*Sniff* Awww. No one mentioned what the K. in JKR stands for yet so I am
going to work in Legolas(since I think that Orlando Bloom is hot and I am
the author and I have the power to do so even if the power has gone to my
head which it hasn't) *English teacher tries to keep from strangling me*
Okaaaaaaaaaaay. So now I'm back with the 6th chapter. I might be a little
slow w/ this since I'm currently writing four or five other stories, mainly
lily and james, and I also have school starting soon. Thanks to all the
people who reviewed! I luv ya'll!(Hey, I'm from Texas. It happens.) JKR
owns all of the characters and the theme, Disneyworld does too, and I guess
that Legolas isn't mine... though I wish he was... Okay so ha! You can't
sue me!!! Note to readers: PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!! Again, sorry for the
whole text blob thing.
Chapter 6: Back to mouseland!
Snape tried hard not to scream as he walked through the silent corridor of the Polynesian Inn, fumbling with the plastic ice bucket and glancing over his shoulder every now and then. When he was sure that no one else was in the hallway he tiptoed over to the door of room 315 and pressed his ear against the door. ".So do you want to go to the beach tomorrow? James? Jaaammes?", "Huh?", "James! Snap out of it and answer me. Do you want to go to the beach tomorrow?", "Yeesh. You're already nagging me. Just kidding! Kidding! Er.Actually I thought we could go to Disneyworld again then to the beach after that.", "Hmmm. Okay." Snape yawned. This could quite possibly be the most boring job ever. So much for the action and danger in spy work. Then he heard James whisper something and Lily giggled. Something, or things, flumped against the mattress and Lily muttered, "Ohh. That feels goood.", "So.do you want to?". Snape ran as fast as he could to the ice machine, trying not to hurl.
Lily sighed as she staggered into the brightly lit room. Walking through a theme park all day could be exhausting. She glanced at James when he yawned and asked, "So.Do you want to go to the beach tomorrow? James? Jaammes?". James was slumped in a pappisan chair, trying hard not to doze off, "Huh?", He replied. Lily groaned, "James! Snap out of it and answer me. Do you want to got to the beach tomorrow?", James paused for a second then, said in tones of mock annoyance, "Yeesh. You're already nagging me." Then he saw Lily shooting him one of her death-glares and quickly added in, "Just kidding. Kidding. Er.Actually I thought that we could go to Disneyworld again then to the beach after that." Lily raised her eyebrows in suspicion then replied, 'Hmmm. Okay." James muttered jokingly , "So what do I get If I really do go in only mouse ears?" Lily giggled then flumped down on the bed with her giant suitcase. "Ohhh..That feels goood." she sighed. It was heaven after waiting in lines, walking around, and going on rides all day. James stared at the ceiling, and for the sake of conversation said, "So.Do you want to?" Lily shot him a puzzled look then asked, "You're serious about the mouse ears thing!?" Realizing his mistake he continued, "No. I meant do you want to go to the beach on Wednesday?" Lily gave a sigh of relief, "Sure.Yeah. You know what how about we go downstairs and get some brochures right now." (A/N: Hehehe! Sorry but they're smart enough to not streak in Mouseland!) (Readers: Awww! You ruined everything!) (A/N: Don't worry. I have enough random things coming up later to rival Malcom in the Middle.) (Lawyers/Note: Hey you don't own any part of that show! Let's sue!!!) (A/N: *Screams* Oops! I don't own anything!!!) Okaaaaaay back to Voldie.
The next day Voldie was using a spell to make all the cloaks a little more colorful. Black was boring, but it did stand out in Florida. Not to mention how freakin' hot it got here even without black. He shuddered as he remembered the guest services lady. Lady: Oh my goodness, hun you'll just love the weather here! It rains every day, but its just a light sprinkle, and it's always sunny! Voldie: Hmm. Sounds okay. *end of conversation* That was before he found out that sunny all the time equals burning hot all the time. Not to mention that the rain came down hot and rose up from the streets in steam. Just then Snape walked in and whispered, "M'lord. Lily and James are going to the beach on Wednesday.We could always have then "accidentally" attacked by jellyfish or something." Voldemort smiled then hissed, "No. I have a plan for then that is much more evil." Then he turned to Snape. "Now I need to wake the other deatheaters up but my throats a little dry. CRUCIO!" Snape screamed and they all woke up.
