I'll try to make this worthwhile...

Yusuke: And that would mean?

Felix: Hopefully more then seven pages.

Why are you here, Felix?

Felix: And I could ask you the same for "Felix-chan"

And on with the story! With a lot coming your way!

Chapter 10: Kuwabara in the Fish Suit

SCENE: KAKARIKO VILLAGE

Yusuke: So we get out of this place, and run across the path to the... right?

Botan: I think so... It could be something to check out, wouldn't it?

Yusuke: Yeah. Hey, I almost forgot, I've got to return the rubies that guard gave me to that mask shop person.

Botan: Then we'd better hurry.

Yusuke: Mask dude, Yusuke's comin' your way!

SCENE: MARKET

Yusuke: Where was it again?

Botan: You forgot again?!

Yusuke: Well you you're nearly EATEN by something that's supposed to be dead, yeah, I forgot!

Botan: *sighs* Let's just look or ask around.

Yusuke: Found it! *points to it*

Botan: Why am I stuck with him again?

Felix-chan: That's how it is, got a problem talk to Felix.

Botan: ...Never mind. Let's just get there and go on with life.

Yusuke: Okay!

*Yusuke and Botan go to into the Mask Shop and give the ten rupees to the owner and leave the market*

SCENE: HYRULE FIELD

Yusuke: Hey, I think I need to go over to Lala Ranch or whatever it's called...

Botan: Someone did his homework...

Yusuke: Gee, thanks for the compliment. Let's just go and get this thing over with.

Botan: And hopefully nothing like this ever again.

Yusuke: Hopefully.

SCENE: "LALA" RANCH

Yusuke: *looks at the sign that says "Welcome to Lon Lon Ranch" *Ooooohh, it's called Lon Lon Ranch! Duh, genius!

Botan: I hear singing...

Yusuke: Singing? Oh, wait, I can hear it too.

Botan: I think I can see it whose singing.

Yusuke: Really? *starts walking towards the corral* Oh, I know her!

Botan: Yes, she's the one that gave us the egg before!

Yusuke: Hey! HEY! Malon! *runs over to Malon*

Malon: Oh, it's Fairy Boy! Hello there, how have you been?

Yusuke: Besides nearly being eaten by a Dinosaur, trampled by the Old Hag's people, I'm pretty good. *nods*

Malon: My, it sounds like you've been through a lot!

Yusuke: Yep. I can never get any good Rest & Relaxation around here anymore! And, I still need to learn new tricks to this thing. *Holds out Ocarina*

Malon: Oh, that's an Ocarina! My favorite horse, Epona, loves them. I was singing my mother's song earlier as well. Would you like to learn it?

Yusuke: Sure, why not?

Malon: All right, follow me! *sings Epona's Song*

Yusuke: *follows*

Botan: All right, Yusuke! You've learned another song!

Yusuke: Heh, I did, didn't I? *makes his little victory poses*

Malon: Oh, look; Epona has seemed to grow fond of you!

Yusuke: Good. I like it when someone likes me. *nods* All right, I'll make sure to come back after I come back from where I'm going!

SCENE: HYRULE FIELD

Yusuke: Right here?

Botan: Yes, here. And hurry, the suns setting again.

Yusuke: Well I can't get by when there's rocks in the way!

Owl: Hoooott! Yusuke, you must clear the path with something that explodes. Only then can you enter past these gates and into Zora's Domain. However, you need to play the song of the Royal Family to gain true respect there. Do you need me to repeat what I said?

Yusuke: No! Now get your lazy butt out of here!

Owl: Hooot! *flies off*

Yusuke: Seesh... You think that he would get the hit by now.

Botan: No comment.

Yusuke: Anyways, like I was saying: We make the rocks go BOOM!

Botan: I think you have a fever to be like that, Yusuke.

Yusuke: I'm perfectly fine! Now. *takes out a bomb and throws it at the rocks which go BOOM, as Yusuke had said*

Rocks: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Yusuke+Botan: ...

