Brood: Ye-HAW! New stuffage for you all! Enjoyness!
Zutsokaki: *passes out barfbags*
Brood: *bwaps Zutsokaki over the head with a HUGE candycane*
Zutsokaki: *falls over*
Brood: *grins and presses "Post"*
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Bakura and Ryou, now sitting in the break room of the mall, simply stared at each other. They were sitting opposite each other, Bakura seated stiffly on a couch and Ryou eyeing Bakura warily from an easy chair.
"...........................now Ryou.........you DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura sprung from the couch, and Ryou immediately sprang up to run, but just as Bakura had gotten his hands close enough to snag Ryou's hair, the manager of the mall burst in.
"GREAT JOB boys! I'm afraid our real Santa still has a touch of amnesia, so you're gonna have to keep going after about forty-five minutes." He looked over at the two boys, one with a wide-eyed stare in a running position, and the other with a handful of Ryou's hair, glaring at the manager with murder in his eyes.
"Hahaha...." he chuckled. "Brotherly love....you know, I have a brother...we'd do stuff like that all the time......."
"I'm hungry!" Bakura said suddenly, glaring harder at the manager and letting go of his handful of white hair.
Ryou nodded, knowing Bakura was getting them out of a situation that would probably waste their whole breaks. "I think I'm up for some food."
The manager consented. "Ahh, fine, whatever. You boys know where the foodcourt is! Just be back here in forty-five to suit up again!" He grinned, and watched as Bakura dragged Ryou out of the room.
"Hehehe...cute kids."
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"GGRRAAAAHH!!!" Bakura yelled over his slice of pizza, attracting attention from other shoppers in the area.
"Shhhh Bakura! People are staring!" Ryou munched quietly on his pretzel, much used to his other half's yelling and outbursts, but knowing full well that the general public didn't take kindly to a half insane Egyptian spirt.
Finally out of his costume, Bakura was breathing easier, but was still burning from the pent-up rage that he felt at doing what he did. "Why couldn't all mortal children be like that Merideth child was!? The children at Kuru Eruna didn't have any problems like these insane ones here do!"
Ryou, shaking his head at Bakura's reference to his home theif village in Egypt, sighed. Kids today have problems? .........Well, Ryou could vouch for Bakura on that...I mean, how often does one fling herself at a total stranger's legs and begging him to move in with her?
"Ryou no baka!" Bakura snarled from across the table, ripping into his pizza.
"....Hai Bakura?" Ryou just wasn't going to pay attention to him at this point.
"I want inside my Soul Room! I need REST if you're going to make me do that horrible thing with those children again!"
Ryou sighed, not for the first time that day. "Will you consent to come out again?"
Bakura looked peeved, but nodded slowly, not taking his glare off of Ryou's face. Just as they'd stood up to go make Bakura disappear in the bathroom, a voice called out.
"Hey Ryou!!!!!" Yugi was running up to them, towing Rebecca and Anzu, along with her little Beauty Pageant Brat.
Bakura was then forced to sit through nearly ten minutes of pointless conversations between Anzu and Yugi about Duel Monsters (he knew everything about it already! He'd lived it!), their pointless school crap, how stupid Anzu thought Seto Kaiba was, and their idiot friends Jou and Honda. Bakura swore then if he ever saw Honda he'd maim him for being related to that little terror who'd kicked him in the robber's tools.
But what was the worst were Rebecca and that Pageant Brat, Kara. They tittered and giggiled about EVERYTHING, and he could have sworn that he'd heard a short "Who's Hotter" arguement, Rebecca insisting that Pharoah's Pet was hotter, while Kara was insisting that billionare brat Seto Kaiba was hotter. Bakura could have thrown up.
In fact, he was about to reach for Pharoah's Pet's cup when he turned to speak to him.
"Hey there Bakura...umm, decided to come out for awhile today?"
Bakura sneered at him. "Oh, so kind of you to notice." It was true. Yugi had been trying to ignore him for awhile now, and was even suspicious of his quietness. Usually, Bakura would be throwing some sort of a fit, be it a silent twitching of the legs and uncomfortable expression, or his more common all out hissy fits. But today was different. He was just sitting and must...mulling, it seemed. And that was true as well. Bakura was mulling over how much his life sucked right now.
It was then he realized that the two girls were staring at him. Now that the attention had been diverted in his direction, he noticed that they kept eying him most strangely. Then Rebecca leaned over to Kara's ear and whispered something. Bakura's eyebrow twitched. What was the child whispering to the little brat over there?
