Chapter 6… BE AFRAID!!!
The hobbits were parading down the pathway leading all the little mechanical people from the Disney World "It's a Small World" ride!
Legolas screamed again when he saw the little people advance on him, he stumbled backwards and fell to the ground. "Get away from me!"
"… AND SMILE MEANS FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE…"
"STOP! PLEASE!"
He clutched his head again and curled up against a tree. The little hula people's skirts were whacking him in the face and hands. They all pressed around him singing.
"NO! Leave me alone! Why can't anyone leave me alone during this reunion?!" He screamed to no in particular. He violently shoved away a Can-Can person and kicked a purple elephant away from him.
He jumped up from his spot against the tree and bolted away from the crazy mechanical people.
"…wow… they really traumatized him didn't they?" Frodo wondered.
"… yeah… uh… did you guys notice that Legolas was naked?" Sam pointed out.
The hobbits looked at each other, then at the little people.
"Damn you!" They screamed and started beating the mechanical people.
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Legolas kept running until he reached the 'Rivendell Luxury Suites'. It was an obviously luxurious 5 star hotel located right in the middle of Rivendell.
He ran up the stairs and into his room , he didn't feel like waiting for the elevator. He was attracting too much attention as it was. He walked over to his suitcase and changed back to normal…
…3 hours later…
Legolas sighed a happy sigh, he walked out of his room happily. He was wearing his heavy boots, tight black pants, a weird shirt that looked ripped up. He did his typical black make up and nails, and even put his earrings back in and his chains and dog collars back on, he even re-dyed his hair to black with red streaks. He felt happy to be himself again.
He wandered out of the hotel whistling the tune to "It's a Small World". He walked up the steps to Lord Elrond's palace. He heard muffled laughter coming from the room where the reunion was held at. He walked up to the door and threw it open, making a grand entrance.
"How's my favorite fellowship?" Legolas said loudly, sarcasm dripping off of every word.
The fellowship was disappointed to see Legolas clothed and back to his old self again. They wondered why he came back at all.
"Why did you come back here?" Gandalf asked suspiciously.
An evil smile played on Legolas' lips, he leaned in close to the fellowship, "Payback's gonna be a bitch… won't it?"
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Yuppers… there ya go! Chapter 6. I do not own "It's a Small World". OMG! I would go crazy if I did own it though. I'm absolutely in love with that ride, it's the best!!! But the song is too addicting… LoL! Anyhoo… PLEASE R&R and no flames please…
The hobbits were parading down the pathway leading all the little mechanical people from the Disney World "It's a Small World" ride!
Legolas screamed again when he saw the little people advance on him, he stumbled backwards and fell to the ground. "Get away from me!"
"… AND SMILE MEANS FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE…"
"STOP! PLEASE!"
He clutched his head again and curled up against a tree. The little hula people's skirts were whacking him in the face and hands. They all pressed around him singing.
"NO! Leave me alone! Why can't anyone leave me alone during this reunion?!" He screamed to no in particular. He violently shoved away a Can-Can person and kicked a purple elephant away from him.
He jumped up from his spot against the tree and bolted away from the crazy mechanical people.
"…wow… they really traumatized him didn't they?" Frodo wondered.
"… yeah… uh… did you guys notice that Legolas was naked?" Sam pointed out.
The hobbits looked at each other, then at the little people.
"Damn you!" They screamed and started beating the mechanical people.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Legolas kept running until he reached the 'Rivendell Luxury Suites'. It was an obviously luxurious 5 star hotel located right in the middle of Rivendell.
He ran up the stairs and into his room , he didn't feel like waiting for the elevator. He was attracting too much attention as it was. He walked over to his suitcase and changed back to normal…
…3 hours later…
Legolas sighed a happy sigh, he walked out of his room happily. He was wearing his heavy boots, tight black pants, a weird shirt that looked ripped up. He did his typical black make up and nails, and even put his earrings back in and his chains and dog collars back on, he even re-dyed his hair to black with red streaks. He felt happy to be himself again.
He wandered out of the hotel whistling the tune to "It's a Small World". He walked up the steps to Lord Elrond's palace. He heard muffled laughter coming from the room where the reunion was held at. He walked up to the door and threw it open, making a grand entrance.
"How's my favorite fellowship?" Legolas said loudly, sarcasm dripping off of every word.
The fellowship was disappointed to see Legolas clothed and back to his old self again. They wondered why he came back at all.
"Why did you come back here?" Gandalf asked suspiciously.
An evil smile played on Legolas' lips, he leaned in close to the fellowship, "Payback's gonna be a bitch… won't it?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Yuppers… there ya go! Chapter 6. I do not own "It's a Small World". OMG! I would go crazy if I did own it though. I'm absolutely in love with that ride, it's the best!!! But the song is too addicting… LoL! Anyhoo… PLEASE R&R and no flames please…