It Could Only Get Worse........
Author: Murto ( Q: When is a door, not a door? A: When it's open. Damn! Can we erase that bit?)
*Editor shakes head*
Murto: You bastard!
[Hang on, that bastard editor is me!!]
*Steals Talon's Positron Rifle*
Murto: That's It! I've had it with this world!!
Author's Notes: This is my first FanFic ever blah blah blah.... you know the drill. I don't own anything from here on in except my fucked-upedness. (Yes that IS a word. I invented it, along with FuckTarded (Fuck and Retarded). Rootooted isn't however (Rooted and Retarded), a friend of mine invented that one. Ahh, the words us muso's invent whilst doing shouts at the Uni Club........
Hopefully the formatting errors were fixed up in this chapter. The last 2 chapters were rather difficult to read. Thanks to Talon, Viva239 and British Dragon (to name a few) for the reviews. I also apologise for the mis-spelling of the word "Author" in the previous chapters, but I don't for "Mum", "Colour" "Favourite" "Tyre" and "Apologise". Isn't Australian- English Grouse? *1*
*sigh* Myuu, Myuu, Myuu......
This ISN'T a Tama-chan reference, it's a reference to Myuu from Psychic Academy. She is, in my opinion at least, the single most desirable Anime chick to ever grace our screens......
Anyway, let us soldier on!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\ It Could Only Get Worse Chapter 3: Murto faces his demons........
"SHUT UP!!!!" was the sound that we all heard as we watched Naru send Kentaro flying clear over the abandoned annex.
"DAMMIT WOMAN!! You've gone and knocked the shit out of our sex toy!!!" whinged a disgruntled Motoko and Kanako in unison.
"Who the hell cares, he's a minor character anyway....." retaliated our red- headed trebuchet. " AND WHO'S THE RED-HEADED TREBUCHET??? YOU STUPID AUTHOR!!!!!"
Sorry, I mean our hot-tempered, though pretty-damn-sexy-for-an-Anime-chick- if-you-ask-me.......
"HEEEEENNNNNNNTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she bitched as she proceeded to leap out of the page and smack him a good one around the head. (STOP THINKING DIRTY!!!, tch I dunno. I'm tryin to write decent sounding stuff and sentences like that last one ruin it all!!)
"Naru no baka!!! Now look what you've done, you've gone and knocked what little sanity he had left right out of his head!!!" complained Murto-san, who was still unable to move because of Suu's Mecha-Tama Mind Control Helmet.
"You're the baka!!! Your the author himself!! Though personified in Author- space....."
"Baka baka. I'm surrounded by fools. " said Ruri with no expression on her face as she popped out of nowhere....*2*
"Who was that? Anyway, now that you've sent Kentaro flying we've lost our sex toy!" whinged Kanako yet again....
"I don't care, not my problem...." said Naru
"Yes it is, because unless you get us some AA batteries for our replacement I'll use one of my most powerful techniques...." Motoko blackmailed, as she began to draw her Katana.
"Yoink!!!" exclaimed Murto as he used the opportunity to steal the Katana before Motoko had it at the ready.
"What the.....?" was the collective response as Murto ran to a safe distance and started jumping around and dancing in celebration. Up in the 3rd story window, Kitsune and Suu could be seen cheering and high-fiving each other.
"Suu? Kitsune? What the hell?" Motoko asked, still disbelieving that Murto managed to nick her Katana.
"It's Kaolla's latest invention, the Mind Control thingee whatsit. Now I have Motoko's sword!! cheered Kitsune. "And it'll probably fetch quite a price on the black market too!"
"Bye for now!" said Kaolla as the pair made a break for it. They were at the advantage because they were already on the 3rd floor. Sara ran in, took the sword from Murto's prone fingers then buggered off as well.
"The conspiring little-" said Silver, who still happened to be standing at the doorway. Still holding her Zarking Photon pistol.
"Ooh, I'll take that too!" Sara said, smiling devilishly whilst taking the aforementioned pistol out of Silver's still utterly shocked hands.
"Hey, you bitch! Come back here!! I'll tear you a new colon!!!!
Then, out of the blue, Shinobu walked in singing "He was a Sk8er boi, she said see you l8er boi. He wasn't good enough for her........"
"Uggghhhh. " grunted Murto, writhing in pain. Sara, Silver, the Pistol and the Katana long gone by now, leaving only Murto,Shinobu, Motoko and Naru.
"What's wrong with him?" Naru thought to herself. Judging by the expression on Motoko's face, the kendo girl was thinking the same thing.
"W-What's wrong M-Murto-sempai?" asked Shinobu
"That___evil___top_40_____music!!!!" he said, growing more mentally unstable with every minute that passes. "It___BURNS___!!!"
