WELL HERE I AM SINCE THERE IS NO OTHER THING TO DO IN THIS GRIMY CARDBOARD BOX I AM GOING TO UPDATE ALL OF MY STORIES, THIS MIGHT FRIGHTEN YOU AT FIRST BUT I PROMIS IT'S GONNA BE FUN. THE ONLY STORIES I WILL NOT BE UPDATING IS UH,

-BRING ME TO LIFE (JUST UPDATED)

-PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE (SOMETHING TOO TIRED TO THINK) (HAVE TO SEE THE MOVIE AGAIN TO GET FULL DETAILS AND FULL JACK SPARROWNESS.)

BUT ANY HO HUM HERE IS THE STORY

IN THIS CASE IT IS:…………..

FRODO'S BELINDA!!!

YEA SO I THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED BECAUSE EVERYONE I SHOW THIS TOO THINKS IT'S HIALRIOUS SO I THINK THAT THE UPDATE THING DIDN'T WORK SO I WILL GIVE IT ABOTHER GO.

I MUST WARN YOU! READ THE ** THING FIRST AT THE BOTTOM OTHERWISE THE THING WILL BUG YOU UNTIL YOU GET TO THE END!

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Belinda,

All right so now I am going to tell you what happened at our "secret" council meeting, but first I must tell you what I saw. Ok so I was on my way to the meeting and I saw Aragorn and that Arwen chick standing on a log. Now understand that I wasn't eavesdropping, but I thought it was really pretty how the light shown on them both making it look like there was a giant spot light from a movie right behind them (what ever that is?)

But I only HAPPENED to hear what they were saying and so I will write it down here-

Arwen: *something in elfish* *smile*

Aragorn: REALLY? WELL, *SOMETHING IN ELVISH*

Arwen: you know that you aren't as bad assed as you make out to be.

Aragorn: YES I KNOW, BUT YOU AND ONLY YOU KNOW MY DEEP DARK SECRET!

Arwen: yes I do, all though I don't know what is so bad about having a teacup collection.

Aragorn: *looking around wildly* SHHH! SOMEONE MIGHT BE LISTENING!

I then decided that I should get to the council.

So I got there and magically (well we are in Rivendale aren't we?) Aragorn was already there. I nodded at him and he yelled "HOWYA DOIN FRODO? HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE RING!"

"Um I didn't" I replied. So then Elrond gave us the evil eyebrow *, and we all sat down.

Elrond looked at us all for a moment before rushing into this terribly boring, terribly long, detailed, and I mean DETAILED! (He was telling us the color, and shape, and make of everyone of Erendeil's** gang!) My GOD! It was horrible, people were falling asleep everywhere!

So I decided to take this time to look at people, and elves, and dwarves. There were a couple of dwarves with really long beards. I couldn't tell them apart though. I knew one had to be Gloin, and the other Gimli, and there were like two more so I have NO idea who was who.

There were some elves too. They looked so prissy though. Kind of like the ones Sam and me saw when we were coming here. But one I think was Legolas? Maybe? I don't remember. He kind of looked like he should have been a pirate rather than an elf. All though he did make a good elf. I think. If I were like the men at that certain pub Gandalf used to scare me with, then I would definitely date him. Or if I were a chick. I wonder why Arwen isn't dating him? Eh.

Then there was Gandalf. He had done himself all out this time. He had on his pimp hat (kind of looks like mine now that I think about it) and his gray bathrobe. But let me tell you he made it look good. Sittin there all decked out and smoking a cigarette. Yea, he looked ok.

Aragorn though I thought would have something to say every other word, but he didn't. Instead he just sat there twiddling his thumbs and looking intently at his nose, I guess making him cross-eyed. At one point I think he tried to touch his nose with his tongue because he stuck it out and scrunched up his face while still cross-eyed. It was kind of funny. I didn't laugh though because I thought Elrond would yell at me.

There was this other guy Borimir, who you could tell was full of really bad eggs. He kept looking at the ring, then looking at Elrond. And I thought he was going to interrupt once but he rethought it and settled back into his chair. He was boring to watch. I wonder if he has a brother?

Ok so anyway, after Elrond stopped talking Borimir stood up and was all like, "um, excuse me, I was wondering if I could kinda borrow the ring for a while to, you know help out my city and junk, you know no big deal?"

And then Gandalf got all mad and said "HELL NO! THIS AIN'T NO WEAPON! IF I CAN'T HAVE IT NEITHER CAN YOU!"

And Aragorn said "YEA! YOU CAN NOT WIELD THIS THANG! IT IS TOO EVIL! YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE ISILDUR DO YOU?"

And Borimir went "WELL WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MISS PRISS?"

And then Legolas looked up, all interested and said "did someone call me?"

And Aragorn replied " YOU COULD HELP ME OUT HERE YOU KNOW!"

And Legolas stood up and yelled "YOU KNOW, THIS GUY HERE, ARAGORN, YEA WELL HE'S LIKE, THE 37.5 TIMES GREAT- GRANDSON OF ISILDUR! AND YOU KNOW THAT MEANS HE 'S REALLY THE HEIR TO THE THROWN OF GONDOR WHICH ALSO MAKES HIM YOUR MASTER!'

Adding to my headache, Aragorn replied "OK THAT'S ENOUGH! NOW SIT YOUR ELVEN BUTT DOWN!"

And Legolas complied. Then Elrond spoke in a very calm, but very pissed voice, "we have to get this thing to Mt. Doom. We must destroy it. If we do not then very, VERY bad things will happen. Now who will take it?'

And no one said a damn thing.

And Borimir said something else that I didn't catch, because right after that everyone started yelling and fighting. And Gandalf gave his staff to Legolas so he could hit Borimir with it. And then to stop the madness and my headache, I stood up and yelled all loud and proud. "I will take the damn thing if it will shut you all up!" so everyone turned around and stared at me for a moment like they forgot I was here (which happens often owing to the fact I am 3 foot 6 inches) and then Legolas handed Gandalf's staff back him, and Borimir rubbed his head.

"Well then, um ok?" Gandalf said in response. "I guess I will go too"

And one by one, Gimli, Legolas, and Borimir swore their undying allegiance to me, and to tell you the truth it was really cool. I have an army!

And then who should come out of the bushes, but Sam himself. And I thought that it was so nice not having him around "Mr. Frodo"-ing me every two seconds.

So he comes out and swears his undying LOVE to me and promises he will come too. Then Merry and Pippin come out of their hiding places, and want to come too, and Pip, makes an ass of himself AGAIN.

Then Elrond goes "so this is it?" then he gets teary eyed and squeaks out "I'm gonna miss you guys so much!" then "you know I am going to give you a nickname so everyone will remember you, I will call you the fellowship, the fellowship of the, uh, bling bling? No, howa bout the thing? No. Oh I know!" now he stands up strait and looks off into the distance all heroic like " you shall be the fellowship of the ring, now go away!"

So everyone scatters and now I am getting ready for the trip, I told Sam to leave a minute ago, because his helping has turned into bugging. Well I better go, here comes BILBO! Did I forget to mention that he was here? Oh I have missed him. He got really old looking though, like Judy Dench's mum er something. Well got to go.

Hugs and kisses

Frodo.

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*Evil eyebrow as opposed to evil eye

**Spelled wrong

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Please have liked that, please review, I am starving for them, but PLEASE no flames, my ego is damaged enough by the lack of reviews.

Hugs and kisses

Mel