Hey everyone… I apologize for the serious lack of updates… it was basically cuzza finals, and also a camp that I went to, but that ended early… I wuz kinda kicked out ::cough::, and going places with my friends, getting tally marks, doing "stuff" ::hehe:: anyhoo… on to the story. And I would like to apologize for not mentioning this in my previous chapter, but the dark elves do not belong to me, they belong to my dear friend Katana ^_^ she made them up and I just borrowed them haha read on! PLEASE R&R!!!!!

Chapter 10

Legolas could only stare in shock when he recognized the face of the male elf, "DURIAN?!" (A/N: my made up little brother of Legolas haha… read Leaders Never Die)

Durian smiled at Legolas, "Aye… good to see you again brother. Tell me, when did you go goth?"

Legolas looked down at his clothes then back up at his brother, "A while now… I prefer it more then the old Legolas. Now you tell me, what are you doing with this bunch of hoodlums?"

Furiously, Sori reached behind her back and pulled out a hand gun and pointed it directly between Legolas' eyes quicker than the eyes could pick up, "Hoodlums?!!!"

Legolas gulped and laughed nervously, "I-I-I mean… GREAT, WONDERFUL females!!" He glanced down nervously at the gun.

The furious expression did not leave Sori's face as she continued to point the gun at Legolas, finally Ryan reached up and slowly pulled her arm down so that the gun was no longer endangering the Prince's life. "That's enough Sor… remember those anger management classes?" (A/N: speaking of anger management… I feel this is the time to let all of you know that me and my friend have FLOOR seats to the Eminem concert on July 30th!!!!! YYYAAAAYY! Haha)

"Fuck those classes!" Sori spat. "They aren't worth shit." She reached behind her back and put the gun back in its holder, leaving a horrified expression still plastered on Legolas' face. When he saw that the gun was replaced, he slowly let out a breath that he hadn't noticed he was holding.

Katana playfully punched Legolas' shoulder, "You really weren't THAT scared now were you? C'mon, Sor ain't THAT ugly!"

Sori let out a fierce animal cry and lunged at the smaller Dark Elf but was instantly restrained by Durian, "I say we get those classes again… maybe she should attend the 10,000 year sessions instead of the 5,000 year session she DID go to." He said as he held the struggling female.

Legolas gaped at his younger brother, "10,000 year long anger management classes?! Damn… you guys are old!"

Katana smiled, "Hell yeah we are! We're the first of our race, picked up Durian here about 10 years ago when he started turning into one of us for some odd reason."

"You're one of them?" Legolas asked his brother.

"I guess so… one day when we were sitting at the table eating supper I started feeling strange and soon noticed a tail growing out of my ass." Durian laughed.

Legolas didn't laugh along with his brother but did continue staring at him intently, "Does father know of this?"

"Why would you really care what father thinks." Durian asked nervously.

"What does he think Durian?" Legolas pressed.

"He doesn't think anything… I was banished when he found out. Called me a freak. That still urks me though… he didn't banish you when you turned into a devil loving freak but did when I turned into a dark elf." Durian said sadly.

"Oh, I see…" Legolas trailed off. His head snapped around when he heard the sound of numerous amounts of twigs snapping behind them. "Oh shit…" He moaned when he noticed Gimli slowly strutting up to where they were standing. "RUN!!!" Legolas screamed.

The five of them bolted away from the crazed dwarf as Gimli kept repeating his love for Legolas and stroking a large branch. "Leggy poo! Come back to Gimli!"

Legolas turned to Sori as they ran and said, "You know there was a time when I actually thought that dwarf was normal!"

"Were you high or something?!!!" Sorie screamed.

"No… just an elf!"

"WOAH!!" They heard one of the guys scream from the front of the running pack. "I don't think this was in the job description."

When Legolas made his way up to the front of the group to see what was the matter, all he could say was. "Oh shit…"

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Hey, again I repeat that I'm sorry for the lack of updates and because of how short this chapter is!!! I'll try to do better later on! Bye!