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A/N: I'm back! And I've been driven to the brink of insanity thanks to my no-good teachers. (I hope they're not reading this) I would like to thank Neutral-Shades Virgo-Version for his/her brilliant idea. I made a little adjustment to it but he/she still takes the credit for the prank. Enjoy Chapter 2!
*~Chapter 2~*
Sora and Kairi had somehow managed to survive Riku's wrath. Riku was still looking for them but he finally gave up after half an hour of searching. He was still pissed off but he decided he better just pretend to give up so that they would come out of hiding sooner. He stalked over to the Paopu tree and sat down on it.
Not too far from there, concealed behind the bushes near the Secret Place, were Sora and Kairi.
"Ow! Get your hand outta my face!" complained Sora, struggling to get out from under Kairi. They had both been in such a hurry to hide that they didn't care about being uncomfortable at first. However, now that Riku was nowhere nearby, they were trying to get into a comfy position.
"I'll get my hand out of your face as soon as you get your shoe out of my face!" she yelled back. They finally managed to straighten things out and were able to breathe properly again.
"How much longer do we have to wait in here?" asked Sora after another excruciating fifteen minutes.
Kairi peeked through the bushes at Riku. "Well, judging from the way he's mutilating that palm tree, I'd say very, very long."
Sora sighed. "I don't know why I'm hiding from him if I've got a Keyblade too." A look of excitement dawned upon Sora's face.
'Oh, no. He's going to do something very stupid,' thought Kairi.
"Which means," continued Sora, oblivious to Kairi's thoughts, "that I can beat him if I try."
"I seriously doubt that," she snickered.
"Hey, whose side are you on?"
Kairi shrugged. A sudden shadow made them jump. "Sora, do you honestly think you can beat me?" asked Riku mockingly, glaring at Sora menacingly.
Sora gulped and ran out of the bushes. "Not so brave when you don't have your hologram projector, huh?" asked Riku, holding up the 'flashlight'.
Sora didn't even look back. He just continued running. (A/N: I am not trying to portray Sora as a coward, I'm just trying to make you people see what Riku's death glare can do to you)
Riku turned to Kairi, his eyes softening. "Hey, Kairi, can you help me?" Kairi hesitated for a moment but eventually nodded.
Riku and Kairi spent the whole day together. (A/N: Not that way, you perverts! Get your minds out of the gutter. You'll soon find out what they were doing)
Riku was trying to teach Kairi to imitate Maleficent's voice. Since he had spent quite a while with Maleficent, he knew how she talked. Kairi was doing a pretty good job and in no time, she had mastered Maleficent's voice. Riku was quite impressed. "Good job," he told her. "We'll pull the prank tonight." Kairi nodded eagerly.
* = * = *
Later at night, Riku and Kairi sneaked outside Sora's window. They had a large bucket full of water. Kairi had brought along a huge bag of dry ice. If everything went well, then Sora would probably have a heart attack. Riku laughed silently at how Sora would react since his parents were out for the night.
He started climbing the tree outside Sora's window with the bucket tied to the end of a rope so that he could lift it up. When he reached the top, he pulled the bucket all the way up and placed it on Sora's windowsill. Riku cautiously opened Sora's window and motioned for Kairi to come up.
With Riku's help, she managed to climb the tree without scratching herself. She sat down on the branch beside Riku. They carefully placed the dry ice inside the bucket.
Immediately, a thick mist started to float up out of the bucket. It was so thick that they could barely see each other in it. Riku made sure that Sora's room was full of mist before withdrawing from his pocket the famous hologram projector.
He made it form Maleficent and he pointed it next to Sora's bed. "Showtime," Riku told Kairi. She giggled slightly and began talking like Maleficent.
"Soraaaa..." she said eerily. Sora opened his eyes slightly and saw Maleficent's silhouette in the fog. He gasped as he realized what he was seeing.
"HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE BITCH THAT CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON!"
Kairi nearly toppled off the branch laughing. Riku was grinning. After regaining her composure, Kairi continued talking like Maleficent. "Sora.. You do not yet know true pain. I can put you in a world of misery if I wish."
Sora whimpered. "No, please don't do that!" Sora started praying like there was no tomorrow. It made him look like a monk.
