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Thanks for the reviews!!! your readers rock my world!!!! Oh and.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! TO ORLANDO BLOOM A.K.A. LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Victoria awoke the next morning in a bad mood.. It sounded as if someone rudely was trying to ram through her door for there was loud pounding on her door. Victoria cursed under her breath in annoyance and when she couldn't take it anymore, she cleared her dry throat and shouted:
"Who the fuck! is at my door!!??" Victoria shouted obviously in a crappy mood. The pounding continued under there was a loud crack, and then her door burst open and Rialan and Isil burst in and fell rather ungracefully to the floor in a heap. A light cloud of dust came up from the floor along with the door that now lay upon the floor.
Victoria with a glare, tapped her foot. Isil and Rialan both looked up at her from the floor with innocent expressions on there face.
"Why the hell did you just brake my door down?" She asked balling her hands into a fist. She was in no mood to face anyone, especially Isil who seemed to have a strong disliking toward her.
"Well we heard that you held yourself up in your chambers.. and we decided to come get you out.." Rialan said mumbling while scrambling to his feet and shedding the dust from his tunic. Isil glared at her muttering to himself to why he helped Rialan.
"And what may I ask is wrong with me not coming out of my room? I think that you would do the same if you found out that your really not exactly human!" Victoria cried.
"Yes we heard from Legolas.." Isil said observing the disheveled once thought mortal in front of him. Victoria closed her eyes for a momment, fresh anger gathering up into her very being. She brung a clenched fist to her chest.
"That barbie boy prince can't keep his mouth shut can he!?" Victoria shouted.
"Victoria?.." Rialan said softly. Victoria then smirked rather menacingly.
"Oh don't worry..I have plans for the barbie boy and all his little friends... muhahaha!" Victoria said causing Rialan to chuckle at her fake evil laugh. Isil just arched an eyebrow. Victoria then raised a finger to the both of them.
"And you two are next!" she cried before shoving them out of her doorway then glanced back down at the door that lay on the ground at her feet. She picked up the door slowly then layed it against the open frame closing it. Rialan and Isil exchanged rather amused faces then walked away down the hall.
When they were out of sound reach, Rialan swatted Isil on the head.
"Hey what was that for?!" Isil cried rubbing his head.
"That was for mentioning Legolas in that conversation! there relationship is not one that can be dirtied up anymore.. but I fear that you may have just furthered the terror of there pranks.." Rialan hissed. Isil just gave a laugh.
"Do you believe she was serious when she said we were next?.." Isil asked.
"With Victoria..anything's possible.." Rialan said. Isil just snorted.
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Victoria, still in her fowl mood tried to forget about what she had been told yesterday by Gandalf.. She walked through the gardens heavy heavy hearted sighs coming through her mouth.
As the very angry Victoria stomped rather loudly down the paths, the faint sound of voices broke her reverie. Victoria stopped in her tracks and listened. Voices..men voices..elves..She tilted her head slowly to one side, and strained her ears.
Victoria looked to the forest where the faint mumuring came hence from, and finally decided to follow it.
Victoria walked lightly over the terrains of the forest as she went furthur. She put her hands up, pushing tree branches and various other plants out of her path. The voices came louder..
Victoria finally came to a halt and slowly and silently pushed a small bush away from her eyes to peer into the clearing where the voices came from...The sight before her, made Victoria's eyes widen..
There before her was a lake....but at the momment it was proccupied....with nude men...not any men...nude elves..
Victoria's mouth dropped open to form the letter O. She hid her small form lower into the bush and watched much to her enjoyment. She recognized many faces, including one of them to be Isil who was under water except his wet head that leaned up on the bank, his eyes closed. Victoria's eyes had nearly popped out of her head, just watching the naked elves.
At the current momment, Victoria's eyebrows were highly arched with her lips slightly parted as she spied. At that particular momment, Victoria almost gasped when Legolas emerged from the water. She was only in view of his waist and up. Her mouth had opened again.
"Considering that he's a total moron, he is one yummy sexy elf.." Victoria murmured with a smirk as she looked his lean toned muscled chest up and down. Legolas slowly pushed his now dark golden locks of hair behind his broad shoulders..
"Half the population of the world would die to be in my place right now.."Victoria said in her mind. She then heaved a disappointed sigh.
