ACT THREE: I Bet I Know
Lights, camera, action!
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"This singing thing is getting weird!" Chloe said as she and Lex drove towered Clark's house. They had called ahead tell Clark, Lana, and Pete to meet them there. Chloe was driving and Lex had not stopped kissing her since they had left the Talon. He was busy kissing her neck at the moment. "Will you give it a rest?"
"Why?" He asked threw his tender kisses.
"Because you haven't stopped kissing me!"
"Do you really mind?"
Chloe didn't reply.
"Didn't think so." Lex said before kissing her again. "I'll stop when we get there, promise."
"Good, because I don't want them finding out like that." Chloe said, leaning over to flip on the radio.
"How do you want them to find out?"
"Some other way?"
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"Chloe, there you are." Pete said as Chloe and Lex came up the stairs. "What's up?"
"There's something strange going on again, folks." Chloe said in a much to real singsong voice. Lex moaned, knowing what was happening even before the music started up.
"Something's just not right," Lex chimed in.
"And I bet I know what's going down." Chloe said walked from one friend to another.
"There's another mutant in this town!" Chloe and Lex sang together.
(Keep in mind this is a song now.) LANA: What could be this time?
CLARK and PETE: I bet I know.
LANA: What can they do?
CHLOE and LEX: I bet I know.
LANA: Who could it be?
PETE, CLARK, CHLOE, and LEX: Well, don't look at me.
ALL: There's something weird in this town.
LEX: Why does it always happen to us?
CHLOE: I think we're some kind of magnets.
CLARK: Wasn't that an episode name?
PETE: Maybe, but who gives a shit?
LANA, CHLOE, CLARK, and LEX: Pete?!
PETE: Hey, what'd I say?
ALL: I bet I know what this could be
I bet I can figure this out!
Someone in SmallVille is keeping a secret
If only we knew who it could be!
PETE: Maybe it's Luthor!
LEX: Or maybe NOT!
CHLOE: It could be Lana.
LANA: No way not me!
LEX: Or it could be Clark. **All look at Clark**
PETE, CHLOE, LANA, and LEX: NAH!
CLARK: **A little less nevus** Who could it be?
ALL: Don't look at me!
But I bet I can figure it OUT! **"Out" is long and dragged out**
The music slowly faded away into nothing and they all looked around. Clark was the first to speak. "Yeah, something REALLY weird is going on!"
A/N: Ok, so I was going to so a little "I've got a theory" thing like on BTVS but I picked this which is hopefully different. Tell me what you think.
Lights, camera, action!
***
"This singing thing is getting weird!" Chloe said as she and Lex drove towered Clark's house. They had called ahead tell Clark, Lana, and Pete to meet them there. Chloe was driving and Lex had not stopped kissing her since they had left the Talon. He was busy kissing her neck at the moment. "Will you give it a rest?"
"Why?" He asked threw his tender kisses.
"Because you haven't stopped kissing me!"
"Do you really mind?"
Chloe didn't reply.
"Didn't think so." Lex said before kissing her again. "I'll stop when we get there, promise."
"Good, because I don't want them finding out like that." Chloe said, leaning over to flip on the radio.
"How do you want them to find out?"
"Some other way?"
***
"Chloe, there you are." Pete said as Chloe and Lex came up the stairs. "What's up?"
"There's something strange going on again, folks." Chloe said in a much to real singsong voice. Lex moaned, knowing what was happening even before the music started up.
"Something's just not right," Lex chimed in.
"And I bet I know what's going down." Chloe said walked from one friend to another.
"There's another mutant in this town!" Chloe and Lex sang together.
(Keep in mind this is a song now.) LANA: What could be this time?
CLARK and PETE: I bet I know.
LANA: What can they do?
CHLOE and LEX: I bet I know.
LANA: Who could it be?
PETE, CLARK, CHLOE, and LEX: Well, don't look at me.
ALL: There's something weird in this town.
LEX: Why does it always happen to us?
CHLOE: I think we're some kind of magnets.
CLARK: Wasn't that an episode name?
PETE: Maybe, but who gives a shit?
LANA, CHLOE, CLARK, and LEX: Pete?!
PETE: Hey, what'd I say?
ALL: I bet I know what this could be
I bet I can figure this out!
Someone in SmallVille is keeping a secret
If only we knew who it could be!
PETE: Maybe it's Luthor!
LEX: Or maybe NOT!
CHLOE: It could be Lana.
LANA: No way not me!
LEX: Or it could be Clark. **All look at Clark**
PETE, CHLOE, LANA, and LEX: NAH!
CLARK: **A little less nevus** Who could it be?
ALL: Don't look at me!
But I bet I can figure it OUT! **"Out" is long and dragged out**
The music slowly faded away into nothing and they all looked around. Clark was the first to speak. "Yeah, something REALLY weird is going on!"
A/N: Ok, so I was going to so a little "I've got a theory" thing like on BTVS but I picked this which is hopefully different. Tell me what you think.