Kara's eyes widened, and without taking her eyes off of Bakura, she whispered back. Rebecca then proceeded to giggle, and this caused Bakura's other eyebrow to twitch as well. He never DID like that feeling of twitchy eyebrows....
"RYOU! What time is it!!??"
Ryou, shocked, looked up at Bakura, and saw the red in his eyes. Eep. Ryou looked at his watch. "Umm...it's ten 'till four, Bakura....oh." Ryou looked at Yugi and Anzu, who were shocked and confused as well. "Umm...gomen, Anzu, Yugi. But Bakura and I have to be going now. We have to finish shopping so we can get home."
Yugi brightened at this. "Hey! We can help you!" Anzu nodded her agreement, and the girls, now quite recovered from the outburst, nodded eagerly with an odd look on their face.
Ryou seemed quite trapped now. How on earth was he supposed to tell him that he wouldn't let them come with them? But Bakura came in with little expected help.
"Listen, I doubt it if Ryou no baka wanted you to know what you all were getting for this insane holiday before it's time. So let us be!" Bakura began striding away, and Ryou apoligized one more time to them as they left.
"Ehhh, thanks Bakura. I didn't even think of that....I already have their presents too.."
"Of course you didn't think of that. You don't lie." Bakura said with a hint of disgust in his voice. If he could lie, why couldn't Ryou? They DID share a body after all....
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, you came back boys!!!" The manager stepped outside of the break room as they walked up. "Time to suit back up!!! Do you guys want to switch this time....no no...your little brother is too small for Santa! Same lineup as last time!" Bakura narrowed his eyes. HIM in the stupid elf outfit? Nooooooo, he'd rather stay in the costume where he could HIDE himself to an extent. This was Ryou's own humiliation.
"Nooo, I think onii-san makes a MUCH better Santa than I ever could anyways..." Ryou said with a small grin. Scratch that. Ryou's humilation and one way ticket to an early grave.
So the two boys donned their outfits yet again, and Bakura got stuffed (not without some...okay, LOTS of grumbling) with the body padding and attached the beard, with Ryou slipping on his pointy shoes with the little bells, the striped leggings, and a floppy red hat. He grabbed his candy bucket and stood next to Bakura, who was jamming on his hat.
"Come on Ryou no baka. Let's get this over with......" Bakura growled. The manager gave them a once over, held up a thumbs up sign, and began to shoo them out of the break room to take their spots.
"S-s-santa Claus...?" A man's weak voice came.
"Ooh crud.." The manager murmured and turned around. Standing there was an older man standing in boxer shorts and an undershirt, looking at them all strangely. "Now Earl...get back into the back room...keep resting now!"
"B-but it's Santa....." He said, taking a step at them.
The manager turned to Bakura and Ryou with an apologetic look in his eyes. "This is the guy who was originally playing Santa. When he took that header into the door, he ended up with amnesia."
"SANTA!!!!!!!" The old man yelled, launching himself with the force of an air rifle at Bakura.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Bakura yelled loudly, diving out of the way of the man. He sailed past Bakura and landed head first into the wood siding of the couch. He was unconscious once again.
"Oh great. Now he's out of it again!" the manager said, smacking his forehead with his palm. "Help me get him into the back room, boys!" Ryou jumped to lend a hand, and Bakura begrudgingly picked up one of his arms.
Soon enough, the old man was stuffed onto the couch back there again, and Bakura took up his place as Santa again.
"I hate the world SO much right now...." he muttered as he watched a line begin to form again. Ryou smiled beside of him, trying to look happy to the kids.
"Lookies! It's a Happy Elf, mama!!!" a little girl yelled from a few places back in the line, pointing at Ryou. The mother smiled and clutched the girl's hand.
As the manager's geeky assistant went to reach for the rope closing off the short walk to Santa Bakura, the manager looked up at Bakura with a grin.
"Guess what boys? While you guys were breaking, we managed to get another camera!"
Yup. Bakura REALLY hated the world right now.
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Brood: Woo hooo! It's Santa Bakura, back again, and now the camera's back in action! Ye-HAW!
Zutsokaki: Wow, you just get meaner and meaner as you keep writing these things....
Brood: Weeeeeelllll...it's FUN! Read and Review, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e from Wingleader Sora Jade! It's in the "Random Cute Stuff" Section! Go check it out, it has Amoura, my OC from "Another Chance at Everything," (Borrowed by Wingleader Sora Jade for her latest installments of "Tales of the Child of Fate" series, along with "Tales" Bakura and Seto Kaiba! It's awesome!
