It could only get worse - Chapter 4
Author: Murto (When would the time machine be invented? If you think about it people would just buy one, go back in time and change things so that THEY invented it.)
Myuu: *hand on forehead* Murto Murto Murto. What is your obsession with time machines?
Murto: What obsession?
Myuu: Hmm, let me see. What about the time machine on a network card?
Murto: You gotta admit that WOULD be cool. You'd receive the packets before they're even sent..
Myuu: * Hands Murto a beer * Here, take this and shut up.
Murto: What about my Nuclear Sub-woofer?
Myuu: Go get a fucking life
Author's Notes: Blah de blah blah blah. If I owned Love Hina you would be VERY scared, Mwahahahahahaaaaa. Chapter 4 is here and hopefully it should please. Please send reviews, because if people want me to continue this thingee I'm quite happy to. If you want me to stop, you can go fuck yourselves. I'll keep this going until I'M happy with it, or get bored. I'll also try to keep updates as regular as once a week, sometimes 2 or 3 a week if I'm bored or maybe only once a fortnight if things get busy (like one of my jobs).
I've also updated Chapters 1 and 2, fixing up the mis-spelling of "Author" as well as adjusting the formatting problems. Sorry about before, I just didn't press "Enter" enough.
Myuu: Get on with it!
The FanFiction-loving public: YES!! GET ON WITH IT!!!
Murto: Alright already...
Murto: * About to start * BANZAI!!!!!
Murto's Computer: "Windows has detected that you need to get on with it"
Murto: Shut up!
Murto's Computer: "Windows cannot find the file or folder named 'Windows', please go fuck yourself and try again"
Murto: I'll show you!!!
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It Could Only Get Worse
Chapter 4: Fly-Buy Points
"What!! You actually eat this crap???" Kitsune said, raising her voice whilst in the classic Anime 'Shock' pose.
"Yeah. Most Aussies love the stuff." Murto said, spreading his anonymus black paste on his toast.
"But the colour is all wrong, plus with a name like 'Wedgemite' something's gotta be suss. Then there's the taste", Kitsune moaned, rinsing her mouth with a jumbo-size container of mouthwash.
"Don't make such a fuss, they're just accustomed to it," Shinobu said in Murto's defence. "They were brought up on it, besides it goes well in stews."
"W-W-WHAT!!" Kitsune yelled. "You mean to say that you've been putting that stuff into our stew???"
"Yeah, I got Shinobu to try it. It really adds to the flavour," Murto said as Naru walked into the kitchen. Murto almost choked to death on his remaining piece of toast as he told Kitsune and Shinobu to be quiet.
"Ohayo, Naru-senpai" Shinobu chirped.
"Ohayo," Naru grumbled. "That perverted idiot Keitaro walked into the hot springs again this morning. Allegedly he was going to clean the place, but I showed him."
Naru cracked her knuckles, then marched over to the 'fridge and started drinking the milk from it's bottle.
"Hey, cut the guy some slack." Murto said whilst hiding the jar of 'Wedgemite'. "Here, try this."
Naru just stared blankly, trying to figure out what the blacky-brown colour that filled the dessertspoon was. Murto and Kitsune were leaning in awaiting Naru's reaction whilst Shinobu looked away, afraid of what might happen.
Naru swallowed the Wedgemite. Her face crumpled like a tetrajuice container being sucked dry, then she turned blue. Murto was sniggering, Kitsune was laughing out loud, slapping her knee.
Then Naru turned red. "YOU IDIOT!!!!!!"
'Shit,' Murto thought. ' Maybe I should not have given her so much'.
Blind with rage, Naru grabbed the milk bottle and smashed it on the bench. Murto bolted quicker than a speeding bullet up the back end of a bat out of hell with Naru was swinging the remanents of the bottle at him, hot on his heels.
"Baka" said Ruri-ruri, popping out of nowhere.
"Who IS that girl?" Kitsune said scratching her head.
"yyyyyyayaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" yelled Murto as he crash landed in the main street of Hina City.
"Ooh, it's the foreigner" said Suu, poking Murto with a stick.
"Ara, so it is" replied Mutsume.
Mutsume, Talon and Suu picked Murto up off the footpath, their arms loaded with shopping bags full of lollies, caffinated-drinks and grog.
"Owch!" Murto yelped. "I'm gonna need some of your beer after that fall. I wish Naru would give out Fly-Buy points, at least I'll be getting something out of her punches".
