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A/N: Hello! New chapter up! Just like I promised.
WARNING: Characters might be a little way too OOC during this chapter. I will ask for your forgiveness right now. If they were acting normal, Sora and Riku would never play a prank on Kairi since they are always so protective of her. I'm so sorry. But the characters had to be OOC for the story to continue. Gomen nasai.
*~Chapter 3~*
Riku felt a sudden pang of guilt in his stomach as he stared at the tired Sora. He quickly shrugged the feeling off and looked at Kairi. He could tell that he didn't like the way Sora looked at all.
Sora yawned and sat down on the Paopu tree next to Kairi. She looked at him caringly. "Sora, are you all right?"
Sora shook his head. He closed his eyes and laid his head on Kairi's shoulder. "Riku, what do you guys have to do with Maleficent coming over my house last night?" Sora asked, maintaining his eyes closed.
Riku looked taken aback. "I have nothing to do with Maleficent anymore! And I didn't go anywhere near your house last night!" said Riku, trying (and failing) to look innocent.
Sora shrugged, his eyes still closed. "I just thought that maybe it was you trying to get revenge for the prank. And there was a broken tree branch outside my window this morning. Are you sure you weren't sleepwalking again? Maybe you climbed the tree thinking you were a monkey."
Riku pushed Sora off the Paopu tree. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SORA!" Kairi giggled. Sora groaned from the ground.
"It was just a thought," he said innocently.
"Yeah, and we all know you don't get too many of those," spat Riku.
"Hey! That wasn't nice!"
"Since when am I nice to you?"
"What's your problem?!"
"What's yours?!"
"Cut it out!" interrupted Kairi. "Here are your problems: Riku, you take things too seriously. Sora, you never take anything seriously."
"Whose side are you on?!" yelled Riku and Sora.
"My own," stated Kairi.
Riku glared at her. Sora looked away. Kairi got up from the Paopu tree and stalked off.
Riku turned back towards Sora. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" he asked, a smirk playing across his lips.
"I think so," said Sora. "But first, a nice long nap," he stated, laying back and instantly going to sleep.
* = * = *
Riku and Sora were nearly done collecting the necessary things needed for the prank that they were going to pull on Kairi. (A/N: These guys just don't know when to quit, do they?)
Later on that night, Kairi was in her room sitting on her bed reading a book. It began to get hot in her room. (A/N: The temperature of her room has nothing to do with the prank.) She walked over to the window and opened it completely so as to let the evening air inside. (A/N: Big mistake!)
Her parents went out to dinner and they wouldn't be back until later on, a thing which Sora and Riku knew all too well. Kairi had just sat down on her bed when a small object flew into the room.
Kairi, wide-eyed, walked over to it and picked it up. It was a rock. It had a paper attached to it. She opened the paper and read: WE
Another rock flew into the room. It read: KNOW
And another: WHAT
And yet another: YOU
Kairi had a feeling the message was something stupid, but she stuck around until another rock flew in: DID
Kairi sighed and waited for the other rock: LAST
The last rock unfortunately collided with the back of Kairi's head due to someone's bad aim. (A/N: Guess who?)
Kairi cursed aloud as she read the last paper: SUMMER
Kairi felt very annoyed when yet another rock flew into the room: SORRY
Kairi growled. What kind of idiot wastes 3 million sheets of paper just to get a 7-word message across? And then they're stupid enough to throw another rock just to apologize for hitting her head? Morons.
Kairi was really ticked off when she walked over to the window and saw a coconut being thrown at her window. She ducked just in time. But the coconut flew across her room and split open when it crashed against the wall. Kairi gasped as she saw what was inside: hundreds of tiny spiders. She shrieked.
Spiders were about the only thing Kairi was scared of. And now she knew who was behind the prank: the only two people that knew what she was afraid of.
Kairi screamed again, yelling something about death spiders from another planet that came to kill her. (A/N: Has she gone insane?! The answer is no. It's just this thing called arachnophobia. You know, fear of spiders? *shakes head sadly* Poor, poor Kairi. *laughs insanely* I am so evil.)