Zutsokaki: *passes out barfbags*
Brood: *bwaps Zutsokaki over the head with a HUGE candycane*
Zutsokaki: *falls over*
Brood: *grins and presses "Post"*
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Bakura and Ryou, now sitting in the break room of the mall, simply stared at each other. They were sitting opposite each other, Bakura seated stiffly on a couch and Ryou eyeing Bakura warily from an easy chair.
"...........................now Ryou.........you DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura sprung from the couch, and Ryou immediately sprang up to run, but just as Bakura had gotten his hands close enough to snag Ryou's hair, the manager of the mall burst in.
"GREAT JOB boys! I'm afraid our real Santa still has a touch of amnesia, so you're gonna have to keep going after about forty-five minutes." He looked over at the two boys, one with a wide-eyed stare in a running position, and the other with a handful of Ryou's hair, glaring at the manager with murder in his eyes.
"Hahaha...." he chuckled. "Brotherly love....you know, I have a brother...we'd do stuff like that all the time......."
"I'm hungry!" Bakura said suddenly, glaring harder at the manager and letting go of his handful of white hair.
Ryou nodded, knowing Bakura was getting them out of a situation that would probably waste their whole breaks. "I think I'm up for some food."
The manager consented. "Ahh, fine, whatever. You boys know where the foodcourt is! Just be back here in forty-five to suit up again!" He grinned, and watched as Bakura dragged Ryou out of the room.
"Hehehe...cute kids."
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"GGRRAAAAHH!!!" Bakura yelled over his slice of pizza, attracting attention from other shoppers in the area.
"Shhhh Bakura! People are staring!" Ryou munched quietly on his pretzel, much used to his other half's yelling and outbursts, but knowing full well that the general public didn't take kindly to a half insane Egyptian spirt.
Finally out of his costume, Bakura was breathing easier, but was still burning from the pent-up rage that he felt at doing what he did. "Why couldn't all mortal children be like that Merideth child was!? The children at Kuru Eruna didn't have any problems like these insane ones here do!"
Ryou, shaking his head at Bakura's reference to his home theif village in Egypt, sighed. Kids today have problems? .........Well, Ryou could vouch for Bakura on that...I mean, how often does one fling herself at a total stranger's legs and begging him to move in with her?
"Ryou no baka!" Bakura snarled from across the table, ripping into his pizza.
"....Hai Bakura?" Ryou just wasn't going to pay attention to him at this point.
"I want inside my Soul Room! I need REST if you're going to make me do that horrible thing with those children again!"
Ryou sighed, not for the first time that day. "Will you consent to come out again?"
Bakura looked peeved, but nodded slowly, not taking his glare off of Ryou's face. Just as they'd stood up to go make Bakura disappear in the bathroom, a voice called out.
"Hey Ryou!!!!!" Yugi was running up to them, towing Rebecca and Anzu, along with her little Beauty Pageant Brat.
Bakura was then forced to sit through nearly ten minutes of pointless conversations between Anzu and Yugi about Duel Monsters (he knew everything about it already! He'd lived it!), their pointless school crap, how stupid Anzu thought Seto Kaiba was, and their idiot friends Jou and Honda. Bakura swore then if he ever saw Honda he'd maim him for being related to that little terror who'd kicked him in the robber's tools.
But what was the worst were Rebecca and that Pageant Brat, Kara. They tittered and giggiled about EVERYTHING, and he could have sworn that he'd heard a short "Who's Hotter" arguement, Rebecca insisting that Pharoah's Pet was hotter, while Kara was insisting that billionare brat Seto Kaiba was hotter. Bakura could have thrown up.
In fact, he was about to reach for Pharoah's Pet's cup when he turned to speak to him.
"Hey there Bakura...umm, decided to come out for awhile today?"
Bakura sneered at him. "Oh, so kind of you to notice." It was true. Yugi had been trying to ignore him for awhile now, and was even suspicious of his quietness. Usually, Bakura would be throwing some sort of a fit, be it a silent twitching of the legs and uncomfortable expression, or his more common all out hissy fits. But today was different. He was just sitting and must...mulling, it seemed. And that was true as well. Bakura was mulling over how much his life sucked right now.
It was then he realized that the two girls were staring at him. Now that the attention had been diverted in his direction, he noticed that they kept eying him most strangely. Then Rebecca leaned over to Kara's ear and whispered something. Bakura's eyebrow twitched. What was the child whispering to the little brat over there?