"Were having a house-warming party of sorts tonight," Talon said. "So, what did you do to get punched this far?"
"It's a long story, but the party tonight sounds good!"
"Yes, Kitsune is wanting to have a drinking competition. All of us are gonna compete."
"And my Mecha-Tama Super Blackmail Video Camera will give us all the footage we'll need" Suu pronounced rather energetically, as she danced in circles around the group. Murto sweatdropped.
"Ara, do you like watermelons Murto-kun?" Mutsume asked.
"Yes, they're great! Are they firm?
"What do you think?" Talon said.
Kentaro popped out of nowhere. "Aww comeon, get real you guys. Honestly the Author is having trouble thinking of gags now isn't he?"
"SHUT UP," boomed the Author in question, striking fear into all of the characters. "I have a headache!! Feel the wrath of my CTRL + Z combo!!"
The Author pressed Ctrl + Z.
"Ara, do you like watermelons Murto-kun?" Mutsume asked.
"Yes, they're great! Are they firm?
"What do you think?" Talon said.
"Depends on a lot of things, you got any Vodka to put in the watermelons?" Murto said, eyes lighting up.
"I think we do, in here somewhere..." Talon said, rummaging through his bags.
Kentaro walked past and said nothing, then sighing as they all walked out of sight.
Later that morning, Murto was writing a letter home, with "The Avalanches" mixing up some Aussie-sounding beats on his stereo.
Dear Mum, Dad, Trev, Dazza, Andy and Stevo.
Things are great here in Japan! The lifestyle's not too bad, though the prices are bloody steep. I think I might actually start to do some uni work soon; I'll just give myself a few more days to settle in. The Japanese though, geez they're funny characters. Some of the shiela's are good sorts though don't get me wrong. The Yanks are just as weird too. I had some fun with the Wedgemite, I meant to give them too much. I don't blame them for their faces turning blue, it's wicked stuff, but it was a laugh.
Everyone's having a house-warmin' party tonight in my honour. At least they've got vodka. If you want me to drink the vodka, please give no sign.
Ok then, * gulp *. Ahh.
Catcha Later, Murto
'Hmm,' Murto thought to himself as he put the letter in an envelope and put a 50c stamp on it. 'I wonder how everyone's doing at home. Maybe I should start doing my uni stuff again. Meh, I'll just do what I usually do. Play computer games, watch Anime, read Fan Fiction and drink booze. I might do an hour of study leading up to the exam though.'
"What, an hour?" Keitaro remarked, sticking his head in the door.
"Huh? Shit, was I talking to myself again?" Murto said.
"Yeah, but seriously you should study more than an hour a semester"
"Nah, I get through no problems. What are you up to?"
Keitaro looked around, as if he was gonna say something incriminating. "I was just checking out the condition of the Hinata-Sou. I've got a feeling that it's going to suffer some damage tonight."
"Mate, the only thing that is going to suffer damage tonight are our brain cells and perhaps the dignity of a few people." Murto said reassuringly.
"You think so?"
"Yes. Oh yes. MmhmhmhmwaHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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Notes: There are none really. I've decided that rather than writing notes at the end and having to put li'l number thingee's all through my work, just email me any questions about any terminology, easter eggs or other little things you don't understand.
thatsthesoundofinevitability@yahoo.com.au
* Sigh * The end of another chapter, I apologise if this one wasn't as funny or fucked up as the last few. Hmm, house-warming party 'ey? Grog, Caffinated-drinks and lots of sugary goodness are apparently gonna be everywhere. What'll become of the above-mentioned combo when it's mixed with the diverse group of people at the Hinata? Exactly who's dignity will be destroyed? Stick around, grab yourself a beer whilst you load the next fucked-up chapter. Chapter 5: The Sh-sh-saga beginsh.
Myuu's Computer (which for some reason looks a lot like Murto's): "Windows cannot find the file or folder named 'Windows', please go fuck yourself and try again"
Myuu: Murto-kun, what have you done to my computer?
Murto: Oh, nothing. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
Myuu: It's the old switcheroo isn't it?
Murto: Honestly Myuu, I didn't switch our computers around.
Myuu: * Glowing red with flames eminating from her * Remember Murto, my aura is Fire.
Murto: * Dodging fireballs whilst running down the hallway * Shit! Honestly Myuu I didn't.