Kairi grabbed the book she was reading and chucked it across her room, hoping to crush those nasty things before they spread out. She continued grabbing anything within reach and whacking the floor vigorously.
Outside, Sora and Riku were laughing their heads off at Kairi's anguished yells.
* = * = *
The next morning, it was Kairi's turn to look as though she had not slept in days. She walked over to the Paopu tree very early and collected the things she needed for revenge. A bag of rocks. A slingshot. A pile of coconuts.
All set.
Sora and Riku appeared half an hour later. They were walking over to the Paopu tree when they saw Kairi. She was standing with her arms crossed, a bag of rocks tied to the side of her skirt. Riku immediately sensed trouble and he began to walk away. Kairi smirked.
Sora didn't notice anything.
Kairi picked up two coconuts from the pile and threw them at Sora and Riku. Riku dodged his but Sora didn't see it coming. Poor Sora. You can imagine what happened.
Riku held up his hands in defeat. "Kairi-- we can work this-- out. Can't we?" he stammered.
Kairi smirked again. "Not a chance. Are you aware of how much torment you put me through last night? Do you know what it's like having to spend all night squashing the things that you hate the most? DO YOU?!"
Riku gulped and shook his head. "Well, I'm gonna teach you what it's like," Kairi continued, getting another coconut. She threw it, but Riku dodged it once again. This continued until Kairi ran out of coconuts. When this occurred, she picked up her slingshot and grabbed some rocks.
"HOLY SHIT!" yelled Riku, a large rock zooming by his ear. He turned around and ran as fast as he could to find some shelter from Kairi and her Slingshot of Doom.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Well, next chapter is a free-for-all. You know how dangerous those can get. Sora goes haywire next chapter. The insanity from all the pranks is getting to his head. Trust me. That is what is happening to him.
Please review. Ideas for pranks are necessary at this moment. Ja ne. ^_^
A/N: Hello! New chapter up! Just like I promised.
WARNING: Characters might be a little way too OOC during this chapter. I will ask for your forgiveness right now. If they were acting normal, Sora and Riku would never play a prank on Kairi since they are always so protective of her. I'm so sorry. But the characters had to be OOC for the story to continue. Gomen nasai.
*~Chapter 3~*
Riku felt a sudden pang of guilt in his stomach as he stared at the tired Sora. He quickly shrugged the feeling off and looked at Kairi. He could tell that he didn't like the way Sora looked at all.
Sora yawned and sat down on the Paopu tree next to Kairi. She looked at him caringly. "Sora, are you all right?"
Sora shook his head. He closed his eyes and laid his head on Kairi's shoulder. "Riku, what do you guys have to do with Maleficent coming over my house last night?" Sora asked, maintaining his eyes closed.
Riku looked taken aback. "I have nothing to do with Maleficent anymore! And I didn't go anywhere near your house last night!" said Riku, trying (and failing) to look innocent.
Sora shrugged, his eyes still closed. "I just thought that maybe it was you trying to get revenge for the prank. And there was a broken tree branch outside my window this morning. Are you sure you weren't sleepwalking again? Maybe you climbed the tree thinking you were a monkey."
Riku pushed Sora off the Paopu tree. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SORA!" Kairi giggled. Sora groaned from the ground.
"It was just a thought," he said innocently.
"Yeah, and we all know you don't get too many of those," spat Riku.
"Hey! That wasn't nice!"
"Since when am I nice to you?"
"What's your problem?!"
"What's yours?!"
"Cut it out!" interrupted Kairi. "Here are your problems: Riku, you take things too seriously. Sora, you never take anything seriously."
"Whose side are you on?!" yelled Riku and Sora.
"My own," stated Kairi.
Riku glared at her. Sora looked away. Kairi got up from the Paopu tree and stalked off.
Riku turned back towards Sora. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" he asked, a smirk playing across his lips.