Kara's eyes widened, and without taking her eyes off of Bakura, she whispered back. Rebecca then proceeded to giggle, and this caused Bakura's other eyebrow to twitch as well. He never DID like that feeling of twitchy eyebrows....
"RYOU! What time is it!!??"
Ryou, shocked, looked up at Bakura, and saw the red in his eyes. Eep. Ryou looked at his watch. "Umm...it's ten 'till four, Bakura....oh." Ryou looked at Yugi and Anzu, who were shocked and confused as well. "Umm...gomen, Anzu, Yugi. But Bakura and I have to be going now. We have to finish shopping so we can get home."
Yugi brightened at this. "Hey! We can help you!" Anzu nodded her agreement, and the girls, now quite recovered from the outburst, nodded eagerly with an odd look on their face.
Ryou seemed quite trapped now. How on earth was he supposed to tell him that he wouldn't let them come with them? But Bakura came in with little expected help.
"Listen, I doubt it if Ryou no baka wanted you to know what you all were getting for this insane holiday before it's time. So let us be!" Bakura began striding away, and Ryou apoligized one more time to them as they left.
"Ehhh, thanks Bakura. I didn't even think of that....I already have their presents too.."
"Of course you didn't think of that. You don't lie." Bakura said with a hint of disgust in his voice. If he could lie, why couldn't Ryou? They DID share a body after all....
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, you came back boys!!!" The manager stepped outside of the break room as they walked up. "Time to suit back up!!! Do you guys want to switch this time....no no...your little brother is too small for Santa! Same lineup as last time!" Bakura narrowed his eyes. HIM in the stupid elf outfit? Nooooooo, he'd rather stay in the costume where he could HIDE himself to an extent. This was Ryou's own humiliation.
"Nooo, I think onii-san makes a MUCH better Santa than I ever could anyways..." Ryou said with a small grin. Scratch that. Ryou's humilation and one way ticket to an early grave.
So the two boys donned their outfits yet again, and Bakura got stuffed (not without some...okay, LOTS of grumbling) with the body padding and attached the beard, with Ryou slipping on his pointy shoes with the little bells, the striped leggings, and a floppy red hat. He grabbed his candy bucket and stood next to Bakura, who was jamming on his hat.
"Come on Ryou no baka. Let's get this over with......" Bakura growled. The manager gave them a once over, held up a thumbs up sign, and began to shoo them out of the break room to take their spots.
"S-s-santa Claus...?" A man's weak voice came.
"Ooh crud.." The manager murmured and turned around. Standing there was an older man standing in boxer shorts and an undershirt, looking at them all strangely. "Now Earl...get back into the back room...keep resting now!"
"B-but it's Santa....." He said, taking a step at them.
The manager turned to Bakura and Ryou with an apologetic look in his eyes. "This is the guy who was originally playing Santa. When he took that header into the door, he ended up with amnesia."
"SANTA!!!!!!!" The old man yelled, launching himself with the force of an air rifle at Bakura.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Bakura yelled loudly, diving out of the way of the man. He sailed past Bakura and landed head first into the wood siding of the couch. He was unconscious once again.
"Oh great. Now he's out of it again!" the manager said, smacking his forehead with his palm. "Help me get him into the back room, boys!" Ryou jumped to lend a hand, and Bakura begrudgingly picked up one of his arms.
Soon enough, the old man was stuffed onto the couch back there again, and Bakura took up his place as Santa again.
"I hate the world SO much right now...." he muttered as he watched a line begin to form again. Ryou smiled beside of him, trying to look happy to the kids.
"Lookies! It's a Happy Elf, mama!!!" a little girl yelled from a few places back in the line, pointing at Ryou. The mother smiled and clutched the girl's hand.
As the manager's geeky assistant went to reach for the rope closing off the short walk to Santa Bakura, the manager looked up at Bakura with a grin.
"Guess what boys? While you guys were breaking, we managed to get another camera!"
Yup. Bakura REALLY hated the world right now.
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Brood: Woo hooo! It's Santa Bakura, back again, and now the camera's back in action! Ye-HAW!
Zutsokaki: Wow, you just get meaner and meaner as you keep writing these things....
Brood: Weeeeeelllll...it's FUN! Read and Review, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e from Wingleader Sora Jade! It's in the "Random Cute Stuff" Section! Go check it out, it has Amoura, my OC from "Another Chance at Everything," (Borrowed by Wingleader Sora Jade for her latest installments of "Tales of the Child of Fate" series, along with "Tales" Bakura and Seto Kaiba! It's awesome!