Author: Murto (When would the time machine be invented? If you think about it people would just buy one, go back in time and change things so that THEY invented it.)
Myuu: *hand on forehead* Murto Murto Murto. What is your obsession with time machines?
Murto: What obsession?
Myuu: Hmm, let me see. What about the time machine on a network card?
Murto: You gotta admit that WOULD be cool. You'd receive the packets before they're even sent..
Myuu: * Hands Murto a beer * Here, take this and shut up.
Murto: What about my Nuclear Sub-woofer?
Myuu: Go get a fucking life
Author's Notes: Blah de blah blah blah. If I owned Love Hina you would be VERY scared, Mwahahahahahaaaaa. Chapter 4 is here and hopefully it should please. Please send reviews, because if people want me to continue this thingee I'm quite happy to. If you want me to stop, you can go fuck yourselves. I'll keep this going until I'M happy with it, or get bored. I'll also try to keep updates as regular as once a week, sometimes 2 or 3 a week if I'm bored or maybe only once a fortnight if things get busy (like one of my jobs).
I've also updated Chapters 1 and 2, fixing up the mis-spelling of "Author" as well as adjusting the formatting problems. Sorry about before, I just didn't press "Enter" enough.
Myuu: Get on with it!
The FanFiction-loving public: YES!! GET ON WITH IT!!!
Murto: Alright already...
Murto: * About to start * BANZAI!!!!!
Murto's Computer: "Windows has detected that you need to get on with it"
Murto: Shut up!
Murto's Computer: "Windows cannot find the file or folder named 'Windows', please go fuck yourself and try again"
Murto: I'll show you!!!
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It Could Only Get Worse
Chapter 4: Fly-Buy Points
"What!! You actually eat this crap???" Kitsune said, raising her voice whilst in the classic Anime 'Shock' pose.
"Yeah. Most Aussies love the stuff." Murto said, spreading his anonymus black paste on his toast.
"But the colour is all wrong, plus with a name like 'Wedgemite' something's gotta be suss. Then there's the taste", Kitsune moaned, rinsing her mouth with a jumbo-size container of mouthwash.
"Don't make such a fuss, they're just accustomed to it," Shinobu said in Murto's defence. "They were brought up on it, besides it goes well in stews."
"W-W-WHAT!!" Kitsune yelled. "You mean to say that you've been putting that stuff into our stew???"
"Yeah, I got Shinobu to try it. It really adds to the flavour," Murto said as Naru walked into the kitchen. Murto almost choked to death on his remaining piece of toast as he told Kitsune and Shinobu to be quiet.
"Ohayo, Naru-senpai" Shinobu chirped.
"Ohayo," Naru grumbled. "That perverted idiot Keitaro walked into the hot springs again this morning. Allegedly he was going to clean the place, but I showed him."
Naru cracked her knuckles, then marched over to the 'fridge and started drinking the milk from it's bottle.
"Hey, cut the guy some slack." Murto said whilst hiding the jar of 'Wedgemite'. "Here, try this."
Naru just stared blankly, trying to figure out what the blacky-brown colour that filled the dessertspoon was. Murto and Kitsune were leaning in awaiting Naru's reaction whilst Shinobu looked away, afraid of what might happen.
Naru swallowed the Wedgemite. Her face crumpled like a tetrajuice container being sucked dry, then she turned blue. Murto was sniggering, Kitsune was laughing out loud, slapping her knee.
Then Naru turned red. "YOU IDIOT!!!!!!"
'Shit,' Murto thought. ' Maybe I should not have given her so much'.
Blind with rage, Naru grabbed the milk bottle and smashed it on the bench. Murto bolted quicker than a speeding bullet up the back end of a bat out of hell with Naru was swinging the remanents of the bottle at him, hot on his heels.
"Baka" said Ruri-ruri, popping out of nowhere.
"Who IS that girl?" Kitsune said scratching her head.
"yyyyyyayaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" yelled Murto as he crash landed in the main street of Hina City.
"Ooh, it's the foreigner" said Suu, poking Murto with a stick.
"Ara, so it is" replied Mutsume.
Mutsume, Talon and Suu picked Murto up off the footpath, their arms loaded with shopping bags full of lollies, caffinated-drinks and grog.
"Owch!" Murto yelped. "I'm gonna need some of your beer after that fall. I wish Naru would give out Fly-Buy points, at least I'll be getting something out of her punches".
