Holy crap! Why is this shit so popular? AAAHHHH!!! I've created a
monster!!!!(Which I don't really own, by the way. XD)
Insanity, Take 3
Q: dear gorilla cheese fry making noodle boy,
How oh HOW dost the noodly bean grant thy amazing cheese fart nugget? WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME, UNDERWEAR!?? STOP EATING MY SHORTS, VERMIN!
-one who LIKES tree bushes. and rocks. they taste good
(if asking a sane question gets an insane response, how about an insane question? mwahahaha)
A/N: Sorry, but do not try to explain logic to an insane stick figure.
A: WHEN THE TREES FLY PURPLE HOVERCRAFTS AND THE BALLERINAS CEASE TO COAT MY PANTS IN WITE OUT! THAT IS WHEN I WILL STOP FREEZE DRYING CROW EGGS AND THROWING THEM AT UNSUSPECTING CHICKADEES!! DOES THE SNAKE PEASANT DARE MAKE ME EXPLAIN MY ULTRA-YELLOW MOTIVES TO A CRACK?! AND I SHALL WREAK BLUE LIQUIDY VENGANCE UP UPON ALL OF THE SWIMMING POOL INFECTIONS OF THE BRACELET!! -Your toenails are creeping me out man, Happy Noodle Boy
Q: Dear Happy Noodle Boy,
My cousin is a marshmallow from the planet of Cheesy Pumpernickel Bread, and I was wondering if you and your lice-infected spork of the planet LICE- INFESTED SPORKS! could help -Jib
A: DO YOU DARE MOCK MY QUEASY QUEASYNESS?! DO YOU?! OR DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SQUIGGLY LEG HAIRS TO DO IT FOR YOU?! They did research papers on kumquats in elenventeenth (A/N: my little sister thinks that's a real number!) grade, but they can no longer hold the peppery evilness of pot school! THE LITTLE LEMON TREE DOST MOCK ME IN IT'S LEMONYNESS!!! AWW!! BUT I WANTED TO BE A RABID KIWI!! -Show me the slimy things, Happy Noodle Boy
Q: Dear Happy Noodle Boy,
A few days ago I fell off my bed and I've been lying on the floor ever since. I'm really hungry but I'm flat on my back and it's cold in my room. I left the window open and some rain leaked in and I froze to the floor and stuff. Plus I'm not sure if I have skin on my back anymore. I have never fallen down before... What do I do? HELP!
Signed,
Incapacitated
A: COOL!! CAN I BE A LEPER TOO?! WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LETTERS CAN BE FLAMMABLE WHEN PLACED IN THE RAIN PRINTER?! TELL THE ROOSTER TO FLY BACK TO HIS NEW PLANET TO BE WITH THE EVIL RACE OF COO-COO CLOCK MAKERS! I WILL NOT GET UP UNLESS I GET TO TAKE A DUMP ON THE MAYOR'S DOG!!! In conclusion, today I learned how fish go to the bathroom and monkeys climb pixie sticks. Have a bad night everyone, and horrible, stinking, rotting and decaying mental health. -Da very feathery Happy Noodle Boy
Guess what! Next chapter brings in one more character! In addition to your questions, send in a vote for which character should also be forced to give out their own insane brand of advice! XD
Insanity, Take 3
Q: dear gorilla cheese fry making noodle boy,
How oh HOW dost the noodly bean grant thy amazing cheese fart nugget? WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME, UNDERWEAR!?? STOP EATING MY SHORTS, VERMIN!
-one who LIKES tree bushes. and rocks. they taste good
(if asking a sane question gets an insane response, how about an insane question? mwahahaha)
A/N: Sorry, but do not try to explain logic to an insane stick figure.
A: WHEN THE TREES FLY PURPLE HOVERCRAFTS AND THE BALLERINAS CEASE TO COAT MY PANTS IN WITE OUT! THAT IS WHEN I WILL STOP FREEZE DRYING CROW EGGS AND THROWING THEM AT UNSUSPECTING CHICKADEES!! DOES THE SNAKE PEASANT DARE MAKE ME EXPLAIN MY ULTRA-YELLOW MOTIVES TO A CRACK?! AND I SHALL WREAK BLUE LIQUIDY VENGANCE UP UPON ALL OF THE SWIMMING POOL INFECTIONS OF THE BRACELET!! -Your toenails are creeping me out man, Happy Noodle Boy
Q: Dear Happy Noodle Boy,
My cousin is a marshmallow from the planet of Cheesy Pumpernickel Bread, and I was wondering if you and your lice-infected spork of the planet LICE- INFESTED SPORKS! could help -Jib
A: DO YOU DARE MOCK MY QUEASY QUEASYNESS?! DO YOU?! OR DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SQUIGGLY LEG HAIRS TO DO IT FOR YOU?! They did research papers on kumquats in elenventeenth (A/N: my little sister thinks that's a real number!) grade, but they can no longer hold the peppery evilness of pot school! THE LITTLE LEMON TREE DOST MOCK ME IN IT'S LEMONYNESS!!! AWW!! BUT I WANTED TO BE A RABID KIWI!! -Show me the slimy things, Happy Noodle Boy
Q: Dear Happy Noodle Boy,
A few days ago I fell off my bed and I've been lying on the floor ever since. I'm really hungry but I'm flat on my back and it's cold in my room. I left the window open and some rain leaked in and I froze to the floor and stuff. Plus I'm not sure if I have skin on my back anymore. I have never fallen down before... What do I do? HELP!
Signed,
Incapacitated
A: COOL!! CAN I BE A LEPER TOO?! WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LETTERS CAN BE FLAMMABLE WHEN PLACED IN THE RAIN PRINTER?! TELL THE ROOSTER TO FLY BACK TO HIS NEW PLANET TO BE WITH THE EVIL RACE OF COO-COO CLOCK MAKERS! I WILL NOT GET UP UNLESS I GET TO TAKE A DUMP ON THE MAYOR'S DOG!!! In conclusion, today I learned how fish go to the bathroom and monkeys climb pixie sticks. Have a bad night everyone, and horrible, stinking, rotting and decaying mental health. -Da very feathery Happy Noodle Boy
Guess what! Next chapter brings in one more character! In addition to your questions, send in a vote for which character should also be forced to give out their own insane brand of advice! XD