A/N: *bowing humbly* I am so sorry that I took so much time to put up
chapter 5. I have had internet problems that have gotten on my last nerve.
*clenches fist*
Thanks go to:
'Cat'-- for the idea of taping someone while they're in the shower.
'Neutral-Shades-Virgo-Version'-- For the ideas for the rest of the pranks.
Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka get involved in this chapter!! Just like how you guys wanted it!! Anyway, this prank will be a team effort done by our fabulous trio. Hope you like it! BTW, Tidus has a one-story house and he lives with his mom.
*~Chapter 5~*
The next day, Sora, Riku, and Kairi were hanging out near the shore. They were all lying in the brilliantly white sand, looking up at the sunny sky. Riku yawned.
Sora, who had been asleep for nearly five minutes, woke with a start. He sat up and looked around. "I'm bored," he stated.
Riku sighed. "Yeah, ever since we stopped playing pranks on each other, life has grown tedious."
Kairi laughed. "It wasn't that long ago though. It was just yesterday."
"Well, it seems like a year ago," said Sora flatly.
"Why don't we start playing pranks on other people?" asked Riku, grinning. "Apart from ourselves obviously."
Kairi looked over at him. "You mean Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka?" she asked with an evil glint in her eyes.
Riku laughed. "Of course." He whispered his plan to his two friends. They laughed and went home to gather supplies.
* = * = *
Half an hour later, all three of them were together again. This time, they had gathered at the little island with the Paopu tree.
Sora had nicked a video camera from his mom's closet, Kairi had gotten a blank tape from her attic, and Riku had brought the batteries for the camera. They all sat on the ground and began discussing how they would go about the prank. They decided to play it on Tidus.
"Okay, then. Now that that's settled, who's gonna tape him?" asked Sora.
He and Riku looked at Kairi.
Kairi backed away. "Hey, don't look at me! I'm not gonna tape him!"
"But you're the only girl, Kairi," declared Riku.
"What's your point?! I'm still not gonna tape him. I don't have enough courage to do such a thing! And you can't make me!" she yelled, crossing her arms.
Sora and Riku looked at each other and sighed.
"There's no way we can get her to tape him if she doesn't want to," said Riku. "So it's gotta be one of us that tapes Tidus. The problem is, how do we decide who is gonna tape him?"
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Sora offered.
"I suppose so."
"Rock, paper, scissors!" they chanted, as the two boys pulled out their hands formed into the objects they chose. Sora pulled out a fist, while Riku had his clenched with both his index and middle finger left out straight. Sora had beaten Riku's "scissors" with his "rock".
Sora jumped up happily. "Ha ha! Yes! I win!"
Riku looked at his 'scissors' angrily. "Damn it!"
Sora handed him the video camera. Riku took it and marched solemnly towards Tidus's house.
* = * = *
Riku was standing outside Tidus's house with video camera in hand. He peeked in through the window and, to his luck, saw Tidus standing in front of a mirror, posing.
Riku gasped. 'I didn't know he did this!' he thought, taping him with the video camera.
Riku turned the camera towards himself so that he could talk. "Okay, right now I am bravely standing outside Tidus's bedroom window. He keeps on trying a million different poses to make himself look tough but they're all failing miserably. He still looks as scrawny as ever. And...OH MY GOD!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS POSE!!!" Riku flipped the camera around so that it was facing Tidus again. "He is trying to flex his nonexistent muscles!" Riku whispered.
After minutes of flexing, Tidus got tired and put on the radio. He began listening to the song "Spice up your Life" by the Spice Girls.
Tidus began dancing around in a very girly way and singing very off-tune.
Riku had placed the camera on the windowsill and he was outside covering his ears. When the song ended, Tidus decided on taking a shower.
Riku had placed the camera on the windowsill and he was outside covering his ears. When the song ended, Tidus decided on taking a shower. Riku's chiselled face soured into a grimace as caught a glimpse of Tidus, idiotically dancing his way into the bathroom, like a tooth fairy that had just received a her crush's front tooth.
