Brood: *has cleaned up and is now playing with her Joey plushie, putting it
inside of the doggy suit* Aww..!! Kawaii!!!!
Zutsokaki: Hey....Brood....the readers are here....
Brood: HUSH DOGGY!!! *snickers* Oh! Hehehe...sorry everyone....So, you want to see more Bakura in the Santa suit, ne? Well here it is!!!
Fuu Fuu Choco Taco: *stuffs a chocolate popcicle in her mouth* Bwood don't own Yu-gi-oh!
Zutsokaki: *grunts* And if she DID, she'd actually be able to pay me for this....
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After Ryou was suited up in an insanely adorable red and green elf outfit complete with pointy shoes with bells at the ends, the three dragged Bakura out into the mall area.
"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?!?!"
The older man looked up at Bakura. "I am the manager of this mall, and right now we have no choice, Santa goes on in two minutes and there is no time to find someone else!"
Bakura growled. "AND, you are going to have to lose the growling..." the manager added. His geek assistant handed a massive bucket of candy canes to Ryou, and Bakura was shoved up into the Santa chair. The photographer walked up and began to set up her camera.
"Wait a second....I have to let these people take pictures of me!?" Bakura almost jumped up out of his chair, but Ryou put his hands on Bakura's shoulders, forcing him back down.
\Listen Bakura. If you don't do this for them....something nice for someone else for once....I WILL tell Yugi that you were in this suit and situation in the first place.\ Even his mental voice sounded like he meant it.
Bakura's eyes widened. Then they narrowed at him again.
\\You wouldn't DARE tell Pharoah's pet about this.....\\
\I would. Now sit and be a good Santa. These people NEED this, Bakura.... why don't you do something nice for once....?\
\\Because I AM NOT NICE!!! I'm a TOMB ROBBER! I robbed TOMBS!\\
His and Ryou's conversation was interuptted by the manager. "You will get paid for this of course, and you'll only have to do it until our Santa is up to coming back out....and yes, this does involve some of the people paying us to have their child's picture taken with you...."
Bakura's face flushed in anger. He then shut his eyes for a second, and by using his shadow powers, made all of the cameras anywhere close to him blow a major part on the inside. Ryou felt the jolt of power, and the small popping motion in his pocket where his disposable camera just happened to be.
He sighed thinking, Well....there went MY plan B.....
Bakura smiled triumphantly and sat back in his big Santa chair. The camera person went to check her equipment again and noticed that the camera was broken. After a few moments of general confusion, and smirking by Bakura that could not be seen due to his full beard, the manager sighed and said that there would be no pictures.
By this time, a small line of children with their parents had been forming and waiting for the line for Santa Claus to open up. The manager looked out to all of them and smiled, and Ryou took his place beside Bakura with the candy canes. Bakura scowled under his beard at them all, and a few children waved happily. Ryou the Happy Elf waved merrily at the kids, and Bakura jerked his hand at them.
That was when the geek kid opened up the line, and ushered the first child up, a small girl with red hair and green eyes. Bakura stiffened.
\\Ryou? I just realized I don't know what to do with the brats now that they are here.....\\
\I'll help them up into your lap.....YES YOUR LAP! Don't complain....and then you ask them NICELY if they have been a good girl or boy this year....and then you let them ask you what they want for Christmas, and respond to them. I'll give them a candy cane and let them down.
The girl stopped in front of Santa Bakura and smiled at him. Ryou walked up and said he'd help her up. She nodded at him.
\And be NICE! Try and at least LOOK happy.....\
This wasn't going to be easy for the usually very evil Bakura.
Ryou boosted her up onto Bakura, and he stiffened momentarily until relaxing.
She looked up at him with her big green eyes. They scared Bakura.
"Hi Santa!!! How's Rudolph!?" She grinned at him.
\\Ryou? WHO THE HELL IS RUDOLPH!!\\
Ryou suppressed a mental snicker. \Rudolph is one of Santa's magic reindeer. Just say that he's fine and say that he says "hi."\
"Err...hello little girl..." Bakura began a little slowly. "Rudolph is just fine....er...he says "hi."
