Disclaimer: I love JCA oh so very much, but I don't own it.

My poor readers, I keep you waiting for too long, the problem is I had lots of schoolwork (and still do) I also have the flu.. =( I don't feel good and have a headache, but I will write

I'm not hyper today so you will miss all the crazy insanely disturbing moments. Now on with the story.. Oh and yes, I am not a supporter of deranged JCA pairings such as Valmont/Viper **Viper doesn't even know him well, unlike a certain *JACKIE* we all know**

Next hour, HEHEHEHE HYPER MANIA!!HHEHEHE time for fluff..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Double your Jackies, Double your fun..~~Chapter 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THE LIGHTS WENT OUT..


There were sounds of movement close to them, in a moment the noise was gone. Jackie was gone... "Jackie? Where did you go?" Viper asked, it was so dark that you couldn't see 3 feet away from you. "I'm over here–" Viper turned her head, and looked around as if searching for something that wasn't there. – SNAP– "What was that?" She asked. Jackie groaned (not like that you pervs!^.^ at least not yet..) "That.. was, my neck" he said in pain. "Are you okay?" she asked as she kneeled down next to him. Viper managed to find him by following his voice. "Where does it hurt?" Viper put her hands on his shoulders and started to massage his back. Jackie, of course, tried to resist, but later realized his attempts were useless. "Are you always this tense?" she said sarcastically. "No, not always, only when I have thieves massaging my back.." now it was Jackie's turn to cook up some humor. "Ex-thief.." she quickly corrected. "Besides, aren't you enjoying it?" Jackie couldn't answer, if he said no, he would be lying, if he said yes, there would be too much assumption that would lead to ahem.. Other things ( damn well it does ^.^). Though he didn't want to admit it, he was in heaven. ( I might be over exaggerating but again lots of praise for the good characters ^.^, maybe too much praise.) To him, she was the hottest goddess he had ever seen in his life, but he wouldn't tell her that... "I guess it's okay, now I owe you.." Jackie muttered loud enough so she could hear him. "Good, now let's go find Captain Black and the others." They walked down the corridor, and at the end they saw lights. "There you are!" Captain Black said loudly. "We just gave out candles, but there's not enough to go around, so two people are going to have to share." "Jade and I are going to use the candle–" Jackie said, but he was cut off. "Listen Jackie, let her have a candle to herself, she's liable to run off anyway.." Viper put a hand on Jackie's arm, this time she was the voice of reason. "Hey, Jackie, stay right here for a moment, I'll be right back.." Jade told Jackie. "Jade, Where are you going? Jade?" Jackie went off looking for Jade. Viper just stayed with the others. "Jade?" Jackie called as he turned the corner. "Ja–" "Hey Jackie, hold this.." Jade said as she ran off. "What?" There was a large flash of light. "BWAHH!!!"

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"Huh?" Viper thought that she heard something. She walked down the same corridor that Jackie had went by before. She turned to her right, she saw something, a dim light moving. "Jackie?" she asked. The light went right past her and she didn't even get a chance to see who it was. She heard someone behind her, she quickly turned to see, no one. She felt someone's arms wrap around her waist. "Jackie, stop trying to scare me.." "So, you knew it was me.." It was definitely Jackie's voice, but a little rougher. His face brushed against her shoulder, he purred into her ear, "You're lost Viper, all alone and cold.." He kissed her neck. "But, for how long?" Viper asked, adding some charm of her own. "Hours, or more.." Jackie replied. "What about less?" "Less doesn't exist.." "And what shall I be doing those 'hours'?" "We'll see.." Jackie purred softly. "Give me an example.." Viper said and turned to face him. "All praise you, your seductive ways and goddess like beauty are very attractive. Your naughty charms have captivated my attention.." She lifted up his chin with a finger. "My, my, my Jackie. What are you trying to tell me?" "I am all yours.." Then with that they were kissing feverishly like there was no tomorrow..

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