"Were having a house-warming party of sorts tonight," Talon said. "So, what did you do to get punched this far?"
"It's a long story, but the party tonight sounds good!"
"Yes, Kitsune is wanting to have a drinking competition. All of us are gonna compete."
"And my Mecha-Tama Super Blackmail Video Camera will give us all the footage we'll need" Suu pronounced rather energetically, as she danced in circles around the group. Murto sweatdropped.
"Ara, do you like watermelons Murto-kun?" Mutsume asked.
"Yes, they're great! Are they firm?
"What do you think?" Talon said.
Kentaro popped out of nowhere. "Aww comeon, get real you guys. Honestly the Author is having trouble thinking of gags now isn't he?"
"SHUT UP," boomed the Author in question, striking fear into all of the characters. "I have a headache!! Feel the wrath of my CTRL + Z combo!!"
The Author pressed Ctrl + Z.
"Ara, do you like watermelons Murto-kun?" Mutsume asked.
"Yes, they're great! Are they firm?
"What do you think?" Talon said.
"Depends on a lot of things, you got any Vodka to put in the watermelons?" Murto said, eyes lighting up.
"I think we do, in here somewhere..." Talon said, rummaging through his bags.
Kentaro walked past and said nothing, then sighing as they all walked out of sight.
Later that morning, Murto was writing a letter home, with "The Avalanches" mixing up some Aussie-sounding beats on his stereo.
Dear Mum, Dad, Trev, Dazza, Andy and Stevo.
Things are great here in Japan! The lifestyle's not too bad, though the prices are bloody steep. I think I might actually start to do some uni work soon; I'll just give myself a few more days to settle in. The Japanese though, geez they're funny characters. Some of the shiela's are good sorts though don't get me wrong. The Yanks are just as weird too. I had some fun with the Wedgemite, I meant to give them too much. I don't blame them for their faces turning blue, it's wicked stuff, but it was a laugh.
Everyone's having a house-warmin' party tonight in my honour. At least they've got vodka. If you want me to drink the vodka, please give no sign.
Ok then, * gulp *. Ahh.
Catcha Later, Murto
'Hmm,' Murto thought to himself as he put the letter in an envelope and put a 50c stamp on it. 'I wonder how everyone's doing at home. Maybe I should start doing my uni stuff again. Meh, I'll just do what I usually do. Play computer games, watch Anime, read Fan Fiction and drink booze. I might do an hour of study leading up to the exam though.'
"What, an hour?" Keitaro remarked, sticking his head in the door.
"Huh? Shit, was I talking to myself again?" Murto said.
"Yeah, but seriously you should study more than an hour a semester"
"Nah, I get through no problems. What are you up to?"
Keitaro looked around, as if he was gonna say something incriminating. "I was just checking out the condition of the Hinata-Sou. I've got a feeling that it's going to suffer some damage tonight."
"Mate, the only thing that is going to suffer damage tonight are our brain cells and perhaps the dignity of a few people." Murto said reassuringly.
"You think so?"
"Yes. Oh yes. MmhmhmhmwaHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\
Notes: There are none really. I've decided that rather than writing notes at the end and having to put li'l number thingee's all through my work, just email me any questions about any terminology, easter eggs or other little things you don't understand.
thatsthesoundofinevitability@yahoo.com.au
* Sigh * The end of another chapter, I apologise if this one wasn't as funny or fucked up as the last few. Hmm, house-warming party 'ey? Grog, Caffinated-drinks and lots of sugary goodness are apparently gonna be everywhere. What'll become of the above-mentioned combo when it's mixed with the diverse group of people at the Hinata? Exactly who's dignity will be destroyed? Stick around, grab yourself a beer whilst you load the next fucked-up chapter. Chapter 5: The Sh-sh-saga beginsh.
Myuu's Computer (which for some reason looks a lot like Murto's): "Windows cannot find the file or folder named 'Windows', please go fuck yourself and try again"
Myuu: Murto-kun, what have you done to my computer?
Murto: Oh, nothing. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
Myuu: It's the old switcheroo isn't it?
Murto: Honestly Myuu, I didn't switch our computers around.
Myuu: * Glowing red with flames eminating from her * Remember Murto, my aura is Fire.
Murto: * Dodging fireballs whilst running down the hallway * Shit! Honestly Myuu I didn't.