"Oohh!! Mommy mommy! Didja hear that! Rudolph says HI!!!!" She beamed at her mother, who simply smiled back.
"Uhh....little girl, have you been good this year?" This was not easy for Bakura.....he wanted to torment the little things! Not cause them joy!
"Oh yes Santa! I have! I even made my mommy cookies out of sugar and flour and dirt! Mommy thought they were yummy! And and and I even made my doggie a special leash made out of my daddy's neck ties! It worked great! See! I'm nice!"
\\Feeding her mother dirt and ruining her dad's ties? This kid is okay by me.....\\
\Bakura!! Just ask what she wants!\
"Oh, that's REALLY nice of you! Now....whaddya want for Christmas?"
"That's REALLY easy Santa! I wanna dollie that had light up eyes! Those are really neat! And I want my doggy to have a new leash, since the one I made him broke, and the parts that weren't broke daddy took back.....and I want a Easy Bake Oven so I can cook mommy stuff all of the time!! Oh! And a new dollie house for the dollie!"
"Is that all?"
\\Hmm.....will these small mortals get greedy? And what do I tell them now?\\
\Just tell them that you'll see what you can do....\
"Yup Santa!"
"Well then little girl, I'll see what I can do for you......."
"YAY!!!! Mommy mommy! He said he'd try and get me the stuff!!! I understand Santa, that you're really busy around this time of year! So try your hardest, okay!" She then wiggled in his lap happily, and Ryou came over with a candy cane for her. She took it and then let him pick her up and set her back down again. She ran to her mother and turned, waving to Bakura. He waved slightly and let out a sigh.
\\Will it be like this for long?\\
\All kids are different, Bakura. Don't expect them all to be this easy.....\
\\I can tell you now Ryou, that I WILL get some revenge for this afterwards......\\
Ryou gulped lightly. The next child was then ushered up, another little girl. She stopped in front of Santa Bakura and looked up at him.
"You don't look very old, Santa."
"I have the beard, don't I?"
Ryou snickered and reached down to hoist her up, but she moved away.
"I can get up here myself, thank you Mister Elf."
She then scrambled semi-painfully up onto Bakura, and he then snagged her under her arms and set her in a more comfortable position before she could protest.
"Let's cut to the chase Santa. I've been good. You have what I want. So let's just start naming goodies. No new dresses. I can't stand those. I want a toy truck so I can run over those dolls I got for my birthday. I wouldn't mind a voo doo doll so I can use it on my older brother...."
\\You know Ryou, I can get her the voo doo doll right now.....\\
\NO! Just hear her out....\
\\I sort of like this mortal kid also.....knows how to get what she wants....\\
\Just listen.\
"....and I want one of the Resident Evil games. I don't care which one. I may be seven, but I can play a good zombie shooting game any day."
\\Okay, I've decided to steal this child and raise her as a disciple of evil.\\
\I hope you are joking Bakura.....\
\\Maybe.....\\
"Get all that, Claus?"
"Sure did, little girl...."
"Woah there, Santa. My name is Merideth. Not "little girl."
"Alright then Merideth, I did get all of that, and I'll see what I can do for you......"
"Hey! You'd better try nice and HARD!" Then she jumped off of his lap and strode off to her parents with Ryou chasing her down with the candy cane. She snagged it from him and went to her parents, who watched all of this with a little bit of oddness at their daughter's demands.
\\This acutally may cause me some sort of enjoyment.....\\
\Don't count on it all to be this easy, Bakura.\ He sighed and looked farther off into the line. He could see some toddlers in there, but couldn't really get a feel for some of the kids in line. One of them though, was crying. This was going to be fun....
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Brood: Well, I'd say Bakura's had an easy time so far.....
Zutsokaki: Yeah.....and knowing you, Brood, it's not going to stay that way for long.....
Brood: .......*blinks innocently*
Zutsokaki: Yeah, like I believe that crap.....
Brood: Review for me please! And remember to sign up for my Fanfiction Contest! I really only have two confirmed entries so far! That doesn't make for much of a contest, ne? Check my user bio for details!
