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Warning: Mentions Legolas streaking!!
Chapter 4
Legolas squeezed his eyes shut. When he finally felt the groping hands leave his body, he opened his eyes. The fellowship stood around him looking proud.
"Wow, I would say that it's the best thing we've ever done for an elf," Aragorn said.
"Oh yes, I'd agree, what about you Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
Frodo nodded excitedly then looked back at Legolas.
Legolas glared at them, "What did you do to me?"
"Here, look for yourself," Boromir told him. He pulled out a full length mirror and placed it in front of Legolas.
Legolas gazed into the mirror. But he didn't see a reflection of himself, instead there was only a sleeping face in the middle of the mirror.
"Uh… what am I supposed to see" Legolas asked.
"What a dumbass, you'd think he would be constantly looking into a mirror when he was his old pretty self." Pippin whispered to Merry. "He doesn't even know what a mirror is!"
"I know what a fucking mirror is you ass! But there's a face, and that's it. No reflection." Legolas exclaimed. He shifted a little and moved around in the outfit he was wearing. The undergarments they put him in were extremely uncomfortable. (A/N: They put him in a thong… *ack*)
"Oh… that's pretty." Said Frodo when he saw the face.
"It's a mirror!"
"…still…"
Aragorn kicked the mirror and the sleeping face woke up. "What?" It demanded. Then it noticed Legolas. "Woah! That's the damndest, ugliest, most grotesque creature I've ever seen!"
Aragorn kicked the mirror again and it turned into a regular mirror. Legolas screamed.
"OH MY GOD! You turned me into a fucking fairy!" Legolas screamed.
The crazed fellowship had turned him into a fairy, pixie thing. They had him in high-heeled pink shoes and with thigh-high nylons. He was wearing a frilly pink dress with white lace and puffs everywhere. The sleeves were poofy and lacey.
He had on pink gloves and held a little pink wand with sparkles coming out the end. The fellowship had squeezed a padded bra on him to make his chest look big. They dyed his hair back to blonde and they placed all his hair on the top of his head in huge curls. He wore a small, glistening tiara.
They made his eyes and lips pink instead of black, and they also repainted his fingernails pink. They took out all his earrings and replaced them with two simple pink studs. Instead of heavy chains around his neck, he now sported a simple pink bag of pixie dust on a gold chain.
Legolas stared in shock at the 'new' him. He could feel the anger welling up inside him, he felt he was going to explode.
"Now," Aragorn said in a sing-song voice, "this is a good look for you. You look just like you old self." He reached over and played with one of Legolas' golden curls.
Legolas smacked his hand away with a quick flip of his hand. "Don't touch me," he growled through clenched teeth. He continued staring at the grotesque elf in front of him in the mirror. His breathing was rapidly getting faster and heavier. He was trembling from the anger inside of him, his eyes were blazing with fury. He quickly turned around and sent death glares towards the fellowship. "How dare you," he growled. "How dare you do this to me!" He roared even louder.
Lord Elrond ran into the room from all the commotion. "What is going on in here? Woah!" He stopped in mid run when he saw Legolas. "What the hell happened to you, man?"
Legolas ignored him, and looked back at the fellowship. "I'm not a fucking girl! I'm not pretty, I'm not filled with feminism! I'm not even remotely touched with feminism! I don't care what you thought about me in the past, it wasn't my fault that I looked like that! I was not a female!" He growled.
He ripped the tiara off his head off his head and threw it at Gandalf, it bounced off his staff. He ripped the clothes from his body and ran out the door. The fellowship followed the screaming elf and watched him fall from the high-heal shoes. Legolas got up and continued running and rigging off random clothes, he was now half naked running towards the lake.
When he finally reached the lake he jumped in and savagely began tearing at his eyes and hair, trying to get the makeup off and the curls out!
"Oh! Not the hair!" Frodo cried. Tears streamed down his face when he saw his beautiful dye job and curls fall away.
Legolas let out a defeated cry when he couldn't get the earrings out of his ears. He ripped off the little sack of pixie dust and flung it at the hobbit. The dust flew out of the bad and trickled down on the hobbits and Gimli. They slowly began to rise up into the air. "We can fly!" They cried happily.
"They can fly?" The fellowship looked dumbfounded.
"We can fly!" They cried again.
Boromir started crying, "… I wanna fly."
The hobbits and Gimli started singing. They changed the words from 'I Can Talk!" from Charlotte's Web, to their new 'I Can Fly!'
They sailed off into the horizon singing…
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No that's not the end. I still got more planned for Mr. Legolas… ::hehe:: Please review for more and tell me! The more reviews, the faster I write!! **
Warning: Mentions Legolas streaking!!
