It can only get worse.......
Authour: Murto (I hate 2 kinds of people in this world; people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the dutch)
Authour's Notes: My first fanfic, I dunno if you'll find my sense of humour funny, but well here goes. This fanfic of mine is just gonna be another fucked up and hopefully hilarious Love Hina one.
Enjoy, please email any criticism to "thatsthesoundofinevitability@yahoo.com.au".
When is someone gonna start doing some Full Metal Panic or some Psychic Academy FanFiction?
Disclaimer:I don't own Love Hina, fortunately for you lot.
Otherwise it would have gotten very fucked up, VERY quickly. :)
Oh well, what can you say. I am an Arts student afterall. Nor
have I bought the rights to any other authours or their jokes.
Comeon! This is Authour Space!, in cyberspace!.
Who cares, as long as we get a laugh!!! =^v^=
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE Chapter 2: What in Tarnation? Version 2 (no changes, but I fixed up the formatting errors)
"Ugghh..Ok..Kei..ta...ro,..I..give..up" panted Talon
"Yeah, I..give...up..too," says an exhausted Keitaro. "Let's just agree that it was both my fault and yours"
"Whatever," said a contented Talon whilst extinguishing his lightsaber. "Say, Keitaro."
"Hai"?
"Is the hot spring a part of your normal escape route?"
"Not really, I just..run...randomly"
"Ok. Say Keitaro, I'm guessing that from that last comment of yours that you don't put much thought into your escape routes."
"Not..really. Like..I said..I just...run randomly."
"Ok. Say Keitaro, got your breath back yet?"
"No..Not really."
"YOU PERVERTS!!!!" yelled Naru, cracking her knuckles whilst getting out of the hot spring.
"Too bad, bye!" Talon said rather Rimmer-ishly (#1), transforming into a weretiger leaving all his Jedi powers behind him, along with a doomed Keitaro.
"Uh oh, spaggettios" shrieked a rather mortified Keitaro before making an attempt to escape. Being his usual clumsy self however he slipped on the water..
PPPPOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
"Wow Naru! That has to be a new record!!!" complimented Motoko.
"Nah, I've done better. Remember when we went on Celebrity Deathmatch?"
"Ara, that was fun!" said Mutsumi.
"I heard you copped a steel chair to the head, you call that fun?" asked Kitsune
"Yeah, I agree. Your uncouth tactics Mutsumi, using a t-t-turtle, and that Tittie twister of Doom © move of yours was a pain in the as- woah!!!" Motoko said whilst being pulled under water, leaving only a few bubbles behind.
A few seconds later, Kanako Urashima's head popped up from where Motoko was. "Motoko and I have some.err.special underwater-training to do. Yeah, that's it!." she said, promptly putting on a snorkel and diving back underwater.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhh.....t. That was, weird." commented Naru
"I think we should get out of this hot spring before the water becomes more dirty than it already is." said a rather disgusted Kitsune.
"Ara," said Mutsumi as she was drying off. "Kanako said that she could go for 10 hours straight and not break out in a sweat."
"You, w-w-what?" Naru said, shocked.
"Hai, I was amazed. I could never run that far."
Kitsune and Naru fell over, knocked down by the stupidity of Mutsumi's comment and/or the authours writing.
"Hello, I'm Kentaro Sakata. Honestly the authour isn't doing a very good job of writing original material. Everything in this chapter so far has been based on someone else's work. Also, did you honestly believe that someone would come falling and crash into the hot springs full of pretty girls? I mean, come on. Get real you guys..Ooh that feels good!!" Kentaro said, blushing bright red.
"Umm, I'll be going now." Kentaro finished, donning some SCUBA gear then disappearing underwater.
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"Noooo! Suu! Arrggghh!!!" pleaded Murto, whose powers were neutralised by Suu's latest invention.
"Comeon!!! It'll be fun ^v^ !" Suu said as she danced around. She then pressed a big red button on her remote control. "GO!"
"Arrgghh!!! Hey!! I'M MOVING! Suu, I'm not a giant remote control car!"
"You're my first victim of my latest invention! My Mecha-tama mind control helmet!" Suu said pointing to the turtle shaped helmet on Murto's head.
"No, not the 3rd story window, NOOOOoooooo..!!!!!"
With this, Suu smiled evillishly whilst pressing the "forward" button on her remote control. Murto then walked off the 3rd story window ledge and fell....
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"yyyyyyaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" yelled the hapless Aussie Otaku as he proceeded to fall on top of Mutsumi, Naru and Kitsune, the latter two being already on the ground.
"Keeeeeeeiiiiiiiitaaaaaaarrrrrrrooooooooo!!!!" Naru angrily said, eyebrow twitching.
"Wait, it's Murto!. The new bloke; just moved in today. That's right, they speak Japanese." Murto reached for his Eng-Jap dictionary. "Noo! Can't move!"
"HENTAI!!!!" Naru yelled as she wound up one of her famous celestial punches. Murto winced.