Voldie was with Bellatrix (BTW thanx soo much to bella trix for being such a loyal reviwer. Even though for Third Times a Charm *shamelessly promotes new story* I think I'd rather have Lily kick Lucius' bum. *evil grin*) on the dumbo ride and they were arguing over the controls. "Higher! We need to go higher and faster!" Bellatrix shouted. Voldie winced as they rose to thirty feet in the air and screamed, "LOWER! I COMAND YOU! LOWER!" All of the little kids were way above them already and now they were staring at him with confused expressions. Voldie was already upset since a five year old had beaten him to the green elephant and now he was stuck with purple. When they were off the ride Bellatrix exclaimed, "Whoa. What is your problem with heights?" Then they headed towards Mount Matterhorn where Lily and James were already in line. Voldie smiled then, with a flick of his wand, everyone behind Lily and James left for other rides. Voldie and Bellatrix had the cart behind Lily and James. As they sped through the tunnel Voldie whispered a spell that brought the hairy white monster thing to life. He giggled madly as it headed towards Lily and James' cart but when they sped past it before it could grab them it turned towards Voldie. *half an hour later* Voldie was very upset. He had been mobbed by a bunch of little kids thinking that he was the evil queen in snow white, (Voldie: WHAT!? I am lord Voldemort! I sign no autographs! Fear me! Kids: Hehe! Disney must be getting really desperate if they hired this guy.)attacked by an abominable snow monster, and his plan to flip the boat on the Little Mermaid ride had, um.not gone quite so well. Now the lights were dimming and him and his death eaters lined up to watch the parade. All of the floats came by decorated with strands of lights and neon tubes. Voldemort even got to give mickey a high five! Next there was a float with Aladdin characters on top, waving cheerfully to the crowd. Then the three little pigs passed by, and a tall guy with long blonde hair, a crossbow, and pointy ears walked by. A screaming fangirl jumped over the barrier and ran up to him. Legolas: Who the hell are you? Girl: OMG! I'm OrlandoRoKsMYworld! I am your biggest fan! *Jumping up and down and hugging him* Legolas: Oh yeah. You're that author. By the way why am I here? I'm not even owned by Disney. Am I? Girl: .. Legolas: So? Girl:.Well.I have the power to put you anywhere since I am the author so you are here. Now don't ask any more questions or I'll make you run through the parade in nothing but mouse ears. Legolas:.Starts hugging OrlandoRoKsMYworld. *BoTh RuN OfF fRoM lAmE pArAdE* Voldemort giggled then tapped the deatheaters on the shoulders. "Hehe! I finally got Lily and James!" Snape asked, "What did you do!?" "Well, I just used a spell to hehe." MWAHHAHAHAHA!!! I'm EVIL! That's my first cliffie for this story and I will have the answer in the next chapter! By the way, reviews motivate me to update faster. *nudge nudge, wink wink*. Yeah that was a lame attempt at a LOTR crossover sorta *ducks flying objects* please forgive me! Also please check out my other stories! Thank you so much for reading this!!!
Snape tried hard not to scream as he walked through the silent corridor of the Polynesian Inn, fumbling with the plastic ice bucket and glancing over his shoulder every now and then. When he was sure that no one else was in the hallway he tiptoed over to the door of room 315 and pressed his ear against the door. ".So do you want to go to the beach tomorrow? James? Jaaammes?", "Huh?", "James! Snap out of it and answer me. Do you want to go to the beach tomorrow?", "Yeesh. You're already nagging me. Just kidding! Kidding! Er.Actually I thought we could go to Disneyworld again then to the beach after that.", "Hmmm. Okay." Snape yawned. This could quite possibly be the most boring job ever. So much for the action and danger in spy work. Then he heard James whisper something and Lily giggled. Something, or things, flumped against the mattress and Lily muttered, "Ohh. That feels goood.", "So.do you want to?". Snape ran as fast as he could to the ice machine, trying not to hurl.
Lily sighed as she staggered into the brightly lit room. Walking through a theme park all day could be exhausting. She glanced at James when he yawned and asked, "So.Do you want to go to the beach tomorrow? James? Jaammes?". James was slumped in a pappisan chair, trying hard not to doze off, "Huh?", He replied. Lily groaned, "James! Snap out of it and answer me. Do you want to got to the beach tomorrow?", James paused for a second then, said in tones of mock annoyance, "Yeesh. You're already nagging me." Then he saw Lily shooting him one of her death-glares and quickly added in, "Just kidding. Kidding. Er.Actually I thought that we could go to Disneyworld again then to the beach after that." Lily raised her eyebrows in suspicion then replied, 'Hmmm. Okay." James muttered jokingly , "So what do I get If I really do go in only mouse ears?" Lily giggled then flumped down on the bed with her giant suitcase. "Ohhh..That feels goood." she sighed. It was heaven after waiting in lines, walking around, and going on rides all day. James stared at the ceiling, and for the sake of conversation said, "So.Do you want to?" Lily shot him a puzzled look then asked, "You're serious about the mouse ears thing!?" Realizing his mistake he continued, "No. I meant do you want to go to the beach on Wednesday?" Lily gave a sigh of relief, "Sure.Yeah. You know what how about we go downstairs and get some brochures right now." (A/N: Hehehe! Sorry but they're smart enough to not streak in Mouseland!) (Readers: Awww! You ruined everything!) (A/N: Don't worry. I have enough random things coming up later to rival Malcom in the Middle.) (Lawyers/Note: Hey you don't own any part of that show! Let's sue!!!) (A/N: *Screams* Oops! I don't own anything!!!) Okaaaaaay back to Voldie.
