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Chapter 4: Voldemort and the strange muggle transportation vehicles.
"HURRY UP!", Voldemort screamed as the death eaters brought their luggage down the escalator. Voldie was already in line for the security check and they were already being eyed by the security officers. They considered seeing 16 adults wearing long black robes and hoods a bad sign. By the time Voldie reached the screeners the others had gotten in line. He cautiously walked through the device only to jump up in surprise a second later when an alarm was set off. The security guards explained that he must have been carrying some sort of metal object. He emptied his pockets and the guards looked at him strangely while he muttered, "Bloody muggles.grr.why do they always suspect me?" Meanwhile the screeners were baffled at his luggage. It appeared that this psycho was carrying a piece of wood, a heavy cooking pot, and a ton of robes. Meanwhile Voldie finally got through the doorway on his 19th try and had to grab his luggage. Tapping his food impatiently he waited for the other death eaters to get through the door. Lucius was the first and Voldie noticed that he was eying the muggles with intense distaste. "Just a jelly-legs-jinx? Or maybe a little engorgement charm?", He pleaded. Voldie considered how the guard would react to a pair of clown feet then shook his head no. By the time they reached the corridor that the plane was leaving at they had broken into a full sprint. (Voldie: I told you we shouldn't have stopped at all those gift shops!) When they reached the gate a smiling ticket lady told them to go through to the plane. After finding their seats the death eaters pointed out the magazines and barf bags. Bellatrix gasped when the snack tray slammed down on her hand and received several stares after she stuttered, "S-stupid m-muggle contraptions.". Suddenly a voice came from the front of the plane, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today's flight will be going to Miami Dade Airport. We expect an early arrival at around 10:13. Please make sure that all baggage is stored in the overhead bins or beneath the seats. If you will look up you will notice a compartment directly overhead. If we have a problem air masks will drop down. Notice that there are exits on both sides and that the.". At this point no one was listening to the stewardess and the death eaters were trying to find out how this contraption was going to actually go anywhere. A little while after takeoff the stewardess came around asking what they wanted to drink and handed out those little bags of peanuts.(Yummy.) About halfway through the flight Voldie decided to go to the bathroom he tried getting up but the seats in front of them were leaned back all the way. "Imperius!", he muttered and instantly the seats swung forward. He then went to the back to try and find the bathroom. One was open so he went in. On his way back his giant cape got caught in the doorway, three chairs, and finally the wheels of that drink lady's cart. (Snape: Why didn't we just apparate there?) (Fanfic Author: .. Because I said so.Now shut up.)
Okay, please R&R!
P.S. : Lol ya soda can get you hyper really quick. Try pixie stix too. P.P.S:I wonder how many chapters I could finish if I had a bag of pixie stixs and some pepsi.*evil grin*
Chapter 4: Voldemort and the strange muggle transportation vehicles.
"HURRY UP!", Voldemort screamed as the death eaters brought their luggage down the escalator. Voldie was already in line for the security check and they were already being eyed by the security officers. They considered seeing 16 adults wearing long black robes and hoods a bad sign. By the time Voldie reached the screeners the others had gotten in line. He cautiously walked through the device only to jump up in surprise a second later when an alarm was set off. The security guards explained that he must have been carrying some sort of metal object. He emptied his pockets and the guards looked at him strangely while he muttered, "Bloody muggles.grr.why do they always suspect me?" Meanwhile the screeners were baffled at his luggage. It appeared that this psycho was carrying a piece of wood, a heavy cooking pot, and a ton of robes. Meanwhile Voldie finally got through the doorway on his 19th try and had to grab his luggage. Tapping his food impatiently he waited for the other death eaters to get through the door. Lucius was the first and Voldie noticed that he was eying the muggles with intense distaste. "Just a jelly-legs-jinx? Or maybe a little engorgement charm?", He pleaded. Voldie considered how the guard would react to a pair of clown feet then shook his head no. By the time they reached the corridor that the plane was leaving at they had broken into a full sprint. (Voldie: I told you we shouldn't have stopped at all those gift shops!) When they reached the gate a smiling ticket lady told them to go through to the plane. After finding their seats the death eaters pointed out the magazines and barf bags. Bellatrix gasped when the snack tray slammed down on her hand and received several stares after she stuttered, "S-stupid m-muggle contraptions.". Suddenly a voice came from the front of the plane, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today's flight will be going to Miami Dade Airport. We expect an early arrival at around 10:13. Please make sure that all baggage is stored in the overhead bins or beneath the seats. If you will look up you will notice a compartment directly overhead. If we have a problem air masks will drop down. Notice that there are exits on both sides and that the.". At this point no one was listening to the stewardess and the death eaters were trying to find out how this contraption was going to actually go anywhere. A little while after takeoff the stewardess came around asking what they wanted to drink and handed out those little bags of peanuts.(Yummy.) About halfway through the flight Voldie decided to go to the bathroom he tried getting up but the seats in front of them were leaned back all the way. "Imperius!", he muttered and instantly the seats swung forward. He then went to the back to try and find the bathroom. One was open so he went in. On his way back his giant cape got caught in the doorway, three chairs, and finally the wheels of that drink lady's cart. (Snape: Why didn't we just apparate there?) (Fanfic Author: .. Because I said so.Now shut up.)
Okay, please R&R!
P.S. : Lol ya soda can get you hyper really quick. Try pixie stix too. P.P.S:I wonder how many chapters I could finish if I had a bag of pixie stixs and some pepsi.*evil grin*