Chapter 4
Legolas squeezed his eyes shut. When he finally felt the groping hands leave his body, he opened his eyes. The fellowship stood around him looking proud.
"Wow, I would say that it's the best thing we've ever done for an elf," Aragorn said.
"Oh yes, I'd agree, what about you Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked.
Frodo nodded excitedly then looked back at Legolas.
Legolas glared at them, "What did you do to me?"
"Here, look for yourself," Boromir told him. He pulled out a full length mirror and placed it in front of Legolas.
Legolas gazed into the mirror. But he didn't see a reflection of himself, instead there was only a sleeping face in the middle of the mirror.
"Uh… what am I supposed to see" Legolas asked.
"What a dumbass, you'd think he would be constantly looking into a mirror when he was his old pretty self." Pippin whispered to Merry. "He doesn't even know what a mirror is!"
"I know what a fucking mirror is you ass! But there's a face, and that's it. No reflection." Legolas exclaimed. He shifted a little and moved around in the outfit he was wearing. The undergarments they put him in were extremely uncomfortable. (A/N: They put him in a thong… *ack*)
"Oh… that's pretty." Said Frodo when he saw the face.
"It's a mirror!"
"…still…"
Aragorn kicked the mirror and the sleeping face woke up. "What?" It demanded. Then it noticed Legolas. "Woah! That's the damndest, ugliest, most grotesque creature I've ever seen!"
Aragorn kicked the mirror again and it turned into a regular mirror. Legolas screamed.
"OH MY GOD! You turned me into a fucking fairy!" Legolas screamed.
The crazed fellowship had turned him into a fairy, pixie thing. They had him in high-heeled pink shoes and with thigh-high nylons. He was wearing a frilly pink dress with white lace and puffs everywhere. The sleeves were poofy and lacey.
He had on pink gloves and held a little pink wand with sparkles coming out the end. The fellowship had squeezed a padded bra on him to make his chest look big. They dyed his hair back to blonde and they placed all his hair on the top of his head in huge curls. He wore a small, glistening tiara.
They made his eyes and lips pink instead of black, and they also repainted his fingernails pink. They took out all his earrings and replaced them with two simple pink studs. Instead of heavy chains around his neck, he now sported a simple pink bag of pixie dust on a gold chain.
Legolas stared in shock at the 'new' him. He could feel the anger welling up inside him, he felt he was going to explode.
"Now," Aragorn said in a sing-song voice, "this is a good look for you. You look just like you old self." He reached over and played with one of Legolas' golden curls.
Legolas smacked his hand away with a quick flip of his hand. "Don't touch me," he growled through clenched teeth. He continued staring at the grotesque elf in front of him in the mirror. His breathing was rapidly getting faster and heavier. He was trembling from the anger inside of him, his eyes were blazing with fury. He quickly turned around and sent death glares towards the fellowship. "How dare you," he growled. "How dare you do this to me!" He roared even louder.
Lord Elrond ran into the room from all the commotion. "What is going on in here? Woah!" He stopped in mid run when he saw Legolas. "What the hell happened to you, man?"
Legolas ignored him, and looked back at the fellowship. "I'm not a fucking girl! I'm not pretty, I'm not filled with feminism! I'm not even remotely touched with feminism! I don't care what you thought about me in the past, it wasn't my fault that I looked like that! I was not a female!" He growled.
He ripped the tiara off his head off his head and threw it at Gandalf, it bounced off his staff. He ripped the clothes from his body and ran out the door. The fellowship followed the screaming elf and watched him fall from the high-heal shoes. Legolas got up and continued running and rigging off random clothes, he was now half naked running towards the lake.
When he finally reached the lake he jumped in and savagely began tearing at his eyes and hair, trying to get the makeup off and the curls out!
"Oh! Not the hair!" Frodo cried. Tears streamed down his face when he saw his beautiful dye job and curls fall away.
Legolas let out a defeated cry when he couldn't get the earrings out of his ears. He ripped off the little sack of pixie dust and flung it at the hobbit. The dust flew out of the bad and trickled down on the hobbits and Gimli. They slowly began to rise up into the air. "We can fly!" They cried happily.
"They can fly?" The fellowship looked dumbfounded.
"We can fly!" They cried again.
Boromir started crying, "… I wanna fly."
The hobbits and Gimli started singing. They changed the words from 'I Can Talk!" from Charlotte's Web, to their new 'I Can Fly!'
They sailed off into the horizon singing…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
No that's not the end. I still got more planned for Mr. Legolas… ::hehe:: Please review for more and tell me! The more reviews, the faster I write!! **