Samantha: And we continue while waiting on FF.net to show the edit stuffers.
Yusuke: Stupid blue thing...
Puu: PUU!
Chapter 9: Too Much For Little Yusuke?
Yusuke: I AM NOT LITTLE!
SCENE: GORON CITY
Yusuke: Now what do we do?
Botan: Do what Genkai said, of course!
Yusuke: What was that again?
Puu: Puu!
Yusuke: *pokes Puu* I wish you would be quiet for one minute.
Puu: ...*bits Yusuke's finger* Puu! ^_^
Yusuke: OUCH! What in the heck did you do that for?!
Botan: *giggles* Come on, we'll make Keiko worry if we linger too much.
Yusuke: Fine.
SCENE: DEATH MOUNTAIN TRAIL
Yusuke: This thing? *points to the Bomb Flower*
Botan: Yep! That's the one!
Yusuke: So all I do is pick it up and throw it? Sounds easy...
Botan: It seems harder then it looks...
Yusuke: We'll have to see about that.
Yusuke: How, exactly?
Goron: Huh? *wakes up and sees a pink light* FOOD! YUM! *runs towards Botan*
Botan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flies away* YUSUKE, HELP!
Yusuke: I'm busy! *has a Bomb Flower now over his head* Uh...
Bomb Flower: BOOM! *explodes and somehow destroys the huge bolder below*
Yusuke: @_@
Botan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *still running*
Goron: Come back, my fluffy pink food!
*Three hours later...*
Yusuke: @_@
Botan: LET ME OUT!
Goron: *has Botan in a bottle he took from Yusuke*
Yusuke: *finally wakes up* Un...
Botan: About time! Now get me OUT OF HERE! *bangs into the glass*
Goron: That is no way for food to act. Bad food. *taps glass*
Yusuke: Hey, hands off! I claimer her first!
Goron: *sighs* I guess your right... Here. *tosses the bottle*
Yusuke: *stumbles in a attempt to catch the bottle holding Botan* I got it!
Botan: *lands on the ground* You don't got it.
Yusuke: Okay, so I don't... Let's just get down there before anything else bad happens to you.
Botan: I agree!
SCENE: DODONGO'S CAVERN
Yusuke: Now what?
Botan: Well... it looks like we have to blow the wall down or something.
Yusuke: Got it covered! *picks up a Bomb Flower and throws it at the wall only to have it bounces back to them* RUN!
Botan: AHHHHHHHH!
*The Bomb Flower explodes and covers Yusuke from head to toe in soot*
Yusuke: I hate this job... @_@
Wall: You think? Your no match for me! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… haaaaaaaa!
Botan: o.O;;;;; I don't think walls can talk...
Yusuke: Well, they do now! *runs into the wall head first and breaks it open but looses footing*
SCENE: MAIN ROOM
Yusuke: *hops the rest of the way and falls in the lava* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Botan: Oh, my...
Yusuke: *runs around with his butt on fire* PUT IT OUT! TOYA PUT IT OUT!
Toya: ...Why am I even over here again?
Yusuke: @_____@
Toya: Oh, that's right! *puts out the fire*
Yusuke: A LITTLE LATE!
Toya: Better late then never. *leaves*
Yusuke: *mumbles* Stupid Toya... I'll pay him back when I see him...
Main Room: Yusuke, you have proved you're wroth...
Yusuke: Err... Let's just do this the long way...
Main Room: Suit yourself. *makes noise come from every room*
Botan: I don't like the sound of that...
Yusuke: I second that thought...
Laser-thingies: *jumps off and shoots lasers at Yusuke*
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAAAAAY!
Botan: *flies off* Do something Yusuke! I think they dislike bombs!
Yusuke: I got an idea! Thanks Botan!
*15 Minutes later...*
Yusuke: *on the ground all worn out* I thought I was a goner… *sighs of relief*
Botan: Great job, Yusuke! I thought you were a goner and would have to take you to Spirit World...
Yusuke: *chunks a rock at Botan* Shut up!
Botan: *barely dodged it* We really need to work on that temper...
Yusuke: I'm coming... Let me get up already! *swats at Botan*
Botan: Heehee.
Yusuke: *reading Player's Guide* Okay, we should go to the... left ledge.
Botan: Where did you get that?
Yusuke: *shrugs* Guess that big oaf Kuwabara sent it.
Botan: *uses what little magic she has to burn it* Cheater!
Yusuke: HEY! I needed that!
Botan: We are going to do this the HARD way...
