Okay guys! I'm baaaaaaaccckkk!!! That break when the server was down for
fanfiction.net was scary *shudders* but at least it's back up now. I would
like to say thanks to all of my loyal reviewers, Bella trix, George is hot-
Mrs.Moony, edgy wedgy, Good Old Malfoy, Mere Elfin Snape, Alriadne,
Slytherin Insanity, Mr. Padfoot, and Buffy 1011990. You have no idea how
helpful your reviews have been to me (Okay, so you might if you've ever
written a fanfic for the first time). It might be a while before I write
some more since right now I'm writing a fluffy little ficlet about Lily and
James and a few other stories so wish me luck with those! :) BTW hope you
enjoy this! Disneyland, Motels, and much, much more! I am sad to say that I
am not creative enough and I can't afford a good enough lawyer to say that
the characters in this story belong to me.*sigh*. They all belong to the
smart, talented writer Joanne K. Rowling. Some belongs to Disney too. The
first person to review this chapter and tell me what the K in JKR stands
for can e-me the name of ANY character in LOTR, HP, or Charlie's angels and
I'll work them into the next chapter! R&R!
Chapter 5: Can you really be evil in the happiest place on earth?
Lily and James were sitting together on the plane, Lily's head was gently
resting on James' shoulder, and James' head was pressed against the window.
Voldemort looked at them with disgust. It was weak. Pathetic. Revolting. He
frowned slightly and then glanced back out the window before staring at the
young couple again. Peter noticed who he was staring at and whispered, "I
know it's disgusting, but hey, If we just keep our distance while doing
this we might be able to avoid their cooties." Voldemort smacked Peter in
the head and hissed vehemently, "No you fool! I'm just revolted by them.
When will people learn that love and feelings are worthless!" His words
ringed around the cabin and several people were staring at him. He leaned
back in his seat and grumbled to himself, "Completely worthless.weak."
************************************************************************When
the death eaters finally left the plane they grabbed some cappuccinos and
tried to look at a map. Dolahov, one of the slower deatheaters was
perplexed by the little dot that said "You are here", and muttered out
loud, "How can we be there if we are here?" Bellatrix and Narcissa were
busy booking rooms in a hotel and proceeded to get a room with an in-suite
Jacuzzi before Voldie could stop them and point out that the most they
could afford was a Motel 6. Voldemort however was busy with some plans of
his own..
"Hey! How about we go to the beach tomorrow? Huh Lily?", asked an even-more-
messy- haired-than-normal James(Don't cha hate when that happens after a 12
hr. plane flight?). Lily shook her head and exclaimed, "No way. We're going
to Disneyworld first thing tomorrow." When she saw James looking at her
with puppy dog eyes(Or at least what he thought were puppy dog eyes) she
quickly added, "Er.But we can go to the beach on Tuesday." Then stood up on
tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. He grinned then heard a muffled
noise..
Voldie was crouched behind a trashcan listening to Lily and James'
conversation and laughing shrilly. "HEY WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING
HERE!?!" James roared while Voldemort ducked behind a potted plant and
jumped onto one of those luggage trams while giggling madly. Sadly the
thing was so freakin slow that James was able to walk right next to him.
(Some getaway, huh?). Voldie frowned, then with a sharp crack apparated to
the motel where the death eaters had already arrived.
************************************************************************"Whe
eee!" yelled Crabbe as he bounced on the squishy mattress and landed
against the headboard, ergo knocking himself out. Lucius sighed,
"Ennerverate. Crabbe! That's the fifth time tonight!" Meanwhile Rookwood
and the Lestranges were watching Scooby Doo since they had no clue how to
work the remote. "I don't get how that's funny. The muggle just eats a
sandwich." Bellatrix muttered then stopped when she saw her husband doubled
over in laughter. She decided to join Narcissa who was unpacking everything
and trying to fit it into the closets. Meanwhile Snape was trying to get a
wake up call on the ancient yellow phone, "I said 5 o'clock A.M.!", he
roared while the teenager at the desk answered, "You want a drink on the
rocks and a pen!?...". Snape made a note to himself to jinx the pimply teen
when they left. Voldemort clapped his hands together and yelled, "I have
important news. As you know this mission is vital to my plans." Snape
interrupted, "What plans!? I thought you just wanted to take over the world
and get rid of all the muggles!". "Crucio! Now as I was saying this will be
an important mission. Tomorrow we follow the Potters to. Disneyworld!",
Voldie exclaimed, with extra emphasis on the last word. All of the
Deatheaters exclaimed "Yeah!" and "Woohoo!". Bellatrix and Narcissa gave
each other high-fives. Snape started smacking his head against the wall.
