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A/N: Message to my little 'buddy' Adolfo Real. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. I have more things to tell you, but I won't say it here. I might scare my readers away.
Thanks for this prank go to my friend, Neutral. Arigato. (Please read his/her KH story: "The Lost Child". It's really good so far. So please go take a look.)
*~Chapter 4~*
After an entire morning of chasing Riku, Kairi finally ran out of rocks. Riku sighed in relief when he noticed. He slumped down onto the ground, breathing hard. (A/N: Yes, all of the rocks did miss him but he'll get what he deserves.)
Kairi was still enraged and realizing that she had ran out of rocks made her even angrier. She stomped over to Riku and brought her Slingshot of Doom down onto his head. The Slingshot of Doom cracked into two and Riku was knocked out.
Kairi smiled and walked towards shore. She lay down on the soft sand and closed her eyes.
Not too far away, Sora awoke from his slumber. (A/N: More like, "Awoke from his pain-filled nightmare.") He stirred slightly and raised his hand up to his face. He ran his fingers over his left cheek and flinched.
'Damn, that hurts!' thought Sora. 'Kairi sure can pack a punch...But then again, it was with a coconut.' He laughed slightly.
Looking over his shoulder, he saw Kairi snoozing on the sand and looking towards his left, he saw Riku lying underneath a coconut palm. Next to Riku was the top half of the Slingshot of Doom.
Sora was thankful that he had been knocked out so early on since he could imagine what Kairi had done to Riku.
While looking at his friends, Sora got an idea for a new prank. This time, however, he wasn't going to need anyone's help. He got up and walked towards Kairi.
* = * = *
Kairi lay peacefully in the sun. A sudden breeze made her feel cold and she shivered involuntarily. Abruptly, she felt very warm. Opening her eyes slightly, she noticed she was snuggled against someone's chest.
Realization dawned upon Kairi and she immediately pulled away. Sora opened his eyes. "What's wrong?" he asked innocently.
Kairi stared at him wide-eyed. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, SORA?!"
Sora blinked. "What do you mean?"
"YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT I MEAN!!"
"No I don't." Sora tried to snuggle against her again.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BAKA HENTAI!!" Kairi stood up and pulled herself out of Sora's grasp. She turned around and ran away.
Sora smirked. 'That went well,' he thought. 'Now for Riku.' He got up, dusted himself off and walked towards Riku.
* = * = *
Riku awoke when he felt someone lay against his chest. Opening his eyes slightly, he looked down and saw a brown head lying against him. 'OH, MY GOD! IT'S SORA!' he thought.
He gasped and pushed Sora off him. Sora repeated what he said to Kairi as he got up. "What's wrong?"
Riku was breathing hard. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, SORA?!"
"Nothing," said Sora.
"THEN WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING HUGGING ME?!"
"I dunno. By the way, you make a nice pillow."
Riku blushed a deep scarlet. "LEAVE ME ALONE, SORA! GO FEEL UP ON KAIRI! BUT DON'T COME NEAR ME AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!"
Sora had a hard time keeping his face straight. Riku was really freaked out by now. He turned around and walked away, muttering something that sounded strangely like, "Why me? Why me?"
When Riku was safely out of earshot, Sora started laughing like a hyena. "I finally have the upper hand over Kairi. And I now have the advantage over Riku. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Noticing that he had just laughed like a maniac, Sora cleared his throat. "Man, I have got to stop hanging out with Ansem. His evil cackle is contagious."
* ~ * ~ *
Later on that night, Kairi called Riku over to her house.
"Hey, Riku," she greeted when he knocked on the door.
"Hey, Kairi."
"Uh, can I talk to you?"
"Sure. What's up?"
"Sora."
Riku didn't look at all surprised when she said this. Sora was definitely acting weird this morning. Riku and Kairi sat down opposite each other on the couches and began to talk.
Kairi told Riku about how Sora had followed her continuously all day long. She was only rid of him for the few moments that occurred when she ran away from him. During those few moments, Sora had been tailing Riku and attempting to hug him nonstop.
"So, what do you think we should do about it?" Kairi asked Riku after they had both told each other what Sora had done. "Not only is he making me nervous since he's coming on too fast, but now I'm not sure whether he's straight or not."
Riku thought for a moment before a smiled played across his lips. "Don't worry about it, Kairi. I have a way we can find out if Sora is straight or if he isn't. Just leave it to me and by tomorrow evening, we'll know the truth."
"Thanks, Riku."