"If only I had my camera..then I would be able to start my own play boy elf magazine..." Victoria mumured then clamped a hand over her mouth as she stifled another guffaw. Victoria's gaze turned from the bathing elves and a smirk that took up half of her face took place. A few feet away from where she hid was there clothing... The elvish garments hung from low branches. Victoria swore that if her smirk got any wider, she would be compared to the grinch.
"To steal the clothes..or not to steal the clothes...that is the question..." Victoria whispered to herself. She then uttered a snort.
"No contest.." she said to herself before tiptoeing over to there clothes.
"This is too easy.." She said in her mind as she went to work gathering most of the garments. She could not help but mutter:
"Elves are such suckers.."
Victoria held there clothes tightly and then without hesitance walked out from her hiding spot. When they caught sight of her, The gasped in surprise. Victoria bit down on her lip to keep from laughing in there surprised faces.
"Well well well..what do we have here?..." Victoria asked. Isil cleared his throat with a glare. He was all too glad that the color of the water was tinted..
"Have you been spying on us?.." Isil asked..
"Yup" Victoria said a mater of factly without embarassment. She then held up the bundle of clothes she held. The pure healer could of swore that there faces paled.
"And LOOK!! Look what I have here! It looks like all of your clothing..does it not?.." Victoria asked pretending, sarcastically with a fake gasp.
"You will give us back our clothing my lady.." Legolas said with narrowed eyes. Victoria just smirked her infamous smirk.
"I hope you dudes enjoy running around in the nude.." Victoria said in a high tone. She then took off into the forest, back to the palace, the clothing still in her grasp. She then called back as she ran.
"SWEET REVENGE!! VICTORY IS MINE!!" Victoria screamed running through the forest actually having fun for once in her life. She could hear the elves cursing loudly.
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The raged elves jumped out from the lake, in there nude glory. Legolas with a red face along with Isil and his other companions ran through the woods cursing under there breath. Much to ther dread, the palace came to view along with no covor with there current state. Victoria was standing on the lawn out in the open. As soon as she saw the approaching elves who were hot and angry on her in persuit, she turned and took off practically skipping across the lawn in her proud victory.
As she ran, she threw up there garments like a flower girl at a wedding. The following elves by now, were running out in the open, hiding behind anything that they came across in there path to catch the mischievous girl.
Meanwhile the current site had caught many watchers who watched with wide eyes and agape mouths. They got there hands on any garment she had thrown behind and hastily
put it on there nude forms.
The king watched the skeptical from his balcony and was now leaning on the wall, laughing. Never had something like what took forth before him, had ever happened in Mirkwood history.
"She's quite a jester.." Gandalf commented his grey eyes dancing in it's mirth.
"That's an understatement.." The king said, his shoulders shaking with laughter when he caught sign oh his beyond angry son who now only had on a pair of breeches.
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Victoria stopped a momment to catch her breath. She was now relieved of holding anymore of there clothing. She then let out a devilish laugh.
"Today was certainly a good day.." She said outloud. Victoria walked, a grin..an actual grin still upon her face. She then was grabbed by a strong arm and pulled into Rialan's weapon hut. She whipped around ready to throw a punch, but then found it was Rialan himself. His eyes looked out the window. Victoria followed her gaze, and looked out his window to see Legolas and his still wet companions in a small group, there eyes searching the horizon. No doubt they were looking for her..
Victoria was then startled by laughing. She turned to see Rialan laughing.
"I demand to know what's so funny?.." Victoria asked with an arched eyebrow as she plopped down on a nearby chair.
"You are.. Never in all my thousands of years have I met a girl who would do such a thing.." He cried through his laughter. Victoria just rolled her eyes.
"I do not propose that it is a bad thing..I only say that I have never seen anything like such happen.." Rialan added sitting down in another chair next to her. Victoria glanced at him.
"You know...your allright Weaponsmith boy.." She said with knitted eyebrows. That surprised Rialan. He just nodded his head.
"To my opinion..I do not think that you should set foot into the palace for at least a few hours..my friends are still no doubt on your trail.." Rialan commented looking out the window again, mirth in his tone.
"At least I proved to barbie boy who wins the war.." Victoria said in a high proud tone. Rialan turned to her.
"I am not so sure about that my lady.." Rialan murmured with a friendly smirk.