"I think so," said Sora. "But first, a nice long nap," he stated, laying back and instantly going to sleep.
* = * = *
Riku and Sora were nearly done collecting the necessary things needed for the prank that they were going to pull on Kairi. (A/N: These guys just don't know when to quit, do they?)
Later on that night, Kairi was in her room sitting on her bed reading a book. It began to get hot in her room. (A/N: The temperature of her room has nothing to do with the prank.) She walked over to the window and opened it completely so as to let the evening air inside. (A/N: Big mistake!)
Her parents went out to dinner and they wouldn't be back until later on, a thing which Sora and Riku knew all too well. Kairi had just sat down on her bed when a small object flew into the room.
Kairi, wide-eyed, walked over to it and picked it up. It was a rock. It had a paper attached to it. She opened the paper and read: WE
Another rock flew into the room. It read: KNOW
And another: WHAT
And yet another: YOU
Kairi had a feeling the message was something stupid, but she stuck around until another rock flew in: DID
Kairi sighed and waited for the other rock: LAST
The last rock unfortunately collided with the back of Kairi's head due to someone's bad aim. (A/N: Guess who?)
Kairi cursed aloud as she read the last paper: SUMMER
Kairi felt very annoyed when yet another rock flew into the room: SORRY
Kairi growled. What kind of idiot wastes 3 million sheets of paper just to get a 7-word message across? And then they're stupid enough to throw another rock just to apologize for hitting her head? Morons.
Kairi was really ticked off when she walked over to the window and saw a coconut being thrown at her window. She ducked just in time. But the coconut flew across her room and split open when it crashed against the wall. Kairi gasped as she saw what was inside: hundreds of tiny spiders. She shrieked.
Spiders were about the only thing Kairi was scared of. And now she knew who was behind the prank: the only two people that knew what she was afraid of.
Kairi screamed again, yelling something about death spiders from another planet that came to kill her. (A/N: Has she gone insane?! The answer is no. It's just this thing called arachnophobia. You know, fear of spiders? *shakes head sadly* Poor, poor Kairi. *laughs insanely* I am so evil.)
Kairi grabbed the book she was reading and chucked it across her room, hoping to crush those nasty things before they spread out. She continued grabbing anything within reach and whacking the floor vigorously.
Outside, Sora and Riku were laughing their heads off at Kairi's anguished yells.
* = * = *
The next morning, it was Kairi's turn to look as though she had not slept in days. She walked over to the Paopu tree very early and collected the things she needed for revenge. A bag of rocks. A slingshot. A pile of coconuts.
All set.
Sora and Riku appeared half an hour later. They were walking over to the Paopu tree when they saw Kairi. She was standing with her arms crossed, a bag of rocks tied to the side of her skirt. Riku immediately sensed trouble and he began to walk away. Kairi smirked.
Sora didn't notice anything.
Kairi picked up two coconuts from the pile and threw them at Sora and Riku. Riku dodged his but Sora didn't see it coming. Poor Sora. You can imagine what happened.
Riku held up his hands in defeat. "Kairi-- we can work this-- out. Can't we?" he stammered.
Kairi smirked again. "Not a chance. Are you aware of how much torment you put me through last night? Do you know what it's like having to spend all night squashing the things that you hate the most? DO YOU?!"
Riku gulped and shook his head. "Well, I'm gonna teach you what it's like," Kairi continued, getting another coconut. She threw it, but Riku dodged it once again. This continued until Kairi ran out of coconuts. When this occurred, she picked up her slingshot and grabbed some rocks.
"HOLY SHIT!" yelled Riku, a large rock zooming by his ear. He turned around and ran as fast as he could to find some shelter from Kairi and her Slingshot of Doom.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Well, next chapter is a free-for-all. You know how dangerous those can get. Sora goes haywire next chapter. The insanity from all the pranks is getting to his head. Trust me. That is what is happening to him.
Please review. Ideas for pranks are necessary at this moment. Ja ne. ^_^