"Oh my God, this cannot be our Tidus..." the silver-haired boy hissed, half amused, half indignant, as he saw Tidus give another feminine twirl, as if he were the primadonna in a Swan Lake ballet. "Oh, no! Why me? Why me? Why me?" he cried.
Tidus grabbed his towel and went inside his bathroom. Riku made sure he was gone before climbing into the room through the window. He slowly walked over to the bathroom door and opened it cautiously. Walking inside, he gasped when he saw Tidus's shower curtain. It was completely transparent! He stifled a scream and began to walk out of the bathroom just when Tidus started singing, "Oops, I did it again" by Britney Spears in a very off- tune voice.
Riku decided to stick around until Tidus finished singing. Looking at anything but at the shower, Riku spotted a mirror hanging on the wall. It was all steamed up and Riku decided to make this a double prank.
He walked over to the mirror and scribbled on it hastily. He flipped the video camera away from the naked Tidus and towards the mirror. It read, "you'll die in seven dayz..."
Riku snickered and decided it was time to bail. He made sure he left a crack in the door from where he could still tape Tidus without getting caught. It was pure luck that he had not gotten caught yet since Tidus would have easily seen him if he had looked towards the curtain.
When Tidus emerged from the shower, he wrapped himself in his towel and turned towards the mirror to admire himself. Instead of seeing himself, he saw Riku's handwritten message. Tidus screamed, causing himself to fall backwards onto the shower curtain, ripping it from the horizontal pole it was hung on.
"TIDUS?!" someone yelled from outside the bedroom door.
Riku cursed. He ran towards the window and leaped outside, only managing to get his left foot stuck as the window slammed down onto his ankle. He screamed and kicked at the window with his right foot. Getting it open was surprisingly easy, but landing softly on the ground was not. Riku landed on a trashcan that someone had placed outside the window after he had gone inside. Remembering his job, Riku painfully stood up and taped Tidus's mom going into the bathroom. She had closed the door behind her, so Riku had no idea what was going on. However, their voices were easily heard.
"What happened, sugah-pie?" Tidus's mom sweetly asked.
"Sugah-pie!" The silver-haired teen breathed out in quiet, yet, hysteric amusement. Riku cannot help but chuckle.
"I kinda fell..." Tidus whined childishly, pointing to the message on the mirror. Riku could even imagine the pout on the blond boy's face when he said it.
"Are you okay, shnookems? How did it happen my darling-baby-honey-bee?" Tidus's mom questioned in a sickly, sweet tone. Riku was going hysterical from just hearing the conversation.
"Well what do you know? Tidus is a momma's boy" Riku chuckled in silent fits of laughter.
"Well whoever wrote that was a bad speller. He didn't even spell "days" right. I don't think he's as smart you, my little chocolate pie a la modally sweet plum duckling." Tidus's mom pointed out. Riku sighed from all the laughter, his stomach hurting from all the hysterical fits he chucked in silence. "Well, hurry up and get dressed Tidus-honey-candy-baby. You don't want to attend your ballet lesson with nothing on, do you Tidus, my little sweet baby bunny."
"Okay momsie..." Riku heard the blond boy say obediently, and laughed silently as he did. Done with all the shots that he'd taken and contented with what he'd seen, Riku turned off the video camera and went back to the island...
* = * = *
Sora and Kairi were having a game of rock-paper-scissors when Riku got back. They eagerly stood up and walked over to him. He was limping and had a black eye. "What happened?" Sora asked his best friend.
Riku smiled and handed him the video camera. " I fell," he said, laughing.
Sora cocked an eyebrow. "You're laughing because you fell?"
Riku sighed and slumped down onto the floor. "Nope. You'll see why I'm laughing when you watch that video."
Kairi smiled. "Great! So you succeeded," she told Riku. He nodded.
Sora spoke up. "Okay. Now we need to show everyone what Tidus does. I'll provide the flick, Kairi provides the food, and Riku will provide the atmosphere."
Everyone nodded.
