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Chapter 2: Voldie's Birthday, Yay!
Peter tiptoed across the floor as quickly as he could. When he reached Voldemort's bed he gave the signal. One, two, three. "SURPRISE!!!" all the death eaters shouted. Voldemort sat straight up and grabbing his wand out from his Carebears PJ's. He screamed, "CRUCIO! CRUCIO! CRUCIO!" at random directions. When he stopped freaking out he realized that they were throwing him a surprise birthday party. (Readers: Awww! How cute!) The room was decorated with black and green balloons and all the death eaters had party hats on over their hoods. After Avery and Goyle stopped screaming from the Crutacious curse, Voldemort clapped his hands together and with a little yelp of glee he shouted, "Accio presents!". Immediately various boxes flew into the room and landed softly in a heap at the front of his bed. Voldemort took the largest one and started ripping off the wrapping paper before reading the card! Voldie: Hey wait a second! I can do that because I'm evil so HA!. Anyways. He opened it up to find a laptop computer. Macnair stepped forewards and exclaimed, "I thought it might be useful for spying on the Potters since they will be staying at a muggle hotel. Plus it has pinball!" Voldemort smiled then said, "Thank you. Excellent." Next he opened Lucius present. It was a large book by Salazar Slytherin titled, So you want to take over the world and hate muggles? As well as a huge crate of chocolate frogs. (Voldie: Brilliant! I'm still missing Circe from my collection!) Bellatrix (Aaaarghh!!! I hate her! She killed Sirius!) stepped foreward and gave him a big purple bag. Inside was a new set of hooded robes trimmed with green velvet. "Erm..Thanks.", Voldemort muttered. He also received a pint of dragons blood, a snake that he named Nagini, a nice new set of phoenix feather quills, and finally all that was left was a small box. He reached for it tentatively only to jump up in surprise. It was making an odd ringing noise! When he took it out of the box he discovered that it was a cell phone. "What the bloody hell is this?!?" He screamed. Peter stepped foreward and explained that it was a muggle communication tool. He thought it might be useful so that they could communicate without attracting attention. Voldie began to complement Peter but before he could say anything Nott came in the room and shouted "Who wants caaake?!?". They started to eat it as they plotted their evil scheme and laughed. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay for anyone that is concerned about my mental stability I assure you that I am not on drugs. I am only high off soda okay? Now if you want a surprise click the little blue button on the left, Nooo your other left, that's right and review!
Chapter 2: Voldie's Birthday, Yay!
Peter tiptoed across the floor as quickly as he could. When he reached Voldemort's bed he gave the signal. One, two, three. "SURPRISE!!!" all the death eaters shouted. Voldemort sat straight up and grabbing his wand out from his Carebears PJ's. He screamed, "CRUCIO! CRUCIO! CRUCIO!" at random directions. When he stopped freaking out he realized that they were throwing him a surprise birthday party. (Readers: Awww! How cute!) The room was decorated with black and green balloons and all the death eaters had party hats on over their hoods. After Avery and Goyle stopped screaming from the Crutacious curse, Voldemort clapped his hands together and with a little yelp of glee he shouted, "Accio presents!". Immediately various boxes flew into the room and landed softly in a heap at the front of his bed. Voldemort took the largest one and started ripping off the wrapping paper before reading the card! Voldie: Hey wait a second! I can do that because I'm evil so HA!. Anyways. He opened it up to find a laptop computer. Macnair stepped forewards and exclaimed, "I thought it might be useful for spying on the Potters since they will be staying at a muggle hotel. Plus it has pinball!" Voldemort smiled then said, "Thank you. Excellent." Next he opened Lucius present. It was a large book by Salazar Slytherin titled, So you want to take over the world and hate muggles? As well as a huge crate of chocolate frogs. (Voldie: Brilliant! I'm still missing Circe from my collection!) Bellatrix (Aaaarghh!!! I hate her! She killed Sirius!) stepped foreward and gave him a big purple bag. Inside was a new set of hooded robes trimmed with green velvet. "Erm..Thanks.", Voldemort muttered. He also received a pint of dragons blood, a snake that he named Nagini, a nice new set of phoenix feather quills, and finally all that was left was a small box. He reached for it tentatively only to jump up in surprise. It was making an odd ringing noise! When he took it out of the box he discovered that it was a cell phone. "What the bloody hell is this?!?" He screamed. Peter stepped foreward and explained that it was a muggle communication tool. He thought it might be useful so that they could communicate without attracting attention. Voldie began to complement Peter but before he could say anything Nott came in the room and shouted "Who wants caaake?!?". They started to eat it as they plotted their evil scheme and laughed. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Okay for anyone that is concerned about my mental stability I assure you that I am not on drugs. I am only high off soda okay? Now if you want a surprise click the little blue button on the left, Nooo your other left, that's right and review!