He clutched his head in pain, doing what would seem to be a fucked up and more painful version of the "Rainman" thing. *3*
Talon then burst in, still in his weretiger persona, saying "Run you fools.....!".
"IT BEGINNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" roared a utterly mortified and thoughourly in pain Murto as a disconcerting orange glow started to eminate from his enraged torso.
Just as Talon and the girls were going through the changing rooms, Murto started yelling something chronic. Then, as they were running up the stairs to the 2nd story, a fine black line appeared in the air in front of them. Out of it emerged an arm, which was pulling Murto through what now appeared to be a temporal rift. Suu's Mecha-Tama Mind Control Helmet was broken, phssszzzting bits of electricity as it could no longer control Murto in his unusual state.....
"Heeeerrrreeeee''''s Johnny!!!!" said the Author in question. His eyes glowing deep orange as he pulls himself through Hammer Space....
"Now THAT is fucked up, I should find out how he does that..." Talon remarked, pulling a notepad out of his own Hammer Space and jotting things down.
"Not now!!" yelled Naru at Talon, as Murto was pulling his right leg through. His foot got caught however, causing him to lose his balance and tumble away from the trio, down the hallway.
"Hang on, I've got my backup sword. I'll vanquish this demon..." said an enraged Motoko as she unsheathed her backup. "Yaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!".
It was at that moment that Silver and Sara appeared on the other side of the hallway, obviously still in mid-chase. They stopped however, after seeing Murto get to his feet and turn towards them. It was at this time that a fly chose to buzz into Silver's mouth as she began to speak.
"Umm, *cough* *gag* *splutter*. cough. cHELLO!" said Silver, trying to say "Hello" whilst doing what sounded like coughing up a furball. *4*
Murto returned to normal. "Hey guys, what's up?" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\BAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\ was what was heard as Motoko, who was in the middle of her "Special Technique: Demon Vanquishing Sword" smacked Murto with a blast of Ki from her sword.
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"What I wanna know is how the hell you managed to pull yourself through your own Hammer Space. " stated Talon as he was holding his tape recorder and microphone, eagerly awaiting Murto's response.
"Mmph mmph mmph mmph!!" muffled Murto from underneath his bandages, which covered 90% of his body. After copping the full brunt of Motoko's attack, Murto was now bed ridden. Unable to speak, with his limbs on slings hanging from the ceiling etc.....
"Screw that, I wanna know what caused and brought him out of that trance." said Silver, knocking Talon out of the way. "Didn't you ever hear of 'Ladies first'?".
"Ladies first? I wouldn't call li'l miss 'Save the day by regurgitating' a lady" yelled Talon, becoming increasingly more and more angry.
"Eat my Zarking Photon pistol, Mr Tiger-man!!" replied Silver, reaching for the pistol that is no longer kept in her holster.
"Heh heh heh!! Who's the dummy now!!*5 You got you pistol stolen and I didn't....nya nya nya" boasted Talon as he danced childishly around the room.
"Mmph mmph mmph......" moaned Murto, as he sweatdropped big-time......
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Notes: *1 - "Grouse" is Australian slang for Good or Awesome.
Similar to "Bonza". Sometimes comes with a thumbs up. Eg.
Geez it's Grouse at Hardware House!
*2 - This is a Martian Successor: Nadesico reference.
*3 - You know, the "Rainman" thing where that crazy guy starts
smacking himself in the head, yelling. Aah, aah, aah, aah.
Simpsons fans will also know what I'm on about........
*4 - The solution to another of Murto's fucked up author-
powers. cHello is taken from a song by "The Cat Empire", an
Aussie band out of Melbourne. Whenever Murto hears crappy music
he undergoes a transformation as seen above, making him
psychotic and deranged. In this state he is able to pull
himself out of Hammer Space, but his other powers are useless.
He can only be returned to normal by hearing music by the
aforementioned band or the "Hilltop Hoods", an Aussie Hip-hop
outfit. And yes, cHello is meant to sound like someone dry-
retching!
*5 - This is a line from the movie "Major Payne"
Sooo, you tell me. There are no frayed bits anymore, but at least that chapter had a plot!!! Probably not as funny as my 2nd Chapter (honestly, that rocked), but I'm slowly getting the hang of Fan Fiction. Will Tama, Haitani, Shirai and Haruka actually make an appearance? Coming soon (after Christmas at least), Chapter 4!!! More fun, more fucked-upedness!!! More Insanity!!!
Myuu: Murto!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! DONT DO IT!!!
Myuu ran frantically to stop Murto from killing himself with the Positron Rifle.
Myuu: I LOVE YOU MURTO!!!!
Murto: *turning around, cooking sausages with the nuclear gun* Sorry Myuu? What's that you said?
PLEASE REVIEW MY WORK!!!! YOUR INPUT MAKES IT BETTER!! SEND ME YOUR IDEAS TOO!
