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Chapter 3: Computers, Paperclips, and planes! Oh my! Voldemort woke up yet again feeling particularly vindictive. He summoned all the death eaters to his side (went sorta like this: "GET OVER HERE YOU LAZY BUMS!!!") and proceeded to try out his new computer. First he tried to type an email. A second after he had opened up the program he screamed, "What the heck is that! IT'S staring at me!" All of the death eaters took out their wands and hurried to their master's side to find. THAT ANNOYING MICROSOFT PAPERCLIP!!! A little speech bubble had opened up next to it and it was labeled, "Ask me a question". Voldemort pondered what to write while the death eaters all shouted out suggestions. "Ask it how this works!", "Ask it why it's staring at us!", "Ask what its name is!", "Ask if it's single!" they shouted. (OMG my English teacher would hang me by my toenails if she knew that I wrote that sentence. *shudders*) Meanwhile the paperclip was bouncing around happily on the screen. Voldemort typed in, "Are you on my side or Dumbledore's!?". Suddenly little boxes popped up all over the screen reading "Malfunction!". The horror! Every time Voldie x-ed out of a box another would reappear. BOOM! Voldemort had freaked out and jinxed the computer, sending it flying into Goyle who slammed into Voldie's teacup collection. After Voldie had recovered from that traumatizing event he shouted, "Repairo!" and all the little shards of wire and plastic flew back together. He glanced at Goyle who was still out cold. Snape noticed this and added, "Maybe we should just unplug it next time.", however Voldemort wasn't listening and he had already reached Yahoo! travel. He opened up the file that belonged to Lily and James to find that they had booked a stay in Florida (Voldie: Woohoo! I'm going to Disneyworld!) for a week. He also noticed that holy shnikes!(spelled wrong. I know) They're plane was scheduled to leave tonight! He quickly bought 15 tickets in coach ( Peter: Awww. I wana go first class.). Excellent the plan was going perfectly. Mwhahahahahahha!!!
Okay that might've been a little short but I *promise* that I'll write a long chapter after this. Kk? Now, your getting diiizzzzzzyyy. Thee woorrdsss on thhhhisssssss paaaageee arrrrre swwwirrrrrrliing nooow goooo annndddd rreeeeeevvvieeeeewww.
Chapter 3: Computers, Paperclips, and planes! Oh my! Voldemort woke up yet again feeling particularly vindictive. He summoned all the death eaters to his side (went sorta like this: "GET OVER HERE YOU LAZY BUMS!!!") and proceeded to try out his new computer. First he tried to type an email. A second after he had opened up the program he screamed, "What the heck is that! IT'S staring at me!" All of the death eaters took out their wands and hurried to their master's side to find. THAT ANNOYING MICROSOFT PAPERCLIP!!! A little speech bubble had opened up next to it and it was labeled, "Ask me a question". Voldemort pondered what to write while the death eaters all shouted out suggestions. "Ask it how this works!", "Ask it why it's staring at us!", "Ask what its name is!", "Ask if it's single!" they shouted. (OMG my English teacher would hang me by my toenails if she knew that I wrote that sentence. *shudders*) Meanwhile the paperclip was bouncing around happily on the screen. Voldemort typed in, "Are you on my side or Dumbledore's!?". Suddenly little boxes popped up all over the screen reading "Malfunction!". The horror! Every time Voldie x-ed out of a box another would reappear. BOOM! Voldemort had freaked out and jinxed the computer, sending it flying into Goyle who slammed into Voldie's teacup collection. After Voldie had recovered from that traumatizing event he shouted, "Repairo!" and all the little shards of wire and plastic flew back together. He glanced at Goyle who was still out cold. Snape noticed this and added, "Maybe we should just unplug it next time.", however Voldemort wasn't listening and he had already reached Yahoo! travel. He opened up the file that belonged to Lily and James to find that they had booked a stay in Florida (Voldie: Woohoo! I'm going to Disneyworld!) for a week. He also noticed that holy shnikes!(spelled wrong. I know) They're plane was scheduled to leave tonight! He quickly bought 15 tickets in coach ( Peter: Awww. I wana go first class.). Excellent the plan was going perfectly. Mwhahahahahahha!!!
Okay that might've been a little short but I *promise* that I'll write a long chapter after this. Kk? Now, your getting diiizzzzzzyyy. Thee woorrdsss on thhhhisssssss paaaageee arrrrre swwwirrrrrrliing nooow goooo annndddd rreeeeeevvvieeeeewww.