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Chapter 8

The fellowship woke up from their pile on the floor. Saruman must have transported them right into the middle of Mordor, for everything was black, red and fiery.

Pippin groaned, "Where are we?"

Boromir rolled off of 'Snow White' and stoop up, "Looks like hell," he said as he brushed himself off.

"How would you know?" Sam asked.

Boromir looked away feeling ashamed.

All of a sudden, a loud hacking sound could be heard coming from Frodo. He was bent over at the waist and appeared to be choking on somethine.

"Mr. Frodo!" Sam cried as he rushed over to the other hobbit and skillfully began performing the Heimlich maneuver on his best friend.

"Ack! Ack! Ack!" Frodo coughed each time Sam squeezed him. Soon, he heaved one final time and gagged something up on the floor.

"My fingernail!" Boromir cried.

Frodo was breathing heavily, trying to catch his breath. Once he was over the initial shock of swallowing a fingernail, he broke down in tears, "Why me? Why is it always me?!"

"Oh shut up, all of you!" Legolas mumbled. "We're in Mordor, not hell."

"Well fine! Just ruin all our fun!" Merry exclaimed.

"NO!" cried a voice, "I shall ruin all your fun!"

The fellowship looked around, trying to find the source of the voice.

All of a sudden, a wisp of clouds poofed up right behind Gimli. Gimli yelped and ran away from the smoke. Saruman soon appeared from inside the clouds. He stood before the fellowship and spoke menacingly, "You are now in my new home, you will all bow down and obey me! Muahahah!"

"Um, no. I don't totally agree with that," spoke up Legolas, "I still haven't gotten my revenge yet. So I don't really appreciate you barging into my life and denying me the privilege of torturing these people by myself."

"Oh," Saruman said thoughtfully, "well then, I guess in that case… well, no, I still don't care… never mind!"

Legolas' smile faded away, "Fucking bastard," He muttered as he gave Saruman a dirty look.

Saruman returned the look before turning his gaze back on the fellowship and smiling brightly. "Now, you will each have to go through two hours of torture each day until I feel that you have paid for the pain that you put me through… which won't be for a long time."

Legolas grumbled and sat in the corner defiantly, "No, I still haven't gotten my revenge yet!"

Aragorn rolled his eyes, "Stubborn Prince." He muttered.

"Shut up Snow White!" Legolas shot back.

"You shut up, you pansy!" Aragorn retorted.

"Pansy?! Why you little piece of shit…!" Legolas rushed at Aragorn and the two of them began whacking at each other with their hands.

"Argh!" Saruman wailed. He shoved himself between the two fighting people and pushed them apart, "Enough!" Geeze… if you keep going at it like that, there won't be anything left for me to torture! Now… you!" He pointed at Aragorn, "Go sit in the corner over there, and you," he said pointing at Legolas, "You over there!"

Legolas and Aragorn glumly stalked over to their respective corners and sat down in them, still glaring at each other.

"Stand up and face the wall," Saruman bellowed. They obediently followed his commands, as the rest of the fellowship stood around and watched in amazement.

"Wooow…" Gandalf murmured. "So that's how you do it? Tell me Saruman… did you ever have any kids?"

Saruman looked at Gandalf blankly, "Now why would you say that?"

"Because you have a knack for dealing with stubborn heirs…" Gandalf muttered.

"Thank you," Saruman bowed. He then cleared his throat, "OK, now it's time for your torture! Muahaha!"

"NO! I refuse to be tortured until I get my revenge!" Legolas said stubbornly from the corner.

"Alright," Saruman said, "the Elf goes first."

*gasp*

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