Disclaimer: I don't own J–— you know the rest, the disclaimer in last chappy....


"You know the drill boys.." - JCA captain black quote (don't bother to correct me if I'm wrong, I'm too stubborn to listen..^.^) "Yes, Tohru, I am often mistaken for elderly Japanese women..."


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The time was 6:45 p.m. Jackie was pacing the center hall, overcome by eagerness. There were only Jade, Captain Black and himself so far. A loud yell and "oww!" from behind broke the silence. Jackie, shocked, turned to face Uncle, Tohru, and an unexpected guest. "Ayiahh!! Tohru! Why did you invite your mother?" Uncle yelled at the top of his voice. "I always knew Billy Goat was rude." Mama Tohru scowled at the enraged Shopkeeper. "Tohru, it is hard to believe that you are related to SNAKE WOMAN!!" Uncle roared, Mama Tohru flashed the evil eye at Uncle "That will not work on Uncle!!" they looked as if they were going to strangle each other to death until Tohru said "Sensei, Mommy please don't argue, try to enjoy Christmas." There was peace, for only a few moments until Uncle and Mama Tohru scowled and walked away from each other. Uncle went over to Captain Black and slapped his head with his two fingers (the famous ways of Uncle) "This is all your fault!! Security should be BETTERR!!" he bellowed and walked away. "Junk Monger likes to blame innocent people!! The SHAME!!" Mama Tohru screamed at him. They both argued and Tohru tried to calm them down. Within the next 4 minutes a few members from Section 13 came and talked to Captain Black. El Toro Fuerte and Paco came in and went over to Jackie and Jade to talk. El Toro and Paco were wearing matching tuxedos, and their masks. "Hola, Jackie and Jade, thank you for inviting us, next year we must invite you to Mexico for Christmas.." El Toro said happily. Paco and Jade were arguing over who looked nicer, Jackie or El Toro.(side note:j's are pronounced as y's by El Toro and Paco) "Jackie looks much better than El Toro, there's no denying it Paco" Jade argued, "No way Jade, El Toro looks more elegant than your mouse man" Paco claimed. "Please, Jackie has no competition in the looks department..." Jade exclaimed loudly. "El Toro" "Jackie" "El Toro" "Jackie" " El T– Viper" "Viper" Jade and Paco stared at the doorway where Viper stood. She quietly walked over to Jackie without him even noticing. "Hello Jackie" she said. "BWAHH!! Don't do that!!" Jackie practically jumped up in shock because he didn't hear her sneak up to him and El Toro. "Hello El Toro" "Hola, Senorita Viper. You look marveloso today." "Thank you" she added curtly. Jackie couldn't stop staring at her, she looked 'ravishing' for a lack of words. Most men were now in the mood to leave their girlfriends and wives behind. She wore a 'hot' (as Jackie would describe it) black dress that reached just above her knees and nice high heel shoes. Her charcoal black hair looked smooth and satiny. He was entranced by her, he had never noticed how gorgeous her body was, especially that she was young, just in her late twenties. "I know Jackie, I am overdressed." Jackie broke out of the trance and his face was flushed with a hue of crimson. He scratched the back of his neck "of course not. You look very beautiful" he added, very embarrassed at what he said. Captain Black wandered past Viper "Did anyone ever tell you that black is definitely your color?" He strode by. "You look very handsome yourself, Jackie" she said in a seductive manner, and winked. Jackie blushed the darkest shade of red that existed and he grinned.

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I've spent the last 3 hours listening to the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, so if something sounds strangely ehremm... then you'll know its because I have nothing better to do!! ^.^'