* = * = *
The next morning, Sora was up to his old tricks again. This time, he was stalking Riku. Kairi had made sure to steer clear of Sora since she wanted Riku's plan to work.
"Come on, Riku," whined Sora. "Just let me be with you."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from me?!" Riku yelled back.
"Come on. I know you want me."
"As if. Go look for Kairi. I don't want you here."
"Yes you do."
Riku stayed silent. He was buying himself some time. He needed Sora to ask even more questions before Riku's plan could work.
"Come on, Riku. You know we both feel the same way. Just let me hug you," pleaded Sora.
'I can't believe this. Sora is one hell of a good actor. At least, I hope he's acting,' thought Riku. He growled. 'Screw waiting! I'm gonna put my plan into action right now!"
Riku sighed. "Alright, Sora. You're right. There's no point in denying our feelings for each other any longer."
Sora stopped his babbling and stared at Riku wide-eyed. "Wha?" was all he could manage to say before Riku pulled him into a tight hug.
Sora freaked. "GET THE HELL OFF ME! I WAS PLAYING AROUND ALL THIS TIME! DON'T TOUCH ME! AHH!"
Riku let him go instantly. Sora ran off screaming while Riku laughed his head off.
* = * = *
"So it was a prank all along?" Kairi asked Sora that night. Sora nodded.
All three of them were at Sora's house. Riku and Kairi had visited him since he was still recovering from the shock of Riku's hug.
"Well, Sora...don't ever do that again because you had me really freaked out at first," Riku said, his arms crossed.
"You think I wasn't freaked when you hugged me?" asked Sora incredulously.
Riku shrugged. "I had to. If you would have continued the joke, I would have died of a heart attack."
Sora spoke up. "Let's just get something straight here: I AM NOT GAY."
Riku nodded. "Nor am I."
"Good. So it's all settled then," said Kairi.
The boys nodded. "Well, then let's go to sleep," Sora said. Riku and Kairi each went to their respective houses.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Okay, I have to make sure that everyone understands something: Sora and Riku are straight. Let me prove it to you:
Sora loves Kairi
Kairi loves Sora
Riku loves ME
I love Riku
Do you all understand? Sora & Kairi were meant to be. Also, I am a girl and Riku loves me and I love him. Got it? Good. Please review.
If you flame me, I'll flame you.
A/N: Message to my little 'buddy' Adolfo Real. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. I have more things to tell you, but I won't say it here. I might scare my readers away.
Thanks for this prank go to my friend, Neutral. Arigato. (Please read his/her KH story: "The Lost Child". It's really good so far. So please go take a look.)
*~Chapter 4~*
After an entire morning of chasing Riku, Kairi finally ran out of rocks. Riku sighed in relief when he noticed. He slumped down onto the ground, breathing hard. (A/N: Yes, all of the rocks did miss him but he'll get what he deserves.)
Kairi was still enraged and realizing that she had ran out of rocks made her even angrier. She stomped over to Riku and brought her Slingshot of Doom down onto his head. The Slingshot of Doom cracked into two and Riku was knocked out.
Kairi smiled and walked towards shore. She lay down on the soft sand and closed her eyes.
Not too far away, Sora awoke from his slumber. (A/N: More like, "Awoke from his pain-filled nightmare.") He stirred slightly and raised his hand up to his face. He ran his fingers over his left cheek and flinched.
'Damn, that hurts!' thought Sora. 'Kairi sure can pack a punch...But then again, it was with a coconut.' He laughed slightly.
Looking over his shoulder, he saw Kairi snoozing on the sand and looking towards his left, he saw Riku lying underneath a coconut palm. Next to Riku was the top half of the Slingshot of Doom.
Sora was thankful that he had been knocked out so early on since he could imagine what Kairi had done to Riku.
While looking at his friends, Sora got an idea for a new prank. This time, however, he wasn't going to need anyone's help. He got up and walked towards Kairi.
* = * = *
Kairi lay peacefully in the sun. A sudden breeze made her feel cold and she shivered involuntarily. Abruptly, she felt very warm. Opening her eyes slightly, she noticed she was snuggled against someone's chest.
Realization dawned upon Kairi and she immediately pulled away. Sora opened his eyes. "What's wrong?" he asked innocently.
Kairi stared at him wide-eyed. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, SORA?!"
Sora blinked. "What do you mean?"
"YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT I MEAN!!"
"No I don't." Sora tried to snuggle against her again.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU BAKA HENTAI!!" Kairi stood up and pulled herself out of Sora's grasp. She turned around and ran away.