Then, Suu found out about one of his authour-space powers..#2
Everything went to slow motion, Murto proceeded to dodge Naru's punch as if she was an old lady laden down with glue.
"Shit" Murto thought to himself. "Suu has figured out how to control my Bullet-Time . Good thing it's only one of my powers. My other powers will be more difficult to figure out.."
Then, everything returned to normal time..
"Nani?" questioned Naru " What the hell happened"
"Ara?" said Mutsumi
"Watch out Naru!" said Silver, who was just walking in on the scene. "Bullet Time appears to be one of his authour-space powers!"
"Oh!" Naru answered quite abruptly.
"and.SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!!" screeched Silver, brandishing a Zarking Photon pistol.
"What the Zarking Photon is that?" said Murto, not moving because Suu is too intently watching the scenario unfold from the 3rd story window.
"IT'S A FUCKING ZARKING PHOTON PISTOL, NOW GET ON THE GROUND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF YA!" screamed Silver.
"I love you honey bunny!" said Seta, appearing from nowhere.
"I love you too, pumpkin" said Silver, kissing Seta hungrily.
"Come on, this is a blatant rip-off and a half of a certain movie we all know. I mean, get real you guys." said Kentaro, emerging from the hot spring.
Notes: #1 - This is a word I invented just now, meaning Rimmer- like.
Rimmer is a character from the UK show "Red Dwarf", who
is a coward. WATCH RED DWARF!!!
#2 - Yes, so Bullet-Time is one of my powers. Boo frickety hoo.
Other Notes: There was a lot of material in this chapter that is based on stuff that isn't mine. Examples are Pulp Fiction, Austin Powers (Riiiiiiiggggt. . . t) and the work of other authors. L8er!
Sooo, a whole 2 hours after completing the 1st chapter, Murto has exceeded himself as far as Fan Fiction goes. Whats the go between Seta and "Honey Bunny"? What does Kentaro have to do with Motoko and Kanako's submarinal relationship? What the fuck IS a Zarking Photon Pistol? What does Suu plan to do with her Mecha-Tama Mind Control Machine? Find out in Murto's 3rd and probably more fucked up chapter of "It can only get worse.."
This is my first FanFic. Please review what I've done so far, I'll read every one of them and take your suggestions into consideration. I don't mind doing requests, it makes up for when I've run out of ideas. You can email @ the address at the top of the page. If you've read up to here, then please add me to your "Favourite Authours" List. Please check out my profile too, I check out everyone elses.
Authour: Murto (I hate 2 kinds of people in this world; people who are intolerant of other cultures, and the dutch)
Authour's Notes: My first fanfic, I dunno if you'll find my sense of humour funny, but well here goes. This fanfic of mine is just gonna be another fucked up and hopefully hilarious Love Hina one.
Enjoy, please email any criticism to "thatsthesoundofinevitability@yahoo.com.au".
When is someone gonna start doing some Full Metal Panic or some Psychic Academy FanFiction?
Disclaimer:I don't own Love Hina, fortunately for you lot.
Otherwise it would have gotten very fucked up, VERY quickly. :)
Oh well, what can you say. I am an Arts student afterall. Nor
have I bought the rights to any other authours or their jokes.
Comeon! This is Authour Space!, in cyberspace!.
Who cares, as long as we get a laugh!!! =^v^=
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE Chapter 2: What in Tarnation? Version 2 (no changes, but I fixed up the formatting errors)
"Ugghh..Ok..Kei..ta...ro,..I..give..up" panted Talon
"Yeah, I..give...up..too," says an exhausted Keitaro. "Let's just agree that it was both my fault and yours"
"Whatever," said a contented Talon whilst extinguishing his lightsaber. "Say, Keitaro."
"Hai"?
"Is the hot spring a part of your normal escape route?"
"Not really, I just..run...randomly"
"Ok. Say Keitaro, I'm guessing that from that last comment of yours that you don't put much thought into your escape routes."
"Not..really. Like..I said..I just...run randomly."
"Ok. Say Keitaro, got your breath back yet?"
"No..Not really."
"YOU PERVERTS!!!!" yelled Naru, cracking her knuckles whilst getting out of the hot spring.
"Too bad, bye!" Talon said rather Rimmer-ishly (#1), transforming into a weretiger leaving all his Jedi powers behind him, along with a doomed Keitaro.
"Uh oh, spaggettios" shrieked a rather mortified Keitaro before making an attempt to escape. Being his usual clumsy self however he slipped on the water..
PPPPOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
"Wow Naru! That has to be a new record!!!" complimented Motoko.
"Nah, I've done better. Remember when we went on Celebrity Deathmatch?"
"Ara, that was fun!" said Mutsumi.
"I heard you copped a steel chair to the head, you call that fun?" asked Kitsune
"Yeah, I agree. Your uncouth tactics Mutsumi, using a t-t-turtle, and that Tittie twister of Doom © move of yours was a pain in the as- woah!!!" Motoko said whilst being pulled under water, leaving only a few bubbles behind.
