Tee hee I hope you all like this and don't think it is really unoriginal, because the plot really isn't but I am hoping that my own little flare to it will spice it up a little.

You know how it is.

Day 2

Dear Belinda,

Today was very eventful. Sam and me camped for the night and then set off again. I saw some elves! It was really interesting; some of them kept looking into pretty looking glasses and flipping their hair. Sam had always wanted to see an elf before, and he was rather transfixed but he said my hair was prettier. Even though I had just pulled a spider out of it.

We walked into the cornfield and I realized that my weed stash was diminishing; I knew I should have given Assa one more go. Sam freaked out when I went to go look for some more under the potato patch where farmer Maggot usually hides his best stuff, and then we ran into merry and pippin. They had their own stash of the good stuff, plus some chow. So Sam and me chased them but stupid pippin hid behind a tree and stuck his foot out and tripped me. And down the hill I went, Sam came screaming after me yelling " I'll save you Mr. Frodo!" Even after we stopped rolling, he was still holding on, he is a really good friend.

So it ended up that Merry and Pip shared their weed with us, and since they had more than we did we let them come along. I heard something and we all dived behind a bush. "what is that smell?" Pip asked. "smells like the Gaffer" Sam replied. It ended up that it was a really creepy guy dressed like a death man. I didn't like him and told Sam to shut up when he wanted to share his magic mushrooms with him.

So we went to bree. It took Sam 20 minutes to stop talking with the gatekeeper. They looked like they were having a nice time though. So we got into this nice looking Pub called " The Ladies Man's Pony" so we went in and had a drink. Sam got all hot and bothered though when this other guy started staring at me. I thought he could loose the beard though. He grabbed me and took me up to a room when I accidentally put the ring on and became really fuzzy. I saw like this hand ( A/N as apposed to the eye of sauron duh) and it flipped me off.  So the dude took me into the room and tried to tell me about like a ring I think he was talking about the fuzzy ring. But anyway, Sam came in totally pissed and tried to attack the dude ( now known as strider) with a fork but didn't succeed.

So that is how I ended up in this bed with the other four hobbits, Sam kept telling me I needed to change and to let him do it. I am starting to think that he is becoming a little too friendly. But then the death dude came back with his friends, Sam wanted to give them mushrooms, but strider shoved a sock in his mouth and told him to shut up.

The scary things left and everyone fell asleep, well except me. I better try and sleep though . Sam keeps moaning my name and it just isn't right.

Good night

Frodo.