SCENE: NEXT ROOM
Yusuke: *still mumbling* Stupid Botan...
Botan: Well, at least you got the Dungeon Map, that can prove better then that guide you had.
Yusuke: Without THAT, I'll die in here!
Botan: Then we'll just have to catch a fairy in a bottle.
Yusuke: Smart-allic.
Botan: Why thank you!
Yusuke: Hmm... *comes to two statues* Let's see...
Botan: Looks...
Yusuke: Shut up! *steps on the button and the door opens* Aha!
Botan: 'Aha!' what?
Yusuke: You'll see! ^_^ I am so smart. *drags the statue onto the button*
Music: Ding-do-ding-do!
Botan: ...
Yusuke: I swear as soon as I'm finished with this game I'll find out where that music is coming from!
Botan: I'll help, too.
SCENE: ROOM WITH THE LIZALFOS
Yusuke: HELLO! *ducks*
Lizalfo1: *hits the shield* You cannot say like that forever...
Yusuke: Good point! *slashes Lizalfo1 with all his strength*
Puu: PUUUUUUUUU!
Lizalfo1: *laughs and point a finger at Yusuke*
Yusuke: THAT'S IT! *kicks Lizalfo1 into the lava*
Lizalfo1: Luke, I am your father...
All: o.o; Okaay...
Yusuke: Anyways...
Lizalfo2: BOO!
Yusuke: AHHH! *throws Kokiri Sword at Lizalfo2*
Lizalfo2: *stabbed* You'll pay for that!
Yusuke: Meep. *runs off* Botan, HELP!
Botan: I thought you didn't need my help.
Yusuke: *makes a circle and picks up his sword* Take this! *slashes*
Lizalfo2: *willingly jumps into the lava to death*
Music: Do-ding-do-ding-do!
Yusuke/Botan: ...
SCENE: ROOM WITH THE THREE TORCHES
Yusuke: It's dark in here.
Botan: Well, take one of those sticks out and run around the room lighting the other torches.
Yusuke: *shrugs* Fine with me.
*Yusuke takes out a Deku Stick and runs around the room with its tip lit, lighting the torches and running into lizard monsters on the way*
Yusuke: HELP!!!
Botan: Why me?
Yusuke: *swings stick around to back it away* Go away you stupid lizard!
Botan: YOU NEED THAT!
Yusuke: Oh, yeah... Forgot. *rushes off to the last torch*
Music: Ding-do-ding-do!
All: ...
Yusuke: This is beginning to become annoying.
Botan: I will second that thought if this case gets any worse.
Yusuke: CASE?!
SCENE: ROOM WITH A FLOOR SWITCH
Yusuke: You need to come up with better scene titles...
Samantha: Do your job or get eaten in the boss fight.
Yusuke: Shutting up.
Botan: I can't push the switch. Get over here and step on it for me, Yusuke.
Yusuke: Coming, coming. Keep your pants on... *walks over and steps on the switch*
Music: You know what I mean.
Yusuke: o.o; It changed!!
Botan: Scary...
Yusuke: Let's just get out of here before anything else happens.
Botan: Agreed.
SCENE: STONE COLUMN ROOM
Yusuke: This will be the most Bomb Flowers I have yet to see.
Botan: Well, this is suppose to mean something...
Yusuke: Like what? I don't see anything.
Botan: Of course you don't!
Yusuke: Haha, very funny. Hmm? What this one doing all by it's lonesome?
Botan: Is that supposed to be funny?
Yusuke: Nope. Dead serious, look. *points to it*
Botan: Oh, wow, you're actually finally right.
Yusuke: *grabs Botan and shakes her* What is that suppose to mean? *tosses her at the wall* (A/N: Easily inspired by Inuyasha himself :])
Botan: @_@
Yusuke: *takes the lone bomb flower out* Stupid dungeon with it's stupid things... *lays it in the middle right when it blows up*
*The other bombs blow causing the stone column to come down and the little annoying music to sound*
Yusuke: Well, that was a close one... *face is covered in soot again*
Botan: Hello mommy, is it time for school yet?
Yusuke: Yes, you're an hour late.
Botan: AHHH! NUUUU! *flies off to 'school'*
Yusuke: Finally... Now, I climb the stairs and break the jars for this 'fairy' and go off to that room. Okay, sounds good.
*And Yusuke goes off with his plan, climbing the stairs and finding a fairy and off to the next room*
SCENE: STONE PILLAR-THING ROOM
Yusuke: Very creative.