Zutsokaki: Hey....Brood....the readers are here....
Brood: HUSH DOGGY!!! *snickers* Oh! Hehehe...sorry everyone....So, you want to see more Bakura in the Santa suit, ne? Well here it is!!!
Fuu Fuu Choco Taco: *stuffs a chocolate popcicle in her mouth* Bwood don't own Yu-gi-oh!
Zutsokaki: *grunts* And if she DID, she'd actually be able to pay me for this....
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After Ryou was suited up in an insanely adorable red and green elf outfit complete with pointy shoes with bells at the ends, the three dragged Bakura out into the mall area.
"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?!?!"
The older man looked up at Bakura. "I am the manager of this mall, and right now we have no choice, Santa goes on in two minutes and there is no time to find someone else!"
Bakura growled. "AND, you are going to have to lose the growling..." the manager added. His geek assistant handed a massive bucket of candy canes to Ryou, and Bakura was shoved up into the Santa chair. The photographer walked up and began to set up her camera.
"Wait a second....I have to let these people take pictures of me!?" Bakura almost jumped up out of his chair, but Ryou put his hands on Bakura's shoulders, forcing him back down.
\Listen Bakura. If you don't do this for them....something nice for someone else for once....I WILL tell Yugi that you were in this suit and situation in the first place.\ Even his mental voice sounded like he meant it.
Bakura's eyes widened. Then they narrowed at him again.
\\You wouldn't DARE tell Pharoah's pet about this.....\\
\I would. Now sit and be a good Santa. These people NEED this, Bakura.... why don't you do something nice for once....?\
\\Because I AM NOT NICE!!! I'm a TOMB ROBBER! I robbed TOMBS!\\
His and Ryou's conversation was interuptted by the manager. "You will get paid for this of course, and you'll only have to do it until our Santa is up to coming back out....and yes, this does involve some of the people paying us to have their child's picture taken with you...."
Bakura's face flushed in anger. He then shut his eyes for a second, and by using his shadow powers, made all of the cameras anywhere close to him blow a major part on the inside. Ryou felt the jolt of power, and the small popping motion in his pocket where his disposable camera just happened to be.
He sighed thinking, Well....there went MY plan B.....
Bakura smiled triumphantly and sat back in his big Santa chair. The camera person went to check her equipment again and noticed that the camera was broken. After a few moments of general confusion, and smirking by Bakura that could not be seen due to his full beard, the manager sighed and said that there would be no pictures.
By this time, a small line of children with their parents had been forming and waiting for the line for Santa Claus to open up. The manager looked out to all of them and smiled, and Ryou took his place beside Bakura with the candy canes. Bakura scowled under his beard at them all, and a few children waved happily. Ryou the Happy Elf waved merrily at the kids, and Bakura jerked his hand at them.
That was when the geek kid opened up the line, and ushered the first child up, a small girl with red hair and green eyes. Bakura stiffened.
\\Ryou? I just realized I don't know what to do with the brats now that they are here.....\\
\I'll help them up into your lap.....YES YOUR LAP! Don't complain....and then you ask them NICELY if they have been a good girl or boy this year....and then you let them ask you what they want for Christmas, and respond to them. I'll give them a candy cane and let them down.
The girl stopped in front of Santa Bakura and smiled at him. Ryou walked up and said he'd help her up. She nodded at him.
\And be NICE! Try and at least LOOK happy.....\
This wasn't going to be easy for the usually very evil Bakura.
Ryou boosted her up onto Bakura, and he stiffened momentarily until relaxing.
She looked up at him with her big green eyes. They scared Bakura.
"Hi Santa!!! How's Rudolph!?" She grinned at him.
\\Ryou? WHO THE HELL IS RUDOLPH!!\\
Ryou suppressed a mental snicker. \Rudolph is one of Santa's magic reindeer. Just say that he's fine and say that he says "hi."\
"Err...hello little girl..." Bakura began a little slowly. "Rudolph is just fine....er...he says "hi."
