhymes!" finished Kuwabara, as spit flew everywhere. Ew's

were heard from the crowd.

"You always act tough!" added Yusuke, as he wiped the spit away.

"But your only weak stuff." stated Kuwabara, earning a death glare from Yusuke.

"We love to hear the other scream." said Yusuke, as he punched Kuwabara in the face,

causing him to scream.

"But together, we are the best team!" finished Kuwabara, as he tried to punch Yusuke. He

missed, and fell flat on his face, and laughter erupted! Their score was average.

"Nice!" called the announcer. "But the ugly one's spit and stupid voice lowered their

score a lot!"

"Who are you calling ugly and stupid?" cried Kuwabara.

"It's the truth." stated Hiei, as he smirked.

"Shut it, shrimp!" retorted Kuwabara, as Yusuke dragged him off the stage. Kagome

laughed, and smiled at me.

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