Samantha: Thank you! ^_^
Yusuke: Right. A switch on top of this little platform... All right, let's go!
Statue: BOO! *becomes alive*
Yusuke: AH! That's... very new. *runs off*
Statue: *hops to follow* You only delay the inevitable.
Yusuke: That would be me! *climbs the ladder* HA! Can't catch me now, can ya? *dances the victory dance* Oh yeah! Go Yusuke; it's your birthday! Go Yusuke!
All: Idiot.
Puu: Pu Pu Pu Pu PUU!
Yusuke: Yeah, you know what I mean!
Samantha: You know, Yusuke, if you want to waste time you can sleep. You're almost done, anyways. *pushes a button*
*Yusuke is magically teleported to the main room where the dinosaur skull opens it's mouth to reveal a door*
Yusuke: What I that annoying?
All: Yes.
Yusuke: Oh, okay then. I DON'T HAVE BOMBS!
*a bomb bag falls from the ceiling and hits Yusuke on the hit then falls to the floor*
Yusuke: *rubs head* Okay... Guess I do now. Lets go, Puu!
SCENE: BOSS ROOM!
Yusuke: Oof! That hurt! *rubs his back*
Dodongo: *roars* I shall eat j00!
Yusuke: HELLO! This is new...
Puu: Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! *ducks*
Yusuke: Huh?
Dodongo: *rolls over Yusuke*
Yusuke: @_@
Twenty minutes later...
Dodongo: *reading a magazine* Stupid human kid.
Yusuke: I HEARD THAT! *throws all twenty of his bombs at Dodongo*
Dodongo: Nuuuuuuuuuu! *ate half of them*
Yusuke: Take cover!! *ducks*
Dodongo: BOOM!
Yusuke: MEEP!
Dodongo: *blows up and melts in the lava*
Yusuke: *sighs* Finally.
*Yusuke grabs the heart container and goes to the portal*
SCENE: DEATH MOUNTAIN TRAIL
Genkai: Well done, Yusuke.
Botan: YUSUKE'S ALIVE! *tackles*
Yusuke: Get OFF!
Botan: Eheh...
Genkai: Here, Yusuke. *hands Yusuke the Fire Spiritual Stone*
Yusuke: Do you even KNOW what I had to go through just to get this?
Genkai: The last one will be twice as hard.
Yusuke: *moans*
Yusuke: Stupid blue thing...
Puu: PUU!
Chapter 9: Too Much For Little Yusuke?
Yusuke: I AM NOT LITTLE!
SCENE: GORON CITY
Yusuke: Now what do we do?
Botan: Do what Genkai said, of course!
Yusuke: What was that again?
Puu: Puu!
Yusuke: *pokes Puu* I wish you would be quiet for one minute.
Puu: ...*bits Yusuke's finger* Puu! ^_^
Yusuke: OUCH! What in the heck did you do that for?!
Botan: *giggles* Come on, we'll make Keiko worry if we linger too much.
Yusuke: Fine.
SCENE: DEATH MOUNTAIN TRAIL
Yusuke: This thing? *points to the Bomb Flower*
Botan: Yep! That's the one!
Yusuke: So all I do is pick it up and throw it? Sounds easy...
Botan: It seems harder then it looks...
Yusuke: We'll have to see about that.
Yusuke: How, exactly?
Goron: Huh? *wakes up and sees a pink light* FOOD! YUM! *runs towards Botan*
Botan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flies away* YUSUKE, HELP!
Yusuke: I'm busy! *has a Bomb Flower now over his head* Uh...
Bomb Flower: BOOM! *explodes and somehow destroys the huge bolder below*
Yusuke: @_@
Botan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *still running*
Goron: Come back, my fluffy pink food!
*Three hours later...*
Yusuke: @_@
Botan: LET ME OUT!
Goron: *has Botan in a bottle he took from Yusuke*
Yusuke: *finally wakes up* Un...
Botan: About time! Now get me OUT OF HERE! *bangs into the glass*
Goron: That is no way for food to act. Bad food. *taps glass*
Yusuke: Hey, hands off! I claimer her first!
Goron: *sighs* I guess your right... Here. *tosses the bottle*
Yusuke: *stumbles in a attempt to catch the bottle holding Botan* I got it!
Botan: *lands on the ground* You don't got it.
Yusuke: Okay, so I don't... Let's just get down there before anything else bad happens to you.
Botan: I agree!
SCENE: DODONGO'S CAVERN
Yusuke: Now what?
Botan: Well... it looks like we have to blow the wall down or something.
