Author's Notes: Hmm...I'm considering doing a Yami Bakura diary, and (maybe) a Seto Kaiba. Opinions? Votes? Trust me, I always listen to my reviewers! :o) I love you guys!





Day Twelve:

What is it with people and their names? Another one of Peg's new rules: there are 'eliminators' on this island. Guess who 'Panic' decided to take out?

WRONG!

Hahahaha! He took out Mai. You know...Mai...the woman Joey beat with the card Yugi gave him? Anyway. Can't remember what possessed me to duel and win back her star chips. Could be the shortage of intelligent blonds around here. Might just be Yugi has a soft spot, and I never -will never- lose. Think that's it.

So. Discovered new rules. Squished all of Panic's monsters with a castle. Sounded very cool when I said, "My turn is over" and sent the castle slowly coming down on his screeching, helpless beasts....ooh, I'm so good I scare myself sometimes.

In other news, Joey flirted with Mai. I got better end of deal. She promised to duel me honorably.

Is she coming on to me?



Day Thirteen:

Accidentally made a new discovery. Pineapple and spearmint gum do not go together. Consequent decision: Must brush teeth immediately after taking over Yugi. (Just who taught this kid about good hygiene, anyway? Am I the only one who brought a toothbrush?)

5 minutes later:

Toothpaste and Orange Juice do not mix. Worst discovery ever. Must exact revenge on Joey. (Why is he still laughing? Must make him stop.)

2 seconds later:

Much better.



Next Day:

Had to wipe kids' memories of my, ah, slightly un-Pharaoh like reaction to Joseph's little prank. Naturally, is some confusion over Joey's fat lip. Will stay here and snicker knowingly, as Yugi (wisely) will say...nothing.

Later that day:

Great. Now feel bad about hitting Joey. Stupid Kaiba. Hate that man. Will explain:

Was walking through woods ("Ooh! Pretty tree! Oh! Flowers!" says Tea. "Ooh! Same as the last 40 we saw! Oh! Shut up, you twit, I've got allergies!" thinks me.) Will admit, not as majestic as Pyramids in Giza, but forest still nice in its way.

Suddenly, a helicopter comes from the sky. Was at first thinking, "What in the Underworld is that?" but read Yugi's mind and found out. It's a helicopter. It flies. The propeller blades go "chchchchchchcchch!" Was so neat! -ahm, fascinating.

Anyway, who should get out but the Formerly-Undefeated-Guy-Who-Could-Yet-See-Yami-Though-He's-A-Sub-Par-Duelist-Now, Seto Kaiba. Yugi acted just so happy to see him. Stupid kid. Choose your enemies wisely, but for crying out loud, don't befriend more morons than you have. Be a casual acquaintance. Treat him like that Uncle you have; send him a post card every couple of Christmases or so. Naturally, was ignored.

Long story short: Joey challenged him. Maybe figured my defeating him would make Kaiba an easy battle? Maybe was trying to put himself on my level? Possibly, was he bored, or suicidal?

Anyway, Kaiba throws something at him that looks like a dinner plate. Turns out it's new device for the game. Makes things more real. Simulates stench of overgrown farm animals (now why did Kaiba do that?). Take a guess who won. Kaiba. Duh. Kaiba also called Joey a canine. Suppose it's a step down from 'dueling monkey'. Relieved to see that even this long after I died, no one uses 'cat' as an insult.

Joey needs cheering up now. Will give him some toothpaste.



Next Day (or maybe later that night? Don't know; haven't seen light of day in too long...must duel...)

Joey's missing. Uhm...am looking for him, in a non-committal way, as am still stuck in Millennium Puzzle.

Later:

We were chased by big boulder-shaped balloon with speaker inside. Think Pegasus has too much time on his hands. Anyway, Bakura got run over, which was funny, and Tristan punched balloon, which was also funny, until it popped.

Then found Joey. Told Yugi strategy that could help Joey win against evil Zombie-regenerative monsters. Joey won. Bandit Keith wears flag around his head; wish still had Pharaoh head dress. Would show him up.

Think I'm becoming more shallow by the minute...must get out of this cave for fresh air.

Little while later:

Guess what's happened NOW. We're stuck in the cave. B.K. (Bandit Keith, the Burger King) and the McNuggets (oh, never mind, am too annoyed and claustrophobic to be clever). The "bad guys" pushed a big real boulder in front of exit.

They...will...pay...





Author's Notes: That's it for today! I need a break before I try to tackle the Paradox brothers. Those guys really creep me out; need my courage first. ;-)