Kairi was about to say something else when Riku stopped her. He whispered something into her ear. She blushed slightly but continued the prank. "Or better yet.." she said, "how about I put your beloved Kairi in pain and misery?"
Sora stopped praying and turned defensive. "Hey! Leave her out of this!"
Kairi blushed a bit more. "Fine. Then die, Keyblade Master."
Suddenly, before anyone could do anything, the branch that Riku and Kairi were sitting on cracked and they fell to the ground. Kairi's arm accidentally hit the bucket of water, causing it to fall also. Sora's window slammed shut, nearly cutting his fingers off as he tried to look out the window. Fortunately for Riku and Kairi, Sora was unable to open the window once again.
They landed on the hard ground. Kairi was thankful that she landed on top of Riku because she would've probably broken a bone if she hadn't landed on him. Poor Riku got all the pain. Then, to top it all off, the bucket of water landed on them, soaking them to the bone. Kairi gasped as the bucket nearly fell on her head.
Riku got up and quickly helped Kairi up also. "We better get outta here fast!" he told her. "Sora might actually be able to open the window." Kairi nodded. She picked up the hologram projector and ran towards her house. Riku picked up the bucket and ran towards his house.
Sora gave up trying to open the window and sat down on the edge of his bed. He sighed. Wasn't Maleficent dead? Well, apparently not.
He threw himself back against his pillow. He tossed and turned but still could not fall asleep.
* = * = *
The next day, Kairi and Riku were silently talking about how silly Sora looked when he started praying. Riku compared Sora to a monk.
"I didn't know Sora knew how to pray," said Riku, laughing.
They abruptly stopped talking when they heard footsteps behind them. They looked back to see a very groggy-looking Sora. His eyes were red and he looked as though he had not slept in days.
* ~To Be Continued~ *
A/N: These guys just need their daily dose of insanity, don't they? Well, here's a sneak peek into the next chapter:
"What do you guys have to do with Maleficent coming to my house?"~Sora
Anyway, next chapter: Killer Coconuts and Death Spiders! Hehe. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this... MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ideas for jokes and pranks are always welcome!
A/N: I'm back! And I've been driven to the brink of insanity thanks to my no-good teachers. (I hope they're not reading this) I would like to thank Neutral-Shades Virgo-Version for his/her brilliant idea. I made a little adjustment to it but he/she still takes the credit for the prank. Enjoy Chapter 2!
*~Chapter 2~*
Sora and Kairi had somehow managed to survive Riku's wrath. Riku was still looking for them but he finally gave up after half an hour of searching. He was still pissed off but he decided he better just pretend to give up so that they would come out of hiding sooner. He stalked over to the Paopu tree and sat down on it.
Not too far from there, concealed behind the bushes near the Secret Place, were Sora and Kairi.
"Ow! Get your hand outta my face!" complained Sora, struggling to get out from under Kairi. They had both been in such a hurry to hide that they didn't care about being uncomfortable at first. However, now that Riku was nowhere nearby, they were trying to get into a comfy position.
"I'll get my hand out of your face as soon as you get your shoe out of my face!" she yelled back. They finally managed to straighten things out and were able to breathe properly again.
"How much longer do we have to wait in here?" asked Sora after another excruciating fifteen minutes.
Kairi peeked through the bushes at Riku. "Well, judging from the way he's mutilating that palm tree, I'd say very, very long."
Sora sighed. "I don't know why I'm hiding from him if I've got a Keyblade too." A look of excitement dawned upon Sora's face.
'Oh, no. He's going to do something very stupid,' thought Kairi.
"Which means," continued Sora, oblivious to Kairi's thoughts, "that I can beat him if I try."
"I seriously doubt that," she snickered.
"Hey, whose side are you on?"
Kairi shrugged. A sudden shadow made them jump. "Sora, do you honestly think you can beat me?" asked Riku mockingly, glaring at Sora menacingly.
Sora gulped and ran out of the bushes. "Not so brave when you don't have your hologram projector, huh?" asked Riku, holding up the 'flashlight'.
Sora didn't even look back. He just continued running. (A/N: I am not trying to portray Sora as a coward, I'm just trying to make you people see what Riku's death glare can do to you)
Riku turned to Kairi, his eyes softening. "Hey, Kairi, can you help me?" Kairi hesitated for a moment but eventually nodded.
