Samantha: Never thought that we'd get this much response...

Yusuke: Congrats, and, why did you skip again?

Samantha: Well, that first test is too boring, I almost fall asleep with that... Let's go, Yusuke, you've got to see Keiko!

Chapter 5: Hyrule Castle: Busted

SCENE: HYRULE MARKET

Yusuke: Big place...

Botan: A very big place... Well, c'mon, we've got to look for the castle.

Yusuke: *points* Right there.

Botan: I must've... missed it then...

Yusuke: *halfway there* Lets go, slow poke. We don't have all day.

Botan: He must really want to see Keiko to act like that..

SCENE: CASTLE GATES

Malon: Fairy Boy! Can you please do me a favor?

Yusuke: I'm not a "Fairy Boy"

Malon: Then why the fairy?

Yusuke: Good point.

Malon: Anyway, my Dad delivered milk eariler today and he hasn't come back yet...

Yusuke: Uh.. A heavy guard around the castle?

Malon: No, he should be able to get right on through... I have a feeling that he feel asleep.. Can you watch this egg for me, though? The chick the hatchs from it will wake my Dad.

Yusuke: Sure, why not?

Malon: Oh, thank you, Fairy Boy!

Yusule: I'm not...! Oh, forget it.

*Yusuke recieved the egg and night falls*

Yusuke: *climbing the vines* Getting to the castle can't be too hard, can it?

Botan: *scouting* Think again, Yusuke... *sweatdrops even though no one can see it*

Yusuke: Why? *looks out* HELLO! Too many guards... This is impossible... Now I'll never get to Keiko this way..

Botan: You'll never know until you try..

Yusuke: You're right... C'mon!

*Yusuke manged to sneak past the front guards and made it to a side entrance into the castle, but there is a big, fat man alseep in his way.*

Yusuke: *sweatdrops* I guess this is the girl's dad...

*Morning comes and a chicken hatched from the egg*

Chick: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Talon: What in the Hyrule?!

Yusuke: *bends down* Wake up, old man, your kid's waiting for you.

Talon: Malon is waiting for me?! Oh dear, I'm going to get it now! *knocks over Yusuke and runs off*

Yusuke: *yells after* Hey, watch it! *gets up* Stupid old man falling asleep...

Botan: Yusuke, if you move these boxes over you could get into that small entrance..

Yusuke: I'll take my chances now..

Botan: You'll get soaked...

Yusuke: Shut up. *jumps off*

Botan: You're not going to make it!

Yusuke: *made it* You were saying?

Botan: *sighs* Never mind...

Yusuke:*crawling in* C'mon, slow poke!

Botan: *Flies ahead*

Yusuke: Cheater! *climbs out*

Botan: Now whose the slow poke?

Yusuke: Shut up... *walks off*

SCENE: FIRST ROOM

Yusuke: A straight path! How lucky! *walks onwards*

Guard: HALT! Kid, you're not aloud in here!

*The guard takes Yusuke back to the VERY beginning*

Yusuke: *pouts* Stupid guards with their stupid rules..