A few seconds later, Kanako Urashima's head popped up from where Motoko was. "Motoko and I have some.err.special underwater-training to do. Yeah, that's it!." she said, promptly putting on a snorkel and diving back underwater.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhh.....t. That was, weird." commented Naru
"I think we should get out of this hot spring before the water becomes more dirty than it already is." said a rather disgusted Kitsune.
"Ara," said Mutsumi as she was drying off. "Kanako said that she could go for 10 hours straight and not break out in a sweat."
"You, w-w-what?" Naru said, shocked.
"Hai, I was amazed. I could never run that far."
Kitsune and Naru fell over, knocked down by the stupidity of Mutsumi's comment and/or the authours writing.
"Hello, I'm Kentaro Sakata. Honestly the authour isn't doing a very good job of writing original material. Everything in this chapter so far has been based on someone else's work. Also, did you honestly believe that someone would come falling and crash into the hot springs full of pretty girls? I mean, come on. Get real you guys..Ooh that feels good!!" Kentaro said, blushing bright red.
"Umm, I'll be going now." Kentaro finished, donning some SCUBA gear then disappearing underwater.
--------------------------------------------------------------
"Noooo! Suu! Arrggghh!!!" pleaded Murto, whose powers were neutralised by Suu's latest invention.
"Comeon!!! It'll be fun ^v^ !" Suu said as she danced around. She then pressed a big red button on her remote control. "GO!"
"Arrgghh!!! Hey!! I'M MOVING! Suu, I'm not a giant remote control car!"
"You're my first victim of my latest invention! My Mecha-tama mind control helmet!" Suu said pointing to the turtle shaped helmet on Murto's head.
"No, not the 3rd story window, NOOOOoooooo..!!!!!"
With this, Suu smiled evillishly whilst pressing the "forward" button on her remote control. Murto then walked off the 3rd story window ledge and fell....
-------------------------------------------------------------
"yyyyyyaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" yelled the hapless Aussie Otaku as he proceeded to fall on top of Mutsumi, Naru and Kitsune, the latter two being already on the ground.
"Keeeeeeeiiiiiiiitaaaaaaarrrrrrrooooooooo!!!!" Naru angrily said, eyebrow twitching.
"Wait, it's Murto!. The new bloke; just moved in today. That's right, they speak Japanese." Murto reached for his Eng-Jap dictionary. "Noo! Can't move!"
"HENTAI!!!!" Naru yelled as she wound up one of her famous celestial punches. Murto winced.
Then, Suu found out about one of his authour-space powers..#2
Everything went to slow motion, Murto proceeded to dodge Naru's punch as if she was an old lady laden down with glue.
"Shit" Murto thought to himself. "Suu has figured out how to control my Bullet-Time . Good thing it's only one of my powers. My other powers will be more difficult to figure out.."
Then, everything returned to normal time..
"Nani?" questioned Naru " What the hell happened"
"Ara?" said Mutsumi
"Watch out Naru!" said Silver, who was just walking in on the scene. "Bullet Time appears to be one of his authour-space powers!"
"Oh!" Naru answered quite abruptly.
"and.SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!!" screeched Silver, brandishing a Zarking Photon pistol.
"What the Zarking Photon is that?" said Murto, not moving because Suu is too intently watching the scenario unfold from the 3rd story window.
"IT'S A FUCKING ZARKING PHOTON PISTOL, NOW GET ON THE GROUND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF YA!" screamed Silver.
"I love you honey bunny!" said Seta, appearing from nowhere.
"I love you too, pumpkin" said Silver, kissing Seta hungrily.
"Come on, this is a blatant rip-off and a half of a certain movie we all know. I mean, get real you guys." said Kentaro, emerging from the hot spring.
Notes: #1 - This is a word I invented just now, meaning Rimmer- like.
Rimmer is a character from the UK show "Red Dwarf", who
is a coward. WATCH RED DWARF!!!
#2 - Yes, so Bullet-Time is one of my powers. Boo frickety hoo.
Other Notes: There was a lot of material in this chapter that is based on stuff that isn't mine. Examples are Pulp Fiction, Austin Powers (Riiiiiiiggggt. . . t) and the work of other authors. L8er!
Sooo, a whole 2 hours after completing the 1st chapter, Murto has exceeded himself as far as Fan Fiction goes. Whats the go between Seta and "Honey Bunny"? What does Kentaro have to do with Motoko and Kanako's submarinal relationship? What the fuck IS a Zarking Photon Pistol? What does Suu plan to do with her Mecha-Tama Mind Control Machine? Find out in Murto's 3rd and probably more fucked up chapter of "It can only get worse.."
This is my first FanFic. Please review what I've done so far, I'll read every one of them and take your suggestions into consideration. I don't mind doing requests, it makes up for when I've run out of ideas. You can email @ the address at the top of the page. If you've read up to here, then please add me to your "Favourite Authours" List. Please check out my profile too, I check out everyone elses.