Botan: Anyways... Let's get to the Domain!

Yusuke: HEY! Wait for me!

Felix-chan: And so concludes this story! Happy ending!

Felix: You're kidding, right?

Felix-chan: Yes I am!

Yusuke: I hate this river! *grabs onto Felix leg and drags him in*

Felix: HEY!

Yusuke: You're supposed to help me up!

Felix: Like I knew that!

Felix-chan: Here we go again...

Five minutes later...

Yusuke: Stupid... game designers...

Game Designers: WE HEARD THAT!

Yusuke: MEEP! *runs off and end up at the entrance of the Domain*

SCENE: WATERFALL ENTRANCE

Botan: Play Keiko's lullaby!

Yusuke: Right, fine, who gives a crap! *plays it and it opens with that music that can do more then sing*

Music: Can I quit now?

Felix-chan: NO!

All: ...Riiight...

SCENE: ZORA'S DOMAIN

Yusuke: This makes me feel like a fish...

Botan: We'll have to go and see the king for anything that's needed.

Yusuke: *laughs* I can't WAIT to see Kuwabara in the fish costume!

Botan: well we'll have to get there to see him, now won't we?

Yusuke: Outta my way!

SCENE: KING'S ROOM

Kuwabara: Whose there?!

Yusuke: *falls laughing and pointing at Kuwabara* Omigosh, Hiei should be here to see this! Ha ha ha ha ha, this is too much!

Kuwabara: I swear as soon as we're done here I'll kill you, Urameshi!

Yusuke: Oh, please! How many times HAVE I punched you into the pavement, anyways?

Kuwabara: *mumbles* Over a Hundred-Fifty...

Yusuke: *puts have over ear* Over what? I can't hear you.

Kuwabara: I said over a Hundred-Fifty!

Yusuke: And counting!

Kuwabara: Go and find that stupid Toya dude...

Yusuke: Hmm? Toya's here?

Botan: It can explain a lot. Let's check that pathway over there first.

Yusuke: Okay. See ya later, Fish Face.

Kuwabara: SHUT UP!

Yusuke: *cackles* Man, I only wish that Hiei or Yukina were here to see that...

Botan: That's rude!

Yusuke: What? It's funny!

Zora Guy: Do you wish to play the Diving Game?

Yusuke: how do you play?

Zora Guy: I throw these rubies down and you dive off from this ledge and try to get all of them within the time limit. It takes twenty rubies per try.

Yusuke: Sounds easy! Okay, I'll do it! *Hands the Zora Guy 20 rubies*

Zora Guy: I wish you the best of luck. *Throws the rubies out* Are you ready?

Yusuke: Ready!

Zora Guy: Start!

*Yusuke jumps off of the ledge and dives into the water, swimming as fast as his really tiny arms and legs can carry him within the time limit of 30 seconds*

Yusuke: *bubble bubble*

*The time goes off as Yusuke touches the last ruby*

Zora Guy: All right, I can give you credit for that. Come back up here to get your prize, little one!

Yusuke: *bubble and comes up for air* *takes a really deep breath* I though I was going to die!

Botan: Go back up and get your prize, Yusuke!

Yusuke: All right, I get a prize! YIPPE!

All: *stares* ...

Yusuke: *runs up and stops to laugh at Kuwabara* Oh my gosh! Hiei! HIEI! Come and see this!

Kuwabara: Shut UP! *throws a fish at Yusuke* Eat Fish!

Yusuke: You lil'...

Botan: Yusuke! Behave yourself!

FIN! END! Whatever you want to call it~

Okay, I am a totally hopeless writer.

Felix: Why do you say that?

I've got everything spilt up and can never write one thing out all the way. o_O;

Felix: You write fine! Just keep going at it and you'll get better!

*mumbles* Yeah, with the help of English...

Felix: What was that?

Nothing, nothing. You guys do know that you can suggest ideas? Cause whenever I run out of ideas I just... like stop writing and then when I do go and write it scares the heck out of Felix. o.o; R/R!