* = * = *
That evening, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka showed up at Riku's house. Kairi had invited them so that they could watch a movie. Sora called it an "Academy Award Winner for Comedy". Selphie could hardly wait. She was jumping up and down from excitement.
While everyone was sitting around in different places of Riku's living room, Sora popped a movie into the VCR, Kairi handed out bags of popcorn and Riku pressed 'PLAY'. Everyone watched Tidus make a fool of himself in the movie: they showed the part where he sang the Spice Girls song, the part where he danced like a ballerina, and the most hysterical, the part where he was talking to his beloved mommy.
Humiliated, Tidus ran out of the house.
After the film was over, the five teens stood outside the house, discussing the movie.
"You'll die in seven days..." Kairi was saying.
Tidus came running up to her from behind a bush. "YOU'LL DIE IN SEVEN SECONDS!!!" he yelled, charging at her with his pole.
Kairi yelled and instinctively ran away, fearing for her life. Sora and Riku got smart and did the same.
Tidus bolted after them like how a wolf would go after his prey.
* = * = *
Kairi had found some bushes to hide in and so when Sora and Riku ran by, she invited them to hide inside too. Tidus came running right behind them but he didn't see them hide in the bushes. However, seeing that they had disappeared, he began hitting the nearby bushes.
Tidus was whacking the bushes violently with his stick. A squirrel came running out of one of them and it nearly bit Tidus's hand. He slapped it away and continued hitting the bushes.
Sora eyed this scene interestedly from his hiding place. He laughed slightly when Tidus got into a fight with the squirrel. However, when Tidus resumed whacking the bushes, Sora became serious once again. "How long do we have to wait until we can come out?" he asked quietly.
Kairi peeked through the bushes to look at Tidus. "Judging from the way he's mutilating those bushes, I think very, very long."
Sora sighed. "Damn, Tidus is armed and dangerous when he's angered," he said solemnly.
Riku grinned. "Don't forget homicidal."
Kairi was still observing Tidus through the bushes. "Poor bushes..." she murmured.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Please review and don't forget to give me ideas for chapter six!! ^_^
Thanks go to:
'Cat'-- for the idea of taping someone while they're in the shower.
'Neutral-Shades-Virgo-Version'-- For the ideas for the rest of the pranks.
Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka get involved in this chapter!! Just like how you guys wanted it!! Anyway, this prank will be a team effort done by our fabulous trio. Hope you like it! BTW, Tidus has a one-story house and he lives with his mom.
*~Chapter 5~*
The next day, Sora, Riku, and Kairi were hanging out near the shore. They were all lying in the brilliantly white sand, looking up at the sunny sky. Riku yawned.
Sora, who had been asleep for nearly five minutes, woke with a start. He sat up and looked around. "I'm bored," he stated.
Riku sighed. "Yeah, ever since we stopped playing pranks on each other, life has grown tedious."
Kairi laughed. "It wasn't that long ago though. It was just yesterday."
"Well, it seems like a year ago," said Sora flatly.
"Why don't we start playing pranks on other people?" asked Riku, grinning. "Apart from ourselves obviously."
Kairi looked over at him. "You mean Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka?" she asked with an evil glint in her eyes.
Riku laughed. "Of course." He whispered his plan to his two friends. They laughed and went home to gather supplies.
* = * = *
Half an hour later, all three of them were together again. This time, they had gathered at the little island with the Paopu tree.
Sora had nicked a video camera from his mom's closet, Kairi had gotten a blank tape from her attic, and Riku had brought the batteries for the camera. They all sat on the ground and began discussing how they would go about the prank. They decided to play it on Tidus.
"Okay, then. Now that that's settled, who's gonna tape him?" asked Sora.
He and Riku looked at Kairi.
Kairi backed away. "Hey, don't look at me! I'm not gonna tape him!"
"But you're the only girl, Kairi," declared Riku.
"What's your point?! I'm still not gonna tape him. I don't have enough courage to do such a thing! And you can't make me!" she yelled, crossing her arms.
Sora and Riku looked at each other and sighed.