The next day Voldie was using a spell to make all the cloaks a little more colorful. Black was boring, but it did stand out in Florida. Not to mention how freakin' hot it got here even without black. He shuddered as he remembered the guest services lady. Lady: Oh my goodness, hun you'll just love the weather here! It rains every day, but its just a light sprinkle, and it's always sunny! Voldie: Hmm. Sounds okay. *end of conversation* That was before he found out that sunny all the time equals burning hot all the time. Not to mention that the rain came down hot and rose up from the streets in steam. Just then Snape walked in and whispered, "M'lord. Lily and James are going to the beach on Wednesday.We could always have then "accidentally" attacked by jellyfish or something." Voldemort smiled then hissed, "No. I have a plan for then that is much more evil." Then he turned to Snape. "Now I need to wake the other deatheaters up but my throats a little dry. CRUCIO!" Snape screamed and they all woke up.
Voldie was with Bellatrix (BTW thanx soo much to bella trix for being such a loyal reviwer. Even though for Third Times a Charm *shamelessly promotes new story* I think I'd rather have Lily kick Lucius' bum. *evil grin*) on the dumbo ride and they were arguing over the controls. "Higher! We need to go higher and faster!" Bellatrix shouted. Voldie winced as they rose to thirty feet in the air and screamed, "LOWER! I COMAND YOU! LOWER!" All of the little kids were way above them already and now they were staring at him with confused expressions. Voldie was already upset since a five year old had beaten him to the green elephant and now he was stuck with purple. When they were off the ride Bellatrix exclaimed, "Whoa. What is your problem with heights?" Then they headed towards Mount Matterhorn where Lily and James were already in line. Voldie smiled then, with a flick of his wand, everyone behind Lily and James left for other rides. Voldie and Bellatrix had the cart behind Lily and James. As they sped through the tunnel Voldie whispered a spell that brought the hairy white monster thing to life. He giggled madly as it headed towards Lily and James' cart but when they sped past it before it could grab them it turned towards Voldie. *half an hour later* Voldie was very upset. He had been mobbed by a bunch of little kids thinking that he was the evil queen in snow white, (Voldie: WHAT!? I am lord Voldemort! I sign no autographs! Fear me! Kids: Hehe! Disney must be getting really desperate if they hired this guy.)attacked by an abominable snow monster, and his plan to flip the boat on the Little Mermaid ride had, um.not gone quite so well. Now the lights were dimming and him and his death eaters lined up to watch the parade. All of the floats came by decorated with strands of lights and neon tubes. Voldemort even got to give mickey a high five! Next there was a float with Aladdin characters on top, waving cheerfully to the crowd. Then the three little pigs passed by, and a tall guy with long blonde hair, a crossbow, and pointy ears walked by. A screaming fangirl jumped over the barrier and ran up to him. Legolas: Who the hell are you? Girl: OMG! I'm OrlandoRoKsMYworld! I am your biggest fan! *Jumping up and down and hugging him* Legolas: Oh yeah. You're that author. By the way why am I here? I'm not even owned by Disney. Am I? Girl: .. Legolas: So? Girl:.Well.I have the power to put you anywhere since I am the author so you are here. Now don't ask any more questions or I'll make you run through the parade in nothing but mouse ears. Legolas:.Starts hugging OrlandoRoKsMYworld. *BoTh RuN OfF fRoM lAmE pArAdE* Voldemort giggled then tapped the deatheaters on the shoulders. "Hehe! I finally got Lily and James!" Snape asked, "What did you do!?" "Well, I just used a spell to hehe." MWAHHAHAHAHA!!! I'm EVIL! That's my first cliffie for this story and I will have the answer in the next chapter! By the way, reviews motivate me to update faster. *nudge nudge, wink wink*. Yeah that was a lame attempt at a LOTR crossover sorta *ducks flying objects* please forgive me! Also please check out my other stories! Thank you so much for reading this!!!