I think that you all are wondering now why Strider yells all of the time.
Well I don't know I thought that this would be kind of funny, if you don't
think it's funny then go eat a pink bunny. * first of the geeks throws a
bottle of nair at the second geek* HEY! That wasn't funny! Die! * second
geek throws a screwdriver at first of the geeks* AHAAHHAA! Anyway ON TO THE
STORY!
Day 4, well actually this is day 10 of our journey but day 4 for my writing.
BELINDA! You will never believe what has happened to me! So it turns out that the light was this cute elf chick named Arwen. ( how that happened I do not know) but Strider was talking to her in elfish and I really couldn't understand what he was saying but I could hear it really well, " EITH NARA CALITH!" ( HEY BAYBE HOW YA DOIN?) ( A/N for all of us who can't read elfish I will put my interpretation of what aragorn said right after the lines.) I really couldn't hear what Arwen said but strider replied, " AN DELLO WEE VAIN!" ( I can take the little bugger!) again Arwen said something, and strider yelled, " FINE GO! BUT DON'T HURT YERSELF! " And then he smacks arwen's ass.
So Arwen hoisted me up on her horse and told it to hurry it's ass up. I do know SOME elvish after all. So we rode onward and forward until we got to this river, at least that was what Arwen called it, I thought it looked more like a creek. But the death guys were right behind us and she turned around and told them to kiss her ass. One of the Death told her to bare it and they would be happy too. Well Arwen got really pissed at that and said some more elfin words and they all got squished by the waves.
And then I passed out. I woke up earlier today to Gandalf sitting at the edge of my bed smoking a doobie the size and circumference of my foot. " yo." I said " where were you! We waited for you but like, you never came," Gandalf replied " I am was a little preoccupied at the time, sauromon wanted me to come over to his place and try a new breed of joint and he totally tricked me into smoking a sleeper. ( A/N uh any smokable drug that makes you sleep?) So I was wasted at the top of his place and then it started rainen and then he tried to get me to join his liaison of evil golden monkeys and I was all like " No way " and he was like " dude!" and I was like " no!"
Gandalf went on for a while like this but then Sam came in and jumped on the bed. " MR. FRODO! YOU ARE ALIVE!" "yes" Gandalf said. " mr. samwise, well you have been awfully close, to frodo here ever since he came" " how close?" I asked. " well lets just say Sam is a little different then the rest of the men." Gandalf replied. " HOW CLOSE? " I yelled. " well I did give you a bath Mr. Frodo." I knew when he had said that that Sam had crossed the line of friendliness into the territory of uncomfortably close.
Then this really weird guy with strange eyebrows came waltzing into my room. "HELLO!" he squealed. " I am elrond!" " OH!" I said " you are eyebrows! I see why you are called that!" " yes" he said mournfully " I have aquired my mothers side of the eyebrow area. I just came to tell you that there is a secret meeting in 10 minutes, no Sam you can't come it's secret!" Sam had looked up expectantly but was shunned down.
Well that was 10 minutes ago so I better go and make an apperance at this meeting, I can't find Sam anywhere though. Not that that is a bad thing,
Love always and forever Frodo.
Day 4, well actually this is day 10 of our journey but day 4 for my writing.
BELINDA! You will never believe what has happened to me! So it turns out that the light was this cute elf chick named Arwen. ( how that happened I do not know) but Strider was talking to her in elfish and I really couldn't understand what he was saying but I could hear it really well, " EITH NARA CALITH!" ( HEY BAYBE HOW YA DOIN?) ( A/N for all of us who can't read elfish I will put my interpretation of what aragorn said right after the lines.) I really couldn't hear what Arwen said but strider replied, " AN DELLO WEE VAIN!" ( I can take the little bugger!) again Arwen said something, and strider yelled, " FINE GO! BUT DON'T HURT YERSELF! " And then he smacks arwen's ass.
So Arwen hoisted me up on her horse and told it to hurry it's ass up. I do know SOME elvish after all. So we rode onward and forward until we got to this river, at least that was what Arwen called it, I thought it looked more like a creek. But the death guys were right behind us and she turned around and told them to kiss her ass. One of the Death told her to bare it and they would be happy too. Well Arwen got really pissed at that and said some more elfin words and they all got squished by the waves.
And then I passed out. I woke up earlier today to Gandalf sitting at the edge of my bed smoking a doobie the size and circumference of my foot. " yo." I said " where were you! We waited for you but like, you never came," Gandalf replied " I am was a little preoccupied at the time, sauromon wanted me to come over to his place and try a new breed of joint and he totally tricked me into smoking a sleeper. ( A/N uh any smokable drug that makes you sleep?) So I was wasted at the top of his place and then it started rainen and then he tried to get me to join his liaison of evil golden monkeys and I was all like " No way " and he was like " dude!" and I was like " no!"
Gandalf went on for a while like this but then Sam came in and jumped on the bed. " MR. FRODO! YOU ARE ALIVE!" "yes" Gandalf said. " mr. samwise, well you have been awfully close, to frodo here ever since he came" " how close?" I asked. " well lets just say Sam is a little different then the rest of the men." Gandalf replied. " HOW CLOSE? " I yelled. " well I did give you a bath Mr. Frodo." I knew when he had said that that Sam had crossed the line of friendliness into the territory of uncomfortably close.
Then this really weird guy with strange eyebrows came waltzing into my room. "HELLO!" he squealed. " I am elrond!" " OH!" I said " you are eyebrows! I see why you are called that!" " yes" he said mournfully " I have aquired my mothers side of the eyebrow area. I just came to tell you that there is a secret meeting in 10 minutes, no Sam you can't come it's secret!" Sam had looked up expectantly but was shunned down.
Well that was 10 minutes ago so I better go and make an apperance at this meeting, I can't find Sam anywhere though. Not that that is a bad thing,
Love always and forever Frodo.