"There's no way we can get her to tape him if she doesn't want to," said Riku. "So it's gotta be one of us that tapes Tidus. The problem is, how do we decide who is gonna tape him?"
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Sora offered.
"I suppose so."
"Rock, paper, scissors!" they chanted, as the two boys pulled out their hands formed into the objects they chose. Sora pulled out a fist, while Riku had his clenched with both his index and middle finger left out straight. Sora had beaten Riku's "scissors" with his "rock".
Sora jumped up happily. "Ha ha! Yes! I win!"
Riku looked at his 'scissors' angrily. "Damn it!"
Sora handed him the video camera. Riku took it and marched solemnly towards Tidus's house.
* = * = *
Riku was standing outside Tidus's house with video camera in hand. He peeked in through the window and, to his luck, saw Tidus standing in front of a mirror, posing.
Riku gasped. 'I didn't know he did this!' he thought, taping him with the video camera.
Riku turned the camera towards himself so that he could talk. "Okay, right now I am bravely standing outside Tidus's bedroom window. He keeps on trying a million different poses to make himself look tough but they're all failing miserably. He still looks as scrawny as ever. And...OH MY GOD!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS POSE!!!" Riku flipped the camera around so that it was facing Tidus again. "He is trying to flex his nonexistent muscles!" Riku whispered.
After minutes of flexing, Tidus got tired and put on the radio. He began listening to the song "Spice up your Life" by the Spice Girls.
Tidus began dancing around in a very girly way and singing very off-tune.
Riku had placed the camera on the windowsill and he was outside covering his ears. When the song ended, Tidus decided on taking a shower.
Riku had placed the camera on the windowsill and he was outside covering his ears. When the song ended, Tidus decided on taking a shower. Riku's chiselled face soured into a grimace as caught a glimpse of Tidus, idiotically dancing his way into the bathroom, like a tooth fairy that had just received a her crush's front tooth.
"Oh my God, this cannot be our Tidus..." the silver-haired boy hissed, half amused, half indignant, as he saw Tidus give another feminine twirl, as if he were the primadonna in a Swan Lake ballet. "Oh, no! Why me? Why me? Why me?" he cried.
Tidus grabbed his towel and went inside his bathroom. Riku made sure he was gone before climbing into the room through the window. He slowly walked over to the bathroom door and opened it cautiously. Walking inside, he gasped when he saw Tidus's shower curtain. It was completely transparent! He stifled a scream and began to walk out of the bathroom just when Tidus started singing, "Oops, I did it again" by Britney Spears in a very off- tune voice.
Riku decided to stick around until Tidus finished singing. Looking at anything but at the shower, Riku spotted a mirror hanging on the wall. It was all steamed up and Riku decided to make this a double prank.
He walked over to the mirror and scribbled on it hastily. He flipped the video camera away from the naked Tidus and towards the mirror. It read, "you'll die in seven dayz..."
Riku snickered and decided it was time to bail. He made sure he left a crack in the door from where he could still tape Tidus without getting caught. It was pure luck that he had not gotten caught yet since Tidus would have easily seen him if he had looked towards the curtain.
When Tidus emerged from the shower, he wrapped himself in his towel and turned towards the mirror to admire himself. Instead of seeing himself, he saw Riku's handwritten message. Tidus screamed, causing himself to fall backwards onto the shower curtain, ripping it from the horizontal pole it was hung on.
"TIDUS?!" someone yelled from outside the bedroom door.
Riku cursed. He ran towards the window and leaped outside, only managing to get his left foot stuck as the window slammed down onto his ankle. He screamed and kicked at the window with his right foot. Getting it open was surprisingly easy, but landing softly on the ground was not. Riku landed on a trashcan that someone had placed outside the window after he had gone inside. Remembering his job, Riku painfully stood up and taped Tidus's mom going into the bathroom. She had closed the door behind her, so Riku had no idea what was going on. However, their voices were easily heard.
"What happened, sugah-pie?" Tidus's mom sweetly asked.