"Oohh!! Mommy mommy! Didja hear that! Rudolph says HI!!!!" She beamed at her mother, who simply smiled back.
"Uhh....little girl, have you been good this year?" This was not easy for Bakura.....he wanted to torment the little things! Not cause them joy!
"Oh yes Santa! I have! I even made my mommy cookies out of sugar and flour and dirt! Mommy thought they were yummy! And and and I even made my doggie a special leash made out of my daddy's neck ties! It worked great! See! I'm nice!"
\\Feeding her mother dirt and ruining her dad's ties? This kid is okay by me.....\\
\Bakura!! Just ask what she wants!\
"Oh, that's REALLY nice of you! Now....whaddya want for Christmas?"
"That's REALLY easy Santa! I wanna dollie that had light up eyes! Those are really neat! And I want my doggy to have a new leash, since the one I made him broke, and the parts that weren't broke daddy took back.....and I want a Easy Bake Oven so I can cook mommy stuff all of the time!! Oh! And a new dollie house for the dollie!"
"Is that all?"
\\Hmm.....will these small mortals get greedy? And what do I tell them now?\\
\Just tell them that you'll see what you can do....\
"Yup Santa!"
"Well then little girl, I'll see what I can do for you......."
"YAY!!!! Mommy mommy! He said he'd try and get me the stuff!!! I understand Santa, that you're really busy around this time of year! So try your hardest, okay!" She then wiggled in his lap happily, and Ryou came over with a candy cane for her. She took it and then let him pick her up and set her back down again. She ran to her mother and turned, waving to Bakura. He waved slightly and let out a sigh.
\\Will it be like this for long?\\
\All kids are different, Bakura. Don't expect them all to be this easy.....\
\\I can tell you now Ryou, that I WILL get some revenge for this afterwards......\\
Ryou gulped lightly. The next child was then ushered up, another little girl. She stopped in front of Santa Bakura and looked up at him.
"You don't look very old, Santa."
"I have the beard, don't I?"
Ryou snickered and reached down to hoist her up, but she moved away.
"I can get up here myself, thank you Mister Elf."
She then scrambled semi-painfully up onto Bakura, and he then snagged her under her arms and set her in a more comfortable position before she could protest.
"Let's cut to the chase Santa. I've been good. You have what I want. So let's just start naming goodies. No new dresses. I can't stand those. I want a toy truck so I can run over those dolls I got for my birthday. I wouldn't mind a voo doo doll so I can use it on my older brother...."
\\You know Ryou, I can get her the voo doo doll right now.....\\
\NO! Just hear her out....\
\\I sort of like this mortal kid also.....knows how to get what she wants....\\
\Just listen.\
"....and I want one of the Resident Evil games. I don't care which one. I may be seven, but I can play a good zombie shooting game any day."
\\Okay, I've decided to steal this child and raise her as a disciple of evil.\\
\I hope you are joking Bakura.....\
\\Maybe.....\\
"Get all that, Claus?"
"Sure did, little girl...."
"Woah there, Santa. My name is Merideth. Not "little girl."
"Alright then Merideth, I did get all of that, and I'll see what I can do for you......"
"Hey! You'd better try nice and HARD!" Then she jumped off of his lap and strode off to her parents with Ryou chasing her down with the candy cane. She snagged it from him and went to her parents, who watched all of this with a little bit of oddness at their daughter's demands.
\\This acutally may cause me some sort of enjoyment.....\\
\Don't count on it all to be this easy, Bakura.\ He sighed and looked farther off into the line. He could see some toddlers in there, but couldn't really get a feel for some of the kids in line. One of them though, was crying. This was going to be fun....
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Brood: Well, I'd say Bakura's had an easy time so far.....
Zutsokaki: Yeah.....and knowing you, Brood, it's not going to stay that way for long.....
Brood: .......*blinks innocently*
Zutsokaki: Yeah, like I believe that crap.....
Brood: Review for me please! And remember to sign up for my Fanfiction Contest! I really only have two confirmed entries so far! That doesn't make for much of a contest, ne? Check my user bio for details!