Riku and Kairi spent the whole day together. (A/N: Not that way, you perverts! Get your minds out of the gutter. You'll soon find out what they were doing)
Riku was trying to teach Kairi to imitate Maleficent's voice. Since he had spent quite a while with Maleficent, he knew how she talked. Kairi was doing a pretty good job and in no time, she had mastered Maleficent's voice. Riku was quite impressed. "Good job," he told her. "We'll pull the prank tonight." Kairi nodded eagerly.
* = * = *
Later at night, Riku and Kairi sneaked outside Sora's window. They had a large bucket full of water. Kairi had brought along a huge bag of dry ice. If everything went well, then Sora would probably have a heart attack. Riku laughed silently at how Sora would react since his parents were out for the night.
He started climbing the tree outside Sora's window with the bucket tied to the end of a rope so that he could lift it up. When he reached the top, he pulled the bucket all the way up and placed it on Sora's windowsill. Riku cautiously opened Sora's window and motioned for Kairi to come up.
With Riku's help, she managed to climb the tree without scratching herself. She sat down on the branch beside Riku. They carefully placed the dry ice inside the bucket.
Immediately, a thick mist started to float up out of the bucket. It was so thick that they could barely see each other in it. Riku made sure that Sora's room was full of mist before withdrawing from his pocket the famous hologram projector.
He made it form Maleficent and he pointed it next to Sora's bed. "Showtime," Riku told Kairi. She giggled slightly and began talking like Maleficent.
"Soraaaa..." she said eerily. Sora opened his eyes slightly and saw Maleficent's silhouette in the fog. He gasped as he realized what he was seeing.
"HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE BITCH THAT CAN TURN INTO A DRAGON!"
Kairi nearly toppled off the branch laughing. Riku was grinning. After regaining her composure, Kairi continued talking like Maleficent. "Sora.. You do not yet know true pain. I can put you in a world of misery if I wish."
Sora whimpered. "No, please don't do that!" Sora started praying like there was no tomorrow. It made him look like a monk.
Kairi was about to say something else when Riku stopped her. He whispered something into her ear. She blushed slightly but continued the prank. "Or better yet.." she said, "how about I put your beloved Kairi in pain and misery?"
Sora stopped praying and turned defensive. "Hey! Leave her out of this!"
Kairi blushed a bit more. "Fine. Then die, Keyblade Master."
Suddenly, before anyone could do anything, the branch that Riku and Kairi were sitting on cracked and they fell to the ground. Kairi's arm accidentally hit the bucket of water, causing it to fall also. Sora's window slammed shut, nearly cutting his fingers off as he tried to look out the window. Fortunately for Riku and Kairi, Sora was unable to open the window once again.
They landed on the hard ground. Kairi was thankful that she landed on top of Riku because she would've probably broken a bone if she hadn't landed on him. Poor Riku got all the pain. Then, to top it all off, the bucket of water landed on them, soaking them to the bone. Kairi gasped as the bucket nearly fell on her head.
Riku got up and quickly helped Kairi up also. "We better get outta here fast!" he told her. "Sora might actually be able to open the window." Kairi nodded. She picked up the hologram projector and ran towards her house. Riku picked up the bucket and ran towards his house.
Sora gave up trying to open the window and sat down on the edge of his bed. He sighed. Wasn't Maleficent dead? Well, apparently not.
He threw himself back against his pillow. He tossed and turned but still could not fall asleep.
* = * = *
The next day, Kairi and Riku were silently talking about how silly Sora looked when he started praying. Riku compared Sora to a monk.
"I didn't know Sora knew how to pray," said Riku, laughing.
They abruptly stopped talking when they heard footsteps behind them. They looked back to see a very groggy-looking Sora. His eyes were red and he looked as though he had not slept in days.
* ~To Be Continued~ *
A/N: These guys just need their daily dose of insanity, don't they? Well, here's a sneak peek into the next chapter:
"What do you guys have to do with Maleficent coming to my house?"~Sora
Anyway, next chapter: Killer Coconuts and Death Spiders! Hehe. Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this... MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ideas for jokes and pranks are always welcome!