Wow… I'm in a great writing mood… I've started a whole new story, the sequel to my other story 'Leaders Never Die'… gosh… now I just gotta finish this one!! Better get my balls a'movin!!! Wait… I don't have balls ::grumbles something about borrowing them from bf or something::… ANYHOO!!! On to the GOTHIC ELF!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: if anyone has personal suggestions or complaints, email me or IM me at mephistophelesLE thankz bye!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Durian and Sori… hell, I don't even own Katana (don't want to, heh) j/k

Gothic Elf

~Chapter 12~

Katana looked up into the sky and noticed the shining dwarf, "Let's kill it and eat it!!!" She screamed.

The dwarfs eyes grew twice their original size, "Oh… I guess I should be on my way then." He tried to make a quick exit, but his attempt failed when Katana jumped up in the tree and tackled him to the ground.

"Kat!" Sori screamed, "Don't touch it! You have no idea where it's been! It could have rabies or something."

"It…" stressed the dwarf, "has a name. Its name is Gimli the Happy Dwarf."

"And I, am Gimli the Sleepy Dwarf!" Another dwarf popped up from behind a bush and stood next to Gimli the Happy Dwarf.

"Oh my God…" Legolas moaned. "There's two of them."

"Nope! Three!" Popped up another dwarf, "I am Gimli the Bashful Dwarf!" He walked up to Sori, grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. "How are you, ma cherie?"

"Not too bashful, eh?" Sori commented to Legolas.

Legolas shrugged.

Finally, a last dwarf trudged out from behind a large rock, he was clad in black. Chains poured off him in various places, the tattoos seen underneath his black tank top were grotesque to look at. Legolas smiled, this was the dwarf for him.

Legolas walked up to this new dwarf and introduced himself, "Hey man, I'm Legolas."

The dwarf snorted, "And I ain't no fucking Gimli." He held out his hand for Legolas to take, "The name is Marilyn… Marilyn Ozz Manson."

"Oh I am so happy to meet you. I cannot believe that Middle-Earth actually held another goth like me," Legolas said hurriedly. He was so excited that he had actually found another person like himself.

"Any of those bitches yours?" The dwarf asked crudely, nodding his head in the direction of Sori and Katana.

Legolas turned around and studied the two dark-elves. He traced his eyes up and down the bodies of each and wanted to say that Sori was his, but he knew if he said that she belonged to him, she would probably beat the shit out of him right there on the spot. "No, neither of them are mine. Why do you ask?"

The dwarf spit on the ground and wiped his runny nose on the back of his hand, "Cuz I want one."

"Which one."

He pointed at Sori, "That one."

"Fuck you," Sori spat. "I don't belong to anyone. And that includes grubby dwarves like you."

Marilyn then turned his gaze towards Katana, "What about you cutie? You into dominatrix relationships?"

"Oh yea, sure. I love them!" Katana said cheerfully with a fake smile on her face. "Sor, what does dominatrix mean?" She whispered.

Sori grinned and whispered back, "It means that you have a nice, typical loving family where everything goes right and you have a white picket fenced in your yard and a dog with little kids running through sprinklers."

Legolas raised his eyebrows at Sori's comment and gave her a weird look, in which he got a wink in return.

"Ohhhhh," Katana said, "that sounds awesome. Sure, I would love to be in a dominatrix relationship with you."

Marilyn beamed, "Oh my lords!!! I have finally been blessed!! Come with me my darling, I'll show you my house where I keep my handcuffs… then later we can put them on me."

"But why would you want me to put handcuffs on you?" Katana asked, confused.

Marilyn whispered something into her ear… Katana looked a little disgusted…

"What the fuck?!?!"

The crazed dwarf picked up the screaming dark-elf and ran away with her, closely followed by the other dwarves, leaving Legolas and Sori standing there alone, both staring in shock as they watched their companion being carried away.

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Hey, the end of Gothic Elf is coming really soon!!! OMG!!! It's going to be depressing to put an end to this story… it really is… I've been working on it for so long ::sniff:: *tear*… oh well… all good things must come to an end, unfortunately… PLEASE R&R!!!