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A/N: I loved this chapter!! I hope you did too!!! Thanks for all the reviews!!!! keep them a coming!
namarie
Thanks for the reviews!!! your readers rock my world!!!! Oh and.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! TO ORLANDO BLOOM A.K.A. LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Victoria awoke the next morning in a bad mood.. It sounded as if someone rudely was trying to ram through her door for there was loud pounding on her door. Victoria cursed under her breath in annoyance and when she couldn't take it anymore, she cleared her dry throat and shouted:
"Who the fuck! is at my door!!??" Victoria shouted obviously in a crappy mood. The pounding continued under there was a loud crack, and then her door burst open and Rialan and Isil burst in and fell rather ungracefully to the floor in a heap. A light cloud of dust came up from the floor along with the door that now lay upon the floor.
Victoria with a glare, tapped her foot. Isil and Rialan both looked up at her from the floor with innocent expressions on there face.
"Why the hell did you just brake my door down?" She asked balling her hands into a fist. She was in no mood to face anyone, especially Isil who seemed to have a strong disliking toward her.
"Well we heard that you held yourself up in your chambers.. and we decided to come get you out.." Rialan said mumbling while scrambling to his feet and shedding the dust from his tunic. Isil glared at her muttering to himself to why he helped Rialan.
"And what may I ask is wrong with me not coming out of my room? I think that you would do the same if you found out that your really not exactly human!" Victoria cried.
"Yes we heard from Legolas.." Isil said observing the disheveled once thought mortal in front of him. Victoria closed her eyes for a momment, fresh anger gathering up into her very being. She brung a clenched fist to her chest.
"That barbie boy prince can't keep his mouth shut can he!?" Victoria shouted.
"Victoria?.." Rialan said softly. Victoria then smirked rather menacingly.
"Oh don't worry..I have plans for the barbie boy and all his little friends... muhahaha!" Victoria said causing Rialan to chuckle at her fake evil laugh. Isil just arched an eyebrow. Victoria then raised a finger to the both of them.
"And you two are next!" she cried before shoving them out of her doorway then glanced back down at the door that lay on the ground at her feet. She picked up the door slowly then layed it against the open frame closing it. Rialan and Isil exchanged rather amused faces then walked away down the hall.
When they were out of sound reach, Rialan swatted Isil on the head.
"Hey what was that for?!" Isil cried rubbing his head.
"That was for mentioning Legolas in that conversation! there relationship is not one that can be dirtied up anymore.. but I fear that you may have just furthered the terror of there pranks.." Rialan hissed. Isil just gave a laugh.
"Do you believe she was serious when she said we were next?.." Isil asked.
"With Victoria..anything's possible.." Rialan said. Isil just snorted.
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Victoria, still in her fowl mood tried to forget about what she had been told yesterday by Gandalf.. She walked through the gardens heavy heavy hearted sighs coming through her mouth.
As the very angry Victoria stomped rather loudly down the paths, the faint sound of voices broke her reverie. Victoria stopped in her tracks and listened. Voices..men voices..elves..She tilted her head slowly to one side, and strained her ears.
Victoria looked to the forest where the faint mumuring came hence from, and finally decided to follow it.
Victoria walked lightly over the terrains of the forest as she went furthur. She put her hands up, pushing tree branches and various other plants out of her path. The voices came louder..
Victoria finally came to a halt and slowly and silently pushed a small bush away from her eyes to peer into the clearing where the voices came from...The sight before her, made Victoria's eyes widen..
There before her was a lake....but at the momment it was proccupied....with nude men...not any men...nude elves..
Victoria's mouth dropped open to form the letter O. She hid her small form lower into the bush and watched much to her enjoyment. She recognized many faces, including one of them to be Isil who was under water except his wet head that leaned up on the bank, his eyes closed. Victoria's eyes had nearly popped out of her head, just watching the naked elves.
At the current momment, Victoria's eyebrows were highly arched with her lips slightly parted as she spied. At that particular momment, Victoria almost gasped when Legolas emerged from the water. She was only in view of his waist and up. Her mouth had opened again.
"Considering that he's a total moron, he is one yummy sexy elf.." Victoria murmured with a smirk as she looked his lean toned muscled chest up and down. Legolas slowly pushed his now dark golden locks of hair behind his broad shoulders..
"Half the population of the world would die to be in my place right now.."Victoria said in her mind. She then heaved a disappointed sigh.