"Whoa! How much did you say that tickets cost!?", Macnair shouted at the
freaked out vendor. Why were they wearing those giant black robes? She
thought. Then it hit her. Yes. They were those people that work in the park
and dress up as characters. Though she had no clue who they would be.Maybe
the seven dwarfs, and a few extras gone gothic. But anyhow she needed to
stand her ground. "Tickets are $40 each for the fifth time, now are you
buying any?" Macnair grudgingly paid for the tickets and went through the
gates. "Hehehe!" Voldie exclaimed. "Now we split up. Macnair, Avery, Nott,
you go to the Buzz Lightyear ride and the rest of future land. Narcissa,
Lucius, Dolahov, go to Safari land and go on the Indiana Jones ride.
Bellatrix, Rodolphus, and Me will go on the Casey Jr., and Snape, Crabbe,
Goyle, since you cut me off last night I will make you go on. Small world!
Mwahahahaha!" Snape screamed.
Meanwhile Lily and James were on the Alice and Wonderland ride. James was
pureblood so he was completely confused. "I don't get it. Why does it
matter if it was all a dream? Did those mushrooms have engorgement charms
on them? And why the heck was that caterpillar on drugs!? I thought this
was a kid's park!" They went to the Mad Hatters next and bought a pair of
mouse ears. This led to a discussion of the best way to get kicked out of
the park. Lily: "Start snogging the little mermaid!" James: "Try to pop
Goofy's bounce house!" Lily: "Wear mouse ears!" James: " .?" Lily: ".and
nothing else!" James grinned, "I like that one best! Wanna try it?" Lily
smiled, "No. But you can."
Okay, that was a little short but I promise there will be more later! If
this came out as one big block of text then I am really sorry but my
computer is screwed up. Now I know that I can't force you to review but
please do it.. "IMPERIO!!! MWAHAHAAHA! I command you to review! Review!
Review!" Okay forget about that spasm. Just pleeeaaaasssseeee review! BTW:
darn. I couldn't get a hold of any pixie stixs (Why does my mom think that
getting them is a dangerous idea? *smiles innocently*) but I did manage to
get half a pack of twizzlers! Be afraid. Be very afraid. :)
fanfiction.net was scary *shudders* but at least it's back up now. I would
like to say thanks to all of my loyal reviewers, Bella trix, George is hot-
Mrs.Moony, edgy wedgy, Good Old Malfoy, Mere Elfin Snape, Alriadne,
Slytherin Insanity, Mr. Padfoot, and Buffy 1011990. You have no idea how
helpful your reviews have been to me (Okay, so you might if you've ever
written a fanfic for the first time). It might be a while before I write
some more since right now I'm writing a fluffy little ficlet about Lily and
James and a few other stories so wish me luck with those! :) BTW hope you
enjoy this! Disneyland, Motels, and much, much more! I am sad to say that I
am not creative enough and I can't afford a good enough lawyer to say that
the characters in this story belong to me.*sigh*. They all belong to the
smart, talented writer Joanne K. Rowling. Some belongs to Disney too. The
first person to review this chapter and tell me what the K in JKR stands
for can e-me the name of ANY character in LOTR, HP, or Charlie's angels and
I'll work them into the next chapter! R&R!
Chapter 5: Can you really be evil in the happiest place on earth?
Lily and James were sitting together on the plane, Lily's head was gently
resting on James' shoulder, and James' head was pressed against the window.
Voldemort looked at them with disgust. It was weak. Pathetic. Revolting. He
frowned slightly and then glanced back out the window before staring at the
young couple again. Peter noticed who he was staring at and whispered, "I
know it's disgusting, but hey, If we just keep our distance while doing
this we might be able to avoid their cooties." Voldemort smacked Peter in
the head and hissed vehemently, "No you fool! I'm just revolted by them.
When will people learn that love and feelings are worthless!" His words
ringed around the cabin and several people were staring at him. He leaned
back in his seat and grumbled to himself, "Completely worthless.weak."
************************************************************************When
the death eaters finally left the plane they grabbed some cappuccinos and
tried to look at a map. Dolahov, one of the slower deatheaters was
perplexed by the little dot that said "You are here", and muttered out
loud, "How can we be there if we are here?" Bellatrix and Narcissa were
busy booking rooms in a hotel and proceeded to get a room with an in-suite
Jacuzzi before Voldie could stop them and point out that the most they
could afford was a Motel 6. Voldemort however was busy with some plans of
his own..
