A/n: Muahahaha. Killing spree. Typical me, wot wot?
Disclaimer: Well you've read the first chapters. If they do belong to me I wouldn't be such an idiot as to kill them off, wot?
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*SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN*
Kanagawa's favourite teenage basketball players are gone.
They will always be remembered in our hearts as the best basketball players in high school. It seems that they have been writing into an advice column called 'Dear Abbi', who has been giving suicidal or fatal answers to their problems.
Little do they know the real truth behind this 'Abbi'.
Abbi is, in actual fact, a 16 year old girl who has been, lately, overdosed with an unusually large amount of Thymine 120, a vitamin that can do really strange things to a person's mind when taken too much.
She had pleaded temporary insanity and is now serving two months' time in the local police station.
There will be a mass funeral for the deceased. All are welcome.
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*Column*
Hi, I just want to know, why are they so stupid as to follow her advice anyway?
~Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, If you dare insult the Great Rukawa Kaede again, we shall hunt you down and make sure you will never be able to write again.
~Rukawa Brigade (Or, what's left of it. I can't remember if they died or not.)
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Don't kill me! oh yea, by the way, the guy in the cat incident? The one with long hair? Yes, he is Kiyota. Somebody asked, but I can't remember the name now -_-. Sorry!
Epilogue is next~~
~`kKk
Disclaimer: Well you've read the first chapters. If they do belong to me I wouldn't be such an idiot as to kill them off, wot?
---
*SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN*
Kanagawa's favourite teenage basketball players are gone.
They will always be remembered in our hearts as the best basketball players in high school. It seems that they have been writing into an advice column called 'Dear Abbi', who has been giving suicidal or fatal answers to their problems.
Little do they know the real truth behind this 'Abbi'.
Abbi is, in actual fact, a 16 year old girl who has been, lately, overdosed with an unusually large amount of Thymine 120, a vitamin that can do really strange things to a person's mind when taken too much.
She had pleaded temporary insanity and is now serving two months' time in the local police station.
There will be a mass funeral for the deceased. All are welcome.
---
*Column*
Hi, I just want to know, why are they so stupid as to follow her advice anyway?
~Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, If you dare insult the Great Rukawa Kaede again, we shall hunt you down and make sure you will never be able to write again.
~Rukawa Brigade (Or, what's left of it. I can't remember if they died or not.)
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--
Don't kill me! oh yea, by the way, the guy in the cat incident? The one with long hair? Yes, he is Kiyota. Somebody asked, but I can't remember the name now -_-. Sorry!
Epilogue is next~~
~`kKk