Yusuke: Got it covered! *picks up a Bomb Flower and throws it at the wall only to have it bounces back to them* RUN!
Botan: AHHHHHHHH!
*The Bomb Flower explodes and covers Yusuke from head to toe in soot*
Yusuke: I hate this job... @_@
Wall: You think? Your no match for me! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… haaaaaaaa!
Botan: o.O;;;;; I don't think walls can talk...
Yusuke: Well, they do now! *runs into the wall head first and breaks it open but looses footing*
SCENE: MAIN ROOM
Yusuke: *hops the rest of the way and falls in the lava* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Botan: Oh, my...
Yusuke: *runs around with his butt on fire* PUT IT OUT! TOYA PUT IT OUT!
Toya: ...Why am I even over here again?
Yusuke: @_____@
Toya: Oh, that's right! *puts out the fire*
Yusuke: A LITTLE LATE!
Toya: Better late then never. *leaves*
Yusuke: *mumbles* Stupid Toya... I'll pay him back when I see him...
Main Room: Yusuke, you have proved you're wroth...
Yusuke: Err... Let's just do this the long way...
Main Room: Suit yourself. *makes noise come from every room*
Botan: I don't like the sound of that...
Yusuke: I second that thought...
Laser-thingies: *jumps off and shoots lasers at Yusuke*
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAAAAAY!
Botan: *flies off* Do something Yusuke! I think they dislike bombs!
Yusuke: I got an idea! Thanks Botan!
*15 Minutes later...*
Yusuke: *on the ground all worn out* I thought I was a goner… *sighs of relief*
Botan: Great job, Yusuke! I thought you were a goner and would have to take you to Spirit World...
Yusuke: *chunks a rock at Botan* Shut up!
Botan: *barely dodged it* We really need to work on that temper...
Yusuke: I'm coming... Let me get up already! *swats at Botan*
Botan: Heehee.
Yusuke: *reading Player's Guide* Okay, we should go to the... left ledge.
Botan: Where did you get that?
Yusuke: *shrugs* Guess that big oaf Kuwabara sent it.
Botan: *uses what little magic she has to burn it* Cheater!
Yusuke: HEY! I needed that!
Botan: We are going to do this the HARD way...
SCENE: NEXT ROOM
Yusuke: *still mumbling* Stupid Botan...
Botan: Well, at least you got the Dungeon Map, that can prove better then that guide you had.
Yusuke: Without THAT, I'll die in here!
Botan: Then we'll just have to catch a fairy in a bottle.
Yusuke: Smart-allic.
Botan: Why thank you!
Yusuke: Hmm... *comes to two statues* Let's see...
Botan: Looks...
Yusuke: Shut up! *steps on the button and the door opens* Aha!
Botan: 'Aha!' what?
Yusuke: You'll see! ^_^ I am so smart. *drags the statue onto the button*
Music: Ding-do-ding-do!
Botan: ...
Yusuke: I swear as soon as I'm finished with this game I'll find out where that music is coming from!
Botan: I'll help, too.
SCENE: ROOM WITH THE LIZALFOS
Yusuke: HELLO! *ducks*
Lizalfo1: *hits the shield* You cannot say like that forever...
Yusuke: Good point! *slashes Lizalfo1 with all his strength*
Puu: PUUUUUUUUU!
Lizalfo1: *laughs and point a finger at Yusuke*
Yusuke: THAT'S IT! *kicks Lizalfo1 into the lava*
Lizalfo1: Luke, I am your father...
All: o.o; Okaay...
Yusuke: Anyways...
Lizalfo2: BOO!
Yusuke: AHHH! *throws Kokiri Sword at Lizalfo2*
Lizalfo2: *stabbed* You'll pay for that!
Yusuke: Meep. *runs off* Botan, HELP!
Botan: I thought you didn't need my help.
Yusuke: *makes a circle and picks up his sword* Take this! *slashes*
Lizalfo2: *willingly jumps into the lava to death*
Music: Do-ding-do-ding-do!
Yusuke/Botan: ...
SCENE: ROOM WITH THE THREE TORCHES
Yusuke: It's dark in here.
Botan: Well, take one of those sticks out and run around the room lighting the other torches.
Yusuke: *shrugs* Fine with me.
*Yusuke takes out a Deku Stick and runs around the room with its tip lit, lighting the torches and running into lizard monsters on the way*
Yusuke: HELP!!!
Botan: Why me?
Yusuke: *swings stick around to back it away* Go away you stupid lizard!
Botan: YOU NEED THAT!