Sora smirked. 'That went well,' he thought. 'Now for Riku.' He got up, dusted himself off and walked towards Riku.
* = * = *
Riku awoke when he felt someone lay against his chest. Opening his eyes slightly, he looked down and saw a brown head lying against him. 'OH, MY GOD! IT'S SORA!' he thought.
He gasped and pushed Sora off him. Sora repeated what he said to Kairi as he got up. "What's wrong?"
Riku was breathing hard. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, SORA?!"
"Nothing," said Sora.
"THEN WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING HUGGING ME?!"
"I dunno. By the way, you make a nice pillow."
Riku blushed a deep scarlet. "LEAVE ME ALONE, SORA! GO FEEL UP ON KAIRI! BUT DON'T COME NEAR ME AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!"
Sora had a hard time keeping his face straight. Riku was really freaked out by now. He turned around and walked away, muttering something that sounded strangely like, "Why me? Why me?"
When Riku was safely out of earshot, Sora started laughing like a hyena. "I finally have the upper hand over Kairi. And I now have the advantage over Riku. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Noticing that he had just laughed like a maniac, Sora cleared his throat. "Man, I have got to stop hanging out with Ansem. His evil cackle is contagious."
* ~ * ~ *
Later on that night, Kairi called Riku over to her house.
"Hey, Riku," she greeted when he knocked on the door.
"Hey, Kairi."
"Uh, can I talk to you?"
"Sure. What's up?"
"Sora."
Riku didn't look at all surprised when she said this. Sora was definitely acting weird this morning. Riku and Kairi sat down opposite each other on the couches and began to talk.
Kairi told Riku about how Sora had followed her continuously all day long. She was only rid of him for the few moments that occurred when she ran away from him. During those few moments, Sora had been tailing Riku and attempting to hug him nonstop.
"So, what do you think we should do about it?" Kairi asked Riku after they had both told each other what Sora had done. "Not only is he making me nervous since he's coming on too fast, but now I'm not sure whether he's straight or not."
Riku thought for a moment before a smiled played across his lips. "Don't worry about it, Kairi. I have a way we can find out if Sora is straight or if he isn't. Just leave it to me and by tomorrow evening, we'll know the truth."
"Thanks, Riku."
* = * = *
The next morning, Sora was up to his old tricks again. This time, he was stalking Riku. Kairi had made sure to steer clear of Sora since she wanted Riku's plan to work.
"Come on, Riku," whined Sora. "Just let me be with you."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from me?!" Riku yelled back.
"Come on. I know you want me."
"As if. Go look for Kairi. I don't want you here."
"Yes you do."
Riku stayed silent. He was buying himself some time. He needed Sora to ask even more questions before Riku's plan could work.
"Come on, Riku. You know we both feel the same way. Just let me hug you," pleaded Sora.
'I can't believe this. Sora is one hell of a good actor. At least, I hope he's acting,' thought Riku. He growled. 'Screw waiting! I'm gonna put my plan into action right now!"
Riku sighed. "Alright, Sora. You're right. There's no point in denying our feelings for each other any longer."
Sora stopped his babbling and stared at Riku wide-eyed. "Wha?" was all he could manage to say before Riku pulled him into a tight hug.
Sora freaked. "GET THE HELL OFF ME! I WAS PLAYING AROUND ALL THIS TIME! DON'T TOUCH ME! AHH!"
Riku let him go instantly. Sora ran off screaming while Riku laughed his head off.
* = * = *
"So it was a prank all along?" Kairi asked Sora that night. Sora nodded.
All three of them were at Sora's house. Riku and Kairi had visited him since he was still recovering from the shock of Riku's hug.
"Well, Sora...don't ever do that again because you had me really freaked out at first," Riku said, his arms crossed.
"You think I wasn't freaked when you hugged me?" asked Sora incredulously.
Riku shrugged. "I had to. If you would have continued the joke, I would have died of a heart attack."
Sora spoke up. "Let's just get something straight here: I AM NOT GAY."
Riku nodded. "Nor am I."
"Good. So it's all settled then," said Kairi.
The boys nodded. "Well, then let's go to sleep," Sora said. Riku and Kairi each went to their respective houses.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Okay, I have to make sure that everyone understands something: Sora and Riku are straight. Let me prove it to you:
Sora loves Kairi
Kairi loves Sora
Riku loves ME
I love Riku
Do you all understand? Sora & Kairi were meant to be. Also, I am a girl and Riku loves me and I love him. Got it? Good. Please review.
If you flame me, I'll flame you.