Chap 3: Karyoky nite!

hermi woz in the gratehall "eating" dinner w/ harry and ron wen she "saw" dumbeldoor drag in a big speeker with a micrafone attached. wot is that for? she "asked" dumbeldoor. it iz a karyoky mashine he "sed" we R having karyoky nite. the grate hall "cheered" and dumbeldoor "sed" calm down! the grate hall went sylent and dumbeldoor dimmed the lites w/ his wand and summoned a disko ball. hoo wonts 2 go 1st? Dumbeldoor "sed". hermi "raised" her hand and dumbeldoor "sed" hermione granger come up here. she did and he "handed" her the mike and she started "singing".

"Papa dont preech im in trobble deep papa dont preech ive been loozing sleep well ive made up my mind and im keeping my babie oo oo im gonna keep my babie

ooooooo-oooo." A/N maddonna is awsum! i cant beeleeve sheez 40! or sumthing she mite be older

every1 set in sylence wen hermi woz done and they didnt say innything. they all "looked" shokked. hermi ran thru the grate hall doors and "went" 2 the griffindoor girls dormitory. she "layed" on her bed and cryed and cryed. she woz so s2pid. she wanted 2 kill herself now. sum1 walked in2 the room. it woz draco.

how did U get in here? asked hermi. I hav my ways "sed" draco smirking. he "hugged" her and she "sed" im so s2pid i havent told any1 i woz pregnent exept U and harry and ginny. ur not s2pid "sed" draco. hermi felt the babie kick and "felt" a sharp pane in her stummick. i hate beeing pregnent she "sed". A/N

letz go back 2 the grate hall "sed" darco. K "sed" hermi and he "helped" her ^ and they went back2 the grate hall. every1 had forgottin abowt hermi singing and ginny woz singing.

"Whyd U have 2 go and make things so complicated i see the way ur actin like ur sum1 else getsa me frushtraded alifes like this U and U fall and U crall and U brake and U take what U get and U turn it in2 onnestly U promist me im never gonna find U fake it...nonono"

A/N i luv this song! avril lavvine is SO ska-punk! she iz 2 kool! but i like hil duff better she is a better singr and she dresses better!

every1 clapped and hermi "sed" ur really good ginny! ginny "sed" thanx mione and draco got up 2 sing.

but just then a gurl walked in2 the grate hall and she woz werring a black shert that "sed" good charlotte on it A/N good charlotte is the best! they R soooo punk and rock n roll props 2 U good charlotte! and she woz "werring" ripped jeens and she had black hare and an eyebrow ring and she woz "werring" black eyeshaddow and dark red lipstick. A/N like amylee from evvinessense i dont like her she iz 2 freeky-deeky and sheez just weerd!

im jenna carlington the girl "sed" 2 dumbeldoor im a transfer stoodent. dumbeldoor nodded and pooled owt a stool with the sorting hat on top of it.

sit on the stool "sed" dumbeldoor and jenna did. she "put" the sortig hat on and it "sed" griddindoor! she got up and the griffindoor tabel cheered.

she "set" neckst 2 hermi and "sed" hey im jenna im from america and hermi "sed" im from wales and im hermione but call me mione. ur look is kool "sed" jenna but U dont werr ennuff makeup. i shood give U a makeover! hermi nodded and jenna and her went 2 the gurls dormitorry and hermi set in front of a mirror and jenna put sum black eyeshaddow on hermi and sum red lipstick. hermi looked in the mirrer and jenna "sed" what do U think? hermi "sed" brillyant".

Thatz the end of chappy 3! i wont rite chappy 4 untill I have 25 revewes! like I "sed" there like my food i need them 2 live and im starving heer!

lol.