Dear Abbi...
Everyone has heard of the famous Dear Abby column in the US! Now, what if there was a similar column here in Japan? What if the SD boys decided to write in? Is 'Abbi' really normal?...
You know the drill. I own nothing. Except the name. I copyright that. Idea's not even mine, how pathetic is that?
[Author's Crap Place]
There will be some sane people writing in. As in normal people with normal problems like their boyfriend is acting weird, what should I do, or my granny has an annoying cat and I'm not allowed to kill it, is there another way to get rid of it, yadda yadda.
I think I'm balding.
Dear Abbi
I am the captain and coach of my school basketball team. It's very stressing, I admit. I still manage to maintain my grades, but the stress is getting to me, especially since after the State Finals. My team is also feeling it. What can I do? I want to improve my team, and un-stress myself. Do you have any good suggestions?
Fuji
Dear Fuji
TAKE STEROIDS!!! I CAN GUARANTEE INSTANT GOOD PLAY ON THE COURT!! AND LISTEN TO THE LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK!!! THE MUSIC IS GOOD!!! IT CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
My cat fell into the neighbour's pond. The fish are alright, but my cat isn't. I think it drowned. It's not moving at all. It doesn't eat, and it hardly moves. And my neighbour is so uncaring! He demanded payment for 'ruining his lawn'. He doesn't even have a lawn! He has long hair which he ties into a ponytail. What should I do?
Catlover
Dear Catlover
IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR CAT IS DEAD!! MOVE ON!! GET A NEW ONE!!! POISON ALL HIS FISHES!!! CUT OFF HIS HAIR!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I am the vice captain of my basketball team in my school. My friend, who is the captain, is really stressed. I saw him this morning and he had circles under his eyes. It's obvious that he's under a lot of pressure. I want to help him, because I know how it feels like. He's the coach as well, and president of our level, AND he has to maintain his A-average. Yet he still keeps up his cheerful demeanor. Can you help me?
Glasses the Taller
Dear Glasses the Taller
KILL HIM!! THERE'S NO PRESSURE OR STRESS WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
Are you related to Abby?
Ike
Dear Ike
WHY THE ^%&$ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!??! I HATE HER, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW!!! ABBY THE ATTENTION STEALER!!! ABBY THE VERY-OLD!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M A LOT YOUNGER THAN SHE IS!!!! THAT BANSHEE!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
[Editor's note: This letter has been taken down due to unneeded expletives. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.]
Dear ----ed up
[Editor's note: We have also taken down this reply for the same reasons. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.]
[A's CP at the bottom]
Did you know bugger's actually a bad word? Just learnt it while playing pool. Really bad....
Ooh yes, I'm thinking of another fic, but I'll need quite a few authors' voluntary join-in thingy. Anyhow, when I've decided what to do with it, you'll know.
Somehow.
[More A's CP, 3/1/2003]
Finished the rough plan, and I think I'll need a lot of people's join-in thingy.
A lot more than I thought...
Oh, and I don't start school 'til 13th Jan, that's why I'm here. Muahahaha. Plenty more time for thinking.
I'm over with mushrooms...I need a new eating addiction....
I think I'll try cheese.
~`kKk/kka
Everyone has heard of the famous Dear Abby column in the US! Now, what if there was a similar column here in Japan? What if the SD boys decided to write in? Is 'Abbi' really normal?...
You know the drill. I own nothing. Except the name. I copyright that. Idea's not even mine, how pathetic is that?
[Author's Crap Place]
There will be some sane people writing in. As in normal people with normal problems like their boyfriend is acting weird, what should I do, or my granny has an annoying cat and I'm not allowed to kill it, is there another way to get rid of it, yadda yadda.
I think I'm balding.
Dear Abbi
I am the captain and coach of my school basketball team. It's very stressing, I admit. I still manage to maintain my grades, but the stress is getting to me, especially since after the State Finals. My team is also feeling it. What can I do? I want to improve my team, and un-stress myself. Do you have any good suggestions?
Fuji
Dear Fuji
TAKE STEROIDS!!! I CAN GUARANTEE INSTANT GOOD PLAY ON THE COURT!! AND LISTEN TO THE LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK!!! THE MUSIC IS GOOD!!! IT CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
My cat fell into the neighbour's pond. The fish are alright, but my cat isn't. I think it drowned. It's not moving at all. It doesn't eat, and it hardly moves. And my neighbour is so uncaring! He demanded payment for 'ruining his lawn'. He doesn't even have a lawn! He has long hair which he ties into a ponytail. What should I do?
Catlover
Dear Catlover
IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR CAT IS DEAD!! MOVE ON!! GET A NEW ONE!!! POISON ALL HIS FISHES!!! CUT OFF HIS HAIR!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
I am the vice captain of my basketball team in my school. My friend, who is the captain, is really stressed. I saw him this morning and he had circles under his eyes. It's obvious that he's under a lot of pressure. I want to help him, because I know how it feels like. He's the coach as well, and president of our level, AND he has to maintain his A-average. Yet he still keeps up his cheerful demeanor. Can you help me?
Glasses the Taller
Dear Glasses the Taller
KILL HIM!! THERE'S NO PRESSURE OR STRESS WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
Are you related to Abby?
Ike
Dear Ike
WHY THE ^%&$ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!??! I HATE HER, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW!!! ABBY THE ATTENTION STEALER!!! ABBY THE VERY-OLD!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M A LOT YOUNGER THAN SHE IS!!!! THAT BANSHEE!!!
Abbi
Dear Abbi
[Editor's note: This letter has been taken down due to unneeded expletives. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.]
Dear ----ed up
[Editor's note: We have also taken down this reply for the same reasons. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.]
[A's CP at the bottom]
Did you know bugger's actually a bad word? Just learnt it while playing pool. Really bad....
Ooh yes, I'm thinking of another fic, but I'll need quite a few authors' voluntary join-in thingy. Anyhow, when I've decided what to do with it, you'll know.
Somehow.
[More A's CP, 3/1/2003]
Finished the rough plan, and I think I'll need a lot of people's join-in thingy.
A lot more than I thought...
Oh, and I don't start school 'til 13th Jan, that's why I'm here. Muahahaha. Plenty more time for thinking.
I'm over with mushrooms...I need a new eating addiction....
I think I'll try cheese.
~`kKk/kka