Author: Murto ( Q: When is a door, not a door? A: When it's open. Damn! Can we erase that bit?)
*Editor shakes head*
Murto: You bastard!
[Hang on, that bastard editor is me!!]
*Steals Talon's Positron Rifle*
Murto: That's It! I've had it with this world!!
Author's Notes: This is my first FanFic ever blah blah blah.... you know the drill. I don't own anything from here on in except my fucked-upedness. (Yes that IS a word. I invented it, along with FuckTarded (Fuck and Retarded). Rootooted isn't however (Rooted and Retarded), a friend of mine invented that one. Ahh, the words us muso's invent whilst doing shouts at the Uni Club........
Hopefully the formatting errors were fixed up in this chapter. The last 2 chapters were rather difficult to read. Thanks to Talon, Viva239 and British Dragon (to name a few) for the reviews. I also apologise for the mis-spelling of the word "Author" in the previous chapters, but I don't for "Mum", "Colour" "Favourite" "Tyre" and "Apologise". Isn't Australian- English Grouse? *1*
*sigh* Myuu, Myuu, Myuu......
This ISN'T a Tama-chan reference, it's a reference to Myuu from Psychic Academy. She is, in my opinion at least, the single most desirable Anime chick to ever grace our screens......
Anyway, let us soldier on!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\ It Could Only Get Worse Chapter 3: Murto faces his demons........
"SHUT UP!!!!" was the sound that we all heard as we watched Naru send Kentaro flying clear over the abandoned annex.
"DAMMIT WOMAN!! You've gone and knocked the shit out of our sex toy!!!" whinged a disgruntled Motoko and Kanako in unison.
"Who the hell cares, he's a minor character anyway....." retaliated our red- headed trebuchet. " AND WHO'S THE RED-HEADED TREBUCHET??? YOU STUPID AUTHOR!!!!!"
Sorry, I mean our hot-tempered, though pretty-damn-sexy-for-an-Anime-chick- if-you-ask-me.......
"HEEEEENNNNNNNTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she bitched as she proceeded to leap out of the page and smack him a good one around the head. (STOP THINKING DIRTY!!!, tch I dunno. I'm tryin to write decent sounding stuff and sentences like that last one ruin it all!!)
"Naru no baka!!! Now look what you've done, you've gone and knocked what little sanity he had left right out of his head!!!" complained Murto-san, who was still unable to move because of Suu's Mecha-Tama Mind Control Helmet.
"You're the baka!!! Your the author himself!! Though personified in Author- space....."
"Baka baka. I'm surrounded by fools. " said Ruri with no expression on her face as she popped out of nowhere....*2*
"Who was that? Anyway, now that you've sent Kentaro flying we've lost our sex toy!" whinged Kanako yet again....
"I don't care, not my problem...." said Naru
"Yes it is, because unless you get us some AA batteries for our replacement I'll use one of my most powerful techniques...." Motoko blackmailed, as she began to draw her Katana.
"Yoink!!!" exclaimed Murto as he used the opportunity to steal the Katana before Motoko had it at the ready.
"What the.....?" was the collective response as Murto ran to a safe distance and started jumping around and dancing in celebration. Up in the 3rd story window, Kitsune and Suu could be seen cheering and high-fiving each other.
"Suu? Kitsune? What the hell?" Motoko asked, still disbelieving that Murto managed to nick her Katana.
"It's Kaolla's latest invention, the Mind Control thingee whatsit. Now I have Motoko's sword!! cheered Kitsune. "And it'll probably fetch quite a price on the black market too!"
"Bye for now!" said Kaolla as the pair made a break for it. They were at the advantage because they were already on the 3rd floor. Sara ran in, took the sword from Murto's prone fingers then buggered off as well.
"The conspiring little-" said Silver, who still happened to be standing at the doorway. Still holding her Zarking Photon pistol.
"Ooh, I'll take that too!" Sara said, smiling devilishly whilst taking the aforementioned pistol out of Silver's still utterly shocked hands.
"Hey, you bitch! Come back here!! I'll tear you a new colon!!!!
Then, out of the blue, Shinobu walked in singing "He was a Sk8er boi, she said see you l8er boi. He wasn't good enough for her........"
"Uggghhhh. " grunted Murto, writhing in pain. Sara, Silver, the Pistol and the Katana long gone by now, leaving only Murto,Shinobu, Motoko and Naru.
"What's wrong with him?" Naru thought to herself. Judging by the expression on Motoko's face, the kendo girl was thinking the same thing.
"W-What's wrong M-Murto-sempai?" asked Shinobu
"That___evil___top_40_____music!!!!" he said, growing more mentally unstable with every minute that passes. "It___BURNS___!!!"