Yusuke: Oh, yeah... Forgot. *rushes off to the last torch*
Music: Ding-do-ding-do!
All: ...
Yusuke: This is beginning to become annoying.
Botan: I will second that thought if this case gets any worse.
Yusuke: CASE?!
SCENE: ROOM WITH A FLOOR SWITCH
Yusuke: You need to come up with better scene titles...
Samantha: Do your job or get eaten in the boss fight.
Yusuke: Shutting up.
Botan: I can't push the switch. Get over here and step on it for me, Yusuke.
Yusuke: Coming, coming. Keep your pants on... *walks over and steps on the switch*
Music: You know what I mean.
Yusuke: o.o; It changed!!
Botan: Scary...
Yusuke: Let's just get out of here before anything else happens.
Botan: Agreed.
SCENE: STONE COLUMN ROOM
Yusuke: This will be the most Bomb Flowers I have yet to see.
Botan: Well, this is suppose to mean something...
Yusuke: Like what? I don't see anything.
Botan: Of course you don't!
Yusuke: Haha, very funny. Hmm? What this one doing all by it's lonesome?
Botan: Is that supposed to be funny?
Yusuke: Nope. Dead serious, look. *points to it*
Botan: Oh, wow, you're actually finally right.
Yusuke: *grabs Botan and shakes her* What is that suppose to mean? *tosses her at the wall* (A/N: Easily inspired by Inuyasha himself :])
Botan: @_@
Yusuke: *takes the lone bomb flower out* Stupid dungeon with it's stupid things... *lays it in the middle right when it blows up*
*The other bombs blow causing the stone column to come down and the little annoying music to sound*
Yusuke: Well, that was a close one... *face is covered in soot again*
Botan: Hello mommy, is it time for school yet?
Yusuke: Yes, you're an hour late.
Botan: AHHH! NUUUU! *flies off to 'school'*
Yusuke: Finally... Now, I climb the stairs and break the jars for this 'fairy' and go off to that room. Okay, sounds good.
*And Yusuke goes off with his plan, climbing the stairs and finding a fairy and off to the next room*
SCENE: STONE PILLAR-THING ROOM
Yusuke: Very creative.
Samantha: Thank you! ^_^
Yusuke: Right. A switch on top of this little platform... All right, let's go!
Statue: BOO! *becomes alive*
Yusuke: AH! That's... very new. *runs off*
Statue: *hops to follow* You only delay the inevitable.
Yusuke: That would be me! *climbs the ladder* HA! Can't catch me now, can ya? *dances the victory dance* Oh yeah! Go Yusuke; it's your birthday! Go Yusuke!
All: Idiot.
Puu: Pu Pu Pu Pu PUU!
Yusuke: Yeah, you know what I mean!
Samantha: You know, Yusuke, if you want to waste time you can sleep. You're almost done, anyways. *pushes a button*
*Yusuke is magically teleported to the main room where the dinosaur skull opens it's mouth to reveal a door*
Yusuke: What I that annoying?
All: Yes.
Yusuke: Oh, okay then. I DON'T HAVE BOMBS!
*a bomb bag falls from the ceiling and hits Yusuke on the hit then falls to the floor*
Yusuke: *rubs head* Okay... Guess I do now. Lets go, Puu!
SCENE: BOSS ROOM!
Yusuke: Oof! That hurt! *rubs his back*
Dodongo: *roars* I shall eat j00!
Yusuke: HELLO! This is new...
Puu: Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! *ducks*
Yusuke: Huh?
Dodongo: *rolls over Yusuke*
Yusuke: @_@
Twenty minutes later...
Dodongo: *reading a magazine* Stupid human kid.
Yusuke: I HEARD THAT! *throws all twenty of his bombs at Dodongo*
Dodongo: Nuuuuuuuuuu! *ate half of them*
Yusuke: Take cover!! *ducks*
Dodongo: BOOM!
Yusuke: MEEP!
Dodongo: *blows up and melts in the lava*
Yusuke: *sighs* Finally.
*Yusuke grabs the heart container and goes to the portal*
SCENE: DEATH MOUNTAIN TRAIL
Genkai: Well done, Yusuke.
Botan: YUSUKE'S ALIVE! *tackles*
Yusuke: Get OFF!
Botan: Eheh...
Genkai: Here, Yusuke. *hands Yusuke the Fire Spiritual Stone*
Yusuke: Do you even KNOW what I had to go through just to get this?
Genkai: The last one will be twice as hard.
Yusuke: *moans*