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Chapter 7
"Wh-Wh-What are you going to do to us?" Aragorn stumbled.
Legolas arched his back and walked towards the fearful fellowship slowly. "Oh I'll get back are you… I promise. It may take time, but I will do it… don't worry!"
"Oh poopy…" Boromir said.
The fellowship screamed in place, then ran off in separate directions. But they weren't quick enough. Legolas shot their clothes with arrows faster than the eye could see, holding them in place on the wall.
He laughed menacingly at them, "You foolish people! You think you can escape me? Muahah! I am the almighty Legolas! Now… what am I going to do with you?"
He sat on the ground and pondered hard. After awhile, he thought of the best thing… or so he thought.
He ran out and went to work.
~3 hours later~
Legolas put the finishing touch on his masterpiece and smile at his beautiful job. "Wow…" he sniffed, "you guys look like the real things."
"What did you do to us elf?" Gimli demanded. Legolas had blindfolded everyone so they couldn't see eachother.
"Well, lets just say that I made you look like your natural form, and the rest of you too." He smiled sweetly.
Frightened whisperd passed through the fellowship. They stood together as a group and spoke together, "We would like to see," they said as they shifted uncomfortably in their new clothes.
Legolas chuckled. "Alrighty then, you asked for it…" He led them over to a huge full length mirror in the middle of the bathroom. He quickly took off all the blindfolds, silence ached throughout the room.
"Oh No!" They exclaimed. Legolas had turned them into hell…
Gandalf burst out laughing, "Well Pippin looks like what he really is. And me too… I guess I really am smart! Geeze Pippin… you look so dopey!!!"
Gimli growled at his reflection. "What's the big idea?"
Frodo yawned, "I don't care, I just want to go to bed."
Boromir sneezed and his nose fell off, "… damn."
Merry danced around happily, "Happy happy joy joy!" He sang.
Sam walked over to a corner and blushed, "I'm just gonna hide…" He whispered.
They fellowship looked at Aragorn, who looked like he was about to start crying.
"Aww… don't you look pretty." Boromir laughed.
"Shut up!" Aragorn squeaked with a high pitched voice.
The fellowship laughed until they heard a huge bang come from the hallway. Then the door burst open, and Saruman walked in.
"Haha! Fools! You will now feel my wrath!!!" He bellowed.
"Your wrath? Dude, that's nasty. Aren't they dead ghosty things? They also tried to kill me, I don't want to feel them! Sick person…" Frodo exclaimed.
"Not wraith you fool!!! My wrath!" Saruman dramatically walked over to Frodo and slapped him soltly on his face. "My meanness!!" He growled and curved his fingers into claws.
"Ok… you're a freak…" Frodo mumbled.
"And you look like ET so shut the hell up." Saruman grumbled. He then noticed the crying Aragorn, "What the hell? Dude, are you a cross dresser?" He burst out laughing, making Aragorn cry harder. "Now, I will get my revenge for killing my wraithies! And also for stealing the ring."
"Uh… no you won't. I haven't finished my revenge yet!" Legolas protested.
It was then when Saruman noticed the Gothic Elf. "Legolas?" He asked. "What happened to you? You used to be so pretty."
Legolas growled at being called pretty again and advanced on the wizard, ready to beat the shit out of him.
"Uh oh…." Saruman said, then all of them disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
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Hey, do you know what Legolas dressed them up as? Guess Guess Guess!!! ::hehe:: I think I gave enough hints, if you don't get it, I'll tell ya in the next chapter. PLEASE R&R!!!!
No flames please
Chapter 7
"Wh-Wh-What are you going to do to us?" Aragorn stumbled.
Legolas arched his back and walked towards the fearful fellowship slowly. "Oh I'll get back are you… I promise. It may take time, but I will do it… don't worry!"
"Oh poopy…" Boromir said.
The fellowship screamed in place, then ran off in separate directions. But they weren't quick enough. Legolas shot their clothes with arrows faster than the eye could see, holding them in place on the wall.
He laughed menacingly at them, "You foolish people! You think you can escape me? Muahah! I am the almighty Legolas! Now… what am I going to do with you?"
He sat on the ground and pondered hard. After awhile, he thought of the best thing… or so he thought.
He ran out and went to work.
~3 hours later~
Legolas put the finishing touch on his masterpiece and smile at his beautiful job. "Wow…" he sniffed, "you guys look like the real things."
"What did you do to us elf?" Gimli demanded. Legolas had blindfolded everyone so they couldn't see eachother.
"Well, lets just say that I made you look like your natural form, and the rest of you too." He smiled sweetly.
Frightened whisperd passed through the fellowship. They stood together as a group and spoke together, "We would like to see," they said as they shifted uncomfortably in their new clothes.
Legolas chuckled. "Alrighty then, you asked for it…" He led them over to a huge full length mirror in the middle of the bathroom. He quickly took off all the blindfolds, silence ached throughout the room.
"Oh No!" They exclaimed. Legolas had turned them into hell…
Gandalf burst out laughing, "Well Pippin looks like what he really is. And me too… I guess I really am smart! Geeze Pippin… you look so dopey!!!"
Gimli growled at his reflection. "What's the big idea?"
Frodo yawned, "I don't care, I just want to go to bed."
Boromir sneezed and his nose fell off, "… damn."
Merry danced around happily, "Happy happy joy joy!" He sang.
Sam walked over to a corner and blushed, "I'm just gonna hide…" He whispered.
They fellowship looked at Aragorn, who looked like he was about to start crying.
"Aww… don't you look pretty." Boromir laughed.
"Shut up!" Aragorn squeaked with a high pitched voice.
The fellowship laughed until they heard a huge bang come from the hallway. Then the door burst open, and Saruman walked in.
"Haha! Fools! You will now feel my wrath!!!" He bellowed.
"Your wrath? Dude, that's nasty. Aren't they dead ghosty things? They also tried to kill me, I don't want to feel them! Sick person…" Frodo exclaimed.
"Not wraith you fool!!! My wrath!" Saruman dramatically walked over to Frodo and slapped him soltly on his face. "My meanness!!" He growled and curved his fingers into claws.
"Ok… you're a freak…" Frodo mumbled.
"And you look like ET so shut the hell up." Saruman grumbled. He then noticed the crying Aragorn, "What the hell? Dude, are you a cross dresser?" He burst out laughing, making Aragorn cry harder. "Now, I will get my revenge for killing my wraithies! And also for stealing the ring."
"Uh… no you won't. I haven't finished my revenge yet!" Legolas protested.
It was then when Saruman noticed the Gothic Elf. "Legolas?" He asked. "What happened to you? You used to be so pretty."
Legolas growled at being called pretty again and advanced on the wizard, ready to beat the shit out of him.
"Uh oh…." Saruman said, then all of them disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hey, do you know what Legolas dressed them up as? Guess Guess Guess!!! ::hehe:: I think I gave enough hints, if you don't get it, I'll tell ya in the next chapter. PLEASE R&R!!!!