"Hey! How about we go to the beach tomorrow? Huh Lily?", asked an even-more-
messy- haired-than-normal James(Don't cha hate when that happens after a 12
hr. plane flight?). Lily shook her head and exclaimed, "No way. We're going
to Disneyworld first thing tomorrow." When she saw James looking at her
with puppy dog eyes(Or at least what he thought were puppy dog eyes) she
quickly added, "Er.But we can go to the beach on Tuesday." Then stood up on
tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. He grinned then heard a muffled
noise..
Voldie was crouched behind a trashcan listening to Lily and James'
conversation and laughing shrilly. "HEY WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING
HERE!?!" James roared while Voldemort ducked behind a potted plant and
jumped onto one of those luggage trams while giggling madly. Sadly the
thing was so freakin slow that James was able to walk right next to him.
(Some getaway, huh?). Voldie frowned, then with a sharp crack apparated to
the motel where the death eaters had already arrived.
************************************************************************"Whe
eee!" yelled Crabbe as he bounced on the squishy mattress and landed
against the headboard, ergo knocking himself out. Lucius sighed,
"Ennerverate. Crabbe! That's the fifth time tonight!" Meanwhile Rookwood
and the Lestranges were watching Scooby Doo since they had no clue how to
work the remote. "I don't get how that's funny. The muggle just eats a
sandwich." Bellatrix muttered then stopped when she saw her husband doubled
over in laughter. She decided to join Narcissa who was unpacking everything
and trying to fit it into the closets. Meanwhile Snape was trying to get a
wake up call on the ancient yellow phone, "I said 5 o'clock A.M.!", he
roared while the teenager at the desk answered, "You want a drink on the
rocks and a pen!?...". Snape made a note to himself to jinx the pimply teen
when they left. Voldemort clapped his hands together and yelled, "I have
important news. As you know this mission is vital to my plans." Snape
interrupted, "What plans!? I thought you just wanted to take over the world
and get rid of all the muggles!". "Crucio! Now as I was saying this will be
an important mission. Tomorrow we follow the Potters to. Disneyworld!",
Voldie exclaimed, with extra emphasis on the last word. All of the
Deatheaters exclaimed "Yeah!" and "Woohoo!". Bellatrix and Narcissa gave
each other high-fives. Snape started smacking his head against the wall.
"Whoa! How much did you say that tickets cost!?", Macnair shouted at the
freaked out vendor. Why were they wearing those giant black robes? She
thought. Then it hit her. Yes. They were those people that work in the park
and dress up as characters. Though she had no clue who they would be.Maybe
the seven dwarfs, and a few extras gone gothic. But anyhow she needed to
stand her ground. "Tickets are $40 each for the fifth time, now are you
buying any?" Macnair grudgingly paid for the tickets and went through the
gates. "Hehehe!" Voldie exclaimed. "Now we split up. Macnair, Avery, Nott,
you go to the Buzz Lightyear ride and the rest of future land. Narcissa,
Lucius, Dolahov, go to Safari land and go on the Indiana Jones ride.
Bellatrix, Rodolphus, and Me will go on the Casey Jr., and Snape, Crabbe,
Goyle, since you cut me off last night I will make you go on. Small world!
Mwahahahaha!" Snape screamed.
Meanwhile Lily and James were on the Alice and Wonderland ride. James was
pureblood so he was completely confused. "I don't get it. Why does it
matter if it was all a dream? Did those mushrooms have engorgement charms
on them? And why the heck was that caterpillar on drugs!? I thought this
was a kid's park!" They went to the Mad Hatters next and bought a pair of
mouse ears. This led to a discussion of the best way to get kicked out of
the park. Lily: "Start snogging the little mermaid!" James: "Try to pop
Goofy's bounce house!" Lily: "Wear mouse ears!" James: " .?" Lily: ".and
nothing else!" James grinned, "I like that one best! Wanna try it?" Lily
smiled, "No. But you can."
Okay, that was a little short but I promise there will be more later! If
this came out as one big block of text then I am really sorry but my
computer is screwed up. Now I know that I can't force you to review but
please do it.. "IMPERIO!!! MWAHAHAAHA! I command you to review! Review!
Review!" Okay forget about that spasm. Just pleeeaaaasssseeee review! BTW:
darn. I couldn't get a hold of any pixie stixs (Why does my mom think that
getting them is a dangerous idea? *smiles innocently*) but I did manage to
get half a pack of twizzlers! Be afraid. Be very afraid. :)