Yea I know someone told me it was good, and that little boost in my ego gave me the will to go on!
Ok here you are……
Wait review replies!
Frodo's Girl-wowo you really love me, I mean you go through all my stories and review them, you are now officially me new EGO BOOSTER!!!! You fight crime and all things bad, such as people who read and do not review! On top of that, you get a brand new spiffy diffy, BAD THINGS SQUISHER! With this power you can squish the bad things!!! YAYAY! Three cheers for Frodo's girl!
Lesley- you likee? Really? People don't review this much…yea….BWOOT!
Cherice-woah, you really woke up to Gandalf? God I thought I was the only one….
By the way there is some Legolas bashing…THIS IS Frodo's OPINION! Not mine. I LOVE Orlando BLOOM AND LEGGY! INFACT Orlando IS MY MUSE!!!
Orli: damn strait!
Hehe gotta love Orli!
**the hobbit song is that song that goes…
the road goes ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road is gone
and I must follow if I can
pursuing it with eager feet
until it joins some larger way
where many paths and errands meet
and whither then I can not say.
You will need to know that for later…..
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day…7?
Dear Belinda,
We started our trek today, I was really nervous, they had to put me at the HEAD of the line…as if that would make up for me being short. HA! Basically all we did was walk. And walk. And walk.
I watched people mostly. I couldn't help it, I mean I AM a people watcher….
All Legolas did was skip around. He wouldn't let ANY one forget that he was the best elf. Everyone thought this was kinda funny, but after an hour of non-stop "HEY! Can you guys do THIS?" someone threw a rock at him and he fell over. Now he 's got this big bruise on his head. At least he stopped talking and showing off. Hehe, elf got what he deserved. The nancy prancy fool.
Aragorn was, well he was Aragorn. About half way to where we stopped for lunch, he suggested we all sing a song….that was really awkward. He suggested we all sing, the hobbit traveling song. Except he changed the words. Here I will write it down. It is actually kinda funny.
The road goes ever on and on,
And on and on and on and on.
My feet are hurting , Cuz its long
So you can go, while I fall down
Pursuing it's not an easy feat
And now there are blisters on my feet
So you go ahead while I lay down
And put on foot soothing balm.
Well as you can see Aragorn is terrible at rhyming or keeping to the beat, but it was pretty funny. Aragorn was yelling the entire thing…which made it really funny.
God I feel like shit, my head hurts. I think I caught a cold. Probably some freaky elf sickness. I though those things don't get sick? I am probably going to break out in a rash in strange places.
Anyway… I was talking to Gandalf about the ring, you know a little better explanation of it's history. I knew I would understand his version better than Elrond the One With Great Eyebrows.
"Hey Gandalf?" I asked
"yo?" he replied
"tell me about the ring.'' I continued
''well this ring'' he pulled me down next to him at this point ''it's like all powerful and junk. Ya know? It controls all the other rings of power and junk. Like mine for example? I'll bet it's controlling it right now. But anyway. We have to like, dump it into with wicked hot mountain called, very appropriately, Mt. Doom. I wonder who thought of that? Mt. Doom? Hmmm hey! Doom kinda sounds like dude, which kinda sounds like doobie.."
"right, well thanks, " I stood up and walked away.
About ten minutes later we stopped for lunch.
We ate. Woo woo big fun.
Borimir tried to teach the hobbits how to sword fight. THAT was interesting, lemme tell you.
Ok so Borimir attacked the hobbits when their backs were turned, then the hobbits turned around and they had stuff sticking out of their mouths (twigs, leaves, I think Merry had a bug) but it scared the SHIT out of Borimir. So he fell, and then the hobbits tackled him.
THEN Aragorn yelled "DOG PILE!" and jumped on all of them with arms open wide. About three minutes later he jumped off and yelled "WOO! THAT WAS FUN! WE MUST DO IT AGAIN!" and the hobbits and Borimir were all like "HELL NO!"
I guess that wasn't really sword play was it? more of horse play. Hahah.
*YAWN*
fork it I am tired…I will continue later…..uh, night I guess.
LOVE always and forever…
Frodo! The do of the fro
Hahah I made that up, ok well Gandalf did, but I like it so I am saying I made it up!
P.S. I wonder how Assa is doing…..I'll bet she misses me.
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sorry guys that sucked…I think …well some of it was funny..right?
I will do better next time I promise!
Just review, I think my ego still need love