"Sugah-pie!" The silver-haired teen breathed out in quiet, yet, hysteric amusement. Riku cannot help but chuckle.
"I kinda fell..." Tidus whined childishly, pointing to the message on the mirror. Riku could even imagine the pout on the blond boy's face when he said it.
"Are you okay, shnookems? How did it happen my darling-baby-honey-bee?" Tidus's mom questioned in a sickly, sweet tone. Riku was going hysterical from just hearing the conversation.
"Well what do you know? Tidus is a momma's boy" Riku chuckled in silent fits of laughter.
"Well whoever wrote that was a bad speller. He didn't even spell "days" right. I don't think he's as smart you, my little chocolate pie a la modally sweet plum duckling." Tidus's mom pointed out. Riku sighed from all the laughter, his stomach hurting from all the hysterical fits he chucked in silence. "Well, hurry up and get dressed Tidus-honey-candy-baby. You don't want to attend your ballet lesson with nothing on, do you Tidus, my little sweet baby bunny."
"Okay momsie..." Riku heard the blond boy say obediently, and laughed silently as he did. Done with all the shots that he'd taken and contented with what he'd seen, Riku turned off the video camera and went back to the island...
* = * = *
Sora and Kairi were having a game of rock-paper-scissors when Riku got back. They eagerly stood up and walked over to him. He was limping and had a black eye. "What happened?" Sora asked his best friend.
Riku smiled and handed him the video camera. " I fell," he said, laughing.
Sora cocked an eyebrow. "You're laughing because you fell?"
Riku sighed and slumped down onto the floor. "Nope. You'll see why I'm laughing when you watch that video."
Kairi smiled. "Great! So you succeeded," she told Riku. He nodded.
Sora spoke up. "Okay. Now we need to show everyone what Tidus does. I'll provide the flick, Kairi provides the food, and Riku will provide the atmosphere."
Everyone nodded.
* = * = *
That evening, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka showed up at Riku's house. Kairi had invited them so that they could watch a movie. Sora called it an "Academy Award Winner for Comedy". Selphie could hardly wait. She was jumping up and down from excitement.
While everyone was sitting around in different places of Riku's living room, Sora popped a movie into the VCR, Kairi handed out bags of popcorn and Riku pressed 'PLAY'. Everyone watched Tidus make a fool of himself in the movie: they showed the part where he sang the Spice Girls song, the part where he danced like a ballerina, and the most hysterical, the part where he was talking to his beloved mommy.
Humiliated, Tidus ran out of the house.
After the film was over, the five teens stood outside the house, discussing the movie.
"You'll die in seven days..." Kairi was saying.
Tidus came running up to her from behind a bush. "YOU'LL DIE IN SEVEN SECONDS!!!" he yelled, charging at her with his pole.
Kairi yelled and instinctively ran away, fearing for her life. Sora and Riku got smart and did the same.
Tidus bolted after them like how a wolf would go after his prey.
* = * = *
Kairi had found some bushes to hide in and so when Sora and Riku ran by, she invited them to hide inside too. Tidus came running right behind them but he didn't see them hide in the bushes. However, seeing that they had disappeared, he began hitting the nearby bushes.
Tidus was whacking the bushes violently with his stick. A squirrel came running out of one of them and it nearly bit Tidus's hand. He slapped it away and continued hitting the bushes.
Sora eyed this scene interestedly from his hiding place. He laughed slightly when Tidus got into a fight with the squirrel. However, when Tidus resumed whacking the bushes, Sora became serious once again. "How long do we have to wait until we can come out?" he asked quietly.
Kairi peeked through the bushes to look at Tidus. "Judging from the way he's mutilating those bushes, I think very, very long."
Sora sighed. "Damn, Tidus is armed and dangerous when he's angered," he said solemnly.
Riku grinned. "Don't forget homicidal."
Kairi was still observing Tidus through the bushes. "Poor bushes..." she murmured.
*~To Be Continued~*
A/N: Please review and don't forget to give me ideas for chapter six!! ^_^