"If only I had my camera..then I would be able to start my own play boy elf magazine..." Victoria mumured then clamped a hand over her mouth as she stifled another guffaw. Victoria's gaze turned from the bathing elves and a smirk that took up half of her face took place. A few feet away from where she hid was there clothing... The elvish garments hung from low branches. Victoria swore that if her smirk got any wider, she would be compared to the grinch.
"To steal the clothes..or not to steal the clothes...that is the question..." Victoria whispered to herself. She then uttered a snort.
"No contest.." she said to herself before tiptoeing over to there clothes.
"This is too easy.." She said in her mind as she went to work gathering most of the garments. She could not help but mutter:
"Elves are such suckers.."
Victoria held there clothes tightly and then without hesitance walked out from her hiding spot. When they caught sight of her, The gasped in surprise. Victoria bit down on her lip to keep from laughing in there surprised faces.
"Well well well..what do we have here?..." Victoria asked. Isil cleared his throat with a glare. He was all too glad that the color of the water was tinted..
"Have you been spying on us?.." Isil asked..
"Yup" Victoria said a mater of factly without embarassment. She then held up the bundle of clothes she held. The pure healer could of swore that there faces paled.
"And LOOK!! Look what I have here! It looks like all of your clothing..does it not?.." Victoria asked pretending, sarcastically with a fake gasp.
"You will give us back our clothing my lady.." Legolas said with narrowed eyes. Victoria just smirked her infamous smirk.
"I hope you dudes enjoy running around in the nude.." Victoria said in a high tone. She then took off into the forest, back to the palace, the clothing still in her grasp. She then called back as she ran.
"SWEET REVENGE!! VICTORY IS MINE!!" Victoria screamed running through the forest actually having fun for once in her life. She could hear the elves cursing loudly.
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The raged elves jumped out from the lake, in there nude glory. Legolas with a red face along with Isil and his other companions ran through the woods cursing under there breath. Much to ther dread, the palace came to view along with no covor with there current state. Victoria was standing on the lawn out in the open. As soon as she saw the approaching elves who were hot and angry on her in persuit, she turned and took off practically skipping across the lawn in her proud victory.
As she ran, she threw up there garments like a flower girl at a wedding. The following elves by now, were running out in the open, hiding behind anything that they came across in there path to catch the mischievous girl.
Meanwhile the current site had caught many watchers who watched with wide eyes and agape mouths. They got there hands on any garment she had thrown behind and hastily
put it on there nude forms.
The king watched the skeptical from his balcony and was now leaning on the wall, laughing. Never had something like what took forth before him, had ever happened in Mirkwood history.
"She's quite a jester.." Gandalf commented his grey eyes dancing in it's mirth.
"That's an understatement.." The king said, his shoulders shaking with laughter when he caught sign oh his beyond angry son who now only had on a pair of breeches.
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Victoria stopped a momment to catch her breath. She was now relieved of holding anymore of there clothing. She then let out a devilish laugh.
"Today was certainly a good day.." She said outloud. Victoria walked, a grin..an actual grin still upon her face. She then was grabbed by a strong arm and pulled into Rialan's weapon hut. She whipped around ready to throw a punch, but then found it was Rialan himself. His eyes looked out the window. Victoria followed her gaze, and looked out his window to see Legolas and his still wet companions in a small group, there eyes searching the horizon. No doubt they were looking for her..
Victoria was then startled by laughing. She turned to see Rialan laughing.
"I demand to know what's so funny?.." Victoria asked with an arched eyebrow as she plopped down on a nearby chair.
"You are.. Never in all my thousands of years have I met a girl who would do such a thing.." He cried through his laughter. Victoria just rolled her eyes.
"I do not propose that it is a bad thing..I only say that I have never seen anything like such happen.." Rialan added sitting down in another chair next to her. Victoria glanced at him.
"You know...your allright Weaponsmith boy.." She said with knitted eyebrows. That surprised Rialan. He just nodded his head.
"To my opinion..I do not think that you should set foot into the palace for at least a few hours..my friends are still no doubt on your trail.." Rialan commented looking out the window again, mirth in his tone.
"At least I proved to barbie boy who wins the war.." Victoria said in a high proud tone. Rialan turned to her.
"I am not so sure about that my lady.." Rialan murmured with a friendly smirk.
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A/N: I loved this chapter!! I hope you did too!!! Thanks for all the reviews!!!! keep them a coming!
namarie