He clutched his head in pain, doing what would seem to be a fucked up and more painful version of the "Rainman" thing. *3*
Talon then burst in, still in his weretiger persona, saying "Run you fools.....!".
"IT BEGINNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" roared a utterly mortified and thoughourly in pain Murto as a disconcerting orange glow started to eminate from his enraged torso.
Just as Talon and the girls were going through the changing rooms, Murto started yelling something chronic. Then, as they were running up the stairs to the 2nd story, a fine black line appeared in the air in front of them. Out of it emerged an arm, which was pulling Murto through what now appeared to be a temporal rift. Suu's Mecha-Tama Mind Control Helmet was broken, phssszzzting bits of electricity as it could no longer control Murto in his unusual state.....
"Heeeerrrreeeee''''s Johnny!!!!" said the Author in question. His eyes glowing deep orange as he pulls himself through Hammer Space....
"Now THAT is fucked up, I should find out how he does that..." Talon remarked, pulling a notepad out of his own Hammer Space and jotting things down.
"Not now!!" yelled Naru at Talon, as Murto was pulling his right leg through. His foot got caught however, causing him to lose his balance and tumble away from the trio, down the hallway.
"Hang on, I've got my backup sword. I'll vanquish this demon..." said an enraged Motoko as she unsheathed her backup. "Yaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!".
It was at that moment that Silver and Sara appeared on the other side of the hallway, obviously still in mid-chase. They stopped however, after seeing Murto get to his feet and turn towards them. It was at this time that a fly chose to buzz into Silver's mouth as she began to speak.
"Umm, *cough* *gag* *splutter*. cough. cHELLO!" said Silver, trying to say "Hello" whilst doing what sounded like coughing up a furball. *4*
Murto returned to normal. "Hey guys, what's up?" /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\BAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\ was what was heard as Motoko, who was in the middle of her "Special Technique: Demon Vanquishing Sword" smacked Murto with a blast of Ki from her sword.
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"What I wanna know is how the hell you managed to pull yourself through your own Hammer Space. " stated Talon as he was holding his tape recorder and microphone, eagerly awaiting Murto's response.
"Mmph mmph mmph mmph!!" muffled Murto from underneath his bandages, which covered 90% of his body. After copping the full brunt of Motoko's attack, Murto was now bed ridden. Unable to speak, with his limbs on slings hanging from the ceiling etc.....
"Screw that, I wanna know what caused and brought him out of that trance." said Silver, knocking Talon out of the way. "Didn't you ever hear of 'Ladies first'?".
"Ladies first? I wouldn't call li'l miss 'Save the day by regurgitating' a lady" yelled Talon, becoming increasingly more and more angry.
"Eat my Zarking Photon pistol, Mr Tiger-man!!" replied Silver, reaching for the pistol that is no longer kept in her holster.
"Heh heh heh!! Who's the dummy now!!*5 You got you pistol stolen and I didn't....nya nya nya" boasted Talon as he danced childishly around the room.
"Mmph mmph mmph......" moaned Murto, as he sweatdropped big-time......
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Notes: *1 - "Grouse" is Australian slang for Good or Awesome.
Similar to "Bonza". Sometimes comes with a thumbs up. Eg.
Geez it's Grouse at Hardware House!
*2 - This is a Martian Successor: Nadesico reference.
*3 - You know, the "Rainman" thing where that crazy guy starts
smacking himself in the head, yelling. Aah, aah, aah, aah.
Simpsons fans will also know what I'm on about........
*4 - The solution to another of Murto's fucked up author-
powers. cHello is taken from a song by "The Cat Empire", an
Aussie band out of Melbourne. Whenever Murto hears crappy music
he undergoes a transformation as seen above, making him
psychotic and deranged. In this state he is able to pull
himself out of Hammer Space, but his other powers are useless.
He can only be returned to normal by hearing music by the
aforementioned band or the "Hilltop Hoods", an Aussie Hip-hop
outfit. And yes, cHello is meant to sound like someone dry-
retching!
*5 - This is a line from the movie "Major Payne"
Sooo, you tell me. There are no frayed bits anymore, but at least that chapter had a plot!!! Probably not as funny as my 2nd Chapter (honestly, that rocked), but I'm slowly getting the hang of Fan Fiction. Will Tama, Haitani, Shirai and Haruka actually make an appearance? Coming soon (after Christmas at least), Chapter 4!!! More fun, more fucked-upedness!!! More Insanity!!!
Myuu: Murto!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! DONT DO IT!!!
Myuu ran frantically to stop Murto from killing himself with the Positron Rifle.
Myuu: I LOVE YOU MURTO!!!!
Murto: *turning around, cooking sausages with the nuclear gun* Sorry Myuu? What's that you said?
PLEASE REVIEW MY WORK!!!! YOUR INPUT MAKES IT BETTER!! SEND ME YOUR IDEAS TOO!